There's always someone who thinks about my vests and they're fighting

In the bookstore.

Osamu Dazai made a fuss for a while, and wrapped himself up in Oda Sakunosuke's sand-colored windbreaker, and nestled comfortably on the sofa, as if he had fallen asleep. He closed his eyes and snored a little. There was a lovely blush on her cheeks.

Oda Sakunosuke looked down at Osamu Dazai, thinking seriously: he will definitely catch a cold.

"Dazai, don't sleep here." Oda Sakunosuke gently pushed Dazai.

Osamu Dazai made a sleepy voice vaguely: "&%#*~zZ..."

The stupid hair on Oda Sakunosuke's head turned into the shape of a question mark again: What is Dazai talking about?

While Sakunosuke Oda was staring at Osamu Dazai in a daze, Jonathan Klein pushed Ke Xingzhi in and walked in. Ke Xingzhi still had a dazed expression, as if he was doubting his life, and he kept muttering: "... …This is unscientific, isn’t this too unscientific?”

Oda Sakunosuke hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Mr. Shopkeeper, what happened?"

Oda Sakunosuke was a little worried: Could it be that something went wrong with the boss just after I found a job?

Osamu Dazai who was nestled on the sofa quietly opened his eyes.

Kite-eyed cat: Observation in the dark.jpg

"Don't worry, he was just so lucky that he was scared." Jonathan Klein explained with a smile.

Osamu Dazai: ... Meow meow?What the hell are you talking about?

Oda Sakunosuke nodded: "Oh, so that's the case."

Osamu Dazai: ...Wait, Odasaku, don't you even complain?

"Is it really lucky? Why do I feel like I'm in trouble?" Ke Xingzhi silently held his forehead, showing a headache expression.

As he said that, Ke Xingzhi glanced at Oda Sakunosuke, and added: "However, the bonus promised to you before going out is still paid, no, double it. I never thought that I would have a day when I would worry about having too much money." .”

When he came into contact with Versailles for the first time, Oda Sakunosuke was stunned: "...so what happened?"

Ke Xingzhi couldn't help sighing: "The thing is like this..."

Originally, Ke Xingzhi planned to buy a lottery ticket to test his luck. As a result, Jonathan Klein pushed Ke Xingzhi, and before he reached the lottery shop, he met a neurotic man at the corner.

Just when Jonathan Klein was secretly on guard, the man rushed over, stopped in front of Ke Xingzhi, and fell to his knees with a plop: "Sure enough! It's you! Only you can save me! Help me! Help me!" Help me! Please!"

Ke Xingzhi looked confused: ... What's the situation?

Jonathan Klein looked at Ke Xingzhi with a strange expression: Wasn't it your fault?

Ke Xingzhi couldn't argue: I didn't!not my business!At least this time it's really not me!

The two made eye contact for a moment, and quickly reached a consensus. Qiqi looked suspiciously at the man kneeling on the ground: This guy, could he be touching porcelain?

Ke Xingzhi tried to persuade him, "Mister, please get up. I wonder if you have misunderstood the person? After all, I am just an ordinary person..."

"No! You are not an ordinary person! I know you!" The man looked up at Ke Xingzhi excitedly, and explained, "My special ability is limited prediction. Within a certain range, I can predict some trivial futures Fragment. In the future I foresee, I will die in less than four years. No matter what I do, there is no way to change this ending. Just when I was about to give up, I saw a turning point. Just today, In the picture I foresee, I see you. Your supernatural ability is very special. I see that there will be many powerful supernatural beings visiting you in the future, and they call you 'the omniscient being like a god'. You must be able to save me, you must have a way to save me!"

Limited prediction?What a bug-like ability.

and……

An omniscient being like a god?

Jonathan Klein looked at Ke Xingzhi with a half-smile: Hey, that sounds very powerful, Master Ontology.

Ke Xingzhi: Pupil earthquake.jpg→Shame burst out of the table.jpg→Scene of social death.jpg→Pretending to be calm.jpg→Gradually calm down.jpg→See through the world.jpg After going through the complicated mental journey in an instant, Ke Xingzhi’s tone became Calmly: "Stand up, I know what you want, so if you want me to help you, what price can you pay?"

To be honest, Ke Xingzhi just wanted to be a little indifferent, so that this man would retreat in the face of difficulties.

however……

The man looked up at Ke Xingzhi. Under his unique filter, Ke Xingzhi looked indifferent, like a high god looking down on the world.

As expected of an omniscient being like a god!He can save me!He can definitely save me!

The man's expression gradually became frenzied.

"I... I have money! I can give you half of my property! No! I will give it all to you! I have the ability of limited precognition. As long as I can survive, I can make a comeback at any time! Please be sure to accept all of my property Property, as the price of worshiping the gods!"

Ke Xingzhi curled his toes quietly in embarrassment, and said dryly, "...No, no need, let me try it, you get up first."

Seeing that Ke Xingzhi asked him to stand up three times in a row, the man was afraid of offending Ke Xingzhi, so he didn't dare to continue kneeling, and hurriedly got up: "I know you may not look down on my property, but it is the only value I have. Please accept it, so that I can feel at ease."

Ke Xingzhi sighed silently: "... Whatever you want."

Under the expectant and excited gaze of the man, Ke Xingzhi simply gave up on the treatment. He put himself into the perspective of these secondary diseases, stretched out his left hand, thought for a while, suppressed his shame, and said in a low voice: " Ability——[Collector's Encyclopedia]!"

[Collector's Encyclopedia] appeared out of nowhere on Ke Xingzhi's left hand, and Ke Xingzhi wrote down the question on the first page: "How can the person in front of me live for four years?"

The answer emerged on the second page: "Abandon all property and leave Yokohama."

"You must have known it a long time ago, right?" Ke Xingzhi glanced suspiciously at the man standing aside, "That's why you want to find someone to take over this mess?"

The man had already seen the answer on the second page, and he was relieved: "No, I was just vaguely guessing before, but now I'm really sure. This is the reason. Please don't belittle yourself. For others, my Possessions may indeed be a big trouble, but if it were you, there must be a way to solve it."

Don't brag, don't brag, isn't this really flattery?

Ke Xingzhi looked at the man with increasing suspicion.

The man's expression was extremely reverent.

All right, even if he is really an actor, he has worked hard enough, besides, if he refuses the money delivered to his door, he will definitely be chased and killed by Yier fans thousands of miles away, right?

Ke Xingzhi shivered quietly, and nodded calmly in agreement.

After that, the man hired a lawyer and handed over all the property to Ke Xingzhi as promised.

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai sat up on the sofa, and said thoughtfully: "That is to say, those who covet his property are likely to come to trouble the owner of the human trafficker..."

Ke Xingzhi helped his forehead helplessly: "I told you I'm not a human trafficker!"

"Slightly slightly!" Osamu Dazai didn't care what Ke Xingzhi said, he stuck out his tongue at Ke Xingzhi nonchalantly, and then excitedly pulled Oda Sakunosuke's sleeve, eager to encourage, "The trafficker shopkeeper has messed with big Trouble, your work is about to go to waste! Hey, let's run together, Odasaku!"

"That's not good, Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while, and replied seriously, "It's still my first day of work, and the shop owner just said that I will pay a bonus."

"That's it..." Osamu Dazai seemed to think about it seriously, then clapped his little hands, and happily made a decision, "Then, let's wait for Odasaku to get the bonus before leaving! In this way, we will have travel expenses! "

Ke Xingzhi couldn't sit still anymore, and couldn't help but patted the armrest of the wheelchair: "Hey, don't abduct my employees in front of me, you brat! Besides, boy Oda, don't you want to know how much money I just received? property?"

"Tch!" Osamu Dazai curled his lips in disinterest.

Hard, fist hard.

Ke Xingzhi silently endured the desire to kill him.

Oda Sakunosuke was very face-saving, although his expression was flat, he still asked seriously: "How many?"

Without waiting for Ke Xingzhi to create a good atmosphere, Jonathan Klein took the lead to answer: "Nearly 4000 billion."

"Four, 4000 billion?"

Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai Osamu had the same dull expression.

"Mr. Shopkeeper~" Osamu Dazai suddenly showed a cute and cute smile, and leaned forward, "Your bookstore must still lack a clever and clever little employee, right?"

"Didn't you call me a human trafficker just now? Now I'm Mr. Shopkeeper?" Ke Xingzhi smiled, "Besides, didn't you want to abduct my employees? Brat."

Osamu Dazai held his little face shyly: "It's disgusting, don't call me a brat, my name is Osamu Dazai, you can call me Zhijun."

Ke Xingzhi was silent for a while, and then exchanged glances with Dazai Zhi, the two retched in unison in a very tacit understanding.

Osamu Dazai sighed pretentiously: "Yeah, there's no way, who made Odasaku want to stay? Since Odasaku can't be kidnapped, I have no choice but to join in!"

Such an interesting Oda work made me have a small expectation for tomorrow.Here, maybe I can find a reason to live.

Speaking of which, how could there be such a special person as Oda Saku in the world?The Creator is amazing...

Just when Osamu Dazai's thoughts were drifting away, Ke Xingzhi glanced at Osamu Dazai, and said very generously: "Okay, I'll give you the same salary as Oda Boy's before, and Oda Boy's salary will be doubled."

"Yeah!" Osamu Dazai cheered, and when he heard that Oda Sakunosuke's salary was doubled, he seemed happier than he got his salary.

So, on the first day of finding a job, Sakunosuke Oda inexplicably doubled his salary, and added a little colleague who was obviously just paddling for fish and could cause trouble and sabotage at any time.

"Why?" Ke Xingzhi stared at Osamu Dazai's little hand stretched out in front of him in confusion.

Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes shone with anticipation: "Bonus! Where's Odasaku's bonus?"

"So, why did you come to me for the bonus of Oda Boy?" Ke Xingzhi stared at Osamu Dazai speechlessly.

Dazai Zhizhi looked back at Ke Xingzhi confidently: "What's the matter, I'm Odasaku's colleague now."

After a while, Ke Xingzhi was the first to be defeated. He took out a few cards from his pocket, recalled the amount in the card, and took out one of them. Grab it.

Osamu Dazai quickly stuffed the card into his pocket, pulled Oda Sakunosuke's sleeve, and looked up at him with a smile: "I got the bonus for you, Oda Saku, how can you thank me?" ?”

Oda Sakunosuke looked at the card with a small corner protruding from Dazai Osamu's pocket, and fell into thought.

Dazai Osamu didn't intend to wait for Oda Sakunosuke's answer at all, and made a decision on his own: "Hey, let's skip work, Oda Saku! Anyway, this bookstore has no customers at all, let's go, let's go, I'm going to eat crabs Meat feast!"

Oda Sakunosuke responded seriously: "I prefer curry."

"Yoxi, then go eat curry crab!"

Ke Xingzhi finally couldn't help but let out a weak voice: "Hey, at least don't talk about skipping work in front of the boss, you two!...Forget it, remember to pack a copy for me."

Jonathan Klein silently added from the side: "No, it's two copies."

The author has something to say: Protagonist (feeling): Limited prediction?What a bug-like ability

Author (smiling): No, luck is the real bug :)

As a non-chief, I really want a lucky skill (super loud)

By the way, the ability to limit precognition is a private design, but this man is someone who exists in the original work. To be precise, he should be a background tool person (shut up) with a fortune of hundreds of billions or something. It should be easy to guess hhh~

Beep in a low voice: Zhitai is really good at knocking qwq

Whether it's friendship or CP to me, it's fine!

I kind of want to write a story about Weaving Tai, Hei Shizai, Wuzhen Zai, Chief Zai, and Ben Shijiezai, four pairs of Weaving Tai, four times the happiness, woo woo