Boss Shen's Funeral Shop

Lang Ping'an's chest felt tight after being slapped by this palm, and he spat out a mouthful of blood. As his blood spit out, a fishy smell came out, just like the smell in the closet at the scene of the crime. It's just a lot lighter than that.

"It's okay!" Huang Xinyan turned his head and glanced at Ba Snake, then locked his eyes on Shen Feiwen who was surrounded by it.

"It's okay... Ah!" Before Shen Feiwen finished speaking, he was rolled up by Ba Snake's tail, and then was thrown high.

"You snake bastard!" Huang Xinyan twitched, scolded the snake, turned his palm over, grabbed the whisk in his hand and swung it vigorously, the long ponytail hair on the whisk fell out fiercely, stretched and curled up On Shen Feiwen's waist in mid-air, and then pulled hard, pulling Shen Feiwen into his arms.

"How is it?" Huang Xinyan asked while hugging Shen Feiwen.

Shen Feiwen's complexion was a little stiff, obviously he didn't expect to be thrown out so suddenly. Hearing Huang Xinyan's words, he gave him a hard look. I don't care about it at all.

"Do you really think your cultivation can stop me? Ping An," Huang Xinyan did not let go of Shen Feiwen, but turned to look at Lang Pingan and asked.

Lang Ping'an's complexion was very ugly, with this and that talisman paper on his chest, he didn't dare to touch it, and it hurt so bad if he didn't take it off, he looked at Huang Xinyan even more viciously, and said: "So what, I can always find it." Chance kills you!"

"You won't have another chance," Huang Xinyan rolled his eyes, took the fly away, pulled Shen Feiwen behind him, and then threw the fly out towards the wolf safely.

"How dare you!" Wolf Ping'an roared fiercely, clasped his claws with both hands, and rushed towards Huang Xinyan aggressively.

At this time, Ba Snake, who had been on the defensive all the time before, suddenly twitched his tail, and the fierce tail directly pulled the wolf out safely, and it seemed that it hit more eyes than Huang Xinyan's slap.

"Ah!" Wolf Ping'an wailed, and fell to the ground. When he got up, his face was covered in blood, and the gray wolf fur on his face was looming, as if he was going to become a prototype at any time. .

"You hit too hard," Huang Xinyan rolled his eyes. The dust in his hand didn't go to hit the wolf Pingan, but instead, he whipped the dust on Ba Snake. Wolf Pingan used all his strength to leave white marks on the snake's scales. It was pulled open, and the painful Ba snake rolled on the spot. The rolling made the world tremble, as if an earthquake was about to happen.

"Come back!" Huang Xinyan rolled his eyes in disgust, stretched his hand forward, and Ba She's huge body instantly shrank, and then turned into a black light and flew towards Huang Xinyan, wrapping around Huang Xinyan's wrist, turning into a black bracelet.

Oh, so that's the case, Shen Feiwen snorted in his heart as he looked at the snake's appearance.

Huang Xinyan walked up to Lang Ping'an, stretched out his hand and tore off the spell on his body, and then patted on the top of Lang Ping'an's head, only to see that Lang Ping'an's body, which was still empty and solid, instantly turned into a wolf's. With blood stains on his hair and fierce eyes, it really looks like that.

"Huang Xinyan! I'm going to kill you, I will definitely kill you!" Lang Pingan saw that he had changed back to his original form, and he couldn't even try to become a human again. He thought he had been beaten back to his original form. Looking at Huang Xinyan, he yelled and cursed, and even prepared to rush over and bite Huang Xinyan.

Huang Xinyan raised his leg and gave him a kick in the waist. The kicked wolf howled in peace, like a beaten dirt dog.

"Did you beat him back to his original form?" Shen Feiwen asked at this time.

"No, I just sealed his cultivation. He didn't commit any major crimes. If I beat him back to his original form, it will become my crime." Huang Xinyan shook his head, and reached out to touch Lang Ping'an's face. Then he knocked hard on his head, and there was a thumping sound, which made Shen Feiwen feel pain when he heard it beside him.

"Don't speak human words, or you will be caught and boiled into dog meat soup!" After Huang Xinyan finished speaking, he opened Lang Ping'an's dog's mouth again, and stuffed a palm of yellow talisman ball into Lang Ping'an's mouth, forcing The wolf swallowed it safely.

"Wow woof! woof!" After being forced to swallow the yellow talisman, Lang Pingan wanted to yell, but when he happened, he realized that his barking turned into a dog bark, and it was really a pure dog bark. Voice.

"Pfft!" Shen Feiwen kept watching from behind, seeing Huang Xinyan's posture, and seeing Lang Ping'an's crazy dog ​​barking, one couldn't hold back, and started barking beside him.

Huang Xinyan saw that he was smiling happily, so he couldn't hold back his laughter. He reached out and took Shen Feiwen's hand. He grabbed Lang Ping'an with one hand and stood on the side of the road again, and then threw a yellow card towards the middle of the road. symbol.

"Hurry up as a decree, decree!"

The yellow talisman spontaneously ignited without fire in the air, as if it was burning a large amount of air, and its surroundings were twisted. Immediately afterwards, Shen Feiwen found a car rushing out from there, followed by a second one, The third car, the road quickly resumed its busy appearance.

"You..." Shen Feiwen glanced at Huang Xinyan with a complicated expression.

"How is it? Do you think I'm very powerful?" Huang Xinyan approached Shen Feiwen cheekily.

"Lang Pingan said, I was killed by you because I liked you," Shen Feiwen looked like his clothes had nothing to do with him, but what he said made Huang Xinyan twitch. Then he raised his head with a smile again, as if he didn't hear Shen Feiwen's words, he said.

"It's late, I'll take you home! In case you run into another ignorant person who robs you of money and sex."

"I think you are the one I should guard against the most," Shen Feiwen said with a sneer before turning around and leaving.

Huang Xinyan scratched his chin behind him, with a smile full of interest on his face, he carried Lang Pingan and chased after him, saying: "Just be on guard! Even the stupid dog Lang Pingan can see that you are My dear, I can do nothing too much."

"Stupid dog?" Shen Feiwen looked back at Huang Xinyan, and then said, "I was his brother in the last life, and he was a stupid dog?"

Huang Xinyan choked, with a smile on his face, and the feeling of his mother's criticism in his heart. He sneakily gave Lang Pingan another kick, and then he moved to Shen Feiwen's side and said, "Why, this is obviously a nickname, just like my nickname. teach you dear."

Shen Feiwen glanced at Huang Xinyan again, but this time he didn't say anything.

All the way without words, after Huang Xinyan sent Shen Feiwen home, he officially knew where Shen Feiwen's home was, but when he wanted to leave, Shen Feiwen stopped him and said, "Why don't you come in and sit down?"

Huang Xinyan was taken aback for a moment, and immediately went into Shen Feiwen's house with the wolf in his hands.

"Heh," seeing Huang Xinyan enter the door, Shen Feiwen laughed, then closed the door and walked in, and saw Huang Xinyan sitting on the sofa unceremoniously, with his feet still on Lang Ping'an's waist, looking very majestic .

After making a cup of coffee for Huang Xinyan, Shen Feiwen took advantage of the opportunity and sat beside Huang Xinyan, then looked at Huang Xinyan and asked, "Tell me! Why did you kill me in your previous life? Is it really because I liked you in my previous life?"

Huang Xinyan paused when he went to fetch the coffee, glanced at the wolf under his feet, turned to look at Shen Feiwen, and said, "No, it's probably because of a misunderstanding."

"What kind of misunderstanding?" Shen Feiwen asked.

Huang Xinyan glanced at Shen Feiwen tentatively, and after struggling for a long time, he finally said: "After you beat the wolf back to its original form safely, strangers were killed in the nearby villages, and it was so bad that people were eaten. At that time, there were only two monsters around, one was you, and the other was Langpingan."

"So you suspect that I killed those people, so you killed me?" Shen Feiwen asked, he glanced at Lang Pingan, if he was really a monster at that time, like Lang Pingan, then he should be that There is no concept of good and evil!From the perspective of beasts, humans are also beasts. Humans can eat beasts, and beasts can also eat humans.

"Of course not." Huang Xinyan raised his eyebrows, and immediately refuted Shen Feiwen's words, saying, "Those people were indeed not killed by you, but by Lang Pingan."

"It?" Shen Feiwen lowered his head in disbelief to look at Wolf Ping An, who is now like a dog, obviously a little disbelieving, and said: "Didn't you say that I had beaten him back to his original shape at that time! How could he kill someone?"

"Even if he returns to his original form, don't forget that he was originally a demon. Even though he is a prototype, the intelligence he should have has not been erased, and he is a wolf, so the attack power is not small," Huang Xinyan said.

"Why did you kill me for what he did? Who did I provoke?" Shen Feiwen was obviously very upset.

"It's not that I want to kill you, it's you who came to me and begged me to kill you," Huang Xinyan said, then turned his head to look deeply at Shen Feiwen and said, "You don't know what method you used to give all the blood in Lang Ping'an's body. You sucked it into yourself, and told me that you were the murderer who killed those people, and you used those souls to keep the wolf safe."

"So you killed me as I wished?" Shen Feiwen was silent for a moment, then asked.

Huang Xinyan was also silent, he didn't say another word, obviously acquiescing to Shen Feiwen's words.

"Then how do you know this? At that time, the wolf was beaten back to its original shape in peace, and could still speak human language?" Shen Feiwen asked. He didn't know if the monster who was beaten back to its original shape could still speak, but the wolf played on TV Definitely can't speak anymore.

"No," Huang Xinyan shook his head, stretched out his hand and rubbed his fingers, and said, "I am also a human being. Even if I am a Taoist priest and know some ways to preserve my health, I am still a human being. If I am a human being, I will die. After I die, I will die." After entering the underworld, I saw this in the mirror of the evil world."

Huang Xinyan clicked his mouth, stretched out his leg and kicked the wolf Pingan, grinning at the aggrieved wolf Pingan, and was about to scream when he petted her, but Huang Xinyan stomped on him again.

"I'm so kind to him, why is he still so ignorant and wants to kill me," Shen Feiwen expressed his dislike for the dirt dog.

"He has practiced for a long time before, and he is about to face the thunder calamity. As long as he overcomes the calamity, he can become an earth immortal, but you beat him back to his original form," Huang Xinyan said, still understanding, and continued: "Although you blocked my killing for him, he has already created killing karma after all, and his cultivation is not as smooth as before."

Shen Feiwen still felt extremely disgusted, turned his head and did not speak.

Seeing that Shen Feiwen stopped talking, Huang Xinyan picked up the coffee and slowly drank it. He just took a sip when he heard Shen Feiwen half-jokingly say: "Why don't you leave tonight? It's not that I liked you in my previous life. You stay Sleeping with me next time will fulfill my wish."

Huang Xinyan choked, he didn't swallow or spit out this sip of coffee, he choked into his airway all at once, his face turned red, he turned his head to look at Shen Feiwen and said.

"Honey, when did you learn to be thick-skinned from me?"