[Fairy Tail] Denisa

I am not a child! "It's really a second child...

Today, another sad child joins the army of wildlings.

Because the cute anthropomorphic stealing Ying, Hong Ying, Jun/Jue Ying>∨⊙☆So I recommend everyone to watch the healing animation HTF~ Please don’t watch it with the company of adults~ What~

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Since I didn't introduce myself before, I will add it now.

Hello everyone, my nickname is Lanbing, you can call me Xiaobing.Xiaobing read this article and it was very good, but the author gave up.Therefore, if the author Baoshi didn't post it with his finger, I will help him continue to write, please take care of him.Another thing is that Xiaobing is now banned by my mother, but I can post it tomorrow, please wait patiently, thank you.

But here I can still make a few jokes first.

Five jokes that Little Japan hates the most (1)

Four surgeons sit around and talk about who they like to operate on.

The first doctor said, "My favorite thing to do is to operate on librarians. When you open up their bodies, everything inside is in alphabetical order."

The second doctor said, "I like operating on accountants the most. When you open up their bodies, everything is in numerical order."

A third doctor said, "I like operating on electricians the most. When you open up their bodies, everything is coded by color."

The fourth doctor said: "I like to operate on the Japanese the most." The other three doctors looked at each other, expressing doubts, and one of them asked what.The fourth doctor said that because they have no heart and liver, no spine, and the buttocks and heads can be exchanged.

Five jokes that Little Japan hates the most (2)

A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "Sorry, he passed away last week."

The next day, the man called again, wanting to speak to Taro.This time the operator got a bit bored and said, "I've been telling you he passed away last week. Why are you still calling?" The guy said, "Because I just love hearing about it."

Five jokes that Little Japan hates the most (3)

A Japanese man was eating in a restaurant in China.When the waiter brought a plate of lobster, the Japanese asked: How do you deal with the leftover shrimp shells? "Of course it's poured out," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO! The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China. "After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit, and the Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked again: "How do you deal with the leftover lemon peel? "Of course it's poured out," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO! "The Japanese shook his head and said; "In Japan, the leftover lemon peels are sent to the factory, made into delicacy, and then sold to you in China. "

When paying the bill, the Japanese smiled and asked the waiter while chewing gum: "How do you dispose of the leftover gum?" "Of course I spit it out," the waiter said. "NO! NO! NO!" The Japanese shook his head and said proudly, "In Japan, the chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into sets, and then sold to you in China." The waiter asked impatiently : "Then do you know how to dispose of used condoms in China?" "Of course it is thrown away." The Japanese said.The waiter shook his head and said, "NO! NO! NO! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum, and then sold to you in Japan."

Five jokes that Little Japan hates the most (4)

A Japanese tourist was in a taxi on the highway leading to the Chicago airport.At this time, a taxi passed by, and the Japanese shouted: "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast!" After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too fast!" Another taxi passed by. "Hi! It's Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! It's so fast!" The taxi driver is [-]% American, and he was a little annoyed seeing so many Japanese cars surpassing his American cars, and the Japanese's crazy language.

The taxi drove into the airport parking lot, and at this moment, another taxi passed by. "It's Honda! Made in Japan! It's so fast! There's no cure!" The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter angrily, and said, "1500 dollars." "It's 1500 dollars so close?!"" Meter! Made in Japan! Very fast! No cure!"

Five jokes that Little Japan hates the most (5)

There was an American, a German, a Japanese and a Chinese on board. The plane suddenly ran out of fuel in the middle of the flight. The captain announced that one person must jump out of the plane to reduce the weight, so the American played his own heroism Spirit walked to the hatch of the plane and shouted: Long live America and all nations! !Then just jump off!The plane continued to fly. . . . .At this time, the captain announced: the weight is still too heavy, and I still have to jump off alone!So the Germans stood up, walked to the hatch of the plane, and shouted: Long live the German Empire!Also jumped down!The plane continued to fly. . . . .At this time, the captain announced again: No, it's still too heavy, and I have to jump down alone!

The Chinese glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese hurried over and held the Chinese hand tightly: Brother, I will not forget you!The Chinese shouted: Long live the People's Republic of China! !Then he kicked the Japanese down! ! . . . . . .

1.turn out to be

The child wrote: So he is my father.

Teacher Comments: Mom, please take care

2.make a sentence in the following way

Topic: (Tree, tree) I will (plant) you

The children wrote: (Tang Yuan Tang Yuan) I will (eat you)

Teacher Comments: Really cute~~

3.topic:. .side. . . . . . . . . . .side. . . . . . . . . . . .

The children wrote: He took off his clothes and put on his pants at the same time

Teacher's comment: Should he take it off or wear it~~

4.textbook

Children wrote: class is boring

Teacher Comments: Be attentive in class

5.popular

The children wrote: I like eating bananas very much.

Teacher Comments: Be careful to choke

6.once upon a time

The children wrote: Xiao Ming came in through the front door.

Teacher Comments: The teacher jumped out of the window!

7.Innocent

Children wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher Comment: You are so naive~~

8.very

The child wrote: I got ten points in the test today.

Teacher comment: I will tell your parents~~

9.in

The child wrote: One of my left feet was injured.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede? ~~

10.one. . .At once. . . .

The child wrote: A doll costs 100 yuan.

Teacher Comments: The teacher laughed so hard

11.look

The children wrote: What are you looking at!I haven't seen it!

Teacher's comment: The boss of the underworld!

12.Make a sentence according to the shape, example: you (singing) and me (dancing)

Children write: You (okay) I (very good)

Teacher Comments: Are you writing an English translation? ?

13.Make a sentence according to the appearance, example: others praise me (), but in fact I ()

The child wrote: Others praise me (I am handsome), but I am actually (wearing a mask).

Teacher's comment: What mask is so easy to use? ? ?

14.good. . .Good again. .

The children wrote: Mom's legs are so thin and thick. . .

Teacher's comment: Is it thin or thick?

15.one after another

The child wrote: After get off work, Dad came back one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many fathers do you have?

16.First. ． ．Again. ． ． , Example: Eat first, then take a bath.

The child wrote: Sir, goodbye!

Teacher's comment: The teacher will say goodbye to you too!

17.ends of the earth

The children wrote: My sister ran around to the ends of the earth.

Teacher's comment: Your sister really knows how to run~~

18.Always

The children wrote: I drew a straight line.

Teacher Comments: I drew a cross!

19.immediately

The children wrote: I am riding on a horse.

Teacher Comments: Come to the teacher immediately!

20.Flesh and bruises

The child wrote: On the night of the power outage, it was very dark everywhere, and I was so scared that I was torn apart!

Teacher Comments: See this sentence. . .The teacher admires you. .

twenty one.Thriving---metaphor of growth and beautiful appearance.

The children wrote: My younger brother is thriving.

Teacher's comment: Son, is your brother in a vegetable state? . .

(There is also a cooler one) A kid wrote: Xinxin confesses to Rongrong.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many serials~~

twenty two.Thanks. . . .because. . . . . .

The children wrote: I want to thank my mother, because she helps me with my homework every day. . . . . .

Teacher's comment: Ask your mother to come to school, thank you!Because the teacher asked her to pay the tuition fee.

twenty three.sad

The child wrote: It is very sad that there is a ditch in front of my house.

Teacher Comments: The teacher is even more sad. . . . . .

twenty four.if

The children wrote: If the juice is not good, don't drink it.

Teacher's comment: What if the teacher thinks it tastes good?

25.simply

The children wrote: the biscuits are crunchy and delicious

Teacher's comment: I just call you teacher!

26.genius

The child wrote: