My roommate is weird

"So... what the hell are you?"

Qin Xinglan asked Yang Ling casually while the little guy was going to the bathroom.

At the moment when An Pingnan exploded, Qin Xinglan didn't realize that there were other people around, and when she was about to be injured, an extra Yang Ling appeared out of thin air.

And this guy is pretty good...

(⊙o⊙)...

"Ouch~ I'm the little guy's cousin~ Didn't Xiaoqiao make it clear to you?"

Yang Ling waved her hands, and with a coquettish and charming face, she made a standard expression that was similar to that of a vegetable market aunt bargaining.

With this temporary and cheap body, this fierce woman from outside the territory in front of her can dismantle herself to pieces in minutes.

"I'm a rough man from outside the territory. I only know that if there is any hostility from others, I will kill the danger in the cradle! You'd better..."

"What kind of cradle, little Xingxing~"

The little guy who went to the toilet sang and ran in.

Qin Xinglan sighed, she had nothing to do with this naive little guy, the fierce girl's inflated desire to protect existed for these little radish heads.

"It's nothing, the orphanage is going to expand its business recently."

"So powerful?!"

The little guy plopped forward and sat in the arms of the hot guy. There were hard and vigorous muscles under the yellowish skin.

The bad habits of sitting on others whenever they meet and being able to feed and feed at will are all developed by An Pingyue and Su Zhiling, and this is only for acquaintances.

Qin Xinglan suppressed the smile on her lips, maybe this is also an advantage.

The fierce girl turned the little guy into a baby in the arms of an adult, and hugged him like a mother with a child.

Yang Xueqiao: What's the matter with this sudden sense of shame?

In fact, the little guy also heard his roommate's suspicion and hostility towards the system when he was in the bathroom, so he hurriedly washed his hands and came out to interrupt the topic.

I don't know if Yang Ling will be sad... Ever since the emoji we met for the first time, Yang Xueqiao didn't regard her as an AI.

Glancing sideways with watery almond eyes, he found that the highest crystallization of human wisdom was fighting with a simple computer with his mobile phone (it was transformed on the first day), and from time to time he showed a happy expression of revenge.

The little guy who sold his body still paid the wrong price after all...

"Come on, come on, eat fried chicken!"

Dormitory 309 is divided into three areas, a sleeping room with beds and tables, a balcony, and a chess and card room with a large table.

Where did An Pingyue and Su Zhiling get their fried chicken, hamburger and french fries on the table, because there was an acid pool, Qin Xinglan, so there was no need to worry about wasting food.

In addition, Qin Xinglan always eats expired food and strange things, and has never had diarrhea or gain weight, which caused Su Zhiling to doubt the other party's human identity for a while.

"Let's talk, why do you always like to eat things like hot pot and fried chicken? Don't those young ladies basically not touch them for the sake of their figure? And you also know how to keep healthy."

"Health preservation is one thing, and eating is another. Fried chicken and burgers are the most sacred food for every child when they are young!"

An Pingyue held a chicken leg and spoke righteously.

In some cases, some things that people couldn't eat when they were young may lead to vengeful binge eating when they grow up.

This is also...

Su Zhiling nodded silently as he looked at the little guy stuffing himself like a hamster.

Qin Xinglan also eats very elegantly, basically chewing most of the tiny bones and swallowing them down her throat, making one wonder if this guy has never systematically studied the knowledge of "How to Eat".

But unexpectedly, it seems that these foods have no appeal to Yang Ling, who is also a mental kid, so she still competes with the computer with her mobile phone.

"Yang Ling! We like to watch other people play with their mobile phones while eating~" (reading with a blank expression)

"Ugh..."

Yang Ling hesitated for a while, and the tears that had disappeared for a long time bloomed again.

"……Um……"

"Hmph! It's not that I lost this time! I just went to eat..."

The second AI war once again ended in defeat.

After dealing with a large table of fried chicken, several people who took a shower one after another gathered around the entertainment room to watch a drama with a tablet computer sponsored by An Pingyue.

In the past two days, An Pingyue basically planned to stay in 309 for all activities except sleeping. He could be called the mysterious sixth person in 309 in the five-person dormitory.

Several people who were well-washed hugged pillows and clung to each other.

"Wow~ This kiss scene was filmed in a misplaced position, but we also filmed in various misplaced positions back then..."

"You look at these falling petals, but you don't expect that there is a sweaty uncle sprinkled petals outside the camera. Life is not easy~"

……

Su Zhiling, a film and television expert, enthusiastically explained various lens languages ​​to everyone, making the original romantic scene dull.

"I really don't understand why the group of carbon-based creatures express their liking by exchanging salivary amylase."

Feeling bored, Yang Ling picked up the phone.

"Could it be that my own progress..."

"Bah! Stop talking!"

Su Zhiling hurriedly ended the opponent's tiger-wolf talk.

"Maybe it's the fragrance in the other party's mouth?"

The giant baby Yang Xueqiao asked a question.

"I think it's because the woman is thirsty. This is also a way for men to express their thoughtfulness."

"Materialist" Qin Xinglan gave her own inference based on matter.

"By the way, do you all like boys?"

An Pingyue has been quietly shifting her position, moved behind the little guy, and then hugged the little guy into her arms premeditated for a long time.

"Oh, Anping-senpai!"

Hugged to a real pillow!

Everyone is satisfied with a book.

"Huh? We don't like men, do we still like women?"

Su Zhiling looked suspiciously at the lady on one side, and the other's delicate and beautiful oval face was stained with happiness.

The little fox looked at the little guy in the opponent's arms and suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Like? The ones written in the novel? I don't have a clue."

The novelists Qin Xinglan and Yang Xueqiao were a little puzzled.

Of course, in the first half of their lives, one was ashamed and the other was blank. Now the relationship line is basically in a gorgeous blank state.

"I, take the emotion."

Yang Ling is on the sidelines, and the third AI war is in full swing. If even these ancient basic logic aggregates cannot be defeated, then what is the point of the existence of super AI!

She is fighting for the correctness of human evolution!

"For me, I thought I liked men."

An Pingyue rested her chin on Yang Xueqiao's small head, squinted her eyes and rubbed it comfortably.

"Now I find that liking someone is falling in love with the other person's soul rather than the body."

"Clap!"

Su Zhiling took out a pack of beef jerky and patted it on the table.

"Hurry up and eat some snacks. It's not nutritious to eat some fried chicken and chips."

joke.

Let this guy go on talking and the scene will get out of control!

Su Zhiling, a normal person, has the arduous mission of maintaining a normal and harmonious atmosphere in the dormitory, definitely not because he feels a little sour!

"Okay, okay, sleep, sleep!"

It happened that the alarm clock set to ten o'clock on the notebook rang, and the few people basically went to bed at night and got up around seven o'clock in the morning.

This kindergarten-level schedule is an inviolable iron law in dormitory 309.

"I'm sleepy……"

The little guy rubbed his eyes, and the others scattered and climbed into bed, but Yang Ling, who didn't need to sleep, continued to fight for the future of mankind.

"I'll turn off the lights for you~"

An Pingyue smiled and turned off the light with a click.

Dormitory 309 was suddenly plunged into darkness, and the little guy was lying on the bed like a dead body while pulling the white quilt.

Although I like big sisters who are soft and soft, Yang Xueqiao's small bed is a hard wooden bed, because Sister Fox said that it is good for the back.

But today's small bed is not as stable as it used to be. After a few creaks, Yang Xueqiao felt an object climb onto the bed.

Is it Miss Fox?

"Um?……"

Suddenly, in the darkness, he covered the little guy's little mouth, which was about to ask, with both hands.

"Little Qiaoqiao~shh~"

An Pingyue's voice reached the little guy's ears, and Yang Xueqiao obediently stopped struggling.

"Want to try kissing in a TV show?"

The warm air hitting the ears made the little guy tremble.

"I also recently learned something from the book..."

"If you want, promise me."

An Ping moved his hand away from the little guy's mouth reluctantly.

Wet and warm and fluffy.

"Want to kiss? But..."

Why did it become like this? !

Didn’t everyone watch TV together happily just now?

What Senior Sister Anping said was for me?

……

Yang Xueqiao's little brain is about to burst, why does the eldest sister suddenly do what those couples do?

Anping-senpai likes me?

The little guy was a little hesitant. Although he didn't hate Senior Anping, he felt that after doing this, his life would be completely derailed from the current peace.

An Pingyue looked at the hesitant little guy in front of her and felt a little lost.

Is it too early...

"It's nothing~ Xiaoqiaoqiao, I was just joking~"

An Pingyue lay on her side next to the little guy, and hugged him into her arms.

"Can I sleep here today?"

"……Um."

"Just treat it as a dream~ Xiaoqiaoqiao."

"sorry."