Time turned to yesterday afternoon, the Shinkansen.
"Jie, take a photo for us and send it to the line."
Gojo Satoru, who was pulling the "High School Treasure" and "Prison Break" with his friends, put one hand on the shoulder of Iirui Shizuo, and tried to take out his mobile phone with the other hand in his left pocket.
Every strand of his hair is full of pride, and his pure white hair glistens in the sunlight: "Rotten Orange's face must be very pretty! I want to place an order with Mingming to take a screenshot of the 'Rotten Orange Shocked Expression Pack'!"
Xia Youjie smiled and stretched out his hand: "This is not good, Wu."
"It's okay!" Gojo Satoru happily took out his right pocket: "I will send you a copy then."
There was still no mobile phone in the right pocket of his clothes, so Gojo Satoru began to dig into his trousers pocket.
"However, although......."
Before getting into the car, Kazuko made a simple cross-dressing, Gojo Satoru contributed a scarf used by Lantang, and Nitroko took away a pair of thick glasses.
The auxiliary supervisor who was instructed by Xia Youjie to curse the spirit to snatch the high-degree glasses was forced to release the task, so that Jia Ruozi was able to get in the car.
It wasn't until he was abducted into the car by two friends that he realized that he had stepped into the gate of hell.
At this time, she regretted so much why she chose three connected seats with two strong men who were about 1.9 meters high.
Being crushed by the weight of 1.9 meters, Jiarui Nishiko looked at Gojo Satoru with a blank expression on his face, shook his shoulders, and squeezed out the two rows of fleshy walls around him, barely breathing fresh air.
"Perhaps Wu, you still remember that your mobile phone was gone during the previous fight." Jia Ruozi said without mercy, "I was bored by Jie's curse spirit."
Xia Youjie: "......"
Seeing Xia Youjie's whole body stiffen with guilt, Jia Ruozi turned his head and attacked indiscriminately: "Ah, Jie, your phone was also broken by Wu."
Under the glasses, the girl was expressionless: "Even the phone card has been crushed to pieces."
The atmosphere between the two DKs instantly became sinister again.
Obviously, just one hour was not enough to make the two DKs completely forget the previous fight, it was not enough to make Wujo Wu forget that Lan Tang didn't want to call him, and it was not enough to make Xia Youjie forget that he was innocent lying dead mobile phone.
"Then you won't be able to take pictures of rotten oranges." Gojo Gojo frowned and leaned back on the seat behind him: "...Cut, it's boring."
"Too impulsive, this is the reason for your failure."
Xia Youjie withdrew his hand, and his smile seemed to become subtle yet unchanged: "...It's so sad, Wu."
"Ha?! What did you say?!"
"It's not just about missing photos, it's about crushes."
Xia Youjie, who is always unlucky, seized the opportunity this time, a burst of output, to avenge himself and the innocent mobile phone: "It was completely treated as a child's whim, not only did I stop posting with you all day long stick."
"I can only sleep alone."
"In the end, I didn't even want to call you anymore."
"I guess Lan Tang will really avoid you if he confesses his confession again." Xia Youjie's smile gradually turned black, "It's too miserable, Wu."
"What are you talking about, Jay?"
Gojo Wu let out a 'huh', wearing Xiaoyuan's sunglasses, and he was very angry: "I don't want to confess again, it's too shameful......"
The extremely proud young man has never been rejected. He has always been the only one who shows his admiration and sincerity to him, and his choices have always been polite rejection and impolite rejection.
So Lantang shifted the focus, and in the vaguely embarrassed expression after the confession of "you are my wife", the five small publics who couldn't put face down said without hesitation: Happy April Fool's Day!
I just lied to you!
His Highness Gongju, who has been spoiled so much, refuses to lose face again, even if they will definitely be together in the future, then——
"Of course it will be Lan Tang's turn to confess next time."
As if thinking of the future scene, Gojo Gojo's white hair was flying, and his blue eyes were shining brightly.
"I want to reject Lan Tang at least five, no, three times!"
As for Lan Tang being with others?
How could it be possible that Gojo Satoru didn't have what he wanted yet, so he couldn't get such a concept.
As a result, violent words rang out in the quiet carriage as a matter of course, causing mixed reactions.
Xia Youjie's narrow and long eyes widened, his dark purple pupils almost overflowing with disbelief; Jiarui Nizi lost his breath for a while, and smoke rings choked out from his nose.
Hopeless.
Xia Youjie and Jia Ruozi's voices overlapped in an instant, and at the same time they sentenced the pair to death.
"Seriously, Wu."
Shocked Xia Youjie was choked up, but he had seen a lot of strange things. He stroked his chest and sighed calmly: "As long as you don't joke around a little, maybe Lantang..."
"What?" Gojo Satoru raised his ears 'swish', Maomao was excited.jpg
"In order to prevent you from being ridiculed by the magic world," the recovered Xia Youjie calmly took over, "Maybe Lan Tang will try it out with you first."
Otherwise, it would not be so far that there is not even a chance to try it.
Jia Ruozi showed contempt for the sinister little eyes, but Xia Youjie pretended not to see them.
It's okay to play tricks on love.
"What, that's it." Gojo Satoru lost interest, and peeled a strawberry-flavored Zhenzhi stick for himself: "Lantang is not someone who cares about public opinion."
"Like before, in order to have a good summer festival, Lan Tang used the 'painting collection' package to clear away the curse of the entire city,"
"But he was regarded as a 'ghost' by the magic family stationed in that city..."
The remaining half of the sentence was drowned in the lips, Gojo Satoru thought of the incident when he was a child, raised his lips and snorted, shook his body, and nonchalantly blew away the white hair that covered his vision, revealing mockery in his eyes.
"People with spells are the same as people without spells."
"Not to mention being pitifully weak, but meeting a power beyond common sense..."
"Still foolishly calling it a 'monster.'"
Xia Youjie raised his eyes suddenly, and his long and narrow eyes flashed with confusion: "Why?"
Unlike monkeys who can't see the magic spirit...ordinary people, conjurers can clearly see the magic spirit, and they should also know that the power beyond common sense is the magic power.
Wujo Satoru curled his lips: "There's no reason, anyway, fools who deceive themselves and others are everywhere."
The family is very calm when entering the glass: "And almost all families of magic arts are like this."
The atmosphere fell silent for a while, Gojo Gojo seemed to be thinking about something, quietly looking out the window, Xia Youjie put his hands in front of him so hard that his knuckles turned white.
Jia Ruozi thoughtfully kept quiet for his friends. For a while, only the slight sound of the Shinkansen moving at high speed on the rails could be heard in the carriage.
Unsatisfied with the point that slowly melted away, the strawberry-flavored Zhenzhi Stick was crushed by Gojo Satoru in one bite.
The sound of cracking interrupted the dazed family.
While grinding his teeth, he made a creepy scratching sound. Gojo Satoru didn't realize how terrifying his expression was at the moment. He greedily absorbed the sweetness of the sugar, his eyes focused on the void, and there seemed to be a dark tide surging in his blue eyes .
"Sure enough, the reason why I couldn't marry Lan Tang was because I wasn't strong enough," the topic came back to the original point, and DK, who was full of puberty, muttered to himself: "Otherwise..."
After all, Xia Youjie is a close friend. He seamlessly understood the other party's unfinished words, and even more understood that with Gojo Satoru's character, it is possible to skip all steps and reach the end.
So he showed a thoughtful look, and his thoughts slid all the way to the dirty abyss:
Support close friends, or support parents;
Do you want handcuffs as a birthday present this year?
The size of the handcuffs should be bought by Wu Wu, or by Lan Tang.
That's a really tough multiple choice question.
What the two of them thought was directly displayed on their faces, without any intention of covering it up.
Jia Ruozi, who understands: "......"
Jia Ruozi: "You two should go wash your brains, scum."
Bai worried about these two heartless bastards.
"Huh—? Nitro is suddenly too good!"
"That's it, the girl's monthly irritable period."
"So that's how it is," Wutiaowu suddenly realized, and then he was very considerate. The sunglasses on his face slipped slightly, revealing a serious, handsome and divine face; "Glass, do you have sanitary napkins? " As he spoke, he tried to stand up, put his hands around his cheeks in a trumpet shape, and took a deep breath——
"It will be too late for you to buy." Xia Youjie said something to Wutiao Wu, who was about to act. When he turned to the house, he spoke in a soft voice, very reliable. Gentle: "Here, use a tissue first."
A packet of tissues the size of a palm is handed out.
After all, they are very good friends, and the two DKs who had just gotten into each other started to care about their companions again.
The boy's figure is as tall and straight as two young poplars. Sitting on the Shinkansen seat, you can see their wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs, not to mention the two handsome faces with their own characteristics and special experiences. There is no woman in the car who does not secretly aim at this place.
Since the volume of their voices was not concealed at all, the men in the car also quietly aimed at this place.
"No, no, I don't have my period."
The family who was cared about by the two top pool noodles was bathed in the eyes of the people in the car, she shrank back into the scarf expressionlessly, and gave them a middle finger: "Go to hell, Scumbags."
#It is only a scarf away from the death on the spot. #
#I often feel out of place with them for not being perverted enough. #
#May there be no Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu in heaven. #
Jia Ruozi decided to keep in his stomach the information that Lan Tang wanted to come to curse Gao as a teacher.
Wait for a difficult upup teacher-student relationship, scumbag.
After being severely humiliated, Jiajin Nizi refused to be a lubricant for the DKs. She watched two problem children under the age of [-] quarrel with each other with a noble and glamorous look. I watched them attack, fight, destroy the carriage, and escape unsuccessfully.
In the end, Jiajin Glass stood outside the game and bid farewell to the two as a winner, becoming the only winner who slept in the hotel in the second year of the junior high school.
Xia Youjie stood inside the railing: "...just kidding, it's too much grudge."
Jia Ruozi stood outside the bureau, even the mole at the corner of his eye was filled with callousness: "If you apologize with Wu, I will forgive you both."
Xia Youjie is very Buddhist, and the ball hair on top of his head exudes the light of Dunhuang Buddha: "It seems that we can't go out for the time being."
"Ah?" Gojo Satoru, who stabbed through the Shinkansen, was baffled and refused to admit his mistake: "What did I do to apologize? And what does it mean to hold grudges?? What's the matter with Nitro?"
"It's okay." Xia Youjie looked at the landlord's silly eldest son gently and tolerantly, and stroked the dog's head: "Anyway, Wu's EQ will never be seen."
Wujo Wu didn't understand, Wujo Wu felt that he was underestimated.
The author has something to say: Well, I feel that Zhou is more relaxed. I can’t fish for an internship in a kindergarten, and I have to complete the tasks issued by the school teacher. Stupid author, I really tried my best to code.
Ask for nutrient solution at the end of the month~
.感谢在2021-04-0720:38:41~2021-04-2621:12:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: I am so tall 1;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:四方水月63瓶;糖豆熊50瓶;·28瓶;把我杀了给大爷助助兴23瓶;月下青梧、4738350620瓶;南欢清梦、希巴希巴、打分:-210瓶;不知7瓶;qzuser6瓶;祁、夜流萤&韶光锦时5瓶;椋里3瓶;辰半而寝1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
"Jie, take a photo for us and send it to the line."
Gojo Satoru, who was pulling the "High School Treasure" and "Prison Break" with his friends, put one hand on the shoulder of Iirui Shizuo, and tried to take out his mobile phone with the other hand in his left pocket.
Every strand of his hair is full of pride, and his pure white hair glistens in the sunlight: "Rotten Orange's face must be very pretty! I want to place an order with Mingming to take a screenshot of the 'Rotten Orange Shocked Expression Pack'!"
Xia Youjie smiled and stretched out his hand: "This is not good, Wu."
"It's okay!" Gojo Satoru happily took out his right pocket: "I will send you a copy then."
There was still no mobile phone in the right pocket of his clothes, so Gojo Satoru began to dig into his trousers pocket.
"However, although......."
Before getting into the car, Kazuko made a simple cross-dressing, Gojo Satoru contributed a scarf used by Lantang, and Nitroko took away a pair of thick glasses.
The auxiliary supervisor who was instructed by Xia Youjie to curse the spirit to snatch the high-degree glasses was forced to release the task, so that Jia Ruozi was able to get in the car.
It wasn't until he was abducted into the car by two friends that he realized that he had stepped into the gate of hell.
At this time, she regretted so much why she chose three connected seats with two strong men who were about 1.9 meters high.
Being crushed by the weight of 1.9 meters, Jiarui Nishiko looked at Gojo Satoru with a blank expression on his face, shook his shoulders, and squeezed out the two rows of fleshy walls around him, barely breathing fresh air.
"Perhaps Wu, you still remember that your mobile phone was gone during the previous fight." Jia Ruozi said without mercy, "I was bored by Jie's curse spirit."
Xia Youjie: "......"
Seeing Xia Youjie's whole body stiffen with guilt, Jia Ruozi turned his head and attacked indiscriminately: "Ah, Jie, your phone was also broken by Wu."
Under the glasses, the girl was expressionless: "Even the phone card has been crushed to pieces."
The atmosphere between the two DKs instantly became sinister again.
Obviously, just one hour was not enough to make the two DKs completely forget the previous fight, it was not enough to make Wujo Wu forget that Lan Tang didn't want to call him, and it was not enough to make Xia Youjie forget that he was innocent lying dead mobile phone.
"Then you won't be able to take pictures of rotten oranges." Gojo Gojo frowned and leaned back on the seat behind him: "...Cut, it's boring."
"Too impulsive, this is the reason for your failure."
Xia Youjie withdrew his hand, and his smile seemed to become subtle yet unchanged: "...It's so sad, Wu."
"Ha?! What did you say?!"
"It's not just about missing photos, it's about crushes."
Xia Youjie, who is always unlucky, seized the opportunity this time, a burst of output, to avenge himself and the innocent mobile phone: "It was completely treated as a child's whim, not only did I stop posting with you all day long stick."
"I can only sleep alone."
"In the end, I didn't even want to call you anymore."
"I guess Lan Tang will really avoid you if he confesses his confession again." Xia Youjie's smile gradually turned black, "It's too miserable, Wu."
"What are you talking about, Jay?"
Gojo Wu let out a 'huh', wearing Xiaoyuan's sunglasses, and he was very angry: "I don't want to confess again, it's too shameful......"
The extremely proud young man has never been rejected. He has always been the only one who shows his admiration and sincerity to him, and his choices have always been polite rejection and impolite rejection.
So Lantang shifted the focus, and in the vaguely embarrassed expression after the confession of "you are my wife", the five small publics who couldn't put face down said without hesitation: Happy April Fool's Day!
I just lied to you!
His Highness Gongju, who has been spoiled so much, refuses to lose face again, even if they will definitely be together in the future, then——
"Of course it will be Lan Tang's turn to confess next time."
As if thinking of the future scene, Gojo Gojo's white hair was flying, and his blue eyes were shining brightly.
"I want to reject Lan Tang at least five, no, three times!"
As for Lan Tang being with others?
How could it be possible that Gojo Satoru didn't have what he wanted yet, so he couldn't get such a concept.
As a result, violent words rang out in the quiet carriage as a matter of course, causing mixed reactions.
Xia Youjie's narrow and long eyes widened, his dark purple pupils almost overflowing with disbelief; Jiarui Nizi lost his breath for a while, and smoke rings choked out from his nose.
Hopeless.
Xia Youjie and Jia Ruozi's voices overlapped in an instant, and at the same time they sentenced the pair to death.
"Seriously, Wu."
Shocked Xia Youjie was choked up, but he had seen a lot of strange things. He stroked his chest and sighed calmly: "As long as you don't joke around a little, maybe Lantang..."
"What?" Gojo Satoru raised his ears 'swish', Maomao was excited.jpg
"In order to prevent you from being ridiculed by the magic world," the recovered Xia Youjie calmly took over, "Maybe Lan Tang will try it out with you first."
Otherwise, it would not be so far that there is not even a chance to try it.
Jia Ruozi showed contempt for the sinister little eyes, but Xia Youjie pretended not to see them.
It's okay to play tricks on love.
"What, that's it." Gojo Satoru lost interest, and peeled a strawberry-flavored Zhenzhi stick for himself: "Lantang is not someone who cares about public opinion."
"Like before, in order to have a good summer festival, Lan Tang used the 'painting collection' package to clear away the curse of the entire city,"
"But he was regarded as a 'ghost' by the magic family stationed in that city..."
The remaining half of the sentence was drowned in the lips, Gojo Satoru thought of the incident when he was a child, raised his lips and snorted, shook his body, and nonchalantly blew away the white hair that covered his vision, revealing mockery in his eyes.
"People with spells are the same as people without spells."
"Not to mention being pitifully weak, but meeting a power beyond common sense..."
"Still foolishly calling it a 'monster.'"
Xia Youjie raised his eyes suddenly, and his long and narrow eyes flashed with confusion: "Why?"
Unlike monkeys who can't see the magic spirit...ordinary people, conjurers can clearly see the magic spirit, and they should also know that the power beyond common sense is the magic power.
Wujo Satoru curled his lips: "There's no reason, anyway, fools who deceive themselves and others are everywhere."
The family is very calm when entering the glass: "And almost all families of magic arts are like this."
The atmosphere fell silent for a while, Gojo Gojo seemed to be thinking about something, quietly looking out the window, Xia Youjie put his hands in front of him so hard that his knuckles turned white.
Jia Ruozi thoughtfully kept quiet for his friends. For a while, only the slight sound of the Shinkansen moving at high speed on the rails could be heard in the carriage.
Unsatisfied with the point that slowly melted away, the strawberry-flavored Zhenzhi Stick was crushed by Gojo Satoru in one bite.
The sound of cracking interrupted the dazed family.
While grinding his teeth, he made a creepy scratching sound. Gojo Satoru didn't realize how terrifying his expression was at the moment. He greedily absorbed the sweetness of the sugar, his eyes focused on the void, and there seemed to be a dark tide surging in his blue eyes .
"Sure enough, the reason why I couldn't marry Lan Tang was because I wasn't strong enough," the topic came back to the original point, and DK, who was full of puberty, muttered to himself: "Otherwise..."
After all, Xia Youjie is a close friend. He seamlessly understood the other party's unfinished words, and even more understood that with Gojo Satoru's character, it is possible to skip all steps and reach the end.
So he showed a thoughtful look, and his thoughts slid all the way to the dirty abyss:
Support close friends, or support parents;
Do you want handcuffs as a birthday present this year?
The size of the handcuffs should be bought by Wu Wu, or by Lan Tang.
That's a really tough multiple choice question.
What the two of them thought was directly displayed on their faces, without any intention of covering it up.
Jia Ruozi, who understands: "......"
Jia Ruozi: "You two should go wash your brains, scum."
Bai worried about these two heartless bastards.
"Huh—? Nitro is suddenly too good!"
"That's it, the girl's monthly irritable period."
"So that's how it is," Wutiaowu suddenly realized, and then he was very considerate. The sunglasses on his face slipped slightly, revealing a serious, handsome and divine face; "Glass, do you have sanitary napkins? " As he spoke, he tried to stand up, put his hands around his cheeks in a trumpet shape, and took a deep breath——
"It will be too late for you to buy." Xia Youjie said something to Wutiao Wu, who was about to act. When he turned to the house, he spoke in a soft voice, very reliable. Gentle: "Here, use a tissue first."
A packet of tissues the size of a palm is handed out.
After all, they are very good friends, and the two DKs who had just gotten into each other started to care about their companions again.
The boy's figure is as tall and straight as two young poplars. Sitting on the Shinkansen seat, you can see their wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs, not to mention the two handsome faces with their own characteristics and special experiences. There is no woman in the car who does not secretly aim at this place.
Since the volume of their voices was not concealed at all, the men in the car also quietly aimed at this place.
"No, no, I don't have my period."
The family who was cared about by the two top pool noodles was bathed in the eyes of the people in the car, she shrank back into the scarf expressionlessly, and gave them a middle finger: "Go to hell, Scumbags."
#It is only a scarf away from the death on the spot. #
#I often feel out of place with them for not being perverted enough. #
#May there be no Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu in heaven. #
Jia Ruozi decided to keep in his stomach the information that Lan Tang wanted to come to curse Gao as a teacher.
Wait for a difficult upup teacher-student relationship, scumbag.
After being severely humiliated, Jiajin Nizi refused to be a lubricant for the DKs. She watched two problem children under the age of [-] quarrel with each other with a noble and glamorous look. I watched them attack, fight, destroy the carriage, and escape unsuccessfully.
In the end, Jiajin Glass stood outside the game and bid farewell to the two as a winner, becoming the only winner who slept in the hotel in the second year of the junior high school.
Xia Youjie stood inside the railing: "...just kidding, it's too much grudge."
Jia Ruozi stood outside the bureau, even the mole at the corner of his eye was filled with callousness: "If you apologize with Wu, I will forgive you both."
Xia Youjie is very Buddhist, and the ball hair on top of his head exudes the light of Dunhuang Buddha: "It seems that we can't go out for the time being."
"Ah?" Gojo Satoru, who stabbed through the Shinkansen, was baffled and refused to admit his mistake: "What did I do to apologize? And what does it mean to hold grudges?? What's the matter with Nitro?"
"It's okay." Xia Youjie looked at the landlord's silly eldest son gently and tolerantly, and stroked the dog's head: "Anyway, Wu's EQ will never be seen."
Wujo Wu didn't understand, Wujo Wu felt that he was underestimated.
The author has something to say: Well, I feel that Zhou is more relaxed. I can’t fish for an internship in a kindergarten, and I have to complete the tasks issued by the school teacher. Stupid author, I really tried my best to code.
Ask for nutrient solution at the end of the month~
.感谢在2021-04-0720:38:41~2021-04-2621:12:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: I am so tall 1;
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:四方水月63瓶;糖豆熊50瓶;·28瓶;把我杀了给大爷助助兴23瓶;月下青梧、4738350620瓶;南欢清梦、希巴希巴、打分:-210瓶;不知7瓶;qzuser6瓶;祁、夜流萤&韶光锦时5瓶;椋里3瓶;辰半而寝1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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