The scum of crossing the villain

After listening to the white cat's narration, Zuo Zhe realized that the white cat, like him, also came from transmigration.Coincidentally, except for the city, he and the white cat are the same regardless of age or country.The only difference is that the body of the white cat is a cat that is bigger than a palm. By the way, the white cat is the ninth oldest in the family, so Zuo Zhe called him the little nine.Xiaojiu's family is all demon cultivators, but Xiaojiu has the lowest mana in the family, and being able to barely transform into a human body is already his greatest ability.

In the past, Zuo Zhe would have listened to things like demon cultivators and would have never taken them seriously. But since he came to the Red Earth Continent, Zuo Zhe felt that even if A Piao appeared in front of him, it would not be surprising.The world is so big, nothing is absolute.

According to Xiao Jiu, he could transform into a human body, but since he inexplicably transmigrated to the Red Earth Continent, he turned into a real body, and no one can see him, let alone hear him speak, so it is discovered that Zuo Zhe can not only see He could still hear Xiao Jiu being so excited after he spoke.

Xiao Jiu transmigrated here ten days ago, only five days later than Zuo Zhe, and the refresh location is the Lord's Mansion of Lanling City, but Xiao Jiu has not received the so-called system task, and even why he appears here have no idea.

"What were you doing before you came here?"

"Hmm..." Xiao Jiu squatted on the round wooden table, and rubbed her chin with her fleshy front paws, "I'm writing a comment... no, it's building a floor, I just replied to a few comments below , I appeared here before the submission of the little chrysanthemum was finished."

A strange look flashed across Zuo Zhe's face. For some reason, he remembered the towering high-rise building with negative scores. "What comment?"

"It's "Not Returning"," Xiao Jiu said weakly, "I think those who got negative scores went too far, so I wrote a long review. As soon as I posted it, many people said I was a fan of brains. How can it be a fan of brains? Is the author really good at writing? I was so angry that I attacked back, and I was put here before I got rid of my anger. Now maybe big brother and they are still looking for me all over the world. I want to go back Home oh oh oh~"

...Cats can also read articles and write long comments?Zuo Zhe's three views were once again refreshed.

Seeing the howling Xiao Jiu, Zuo Zhe hesitated whether to comfort him or not. After all, it was probably because of the long comment that Xiao Jiu came across suddenly. Anyway, he and Xiao Jiu are also in the same boat... right?

"By the way," Xiao Jiu, who was lying on the table and rolling around, suddenly sat up and said seriously, "Maybe you don't know? This is the Red Earth Continent of "No Return". We didn't travel to another world, but to It’s in the book. Have you read “No Return”? It’s written in disillusionment.”

Sorry, Xiaosheng is the disillusionment in your mouth...

"But I'm almost disillusioned with him," Xiao Jiu said without waiting for Zuo Zhe to speak. What, why did I create such a pervert! I have been here for ten days, and that pervert changes male favorites every day. It’s okay to change male favorites, but he still can’t get hard, and the result is that he freezes people. I’m almost turning black on fans of disillusionment Already!"

"...You are amazing for squatting there every day."

Zuo Zhe really wants to say that he is also about to become disillusioned with cats, can you imagine a palm-sized kitten squatting on the table and discussing the villain in his own novel with you?Can you imagine a cat looking up at 45 degrees for a blowjob?Zuo Zhe found that since he traveled into "No Return", he has encountered all kinds of strange things.

"Do you think I'm willing to squat there and watch?" Xiao Jiu said angrily, "I can't step out of that door at all, it's like setting up an enchantment and being forced to watch the erotic palace. Can I hurt... wait, you How did you bring me out?"

... Dear, how long did your reflex arc take to realize this problem?

Zuo Zhe twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "The one that came out of the hand."

"Of course I know that you walked out with your hands. My stomach is still uncomfortable!" Xiao Jiu waved his paws and said, "Didn't you feel the enchantment? Are you really a space magician? Nima is Mao You have such heaven-defying skills in transmigrating, and I can only be an invisible cat that no one else can see? This is unscientific! It’s too partial!"

Zuo Zhe looked at Xiaojiu in silence for a while, then turned and walked towards the bed, his enthusiasm for meeting fellow travelers at the beginning had cooled down.He thought he could learn something useful from Xiaojiu's mouth, but in the end he found nothing except the comments about not returning. He should have known that the system would not suddenly change its nature and treat him so well, and now he doesn't want to know Xiaojiu came here. The reason is gone.

Now Zuo Zhe has finally realized the truth of that sentence - he always has to pay back when he comes out to mess around.This is what he owes Yin Luo.

Xiao Jiu muttered to herself for a long time, but when she looked up, she found that Zuo Zhe had already been lying on the bed.So Xiao Jiu landed on Zuo Zhe's chest precisely with two jumps, "What's your name? How did you pass through? Do you know the plot of "No Return"? Since you are a space magician, why don't you tear it apart?" Will space take me back together? My whole family will thank you."

Zuo Zhe stared at the sky and said flatly: "First, my name is Zuo Zhe; second, I don't know how to dress; third, I know the plot of "No Return" by heart; fourth, I am not... ..." Zuo Zhe paused and said, "I thank your whole family, but I'm not, so don't count on me."

"Why does the last sentence sound so awkward," Xiao Jiu muttered.It took two steps forward, pressed against Zuo Zhe's chin, and lowered its voice, "You're not a space magician, are you? I knew you weren't that powerful. I've watched "No Return" twice, but I still haven't seen it." Who has such incredible skills. So you were fooling Jialan before? What happened to your cell phone? Lend me to make a call. As long as I can contact my elder brother, he will definitely find a way to save me .”

Zuo Zhe's chin was tickled by Xiao Jiu's fluff. He rubbed the back of Xiao Jiu's neck with two fingers and threw it aside, saying coldly: "Do you think there will be signals in this place? Also, do you have fleas on your body? Don't go there. I put it together."

"Wow! You have fleas, your whole family has fleas! Bastard!"

The answer to Xiaojiu was a quick turnaround.Zuo Zhe still remembered that it was evening when he was first teleported here, but now it was completely dark.He thought he wouldn't have to put on an inscrutable facial paralysis without facing Zisha, but he accidentally became a high-level demon cultivator, so he had to continue to pretend.Zuo Zhe let out a faint sigh, it's really hard to be yourself these days...

Xiao Jiu rolled on the bed for a while but saw that Zuo Zhe ignored him, so he jumped on Zuo Zhe's arm again: "Anyway, we both came from the same world, can you stop being so indifferent? Talk to me Hey, I haven't talked to anyone for ten days and it suffocated me. Speaking of which, your whipping technique just now was so sharp that you actually volleyed Jialan directly. Do you think Jialan will be like Yin Luo? Putting you under house arrest like that? If you want me to say that Yin Luo is really good enough, didn’t you just beat Jia Lan a few times? You even got into trouble with Jia Lan. Suppress it, otherwise I would have given up writing a long time ago. A domineering and handsome little shou like Yin Luo, even Chi Yan is not qualified to suppress him, no CP is king!"

...It seems that "No Return" abuses Yin Luo from the beginning to the end, where is the domineering?Also, "Who told you he was subject?"

"Meow?" Xiao Jiu hopped in front of Zuo Zhe and said very purely, "Yin Luo is attacking?"

"That's right," Zuo Zhe affirmed.If Yin Luo was suffering, he really couldn't bear to be abused like this.

Xiao Jiu was dull for a while and said cheerfully: "I just said how could a domineering person like Yin Luo be a shou, a proper attack! Then people like Jia Lan are not worthy of him, although two attacks When you meet, you must have a shou, but these seven city lords are the best among perverts. A domineering attack like Yin Luo should be matched with a white lotus shou. It's so warm and caring! Zuo Zhe, why don't you take Jialan away? Come on, you see that your whip technique is so good, you should be worthy of the queen when you shake the M attack! And our cute master can escape the catastrophe, the best of both worlds, no matter what, just accept it."

"...Do you think you can collect the cabbage in the supermarket if you want?" Zuo Zhe said with black lines on his face, "Also, who told you that I have accepted it? No, I am not from that way!"

Xiao Jiu was stunned for a moment, then she blinked her big round eyes and grinned: "Don't hide it, I knew you were in our circle the first time I saw you, admit it, I won't laugh at you."

"...Brother, house, en!"

Zuo Zhe patted Xiao Jiu on the wall with a whimper, and then fell to the ground in a miserable state.

Xiaojiu children's shoes, it turns out that there is a price to pay for flicking the beard on Tsundere Shou's head ╮(╯▽╰)╭————

Jialan's bedroom is a three-entry room, a round wooden table is placed in the center of the outermost room, and a low pear wood couch is placed on the wall opposite the door, covered with a fiery red soft cushion. There is also a pair of carved white jade tea set on it.At this time, Jia Lan, who was wearing a light blue robe, was reclining on the low couch with a lazy expression, and the unique white light of Ye Mingzhu illuminated the room clearly.

After a while, a man covered in black robes appeared outside without a sound and knelt on the ground, "I want to report to the city lord, that man has already rested."

"Oh?" Jialan raised her brows and said lazily, "Did you find anything?"

The man hesitated for a moment and told Jialan everything he heard on the roof.

"Zuo Zhe? No return? Supermarket? Cabbage? Shou? Gewuen? What's the meaning of this?"

The man lowered his body a little and respectfully said: "I report to the city lord, my subordinates don't know."

Jialan flicked a few cases with her fingertips, her expression was inexplicable, and after a while she said slowly: "Well, it seems useless, has it been discovered?"

"I report to the city lord, there is none."

Jia Lan chuckled lightly and said, "You don't even know the person who is talking to him, how dare you say nothing to me?"

"The city lord forgives the sin."

Jia Lan waved her hand and said, "It's your ability not to be caught. Go, move the things inside to the storage room. Order it, don't send anyone here in the near future."

"Yes, City Lord!"

Jialan narrowed her eyes half-closed her mouth, "Zuo Zhe..."