The scum of crossing the villain

Zuo Zhe held the mobile phone in one hand, squeezed the half-disabled mouse in the other hand, looked at the transparent panel that appeared in the void with black lines all over his face, and a crisp voice echoed in his mind from time to time.

[System: The main task is to ensure that the protagonist Yin Luo passes through the seven cities safely.

side quests open

Sub-quest 1: Overthrow Zisha City Lord Zisha

Target name: Violet

Sex: Male

Age: (system calculation)

Occupation: Lord of Zisha City

Rank: Tier [-] Wuzong

...]

The corner of Zuo Zhe's mouth twitched as he looked at the rows of cheerful characters introducing Zisha's information, and tens of thousands of grass-mud horses galloped past the Gobi Desert.He just made a phone call, who can explain to him what kind of trouble is going on now!

[System: There is still half a month before Yin Luo appears, dear, hurry up] Oh peat!

Zuo Zhe gritted his teeth and stared at the mighty, majestic and extremely familiar city gate not far away, because Zisha City was the first city he wrote about. At that time, he described Zisha City in great detail. A copper nail was also written on it.

(The city wall of Zisha City is three feet high. The soil is mixed with sheep blood and rice soup and then fired. The whole city wall has a faint cold light, which is hard enough to sharpen an axe. In the middle of the city wall is a door with 81 copper nails. The dark purple city gate looks extremely mighty from a distance.

——from "No Return")

Abnormally mighty... The corners of Zuo Zhe's mouth twitched, how vulgar is unusually good!Now he began to wonder how he wrote such a vulgar city gate in the first place. He felt very cool when he was imagining it, but when he actually appeared in front of his eyes, he felt vulgar no matter how he looked at it.

But that's not the point, the point is why he appeared here, huh!

Zuo Zhe once again looked at the guards holding spears on one left and one on the right. Both their costumes and weapons were exactly the same as those he had described in "No Return".Zuo Zhe took two steps back and murmured in a low voice: "I must have been obsessed with organizing and customizing. Everything now is a dream, a dream!"

[System: After the branch task is generated, the player will be replaced with equipment after three seconds.

3, 2, 1...]

Zuo Zhe silently looked at the white robe on his body. He raised his hand holding the mouse and stretched out a finger to hook open the skirt. What caught his eye was the legendary white underclothes. If he ticked again, it was still white. Continue to tick, okay, Inside is his body...

Zuo Zhe slowly put down his hand, only to see blue veins appearing slowly on his forehead, and then Zuo Zhe slammed the mouse on the ground and said angrily: "TMD! Are you playing time travel! Where is my light gray hooded sweater suit?" What about suits! What about outfits! What about!"

[System: The player's own equipment mouse falls off, the system automatically receives it, and it will be received in three seconds.

3, 2, 1...]

Zuo Zhe watched helplessly as the broken mouse on the ground disappeared after a three-second countdown, and then fell to the ground in tears, damn, I'm guarding the wireless that the computer snapped up!System, you bastard who kills thousands of knives!

[System: Being maliciously attacked by players, calculating favorability...

The favorability calculation is completed, the calculation result: -∞]

"!!!"

Zuo Zhe has been irritable for a long time at the same place and finally has to accept the fact that he has time-traveled. For Zuo Zhe, who has read countless articles on the Internet and also writes articles himself, it is of course a joy to enjoy a time-travel, but the premise It's because he didn't get into the book he just finished, and he didn't have that disgusting broken voice that kept refreshing in his head.

He doesn't even want to take on Shenma's main quest and side quests? "No Return" was written by him, and the characters in the plot were also set by him. The ending of the protagonist and Chi Yan dying together is also a certainty. Let him escort the protagonist with all the villains?What a joke!The villains in his works are better than the perverts!Maybe he can be instantly killed by Zi Sha just as soon as he makes a move!

Think of him as an amateur writer who hasn't graduated from college, if he can't write well, he can use it to prostitute?Even if he is crooked, you can't treat him like this, right?No, that's not the point, the point is that he hasn't, had, talked about, ever been in a relationship!Let an inexperienced person go whoring those villains and scumbags, what kind of trouble is going to happen, you bastard!And it's a character created by him, no matter how you look at it, don't you think it's awkward!Also, Brother System, stop playing with me, let me go home dear!I will definitely make you look mighty, domineering, cool and handsome in my writing!

[System: Received a strong call from the player

Tip: Complete all tasks and return to the portal to open it. ] "..."

Zuo Zhe lowered his head, his long black hair fell to his chest along with his movements, Zuo Zhe tugged at it, the tingling pain on his scalp was very real, finally he put down his hand, and feebly stuffed the phone into the large robe .

Although he didn't know why the effort of making a phone call was passed here, but he still couldn't forget the negative scores and long comments on the computer screen that had been brushed into high-rise buildings under the glare of lightning before crossing. In front of his eyes, the words "Wanbai" sometimes turned into an S shape, and sometimes turned into a B shape.In the end, Zuo Zhe burst into tears, so he said, is this the result of being cursed by the readers?

...Who would believe it?

Zuo Zhe sniffed, clutching his trembling little heart, and finally took the first step in life towards Zi Sha City.

As the city gate got closer, Zuo Zhe began to recall the Zisha City he described at the beginning.Among the seven cities, Zisha City is the only city that does not receive city fees. The reason is not other than that the owner of Zisha City is only at the level of a fourth-rank Martial Ancestor. For a ruthless character, at most, he can only be among the ranks of masters.

It stands to reason that Zi Sha, who only has the fourth-level force, is not qualified to sit on the seat of the city lord, but his father, the former Zi Sha city lord, exploded and died when he advanced.The former Zisha City Lord's death was so sudden that everyone was caught off guard. Fortunately, the loyalty and force value of the former Zisha City Lord's confidants were high enough, so Zisha did not suffer too much when he took the position of City Lord. doubts.

Zi Sha knew that his current strength was not enough, so in order to avoid being attacked by high-ranking high-ranking powers, he had no choice but to temporarily stop collecting entry fees and cancel some insignificant restrictions in the city. advanced.

The reason why Zisha targeted Yin Luo was to get the treasure box in his hand. It was rumored that the things in the treasure box would be of great help to his practice. In addition, Yin Luo was only a fourth-rank Martial Sect now, so he was eager to advance Naturally, Zi Sha would not let Yin Luo go.

As for what's in the treasure box...

Zuo Zhe picked out his ears calmly, but he didn't know it himself, because he didn't think about what should be in the treasure box at first.In the later stage, Zuo Zhe didn't intend to expose the contents of the treasure box because of that disgusting negative long comment. Anyway, the protagonist is going to die, so it doesn't matter if he knows about that shit or not.

So, Zuo Zhe was upset again, he should have written out the contents of the treasure box when he knew that he would travel through time, so as to save himself from knowing everything about this crucial thing!

Entering Zisha City, it is exactly as he described in "No Return", because Zisha City is the only city among the seven cities that does not receive city fees, so compared with the other six cities, Zisha City is much more prosperous.

Crowds can be seen everywhere on the streets paved with bluestone slabs, and many vendors are shouting for the goods in their hands.Because Zisha, the owner of Zisha City, is a martial artist, you can find all kinds of weapons, common internal skills and other things in the city. As for the magic scepter, you have to go to the largest shop in Zisha City to find it.

In the seven cities, the rules of each city are different. Take the name of the city owner as an example. Some cities follow the name of the city, such as Zisha in Zisha City and Chiyan in Chiyan City, while others are There is no need to inherit, the city owner can call himself whatever his real name is.

On the contrary, because Zisha canceled some restrictions, the citizens and guards of Zisha City are relatively friendly to foreigners. It can be said that Zisha City is the easiest place to enter and survive among the seven cities.

Standing on the bustling street, Zuo Zhe looked bewildered.Next... what should he do?

At this time, the protagonist Yin Luo is still on his way to Zisha City. To be precise, he has just left, and there is still a thousand miles away from here, so Zuo Zhe only mentioned in the article that Zisha is planning to arrest Yin Luo. There is no specific description of what Zi Sha is doing at all.

Thinking of the idiotic words I wrote in the article, "Yin Luo drove for more than half a month, and finally arrived at Zisha City, one of the seven cities." Zuo Zhe once again leaked inside, why he was lazy at the beginning!Will I die if I carefully write down what Zisha has been doing for the past half month?die?!

Just as Zuo Zhe was doing self-reflection in his heart, the city residents/immigrant population who were shopping dodged to the sides one after another. Everyone bowed their heads obediently, and no one spoke aloud.Immediately afterwards, two teams of men in purple and black guard uniforms held spears and lined up at the front of the crowd on both sides, all with solemn expressions.

Zuo Zhe stared blankly at the people scattered on both sides, his brain froze.

...is this the case of God?Is the emperor on tour?No, there is no country or emperor in the Red Earth Continent, only...

Zuo Zhe suddenly opened his eyes wide and looked at the person who was gradually approaching him.

The visitor was dressed in a light purple robe, wearing a purple crown jade, with a slender figure, sword eyebrows and star eyes, the corners of the mouth on the angular face were slightly raised, a half-smile, his right hand was slightly clenched into a fist and parked in the middle of the abdomen, blowing with the wind The swinging robe glowed with golden light.

[System: The target character of side mission 1 appears, side mission 1 is in progress and the mission is successful: transfer to the next city

Mission failed: Exploding Chrysanthemum]

Zuo Zhe: ... Damn!