Paranoid academic gods are always poor

"Mirror mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?"

Song Ye said the dialogue expressionlessly, watching the face of the boy standing across from him turn red little by little, listening to him stammering to continue: "You, you are the most beautiful in the world—"

"Card!"

The cultural and entertainment committee slapped the script heavily on the table, and said loudly, "Yan Youxin, what's wrong with you! It's already the part where the queen sends people to assassinate the princess. You can't think that the queen is the most beautiful!"

Yan Youxin, who was named in public, blushed even more, and apologized softly: "I'm sorry..."

"Okay, go ahead, remember you have to answer Snow White is the most beautiful person in the world."

"But, but...the queen is obviously more beautiful..." He quickly glanced at Song Ye, then lowered his head shyly.

Song Ye who played the queen: "..."

Although he was praised, he was not very happy.

Zhao Jingming sat boldly, took a big bite of an apple, looked at Song Ye with his eyes, and nodded while watching the play. Brother Ye can make the people around him eclipse by any stop, only a good-looking like Pei Hanmo can worthy.

"Zhao Jingming! You ate the props ahead of time?! It's not yet the plot where the princess is poisoned to death!"

The cultural and entertainment committee member felt very tired. From the beginning of the rehearsal to the present, there were many mistakes and omissions. She deeply doubted whether she would really be able to perform on stage next month?

The squad leader is very confident, "As long as Young Master Song is here, maybe I can look forward to the top rankings. It would be even better if the god of learning is also there..."

Entertainment Committee: Sober up!Xue Shen is in the same class! !

A weak voice sounded: "Otherwise, switch the roles of queen and princess..."

As soon as the words fell, several voices sounded at the same time.

"be opposed to!"

"Yes!"

Ouyang Jie didn't understand why he was the only one who agreed. Shouldn't the princess be cast by someone more beautiful?What's more, let him kiss and wake up a big man who is three big and five thick. If it is Song Ye's delicate face, he can think about it.

To everyone's surprise, Zhao Jingming was the one who opposed him the most, especially the classmates who had attended his birthday party. The fear of being dominated by girl fans surged up.

Thinking of Zhao Jingming's tall and muscular body put on a pink fluffy princess dress, raised his orchid finger and lightly tapped the prince's chest, looked down at the prince and said coquettishly: "Dead man, why did you come here, a little later In seconds, I turned into a beautiful bubble and disappeared under the sun..."

"vomit--"

A group of boys felt psychologically uncomfortable.

Zhao Jingming didn't care about them, he was swearing to the death to defend his cp, and he would never let Brother Ye play cp with other men, while thinking about it, he looked at Ouyang Jie with disgust.

Ouyang Jie:? ?Who the hell hates whom?

At this time, Song Ye finally lost his patience, "Do you still want to practice?"

"Come, come, take your places, the second scene of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, six second shots, action!"

Song Ye asked coldly: "Mirror mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?"

Mirror: "It's Snow White."

Queen: "Then I'll kill him."

Song Ye picked up the apple...the apple core, and threw it back to Zhao Jingming with a dark face, "I want to change someone."

The squad leader hurriedly persuaded: "We all think that this role belongs to you. You are very suitable. No one else can compare to you. Besides, if Lao Wang knows that you won't play..."

"I didn't say no, the queen and the witch are two roles, and I only agree to play one."

"This……"

The squad leader never expected to be able to distinguish in this way, "But this is the same person..."

Song Ye glanced around, and finally landed on a certain place, suggesting to her: "The witch is so tightly wrapped that she can't see her face clearly, just anyone."

Ouyang Jie pointed at himself, "So I'm that random person?"

Song Ye nodded: "There is no requirement for looks, you can rest assured."

"..."

If there is a requirement, I am also the one with high standards, okay?

The squad leader and the cultural and entertainment committee members discussed in a low voice: "Is it okay for the leading actor to request to use a double? Will it affect us to get the first place?"

"...It doesn't affect at all without a substitute."

Laughing to death, you can't get the first place at all.

"However—" the cultural and entertainment committee thought about it, "If the stand-in is a well-known person, I can send you directly to the podium."

The squad leader was excited: "For example?"

"Excuse me," a slender figure appeared at the door at some point, and the low voice came with a cold voice, "Can I borrow him for a while?"

The cultural and entertainment commissioner's mouth was moving silently: This is definitely famous enough!

The squad leader spoke incoherently: "Cocoa is fine! You can use it for as long as you want!"

Song Ye: "..."

Song Ye was the first to notice Pei Hanmo's appearance. He really didn't want to rehearse this bad drama, but he couldn't resist the pestering of a few girls. And mouth type: "Take me away."

Song Ye came out and said angrily, "As a top student, can't your words be decent?"

Pei Hanmo humbly asked, "What am I wrong about?"

"I am a person, not a thing! What are you borrowing!"

Pei Hanmo was puzzled: "But you said that the first step in socializing is to be polite."

Song Ye thought for a while, and there is indeed such a thing. Song's father is not around, but he cares about his son very much. He cares in a very special way. From time to time, he sends him links such as health care and social networking. Chicken soup class.

Two days ago, Song Ye mistakenly clicked on an article, which happened to be about how to correctly and effectively encourage lonely people to build a social circle. He immediately thought of the lonely patient Pei Hanmo, and forwarded it.

However, the first grade seems to have a misunderstanding of politeness.

In the classroom of Class 25, Ouyang Jie was worried, and advised Zhao Jingming: "You'd better change roles with Song Ye, otherwise making jokes will damage your reputation. Think about it with your head, how can a big boss play Snow White? , Song Ye is different, he already looks exquisite, and if he dresses up a little..."

Halfway through the speech, he noticed that Zhao Jingming was distracted, and shouted dissatisfiedly: "Hey! Did you hear me?"

"Borrowing..." Zhao Jingming muttered, and suddenly woke up: "Where do you use it?!"

"Think with your brain, but you look like a no-brainer..."

Song Ye started thinking about skipping class again. Since he had to write a self-criticism, he would write it once and twice, and the most important thing was that his brother had been summoned back to city A. Someone will take care of it.

After washing his hands in the toilet, he turned around and saw Ji Shaoyu standing beside him, and asked concisely: "Have you solved those problems?"

Of course, the second grader wasn't really asking him about his solution, it was forcing him to ask Pei Hanmo for advice!

After hesitating for a few seconds between brother and friend, Song Ye agreed with a stiff face: "I'll let you after school."

Then reluctantly abandoned the plan to skip class, took a few pieces of paper and followed Pei Hanmo back to the classroom, like every student with eyes full of curiosity... no wonder.

Pei Hanmo caught his displeased eyes and asked puzzledly, "Am I making you angry again?"

The word "you" is used very well, and it is extremely self-aware.

Song Ye liked him a lot, especially when he took out the written self-criticism and put it in front of him, Song Ye couldn't help but smile.

"Produced by Xueshen, it must be a high-quality product!"

After Song Ye browsed through ten lines at a glance, he was relieved that he didn't know what to say at all. The self-criticism should make people read it in a cloud, and Lao Wang would not be able to find fault.

"There are a few questions here that I don't understand." Song Ye spread out the paper in front of Pei Hanmo very bluntly, and then realized later, "I won't delay your class, will I?"

"This self-study class."

There are many self-study classes in senior one and senior two. In addition to the fixed two self-study classes on Tuesday afternoons every week, there are also two self-study classes that are arranged according to the situation of each class.Just now, Song Ye's class used the self-study class to rehearse the drama, and the self-study class of Class [-] happened to be one session behind them.

Of course, Ji Shaoyu used the self-study class to go to the competition class, and made eye contact with Song Ye before leaving.

Ji Shaoyu: Remember not to confess is what I want to ask.

Song Ye: I look like a good student?

Ji Shaoyu: Never mind what happens, as long as he solves the answer.

Song Ye: ...Go away.

Toolman Song Ye waited anxiously for Pei Hanmo to read the questions. After a while, Pei Hanmo raised his head and asked, "Did you find these questions?"

Ji Shaoyu really guessed it right...

"Yes." Look at his sincere eyes.

However, Pei Hanmo hit the nail on the head: "You can't touch this type of question at your level."

Who do you look down on!Anyway, he was also the one who used to brush questions until the early hours of the morning!

Song Ye snatched it up and read it for himself, maybe he could do it by himself... He couldn't understand it at all.

I know every word, but when put together, I don't know what it means.

"Is the question understandable to humans?"

Pei Hanmo said: "These questions are beyond the syllabus and are not within the scope of the exam. They are additional questions for the competition."

Song Ye looked at him innocently, thinking of the pain of his brother being oppressed as the second child for two years, he said cruelly, "Actually, I didn't want to ask you a question."

When he was thinking, he couldn't rest his hands, he smoothed the curled edges of the paper again and again, and at the same time said slowly: "I just want... to stay with you for a while."

So you quickly solve these problems.

Pei Hanmo didn't respond for a long time. Song Ye thought he had to think of other reasons, but he froze when he raised his head—this look was very similar to Dahei's eyes staring at the beef after he came back after running out and starving for a few days.

Song Ye felt that this comparison was a bit absurd, Pei Hanmo was neither a Samoyed nor fresh beef.

Pei Hanmo finally spoke, his voice was inexplicably hoarse, "You don't need to find a reason to see me in the future, if it's you, you can do it anytime."

Song Ye felt that he was not being treated in vain, and he knew how to say nice things to make him happy.

In the next second, Song Ye couldn't hold back his smile.

"You don't need to look for those messy questions, I have a lot here."

After finishing speaking, Pei Hanmo took out the workbooks that the two of them bought at the bookstore together, and carefully marked out the key types of frequently asked questions for each subject.

Song Ye: "..."

He wants to take back what he said earlier, Pei Hanmo is a real dog!