The lord of salted fish does not want to engage in construction
Chapter 407 [Fan Wai] What's wrong with ducks and ducks
As a platypus at the bottom of the food chain, Fat Duck has always been self-conscious.Don't try to challenge those creatures higher up the food chain, especially humans.
But later, life on the planet became more and more difficult. Even if you were hiding, life became more and more difficult.Fat Duck doesn't know how long he can live, so his thoughts are relatively simple.
Until later, he found a human being named Rongdi who could walk sideways everywhere.
Then life changed suddenly.It turns out that human beings are not only terrible, but also have a very delicious food called nutrient.As for himself, he also has a new name called Fat Duck.
Although he is really not a duck!
Of course, he still likes the name "Fat Duck".
Because since he was called this name, he has become very happy!
However, although Fat Duck is still called Fat Duck recently, things have changed a little bit.His situation began to become more and more difficult, just because Rong Di actually threw him away!Down!up!
Well, that's still a bit of an exaggeration.To be more precise, it was Rongdi who temporarily stored him in a place called the Bone Base, and asked a man named Guyi to help take care of him.The reason was that he was going to fight in a very dangerous place next, and he couldn't guarantee the safety of Fat Duck, so he chose to leave him in a safer place.
If Fat Duck knew that Rong Di thought so from the beginning, he would definitely jump up and refute Rong Di immediately.Because he is definitely not such a greedy duck.No, he is definitely not such a greedy platypus!
What's more, there is no place safer than Rong Di's side!
But, he didn't have a chance to tell Rong Di like that.Because Rongdi said something casually when he was buried in eating those dried shrimps.
It's really a casual sentence.Fat Duck didn't realize the difference between the taste of dried shrimps and Rong Di's words, so Rong Di left.
It was only later that he heard Gu Yi talking to himself that Rong Di didn't change his place to sleep at night, but left to fight the evil enemy.
Damn, it's all because those dried shrimps are so delicious!
Fortunately, Rong Di also told that Guyi that after the battle was over, he would come to pick him up, or find someone to send him back.
Fat Duck hesitated for a second, whether to give up the delicious dried shrimps and go back, or to choose these dried shrimps that are more delicious than nutritional supplements.
But after a second, he was sure that it was better to choose Rongdi.
So, he ate the small shrimps and waited and waited.After waiting for a long time, finally all the humans around said that they had won.
When he heard the news, Fat Duck was so hungry that he lost three catties!
But it doesn't matter, he thinks this weight is the most suitable for him.After all, he is a powerful boy, so it must be more majestic!Rong Di will certainly not mind.
He can restrain himself and eat less during the few days waiting for Rongdi to come, so that he can just maintain the most perfect body shape and wait until Rongdi comes to pick him up.
So, Fat Duck waited and waited.
But this time, he never waited for Rong Di to come, nor did he wait for anyone to take him back.It was as if Rongdi had forgotten about him. Everyone only remembered that there was a platypus that needed to eat shrimp every day, and nothing else was remembered.
Now Fat Duck is in a hurry.
Didn't everyone say that he is the favorite duck of the easy base?He was even painted on a human battleship!How to say forget him?
He doesn't believe it!
What can I do if I don’t believe it?
Fat Duck thought about it, and felt that there was only one way left, which was to urge these humans to send him back.
Who should I turn to?He doesn't know anyone!
Fat Duck thought for a long time, and felt that there was only one choice left.It is to see who can understand what he said, and talk to him.Tell whoever looks the best.
After making a decision, he doesn't even like dried shrimp, and finds a human to follow him every day when he wakes up.
At the beginning, he was very smart and followed the human named Guyi directly.After all, Rong Di handed himself over to this human being, so he must be the right one to find him!
Fat Duck took advantage of Gu Yi's free time and swooped onto his shoulder, thinking that it would be clearer to speak this way.
As a result, I don't know if Gu Yi didn't eat dried shrimps in those few days.Just as his front paw touched Gu Yi's shoulder, that Gu Yi fell down!And threw him to the ground together.Fortunately, I have a lot of flesh...ah no, fortunately, I have been very strong recently, so I didn't feel any pain from the fall.
So Fat Duck didn't blame that Gu Yi, and told him carefully, including his satisfaction and gratitude to Xiami, as well as his own concerns about Rongdi.
Unexpectedly, that Gu Yi not only couldn't understand anything, but also picked him up all at once.
Fat Duck thought that although he didn't understand, he knew that he was going to send him back to Rongdi.In the end, Gu Yi hugged him to the second most familiar human being.That is, the human who fed him shrimp every day.
"See if there is something wrong with Fat Duck. It was hit by me just now... If it is bad, I will not be able to explain it to Rong Di. See if it is not enough to eat, or it is not feeling well." Gu Yi After finding the person who fed the fat duck shrimp, he began to talk about his speculation.
"No! Absolutely not! The best dried shrimp I feed him every day is the amount left over from a while ago. He eats it very happily, and eats a whole day's worth of a meal every time. The team leader of the fishing team would complain that I took too much, saying that the amount was enough to raise three platypus.”
"It doesn't matter, you just take it as usual, and give him as much as he eats. We can survive this time because of Rong Di, and we may have better development in the future, it all depends on Rong Di's side. How far have we achieved this time? Anyway, we can still afford this shrimp. After I finish these things, I will send him back there with other things."
Fat Duck was dumbfounded when he heard the man say that he ate too much.
He obviously didn't eat much at all!His stomach can still hold it, how can it be too much?If you don't fill your stomach when there is food, what will you do when there is no food!
He was about to correct these misconceptions of human beings, when he suddenly heard that Gu Yi said that he was going to send him back, and he became anxious.
Now that you have said you want to send him back, hurry up!At least he should be told when to leave, so that he can prepare in advance and eat as much shrimp as he can!
When Fat Duck was in a hurry, he spoke a little fast.Quack, quack, quack, but the two humans didn't understand a word, and their eyes and eyebrows were wrinkled together.
Gu Yi asked with a painful face: "What's wrong with him? Suddenly struggling desperately? He was the same just now, and kept yelling at me. And the same thing a few days ago."
"I don't know." The hands holding the fat duck were holding his waist from left to right, "generally domesticated star beasts move very regularly, and this platypus doesn't like to bark at ordinary times. If there is a sudden change, Is that a situation?"
"what's the situation?"
"I don't know... Maybe it's in heat or something? Recently, there have been a lot fewer star beasts attacking outside. It seems that the heat period has come, and many of them are."
"Then what are we going to do?" Gu Yi's eyes widened, "Give him a breed? Is this a male?"
You are in heat, and your whole family is in heat!
Fat Duck is in a hurry!
He doesn't even know what love is, so how could he spread it out!This is absolutely wrong!
"This...isn't possible! You've seen the platypus on our side, and they're all... And aren't they all in the wild? You can't send him out into the wild? What if you get hurt?" The hands suddenly He raised him above the heads of all human beings, looked up from under his belly, and muttered softly, "I can't see the size..."
But Fat Duck only heard what he had just said.
Are there other platypus here?how come? !He has never seen it!Where?Where are the other ducks? !
Gu Yi didn't know why, so he took two steps back and waved his hand: "Anyway, you can figure it out, as long as there are no problems, just let him go."
"I'm enough to let him go..." The man who fed him the shrimp didn't answer him at all, but put him down again and put him on a table, "I know what to do, Lord, you don't have to worry. I... I will definitely work hard to complete the task!"
Gu Yi didn't say anything, turned around and left.
Fat Duck looked at it, and remembered that he hadn't asked when he would be able to go back to find Rong Di, so he jumped off the table to chase after him.
As a result, he was grabbed and lifted up again.
"Hey, my ancestor, can you calm down a bit... I haven't finished eating the dried shrimps today. Do you want some more? If you don't eat any more, it won't be fresh. Or... I'll add some worms for you?"
But now it's not a question of eating dried shrimps at all!Duck is going back to find Rong Di!Tell me, what is that worm?tasty?
"Hey, I assure you, those worms are very delicious! Last time I added a meal to those ducks, and they gained a few catties..." The humans sucked their saliva as they spoke.
How can there be such delicious food!Then why didn't you take it out sooner?Um?Is it a fat duck? I can't eat it anymore?Or is Rong Di not good enough to buy for ducks?
Fat Duck felt that it was necessary for him to prove to Rong Di that their easy-to-base... what is so fragrant?
"Let me tell you, this worm is my most proud discovery. A local specialty! Only worms can be found in the beast tide, the top feed of the beast star, the favorite of the local platypus! Even the infield absolutely does not have such a long scale. Fertilizer! I managed to cultivate this box. Every adult worm can be fertilized. It is packed in a nutrient bottle, and a bottle can hold up to ten. Last time I took two to feed the group of ducks. That effect—"
Caught off guard by a scent, Fat Duck's eyes widened.Later, when he realized it, he had already eaten the whole box.
I don't know what it is, but it's so delicious!It’s just that the amount is too small, and it’s not enough to fill your stomach. You can have a little more...
"Ahhhhhhhh!!! What did you do?!" A scream that could scare the duck to death suddenly sounded from the top of Fat Duck's head, followed by a black shadow rushing towards the duck.
Of course the duck won't sit still like this!As soon as the front paws were stretched, it fell under the table. This is a skill that has been practiced with the snow demon lynx. It is guaranteed to be flexible!
It turned out that the black shadow was the human being, and he didn't come to the duck, but went directly to the empty box.
Then he screamed again, causing the duck's feathers to stand on end.
Hello!Are there any worms?
If not, I'll find it myself?
Where did this bug come from?
Do you think any other platypus have this bug?
Then I go find them myself?
Fat Duck asked many questions in a row, but the man suddenly fell asleep on the chair next to him, ignored Duck, and drooled dreaming of delicious food.
Gee!
Well, it seems that the duck can only rely on itself.
Where are the other platypus you just said?Outside?How are you going outside?
But later, life on the planet became more and more difficult. Even if you were hiding, life became more and more difficult.Fat Duck doesn't know how long he can live, so his thoughts are relatively simple.
Until later, he found a human being named Rongdi who could walk sideways everywhere.
Then life changed suddenly.It turns out that human beings are not only terrible, but also have a very delicious food called nutrient.As for himself, he also has a new name called Fat Duck.
Although he is really not a duck!
Of course, he still likes the name "Fat Duck".
Because since he was called this name, he has become very happy!
However, although Fat Duck is still called Fat Duck recently, things have changed a little bit.His situation began to become more and more difficult, just because Rong Di actually threw him away!Down!up!
Well, that's still a bit of an exaggeration.To be more precise, it was Rongdi who temporarily stored him in a place called the Bone Base, and asked a man named Guyi to help take care of him.The reason was that he was going to fight in a very dangerous place next, and he couldn't guarantee the safety of Fat Duck, so he chose to leave him in a safer place.
If Fat Duck knew that Rong Di thought so from the beginning, he would definitely jump up and refute Rong Di immediately.Because he is definitely not such a greedy duck.No, he is definitely not such a greedy platypus!
What's more, there is no place safer than Rong Di's side!
But, he didn't have a chance to tell Rong Di like that.Because Rongdi said something casually when he was buried in eating those dried shrimps.
It's really a casual sentence.Fat Duck didn't realize the difference between the taste of dried shrimps and Rong Di's words, so Rong Di left.
It was only later that he heard Gu Yi talking to himself that Rong Di didn't change his place to sleep at night, but left to fight the evil enemy.
Damn, it's all because those dried shrimps are so delicious!
Fortunately, Rong Di also told that Guyi that after the battle was over, he would come to pick him up, or find someone to send him back.
Fat Duck hesitated for a second, whether to give up the delicious dried shrimps and go back, or to choose these dried shrimps that are more delicious than nutritional supplements.
But after a second, he was sure that it was better to choose Rongdi.
So, he ate the small shrimps and waited and waited.After waiting for a long time, finally all the humans around said that they had won.
When he heard the news, Fat Duck was so hungry that he lost three catties!
But it doesn't matter, he thinks this weight is the most suitable for him.After all, he is a powerful boy, so it must be more majestic!Rong Di will certainly not mind.
He can restrain himself and eat less during the few days waiting for Rongdi to come, so that he can just maintain the most perfect body shape and wait until Rongdi comes to pick him up.
So, Fat Duck waited and waited.
But this time, he never waited for Rong Di to come, nor did he wait for anyone to take him back.It was as if Rongdi had forgotten about him. Everyone only remembered that there was a platypus that needed to eat shrimp every day, and nothing else was remembered.
Now Fat Duck is in a hurry.
Didn't everyone say that he is the favorite duck of the easy base?He was even painted on a human battleship!How to say forget him?
He doesn't believe it!
What can I do if I don’t believe it?
Fat Duck thought about it, and felt that there was only one way left, which was to urge these humans to send him back.
Who should I turn to?He doesn't know anyone!
Fat Duck thought for a long time, and felt that there was only one choice left.It is to see who can understand what he said, and talk to him.Tell whoever looks the best.
After making a decision, he doesn't even like dried shrimp, and finds a human to follow him every day when he wakes up.
At the beginning, he was very smart and followed the human named Guyi directly.After all, Rong Di handed himself over to this human being, so he must be the right one to find him!
Fat Duck took advantage of Gu Yi's free time and swooped onto his shoulder, thinking that it would be clearer to speak this way.
As a result, I don't know if Gu Yi didn't eat dried shrimps in those few days.Just as his front paw touched Gu Yi's shoulder, that Gu Yi fell down!And threw him to the ground together.Fortunately, I have a lot of flesh...ah no, fortunately, I have been very strong recently, so I didn't feel any pain from the fall.
So Fat Duck didn't blame that Gu Yi, and told him carefully, including his satisfaction and gratitude to Xiami, as well as his own concerns about Rongdi.
Unexpectedly, that Gu Yi not only couldn't understand anything, but also picked him up all at once.
Fat Duck thought that although he didn't understand, he knew that he was going to send him back to Rongdi.In the end, Gu Yi hugged him to the second most familiar human being.That is, the human who fed him shrimp every day.
"See if there is something wrong with Fat Duck. It was hit by me just now... If it is bad, I will not be able to explain it to Rong Di. See if it is not enough to eat, or it is not feeling well." Gu Yi After finding the person who fed the fat duck shrimp, he began to talk about his speculation.
"No! Absolutely not! The best dried shrimp I feed him every day is the amount left over from a while ago. He eats it very happily, and eats a whole day's worth of a meal every time. The team leader of the fishing team would complain that I took too much, saying that the amount was enough to raise three platypus.”
"It doesn't matter, you just take it as usual, and give him as much as he eats. We can survive this time because of Rong Di, and we may have better development in the future, it all depends on Rong Di's side. How far have we achieved this time? Anyway, we can still afford this shrimp. After I finish these things, I will send him back there with other things."
Fat Duck was dumbfounded when he heard the man say that he ate too much.
He obviously didn't eat much at all!His stomach can still hold it, how can it be too much?If you don't fill your stomach when there is food, what will you do when there is no food!
He was about to correct these misconceptions of human beings, when he suddenly heard that Gu Yi said that he was going to send him back, and he became anxious.
Now that you have said you want to send him back, hurry up!At least he should be told when to leave, so that he can prepare in advance and eat as much shrimp as he can!
When Fat Duck was in a hurry, he spoke a little fast.Quack, quack, quack, but the two humans didn't understand a word, and their eyes and eyebrows were wrinkled together.
Gu Yi asked with a painful face: "What's wrong with him? Suddenly struggling desperately? He was the same just now, and kept yelling at me. And the same thing a few days ago."
"I don't know." The hands holding the fat duck were holding his waist from left to right, "generally domesticated star beasts move very regularly, and this platypus doesn't like to bark at ordinary times. If there is a sudden change, Is that a situation?"
"what's the situation?"
"I don't know... Maybe it's in heat or something? Recently, there have been a lot fewer star beasts attacking outside. It seems that the heat period has come, and many of them are."
"Then what are we going to do?" Gu Yi's eyes widened, "Give him a breed? Is this a male?"
You are in heat, and your whole family is in heat!
Fat Duck is in a hurry!
He doesn't even know what love is, so how could he spread it out!This is absolutely wrong!
"This...isn't possible! You've seen the platypus on our side, and they're all... And aren't they all in the wild? You can't send him out into the wild? What if you get hurt?" The hands suddenly He raised him above the heads of all human beings, looked up from under his belly, and muttered softly, "I can't see the size..."
But Fat Duck only heard what he had just said.
Are there other platypus here?how come? !He has never seen it!Where?Where are the other ducks? !
Gu Yi didn't know why, so he took two steps back and waved his hand: "Anyway, you can figure it out, as long as there are no problems, just let him go."
"I'm enough to let him go..." The man who fed him the shrimp didn't answer him at all, but put him down again and put him on a table, "I know what to do, Lord, you don't have to worry. I... I will definitely work hard to complete the task!"
Gu Yi didn't say anything, turned around and left.
Fat Duck looked at it, and remembered that he hadn't asked when he would be able to go back to find Rong Di, so he jumped off the table to chase after him.
As a result, he was grabbed and lifted up again.
"Hey, my ancestor, can you calm down a bit... I haven't finished eating the dried shrimps today. Do you want some more? If you don't eat any more, it won't be fresh. Or... I'll add some worms for you?"
But now it's not a question of eating dried shrimps at all!Duck is going back to find Rong Di!Tell me, what is that worm?tasty?
"Hey, I assure you, those worms are very delicious! Last time I added a meal to those ducks, and they gained a few catties..." The humans sucked their saliva as they spoke.
How can there be such delicious food!Then why didn't you take it out sooner?Um?Is it a fat duck? I can't eat it anymore?Or is Rong Di not good enough to buy for ducks?
Fat Duck felt that it was necessary for him to prove to Rong Di that their easy-to-base... what is so fragrant?
"Let me tell you, this worm is my most proud discovery. A local specialty! Only worms can be found in the beast tide, the top feed of the beast star, the favorite of the local platypus! Even the infield absolutely does not have such a long scale. Fertilizer! I managed to cultivate this box. Every adult worm can be fertilized. It is packed in a nutrient bottle, and a bottle can hold up to ten. Last time I took two to feed the group of ducks. That effect—"
Caught off guard by a scent, Fat Duck's eyes widened.Later, when he realized it, he had already eaten the whole box.
I don't know what it is, but it's so delicious!It’s just that the amount is too small, and it’s not enough to fill your stomach. You can have a little more...
"Ahhhhhhhh!!! What did you do?!" A scream that could scare the duck to death suddenly sounded from the top of Fat Duck's head, followed by a black shadow rushing towards the duck.
Of course the duck won't sit still like this!As soon as the front paws were stretched, it fell under the table. This is a skill that has been practiced with the snow demon lynx. It is guaranteed to be flexible!
It turned out that the black shadow was the human being, and he didn't come to the duck, but went directly to the empty box.
Then he screamed again, causing the duck's feathers to stand on end.
Hello!Are there any worms?
If not, I'll find it myself?
Where did this bug come from?
Do you think any other platypus have this bug?
Then I go find them myself?
Fat Duck asked many questions in a row, but the man suddenly fell asleep on the chair next to him, ignored Duck, and drooled dreaming of delicious food.
Gee!
Well, it seems that the duck can only rely on itself.
Where are the other platypus you just said?Outside?How are you going outside?
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