There's always someone who thinks about my vests and they're fighting

Gogol held on to his white top hat, leaning back and forth with a smile. His slender braids were swinging behind his back, and the purple-red pompon tied at the end of his hair was swinging along with it.

On the side of the slave, a fur child couldn't help staring at the fuchsia pompom at the end of Gogol's hair. The expression is like a kitten seeing a ball of wool, focused and serious, with a kind of childish liking: pompom ball... cage, let it out, play games, scold bad people... pompom ball is a good person...

Gogol, who was still laughing, didn't know that he was inexplicably regarded as a good person by a kitten. Not only that, most of the slaves present looked at him with great admiration, just like looking at the man who climbed up to the red earth continent to free the slaves. The great hero - Fisher Tiger, they are also revolutionary pioneers who dare to sacrifice.Some of the emotional people even had tears in their eyes, as if they had witnessed the history of heroes, they were very excited.

On the contrary, the organizing members of the auction and the guests under the auction stage—except for the Tianlong people who may indeed be mentally handicapped— Qiqi took a deep breath, showing a terrified and panicked expression: he How dare? !

This is a live broadcast!How dare he say such a thing? !

...Oh, by the way, the Celestial Dragons are being held hostage, and the navy will soon send admirals over, even with this strange devil fruit ability to pull people into the game field, and uttering such words that blatantly despise the world government, It is absolutely impossible for him to escape from the admiral!Does he not want to live?

A desperate lunatic who wants to cause a big mess, who knows if he will have a sudden whim to get rid of these hostages?

Most of the nobles were sweating coldly and kept silent.

On the contrary, one of the unknown pirate captains' eyes flickered, trying to bargain with Gogol: "Why don't we have a discussion, you let us go, we can form a pirate alliance with you... You kidnapped the Tianlong people, the navy The admiral will be here soon. Your devil fruit ability is very special, but it is impossible to be the opponent of the admiral... In fact, I am very optimistic about you. Although you are a bit crazy, you have a lot of ideas and will definitely attract a large number of followers... ...Let's leave the Chambord Islands first, leaving the green hills..."

"I'm sorry, your words are so natural that I can't help but have a little doubt." Gogol politely interrupted the long speech of the unknown pirate captain, and raised a stick with a smile. Finger, "First of all, the main premise, why do you think I'm a pirate? Second, what gave you the illusion that you can cooperate with me?"

"Aren't you a pirate?" The unknown pirate captain who proposed to cooperate seemed to suddenly think of something, his eyes widened, "Could it be that you are--the Revolutionary Army?!"

Hearing this guess, the frozen bodies of the nobles trembled uncontrollably, sweating profusely.

"Revolutionary Army..." Gogol showed a meaningful smile, and gave an ambiguous answer in a wicked way, "...who knows?"

After finishing speaking, regardless of the reactions of those present and those who heard the words while watching the live broadcast, Gogol calmly changed the topic: "Okay, gentlemen and ladies, this is the end of the warm-up session."

"Next, it's the clown's questioning session—"

"Before that, maybe you can divide the camp first." Gogol gestured with his walking stick in midair, and a white line appeared in the game field as his mind changed, leading the people who were about to take the question Divided into two camps, the left side is the "goods" prepared by the auction, and the right side is the members of the auction organization and the guests in the audience, which seems to be a bit out of order, he squinted his eyes and laughed, The rising tone at the end is full of delusion, "Just like this, the camps will answer the questions and get one point for answering a question correctly. The camp with the highest cumulative score will get a surprise gift from the magician!"

The voice fell, and a four-digit scoreboard appeared near the white line. The initial score was "00:00". Next to the scoreboard, there were colorful gift boxes of similar size. The gift boxes were tied with exquisite bows, which made people full of excitement. The desire to disassemble.

"Is everyone looking forward to it more?" Gogol smiled and threw a wink at one of the video phone worms, intending to block some people watching the live broadcast.

did not expect--

The video phone bug moved its tentacles, and two suspicious blushes appeared on the face of SpongeBob's house snail, which became more and more red. The whole snail... no, the whole phone bug turned red. , as if being roasted, smoking, fell to the ground in a daze, peas eyes turned into mosquito coils.

Gogol: "..."

Gogol: "???"

How, how could this be so?

Gogol's expression froze for a moment, and he silently sighed in his heart about the magical characteristics of the phone bug, then quickly picked up the video phone bug that was suspected of short-circuiting the brain, and stuffed it back along the cloak.

…Sorry, but we really don't fit.

The cloak was raised, and Gogol quickly changed a new video phone bug, and said nonchalantly: "Very good, everyone seems to be looking forward to it! Then, without further ado, the questioning session officially begins—— "

"First question: Why is Monkey D. Long, the leader of the Revolutionary Army, called 'the most vicious criminal in the world'?"

"Does it need to be said? The revolutionary army is extremely vicious and has committed many crimes. It is a vain attempt to overthrow the world government. It is only natural that their leader is considered the 'world's most vicious criminal'?" The guards of the Tianlong people from the right camp took the lead in answering.

Those in the left camp were not to be outdone: "That's not the case! It's because the Revolutionary Army advocates the idea of ​​freedom, and the world government is afraid that the Revolutionary Army's continued development will threaten its own rule, so it regards the leader of the Revolutionary Army as 'the most powerful man in the world. Heinous criminal'!"

"The camp on the right sounds very 'correct'." Gogol judged solemnly, and then, when everyone in the camp on the right was smiling, he added with a smile, "Unfortunately, I don't like the 'correct' style of the world government." ’, I like the idea of ​​free thinking. So, one point for the left.”

……

After a series of lively questions and quick answers, Gogol glanced at the scoreboard and glanced at the people present intentionally or unintentionally.

As time goes by, both sides of the camp are getting a little nervous at the moment, especially the right camp.

More than an hour has passed, and the admiral has not come yet.You know, this is the kidnapping incident of Tianlong people!The admiral could not have been notified.

So, to rule out all the impossibilities──

Admirals cannot enter this particular playing field.

This result, which no one had considered at the beginning, has become the most likely situation now.

"The current score is 5:5, which happens to be a tie." Gogol, the idealistic referee who deliberately let the score tie, seemed embarrassed, and pretended to sigh, "Hey, what should we do? It seems that an extra game may be needed ?”

"It's okay, please continue to ask questions, Mr. Gogol." After being guided to answer a few questions correctly according to Gogol's meaning, the people from the right camp began to change their tactics and complimented flatteringly, "The question you asked All valuable."

"Value?" Gogol shrugged indifferently, "I never cared about such things as value."

The speaker's face froze, as if he was at a loss, and secretly annoyed, but he heard Gogol continue with a smile: "However, the concept of value is very interesting. You remind me, I thought of an interesting question--"

"Question: What is the most precious treasure in this sea?" Gogol's voice rose again.

"It's ONEPIECE!" People from the left and right camps said in unison for the first time.

"Huh? So boring, it's the same answer..." Gogol puffed his face a little unhappy, and he dragged his voice, half asking, half complaining, "So, there is no different answer? Or Say, this question has already had a conventional answer? How annoying—"

"Pompom! Different, the answer!" Seeing that Gogol seemed unhappy, the fur kid who had been staring at him in a daze suddenly said loudly, "It's freedom! The most precious treasure in the sea is freedom!"

"I like your answer! In this sea, freedom is the most precious treasure!" Gogol, the ultimate free chef, was finally satisfied when he heard this answer. He laughed and took off his white hat, and threw it high. The high-throwing white top hat fell lightly on top of his head, his eyes fell on the fur kid who shouted "freedom", he flashed to the kid without hesitation, squatted down, patiently Ask, "Your name is Pompom? Any gifts you'd like?"

The fur kid realized that he could move suddenly. He shook his head and nodded again, while gesticulating, he tried to express: "Name, no, pompom. I want, pompom."

The fur kid pointed to himself: "Conte, name."

"Your name is Conte?"

Conte happily nodded vigorously, the animal ears hidden in the short black hair pricked up vigilantly when he heard his name, he cautiously poked out his flesh pad and tentatively touched the end of Gogol's braid The fuchsia pom-pom in the bundle couldn't help grinning after touching it, revealing two pointed canine teeth, which made the baby-fat little face look even more childish.

Up to five years old.Gogol thought with a smile.

Just as he was thinking about it, he heard Conte confess loudly: "I like it, Pompom Ball, and Pompom Ball."

The first "pompom" Conte said while looking at Gogol, and the second "pompom" pointed to the purple-red pompom tied at the end of Gogol's braid.

"Even if I say that, I won't give it to you." Gogol deliberately teased Kante with a bad attitude.

Conte glanced at him incredulously, pouted his mouth aggrievedly, drooped his animal ears, and said slowly, "That's great."

"Did you give up so easily?" Gogol thought the kid was very interesting and cute. He took off the pompon from his hair and put it in Kante's hand, then stretched out his hand to press the top of his hair and curled it up. He asked with a smile, "Hey, Little Conte, do you have a place to go after you leave? I can give you a ride."

Before Kante could answer, the rest couldn't help asking: "What about us?"

Gogol was startled: "Huh? Are you still there?"

――We've been here all along, bastard!

The same expression was written on people's faces.

Gogol pretended not to understand, quickly put away the video phone bug, threw it back to its original position along the cloak, and said with a smile: "The game is over—"

The author has something to say: Conte is an original character, there are not many scenes, the cat of the fur tribe~

感谢在2021-07-1000:00:00~2021-07-1500:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: --Moyu--1;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: -- Stranger Words -- 1;

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 7 bottles of Ayako;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!