After being disabled, I become the strongest spell

Urahara store

When Limei arrived, he didn't see Gojo Sora and Urahara Kisuke, only Osamu Dazai was in the store, and he noticed the little pink pig in the other's arms at a glance.

Pink, realistic Muppet Pig.

It seems that this pig scratched Wu Tiaokong and it was no different.

He greeted Osamu Dazai coldly, stepped forward, and was just about to catch the pig from his arms when he suddenly noticed the curse lines on its body and the familiar curse breath.

Limei's pupils shrank suddenly, and his brain boomed.

"This pig..."

This curse pattern, and the cursed breath——

what happened?

Li Mei didn't know what to think of, her eyelashes trembled slightly, and the words were still unable to come out of her mouth.

Osamu Dazai blinked, raised the little pink pig in his arms, held its forelimbs under the armpit with both hands, ignored its kicking limbs and some parts exposed to the air, and said excitedly: "You say this pig Inotaro?"

Limei: "..."

What's the deal with this name? ? !

Before getting the answer, Limei felt that he was going to have a myocardial infarction.

"This is the new form of the King of Curses - Two-Faced Su Nuo~"

As soon as the words fell, Little Pink Pig cursed in a low voice, and turned his head to give Osamu Dazai a paw. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and raised Little Pink Pig high, thus avoiding the bad luck of being disfigured.

"Look, this little pink pig has a really big temper." Osamu Dazai clicked his tongue a few times, observed Limei's expression calmly from the corner of his eyes, and complained: "Besides, he just scratched the air. Jun."

"I'm going to take him for sterilization, what do you think?"

"I heard that after sterilization, the character of male piglets will become more obedient." Dazai Osamu said serious nonsense, and even looked at the belly of the piglet, meditating: "However, just take a pair of scissors and click it That's fine."

He didn't care if it would mislead people, anyway, Limei believed it.

It's just a puppet pig. It only takes a few minutes to sterilize, but I don't know if there will be pain transmission.

Limei: "..."

He stared at Dazai Osamu with a cold gaze, moved his gaze upwards, met the violent eyes of Little Pink Pig, and already had an answer in his heart.

This is indeed the two-faced Nuo.

Leaving aside why the two-faced Su Nuo is in this form, there are only five answers that he can give him, and he doesn't expect Osamu Dazai to be able to answer them.

Limei took a deep breath, suppressed the complicated emotions in her heart, stepped forward, hugged the little pink pig from the hands of Osamu Dazai, placed it on the ground, and then knelt down in front of him on one knee.

"Master Su Nuo."

Osamu Dazai immediately took out his mobile phone, took this photo, shared it with Gojo Sora, and watched the scene with interest.

Little pink pig, oh no, it should be Nuo on both sides. He jumped onto the table and looked down at the servant, the killing intent in his heart could no longer be suppressed.

"Limei, kill them!"

These guys dared to stuff him into the little pink pig and seal his curse power. The majestic king of curses was reduced to a plaything in the hands of human beings. The two-faced Su Nuo had never suffered such humiliation, but he still had nothing to do with them.

Now Rime is here.

He wants to tear these guys into pieces, skin them and cramp them!

Then, find a new body and destroy this world!

"Limei, this is a gift from Lord Kong."

"Aren't you going to kill us just because of his words—?" Osamu Dazai tilted his head and looked at him in doubt, and then, with a smile, told how much effort Gojo Sora had put in for this gift.

"........."

Li Mei fell into silence after listening.

If it is a whim, this is indeed something Wujokong can do.

Su Nuo on both sides suddenly turned his head to look at Dazai Zhi, his eyes were gloomy, wishing to peel off a layer of his skin, and said grimly: "I really think I can't kill him—"

Before he finished speaking, Osamu Dazai grabbed the little pink pig by the tail, hung in the air, exaggerated: "Really? I'm so scared——"

While pretending to be scared, he shook the little pink pig in his hand, and as the speed became faster and faster, it almost turned into a fan.

Rimeton felt a dull pain in his forehead.

Seeing that Su Nuo was about to leave violently on both sides, Li Mei quickly hugged him into his arms and said respectfully, "Master Su Nuo, please don't worry, I will find a way to restore you to your human body."

But he didn't say a word about killing Wujo Kong and others.

Two-faced Su Nuo was finally appeased by him.

On the day he regains his human body, he will definitely kill these guys!

Not long after, Gojo Sora and Urahara Kisuke came back from outside.

The two went to the Kurosaki Clinic, got a tetanus shot, and cleaned up the wound by the way.

"You need to take good care of this wound, if there is a scar..."

The two walked into the Urahara store while chatting.

As soon as he walked into the living room, he saw Li Mei who was sitting opposite Osamu Dazai, and the conversation between the two stopped abruptly.

"Limei, you're here." Wutiaokong greeted him with a smile, walked to his seat, raised his head, his eyes fell on the little pink pig in his arms, his eyes were deep, and he smiled: "Look!" Come on, you know it all."

"I originally wanted to give it to you as a gift." He regretted.

Although he posted it on Moments on purpose, Limei hurried back in less than an hour.

Was it because of his wound—?

But now it seemed that Limei's full attention was on Little Pink Pig.

Limei looked down at the little pink pig who was snorting in his arms, and after a strange silence for a long time, he said, "...Thank you, I like it very much."

Saying so in the mouth, but the mood is hard to express.

After all, this is the first time Wutiaokong gave him a gift, even though it was a little pink pig, it still contained the soul of the two-faced Su Nuo.

If you ignore this point, this is a very good gift——Limei comforted herself in this way.

After a pause, he looked up at the left side of Wujo Kong's face. Judging from the photo just now, the wound was rather horrifying. Even with the gauze on it, it was still soaked in blood. It was shocking to look at.

Think back to what Urahara Kisuke said earlier - there may be scars.

Lime frowned subconsciously.

"It's great if you like it." Kisuke Urahara said with a smile on his face, "Sora chose for a long time before he settled on this realistic 'muppet pig'."

Two-faced Su Nuo's killing intent skyrocketed again.

Limei: "..."

He didn't know how to answer the words for a moment, no matter what he said, he would irritate Su Nuo on both sides.

Seeing his difficulty, Wutiaokong changed the subject calmly: "Limei, you can send Knotweed student back later."

"The high school of conjuration should think he is dead, so you send him back to Gojo Satoru."

Then, he will let the knotweed Yuhito eat his fingers later.

The five empty index fingers clasped lightly on his thighs, and a dark light flashed in his eyes. If the guess in his heart can be realized, then he has to find other ways to untie the bondage between him and Limei.

Li Mei nodded, he didn't see Wu Tiaokong's mind for the time being.

"Since it's nothing to do with me, I'll leave with them too."

Osamu Dazai stretched his waist, turned to look at the white-haired boy beside him, and asked, "What are you going to do with that finger?"

That finger was obtained from the previous super-level curse spirit.

Moreover, the matter on his side needs to be resolved by the magician.

After this incident, Osamu Dazai has roughly understood that the King of Curses is a thorny problem. Even if it is just a finger, it may attract curse spirits, so it cannot be returned to the client.

He has to figure out a solution.

Gojo Sora took out his finger from his pocket, placed it on the table, and pushed it in front of Osamu Dazai: "You take it back to Gojo Satoru, let him solve this matter..."

Before he finished speaking, the little pink pig in Limei's arms suddenly jumped onto the table when he saw the finger, opened his mouth and groaned, and swallowed the finger in a hurry when the others couldn't react. inside.

After he eats 20 fingers, and his strength seems to have almost recovered, he will kill these damned humans!

The corner of Dazai's mouth smiled stiffly.

Rime was taken aback.

Kisuke Urahara looked at Fenzhu with interest.

Five empty eyes fell on the little pink pig, and a few seconds later, he calmly picked up the little pink pig, regardless of his struggle, in front of several people, he forcibly opened his mouth, and then put his hand into his stomach inside.

Little Pink Pig was stunned for a moment, then violently resisted.

Wu Tiaokong imprisoned him in front of his chest, his hand twitched in his stomach, and finally found the finger for him in a pile of soft cotton.

Two-faced Su Nuo's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, he is now possessed by the puppet, Wu Tiaokong's actions are tantamount to stirring up his stomach!

The killing intent lingering around him is almost about to materialize.

"Here." Gojo Sora calmly withdrew his hand, pushed his cotton-stained fingers to Osamu Dazai, put his big hand on Xiaofenzhu's head and rubbed it lightly, and said, "You are just a puppet now, and you can't swallow your fingers."

"Hmm... it will cause indigestion."

Moreover, even after swallowing the finger, it will not make the soul stronger.

Two-faced Su Nuo ran away in an instant, and was about to jump up again, and when he gave him a few claws, Li Mei quickly grabbed him, blocked his attack, stood up and said, "I'll send them back first."

After a pause, he added, "You wait for me here."

This back and forth is estimated to take two hours.

Not long after, Rimei, Dazai Osamu and others went out, and only Gojo Sora and Urahara Kisuke were left in the living room.

"You're not worried that he's angry—?"

Kisuke Urahara poured himself a cup of tea, and after taking a sip, he glanced at the white-haired boy opposite, with a hint of doubt in his eyes.

The way this pair of master and servant get along is strange.

Wutiaokong was always probing, but Limei was able to accept the move calmly.

"He won't be angry."

Wujo Kong also poured himself a cup of tea, the slightly bitter taste of tea filled his mouth, and he narrowed his eyes slightly.

He was just forcing Rime to make a decision.

Now it seems that this result is a bit unexpected.

The moment Li Mei saw Little Pink Pig, he was not angry because of the photo he posted earlier——?

Or other reasons?

"Kisuke Urahara, which one is more important, the thousand-year master-servant relationship or the ten-year relationship?"

Wutiaokong wanted to know why Limei was willing to follow the man who was double-faced Su Nuo.

"Ale, you really gave me a problem." Kisuke Urahara put down his teacup and smiled helplessly.

Having said that, he still thought about this question very seriously.

He has also lived for hundreds of years, experienced many ups and downs, and seen all kinds of human beings.

"Naturally, it's the person who is by your side." He said, "If we don't get along for a long time, the relationship will fade."

Of course, he would never fall into this kind of predicament, after all-he is a profiteer, and he will not go without profit.

"Hmm... if it's another choice," Gojo Sora drank a cup of tea, stood up, looked down at Kisuke Urahara, his lips curled up in a self-deprecating arc, "It doesn't matter."

"After all, from the moment I was born, this road was destined to be lonely."

No relatives, no friends.

We all make friends because of interests. Once there is no interest relationship, everything we have now will cease to exist.

He turned and walked out of the living room, leaving only his back for Urahara Kisuke.

Kisuke Urahara was stunned for a moment, and suddenly got a headache, and hurriedly chased after him: "Ale, don't you think of me as a friend by what you said—?"

"Then I will be very sad."

There are not many people who can be recognized as friends by Urahara Kisuke, and they can be counted on almost ten fingers.

Wujo Kong didn't take this sentence seriously.

"Hey, where are you going?"

Seeing Gojo Sora was about to leave, Urahara Kisuke followed curiously.

"Go for a walk." After putting on his shoes, Gojo Sora turned to look at him and invited, "Mr. Urahara, do you want to come together?"

Urahara Kisuke pretended to think about it distressedly, and finally nodded.

"By the way, call me Kisuke next time, don't call me Mr. Urahara, after all, we are friends from this moment—"