Marshal Long's mermaid ancestor

Jiang Huaxue: "I will do whatever you want me to do. Who are you!" He has read all kinds of books and knows that this is the protagonist's exclusive cheat, omniscient and omnipotent system that is popular in novels now.

It’s been a few months since I’ve worn it, and this dogbill just appeared. How can it take so long for the system in the novel to appear?

So unprofessional!

The system's current sound trembled, apparently this was the first time it had encountered such a situation.He persuaded with good words: "Please cooperate with the work."

Jiang Huaxue: "Why do you want me to cooperate with you in your work? Why don't you cooperate with me?"

"If you don't cooperate with me, my program will be reset and another program will be used to deal with you. At that time, they will deal with me differently and may hurt you."

Hehe, Jiang Huaxue has rich experience in fighting, knowing that this is to scare him, he simply ignores the system.

After a while, the system whispered, "Please go back."

Jiang Huaxue: "I don't want to go back, I already have a broad fan base here, as long as I stay a few more years, I can build my empire."

During today's live broadcast, he found that he has many, many fans.

System: "This does not conform to the plan of the multiverse control management department, please give up this unrealistic idea."

Jiang Huaxue became even more excited. Isn't this the guy who is waiting to be slapped in the face by him? Judging from the old-fashioned plot, the more the system opposes, the more successful he will be.

"Don't try to teach me how to do things," he warned.

System: "If you go back, you will become a superstar of the hottest generation in the entertainment industry, and represent China to defeat all masters and revive the Chinese Wuhun."

Jiang Huaxue: "The Chinese martial arts are full of talented people, but everyone is too indifferent to fame and fortune. Only I love fame and profit. If I really want to revive the Chinese martial arts, I am not alone."

"I still need me more here. Without my existence, human beings will be bullied by the monsters of the Qila Empire. I want to revive the glory of human beings and save human beings in the entire universe!"

System: "No, if you don't go back, no one will do things over there, and there will be big bugs..."

Jiang Huaxue: "None of my business."

system:"……"

It said aggrievedly: "If you go back, you will have a lot of money."

Jiang Huaxue: "Now I have a lot of money."

System: "Many people will love you."

Jiang Huaxue: "There are many people who love me now."

System: "Your family and friends are very worried about you."

Jiang Huaxue: "They all know that I am pursuing the Tao in my heart. Seeing that I am gone, they must think that I have already obtained the Tao, and they will only bless me."

The system cried: "...Master, please, how can I go back."

Jiang Huaxue: "Wait until I unify this cosmic plane."

system:"……"

Jiang Huaxue: "You can think about how to help me unify the universe faster. For example, when necessary, tell me about the military deployment of certain countries, combat ideas, and tell me whose bank passwords and so on."

System: "I don't have this permission."

Jiang Huaxue: "Then what authority do you have?"

System: "I can't affect the normal operation of the world, I can broadcast the weather for you, convert time difference and currency, and retrieve knowledge."

Jiang Huaxue was speechless: "You are worse than Siri."

It doesn't matter if you come late, the function is still so weak, it really depends on him to lead the flight.

He thought for a while, then asked, "Can your functions be upgraded?"

System: "Can't."

"Come on, kneel down, Siri."

"I'm not siri, I'm employee number 109 in the multiverse control management department."

Jiang Huaxue: "Understood, Siri."

The system stopped talking.

Jiang Huaxue opened his eyes, looking at Long Xi's overly gorgeous eyebrows, his heart was about to move.

How could he leave, his dream of riding a dragon to dominate the universe has not yet been realized.

And, he had bigger ideas.

Since he can come, and the system can let him go back, it doesn't seem too difficult to come and go, so it's okay...

Seeing the little mermaid in his arms looking at him with wide eyes, Long Xi was very happy.

Thinking of the problems they were about to solve, my heart was filled with passion.

Jiang Huaxue: "Long Xi, you are so hot, I don't feel well."

Why is this guy getting hot all of a sudden?Really annoying.

Long Xi immediately let go of him, and lay down on the low sofa in the room.

Jiang Huaxue: "..."

He didn't know why Long Xi was here, but it could be regarded as a pet's flattery to its owner.

He has always been a macho fan.

……

This night was an ordinary night in the universe, but it was an extraordinary and significant night in the lives of several high-level Alphas of the Human Common Alliance.

General Yun dragged his tired body tossed and tossed by Long Xi back home, and what was waiting for him was still the gentle and beautiful smile of the petite Omega.

"Honey, is the child asleep?" Admiral Yun touched Mrs. Yun's delicate face.

Madam Yun smiled shyly, "I'm already asleep."

Admiral Yun: "Okay, then we can..." He started to take off Madam Yun's clothes.

Madam Yun said loudly: "Don't worry, I want to test what Xuexue taught me today..."

"Oh, what did the mermaid teach you? On the bed..." Before Yunshang finished speaking, he felt a force pulling his hand, and then the world was turned upside down. He lay on the carpet, his shy and gentle wife , pinching his neck fiercely with both hands, as long as he exerted force, he could kill him.

Admiral Yun swallowed hard, "My wife...you..."

Madam Yun let go of her hand, jumped up and exclaimed: "Wow, I actually defeated Alpha, my God, Xuexue is so good."

Admiral Yun: "..."

Mrs. Yun also immediately called the other Omega.

"Guoguo, my experiment was successful, how about you? Wow, did it work too?"

"Qiuqiu, um, I succeeded too, wow, you are so amazing, you actually made your husband cry, hahaha."

"Didi, why haven't you tried it yet? Hurry up, oh, your husband is going to deal with the fire? Then try it when you're done with it. Hurry up, we all succeeded, you're the only one missing."

Admiral Yun was dumbfounded, what's going on?

What kind of stimulation did he and the gentle and lovely Omega wives of his colleagues receive?

Brainwashed by mermaids?

After making the phone call, Madam Yun came over to help him up, and said to him with sparkling eyes: "Husband, I was greatly touched when I saw Xuexue's heroic appearance today, and I want to be like him too."

Admiral Yun's mind was buzzing,

Like that mermaid.

What's the same?

Beat yourself up?

Yes, he is willing to be defeated by his beloved wife, whatever way he wants.

Madam Yun: "I want to gallop on the battlefield like him!"

A mouthful of water spewed out from the cloud.

"No, how could Omega go to the battlefield!"

Mrs. Yun said softly, "A mermaid is fine?"

"Look, you were thrown to the ground by me just now."

"Alpha is like that."

Admiral Yun: "..."

He regretted it, regretted it, why did he invite Long Xi and his wife to visit!

……

Jiang Huaxue and Long Xi stayed in the Human Common Alliance for a few more days, mainly for Long Xi to talk about the mass production of mechas, while Jiang Huaxue collaborated with the Internet celebrity Omega several times to record videos, and released a series of " Teach you to defeat Alpha in [-] seconds" short video, popular on the human network.

This video is very useful.

Human Alphas who originally liked the little mermaid felt bitter in their hearts.

Some of the Alpha fans who had been hurt too much turned black, ran to the netizens of the Qila Empire to hug each other for warmth, and were severely ridiculed.

Jiang Huaxue: "Siri, how much did my video click rate increase today?"

Employee No. 109 of the multiverse control management department said aggrievedly: "Add 5600 million."

Jiang Huaxue: "Very good."

No. 109: "Have you changed your mind today?"

Jiang Huaxue: "No, you can serve me until the day I become emperor."

No. 109: "Then hurry up..."

Jiang Huaxue confidently squeezed out a drink. Now that he has "surrendered" Long Xi and has the Golden Finger system, everything is really ready, only the land is owed.

It's a pity that his geography is not very good, and he hasn't found a territory that can be governed by him single-handedly.

Long Xi has always been very courteous to him these past few days, serving him in various ways to eat and sleep, and now to give him extra lessons.

"So, in that battle, I defeated the Third Dynasty of Humanity, the most powerful country in the universe at that time, and the remaining humans formed a common human alliance in a small star field." Long Xi explained expressionlessly.

Jiang Huaxue: "Yeah, the after-school exercise in the textbook is, what does it mean when you touched the tip of your nose at the end of the war?"

Long Xi: "Forget... the nose is dusty?"

Jiang Huaxue flipped through the reference answers and read: "The book says that touching the nose is a provocative gesture of the Dragon Clan. You are announcing that anyone is welcome to challenge you."

Long Xi: "...It seems that the one who compiled the title knows more about the Dragon Clan than I do."

He didn't know that the gestures of the Dragon Clan had special meanings.

Suddenly, Long Xi's communicator sounded a strange scream.

His face changed.

This is the exclusive sound for the highest level of combat.

He connected immediately.

"Hey, Marshal, a large number of Zergs have appeared outside Fort Will. We have exhausted all our strength and can last for three days. Please come back soon!"

Long Xi asked in a deep voice: "Didn't I ask someone to bring two mermaids here?"

"Is the singing of the mermaid useful?"

The general who stayed over there hesitated slightly: "It should be useful. When only a few Zergs appeared at the beginning, the two mermaids went out and sang songs, and the Zerg's movements slowed down."

"But after tens of millions of Zerg appeared, they were so scared that they only dared to cry in the room."

"We played the singing of the mermaid, but it could only slow down the movements of tens of millions of Zerg."

Long Xi's face was serious.

Jiang Huaxue closed the textbook and thought excitedly: Isn't this his stage?

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The number one expert in the world, Prince Shadow Guard Xie Nan came 1000 years later.

The strange system requires him to enter the entertainment industry to complete certain necessary tasks.

He refused, and took advantage of his own skills and work experience to find a job as a security guard at a pig farm.

Accidentally rescued the rich second-generation Zhao Yi who was kidnapped to a pigsty, and lost his job because of this, and became an extra actor in the film and television city.

Zhao Yi: The best way to repay an actor is to make him popular.

Xie Nan: I'm not an actor, I just work part-time for a salary of 500 yuan a day!

Zhao Yi: Okay, I like your attitude very much, let me give you another resource.

Xie Nan: ...

It's not that he doesn't want to refuse, it's that Mr. Zhao's salary is too high, he just wants to earn some money to retire, after all he doesn't buy social security.

Because he wanted to make money, he participated in the draft and at the same time defeated Japanese aikido masters in a low-key manner, kicked the No.

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