There's always someone who thinks about my vests and they're fighting

There was an overheard voice coming from the other end soon, Batman adjusted the communication equipment and played the voice——

"Excuse me, is this New York?... Do you know how to get to Stark Tower?"

"...Are you an Eastern god from Midgard?"

"...I am Qiong Xiao, a disciple of Jiejiao."

"...What are you looking for him for?"

"Time gem... who are you?"

"...I am the God of Mischief...Loki Odinson...what you want is in S.H.I.E.L.D...."

"This happened a few days ago." Batman said calmly, "Arkham happened to be in trouble at the time, so I didn't pay attention to Qiong Xiao's problem in time. I'm afraid it's too late to stop it now. Let's analyze it first Let’s talk about what we know about this matter, Diana, starting with you.”

"Don't order me." Wonder Woman gave Batman a sideways glance, "I don't know much. First, Midgard is what the Asgardians call Earth. Then, Loki is Odin son of Asgard, the little prince of Asgard. I've seen him, and he's a born liar. I don't like him, I think, and he doesn't like me either, especially my lasso."

"So, is that goddess named Qiong Xiao deceived by the god of mischief?" The Flash raised his hand and asked.

At this time, Green Lantern's expression gradually became serious: "Whether that goddess is deceived or not, the target is the time stone, she is definitely not simple. As far as I know, the time stone is one of the infinite gems of the universe. The power to manipulate time. According to the bat, the goddess is a god from another world, so how did she know that she belongs to this cosmic time gem?"

"... maybe a parallel world?" The Flash guessed.

"The bat said it was a different world." Green Lantern analyzed reasonably, "If it is a parallel world, according to the personality of the bat, you should have started looking for her counterpart in this world long ago? So, can you find it?"

"...she is an oriental god." Batman said, "the information I can find is limited. According to her, she is one of the three gods in the oriental mythology system."

"...You really went to look for it. Although I guessed it a long time ago, I still want to say that it is indeed you, Bat." In the world, the Infinity Stone must not be taken away by her, even if there is only one Time Stone."

"Why? If the Infinity Stone is taken away by her, will there be serious consequences?" The Flash asked without understanding.

"How do I know?" Green Lantern spread his hands, "Before her, I've never heard of visitors from other worlds—I've heard of visitors from the parallel world. But that's not important. Anyway, I don't know what the specific consequences will be." I don’t know. But, please, the energy crystals of our universe are taken away by people from another world. It’s a bad idea, okay? As the guardian of the universe, it’s natural to stop the robbery of the gods of another world?”

"...What you said seems to make sense." The Flash was lost in thought, and to be honest, he felt that there was something wrong with what Green Lantern said, but it seemed very reasonable.

Batman glanced at them, and rarely took the initiative to explain: "The Time Gem is in the hands of the Supreme Mage, and it needs to be used to resist the invasion of the dark dimension and cannot be taken away by her. Therefore, we need a plan-"Anti-Dimensional Gods Plan '. Not only Qiong Xiao, but also the Sun God of the Superman family, no one knows what his real purpose is, we need to be on guard..."

Superman couldn't help objecting: "I object! Lu Ya is different from Qiong Xiao. I think we can sit down and talk with him face to face. He is very talkative. I just didn't think about asking him these things before. Things, believe me, if I ask him, he will tell me."

"Didn't you find yourself trusting him too much?" Batman was expressionless. He touched the kryptonite ring in Bat's belt restrainedly, trying to suppress the desire to take out the kryptonite ring and smash it on Superman's face to wake him up. A little impulse.

Under Batman's increasingly gloomy aura, Superman's voice gradually weakened, and he explained in a low voice: "You know, I get energy through sunlight, and I feel close and trust in my energy source, which is also out of biological instinct Well……"

"Instinct? This kind of thing is really subtle." Green Lantern added casually, "However, having a sun god as a source of energy sounds really cool, and I want to..."

"...No, you don't want to." Flash pressed Green Lantern again, feeling extremely powerless: Batman and Superman are looking at you, genius.Can you wake up a little bit?You are not a superman, what's the use of asking for a sun god?

"...Okay, just kidding." Under the double gaze of Batman and Superman, Green Lantern finally felt a little bit of pressure, and he changed the subject naturally, "I think what Superman said is not unreasonable, Everyone can chat face to face. Although bats are more suspicious, if Superman can persuade Mr. Sun God to allow Diana to use the lasso of mantra on him, I don’t think even bats will object.”

Superman looked at Batman subconsciously.

Batman thought for a moment, and acquiesced to Green Lantern's proposal.

After discussing with several people, they moved from the watchtower to the Hall of Justice.

Metropolitan, home of Clark Kent.

When Superman flew in through the window, he saw Lu Yaduan sitting upright on the sofa and watching TV with a serious face. His expression could easily make people misunderstand that he was actually watching official news related to major national events. And is thinking about the big question of life and death.

However--

Superman subconsciously glanced at the TV screen - the cartoon "Tom and Jerry".

Superman: "..."

"Hey, you're back." Lu Ya waved at Superman lazily, and leaned back, as if the upright sitting posture just now was just Superman's illusion.

Superman looked confused: "...are you watching cartoons?"

"What's the matter with cartoons? You can't discriminate against cartoons. "Tom and Jerry" is a classic masterpiece with a long meaning, and it is worth savoring again and again." Lu Ya began to plausibly babble, ""Hamlet" tells us 'to be or not to be, this is a Questions', Tom and Jerry's brilliant refutation of Shakespeare's questions, where life and death are not an issue at all. It's about the process, it's about participation. Very educational, isn't it?"

For some reason, while talking nonsense, Lu Ya inexplicably thought of the Great Tribulation of the Conferred Gods, and his heart was a little more touched, and there was a little emotion on his face, as if he really had a deep feeling for this cartoon of.

Superman hadn't watched this cartoon, so he believed Lu Ya's nonsense speech. He smiled and said: "Well, what you said makes sense. It seems that you have learned a lot during this time. If you have the opportunity, I will also Will look for it."

Lu Ya was a little guilty, and quickly changed the subject: "Didn't you go to a meeting? What did you come back for?"

"That's right, a few of my friends heard that you came from another world, and they want to ask you some questions, would you mind meeting them with me?"

Lu Ya thought for a moment, and asked seriously: "Is it similar to the symposium mentioned on TV? Are there free snacks?"

"Probably about the same?" Superman smiled good-naturedly and said patiently, "As for snacks, if you need them, I can buy some. However, it's getting late now, so I can't eat too many snacks. Yes, you just promised me today to limit my sugar intake."

Lu Ya silently turned off the TV, looked up into Superman's eyes, ignored the second half of Superman's words, and pleaded sincerely: "Small snacks, I want to pick them myself."

Superman was helpless: "...the next time is not an example."

Half an hour later, the Hall of Justice.

"Good evening, everyone." Lu Ya greeted vaguely with a lollipop in his mouth, then randomly picked one of the remaining empty seats and sat down, patiently counting his snacks.

"Good evening." Green Lantern was the first to respond with a wave.

The Flash couldn't help sneaking a few greedy glances at the snacks in front of Lu Ya.

Wonder Woman looked at the landing pressure curiously.

Under Batman's death eyes, Superman explained in a low voice what happened just now.

"...So, that's why you kept us waiting for so long?" Green Lantern couldn't help complaining, "I was so naive, I thought your time was mainly used to persuade Mr. Sun God to agree to come and have a talk, but it turns out You went to buy snacks with him? Frankly speaking, didn’t you really raise him as your son? Superman.”

The Flash on the side had given up struggling.

Nothing can stop the brave and fearless Green Lantern from speaking - he thinks that this sentence can be written on the tombstone of Green Lantern as an epitaph.

"...Sorry, he was just joking." The Flash finally took the initiative to explain to Green Lantern.

"It's okay." Lu Ya casually threw a bag of snacks to Flash, and said indifferently, "I've lived for so long, and I don't care about children."

"Thank you." The Flash took the snack and was flattered to find that it happened to be the flavor he had just looked at a few more times.

"...kid?" Green Lantern pointed at himself in disbelief, "Hello? You call me a kid? Are you kidding me, you look like you're in your early twenties at most..."

"You also said that it looks like it." Lu Ya patiently explained, "In fact, I can't even remember my exact age, but, with all due respect, I am at least older than everyone here, and even your father. , and even grandpa are a billion points older."

Lu Ya stretched out his hand and gestured with a smile: fingertip universe.jpg

To be honest, Lu Ya's gesticulating posture is very big, and his words are very arrogant, but unfortunately the lollipop in his mouth makes half of his cheeks puff up, making him look younger, like a man who will never change until death secondary illness.

There was a suspicious silence in the conference room.

Most of the others were momentarily at a loss for words, only Wonder Woman was seriously recalling her grandfather's age.

Finally, Batman broke the silence. He stared at Lu Ya and asked calmly, "Where are you from? What is your purpose in this world?"

Just as Lu Ya was about to say something, Wonder Woman promptly handed out the lasso of truth: "Lasso of truth, do you mind?"

"...It doesn't matter." Lu Ya stretched out his hand casually, letting Wonder Woman wrap the lasso of truth around his hand.

To deal with the lasso of truth, it is enough not to tell lies.

There are many ways to tell the truth, right?

Thinking about this, Lu Ya calmly pointed at himself with his free finger, and introduced himself: "Lu Ya, from the myth "Fengshen Yanyi"."

The author has something to say: Lu Ya (with a lollipop in his mouth): To be honest, I am old enough to be the ancestor of everyone here :)

PS. There is something wrong, tomorrow's update will be later~