The scum of crossing the villain

Zuo Zhe staggered and almost fell to the ground.Now not only the corners of his mouth are twitching, but his whole body is twitching, okay?What kind of trouble is going to be caused by the direct vision of these frightening lightning strikes, you bastard!

"Little Brother Zuo!" Yin Luo threw away the dog's tail flower in his hand, quickly got up and went straight to Zuo Zhe, and said in a pitiful tone, "Where did you go? I can't find you when I wake up, and I can't find the big villain either. I thought you didn't want me anymore."

Come on!Long live!How can the domineering protagonist suddenly turn into a fool!Wait online!Very urgent!

"Brother Xiao Zuo, why don't you speak? Did Xiao Luo do something wrong? Brother Xiao Zuo, don't ignore Xiao Luo, okay? Xiao Luo must listen to Brother Xiao Zuo in the future, don't leave Xiao Luo anymore, okay? Okay? There are a lot of bad guys here, Ronaldinho is afraid."

What should I do if the amount of information is too large to digest?

"Little Brother Zuo..." Seeing that Zuo Zhe remained silent, the corners of Yin Luo's mouth pulled down, looking like he was about to cry.

Zuo Zhe pinched the center of his eyebrows, and suddenly felt that one head was bigger than two.He was already ready to be kicked out by Yin Luo, but in the end there was such a dramatic reversal, it was really... so ruthless, shameless and unreasonable!

"Grumble-"

Zuo Zhe silently stared at Yin Luo's stomach, "Are you hungry?"

Yin Luo clutched his stomach and nodded desperately.

Zuo Zhe looked at the bedroom behind Yin Luo, "No food?"

"No, I've searched everything." Yin Luo curled his lips, how pitiful and aggrieved he was.

Zuo Zhe was silent, logically speaking, as the lord of a city, Yin Luo would have some fresh pastries and fruits in his bedroom, but Yin Luo's huge main courtyard didn't even have any food, which seemed unreasonable.

"Grumble-"

Zuo Zhe let out a sigh, and said in resignation, "Is there a kitchen here?"

"Yes," Yin Luo stretched out his hand and pointed to a corner, "That's it, but there's no food in it."

"Let's go and see if there are any materials to make something to eat."

Hearing this, Yin Luo said with surprise on his face: "Little Brother Zuo, do you want to cook for me?"

Zuo Zhe glanced at Yin Luo's growling stomach in disgust and said, "Your stomach is too noisy."

Yin Luo hurriedly covered his stomach and smiled shyly.

Zuo Zhe shook his body and walked to the kitchen first. He felt that Yin Luo's expression was a little panicked.

Seeing this, Yin Luo hurriedly followed, not forgetting to hold his thunderous stomach.Neither of them knew that at this time, the horses were out of control and there was a mess outside, which even alarmed Yao Zhan who had already rested.

Because it was late at night, the kitchen was not lit, and it was completely dark. Zuo Zhe took out two crystal jades that came out of his room and placed them on a high place, and the kitchen that was dark before suddenly brightened up.

Zuo Zhe looked around in the kitchen, but was disappointed to find that there was nothing to eat, only some flour and eggs.It's right to think about it, Yin Luo is the lord of the city, and the meals must be freshly made every day. Even if they can't finish them, the servants will dispose of them in time, so there will be no leftovers.

"Xiao Luo comes here to look for food every day, but he can't find it every day."

"every day?"

"Yeah!" Yin Luo nodded, "I wake up very hungry every day."

Zuo Zhe looked surprised, "Don't you eat during the day?"

"Daytime?" Yin Luo looked bewildered, "Xiao Luo wakes up every day at night, daytime...daytime...Xiao Luo gets sleepy when he reaches Mao."

Zuo Zhe was startled suddenly, he looked Yin Luo up and down, feeling astonished.He wondered why Yin Luo not only acted like a stranger when he teleported to Xuanming City that day, but also wanted to kill him, why he slipped over tonight and suddenly lost his IQ.If what Yin Luo said is true, then can he think that Yin Luo in the daytime and Yin Luo in the evening are completely two people, oh no, they are two personalities.

Ha ha.

Is there anything more fucked up than the protagonist's fine score? !

"Little...Little Brother Zuo, what's wrong with you?"

Zuo Zhe smiled, showing his white teeth.During the day, you love to answer Xiaosheng, but at night, Xiaosheng should make you unattainable, Sao Nian? !

Yin Luo swallowed hard, and took two steps back in fear, "Brother Xiao Zuo, don't be angry, Xiao Luo is not hungry anymore, not at all."

"Grumble-"

Ha ha.

Zuo Zhe silently raised his hand.

Yin Luo held his head reflexively and said in fear: "Brother Zuo, I was wrong, I shouldn't have lied, don't hit me—"

Zuo Zhe twitched the corners of his mouth, gritted his teeth while snoring on Yin Luo's head as if venting his anger, and said, "Come on, tell brother what you do when you wake up at night."

"Look... find something to eat."

"..." What the hell can you do besides eat? !

Zuo Zhe's question seemed to have stepped on Yin Luo's sore spot, and he said like he was pouring beans: "Brother Zuo, there are good and bad people here, you don't leave me any food, and you don't tell me where you are. When I woke up, I searched everywhere and couldn’t find you. The people here know how to kneel down, and when you ask them, they will keep saying that the subordinates should die. It’s so abominable! I killed them all when I got angry.”

"..." Your IQ has regressed to five years old, is it really okay to kill people casually?

Seeing Zuo Zhe's ugly face, Yin Luo shrank his neck and whispered: "I... I didn't mean to kill them, so I just shook my hand, really! Just shook them, and they were all dead. Brother Zuo ,I did not do it on purpose."

"What did you do with those bodies?"

"I didn't move at all," Yin Luo quickly waved his hands, "At that time, there were corpses all over the yard, and there were many people walking outside. I was afraid, so I ran to the room and hid, and then I fell asleep for some reason. When I woke up, the bodies were gone, and there was no one in the yard."

Zuo Zhe frowned. According to this, it is very likely that Yin Luo ordered people to clean up those corpses during the day. As for the lack of guards in the main courtyard, Yin Luo probably ordered them. The matter of points has yet to be verified.But so what if you find out?Ordinary people would not believe in such mysterious things, let alone with Yin Luo's current temperament, he would only hold back by himself.

Seeing that Zuo Zhe didn't speak, Yin Luo tugged at the corner of his clothes and said cautiously, "Little Brother Zuo, are you still angry?"

"I'm not angry," Zuo Zhe looked at the flour and eggs he had dug out, and decided to make an egg pancake for Yin Luo. He has lived alone in this world for many years, and it is not difficult for him to make some simple food.

"Brother Zuo, what are you doing?"

"I haven't eaten right now, so I'll make you an omelette to satisfy your hunger."

Yin Luo's eyes lit up, and he said happily, "Thank you little brother Zuo! Little brother Zuo, can I help?"

Zuo Zhe pointed to the wooden bench beside him and said, "Just sit there and wait."

"it is good!"

Yin Luo obediently walked to the wooden bench and sat down, resting his hands on his cheeks and watching Zuo Zhe busy without blinking.

Scooping noodles, beating eggs, and kneading noodles, when Zuo Zhe was ready and walked to the stove, he was in Sparta in an instant.He doesn't know how to make a fire! ! ! !Why is there no induction cooker and gas stove in this era!The reason is to burn firewood!It's hard for a clever man to cook without fire! ! !

Seeing Zuo Zhe staring at the stove in a daze, Yin Luo wondered, "What's the matter, Brother Zuo?"

"No, nothing." Isn't it just a pile of firewood?Lighting a fire will definitely not trouble Xiaosheng!

Zuo Zhe put the reconciled noodles on the stove and squatted down.I stuffed a few thick firewood into the fire pit, and then I turned out the fire pocket, blowing out the sparks and putting it under the firewood as shown in the TV series.

However, 5 minute passed.

10 minutes passed.

A quarter of an hour passed.

Except for a pile of green smoke, half of the firewood was not lit. The Nima TV series is indeed a lie!

Zuo Zhe was choked by the smoke and couldn't help coughing, tears burst into tears, and he was in an unspeakable embarrassment.Yin Luo, who was on the side, was also suffocated, so he simply moved to Zuo Zhe's side, "Brother Zuo, let me blow it up for you, it won't be uncomfortable."

So Zuo Zhe watched helplessly as Yin Luo blew a big breath into the smoking fire pit, and then the pile of firewood burst into flames...burned...

Protagonist, you are actually the reincarnation of a blower!

"Wow! It's hot! Brother Xiaozuo is hot! Xiao Luo's blowing, isn't it very powerful!"

"..." Leave me alone, I want Jing Jing, don't ask me who Jing Jing is.

"Brother Zuo, many people have entered the yard."

Not long after Yin Luo finished speaking, there was a sound of hasty footsteps, Zuo Zhe secretly exclaimed that it was too bad, he might have been found out about his sneaking.Zuo Zhe pondered for a while, then leaned into Yin Luo's ear and whispered a few words.

The breath belonging to Zuo Zhe was blowing in his ears, and Yin Luo felt half of his body was unconscious, as if there were countless ants climbing, it was numb, very strange, but comfortable, and his whole body was light.

After Zuo Zhe finished speaking, he saw Yin Luo's dull face, but the smile on the corner of his mouth seemed silly, so he patted the back of his head angrily and said angrily, "Did you hear what I just said!"

Yin Luo turned his head with a dazed expression.

Zuo Zhe gritted his teeth for a while, and had no choice but to grab Yin Luo's ear and say it again.This time Yin Luo didn't dare to be distracted, and after listening to it, he quickly covered his red ears and said seriously: "Little Brother Zuo, don't worry, I will drive the bad guys away."

"..." I don't feel at ease at all.

Yin Luo stood up and adjusted his somewhat messy inner clothes and walked out of the kitchen according to Zuo Zhe's instructions. At this time, dozens of guards holding torches stood in the main courtyard, illuminating the dim courtyard brightly.Yin Luo took a few steps forward, recognized Yao Zhan who was hovering at the door of his dormitory at a glance, and immediately became furious.He clearly remembered that it was this person who grabbed him back then, caused him so much pain, and also separated him from Xiaozuo brother for so long!

Yin Luo rushed a few steps angrily, and the guards guarding the courtyard felt a strong murderous aura coming from behind, and when they turned around to see who came, they all knelt on the ground in fright and shouted: "See the city lord! "

Yin Luo was taken aback by the sudden shout, stopped abruptly, and finally remembered Zuo Zhe's previous instructions.At this time, Yao Zhan also quickly walked up to Yin Luo and bowed respectfully: "See the city lord!"

Yin Luo had a stern face, as if I was very upset, he didn't even look at Yao Zhan, he just said a word coldly, "Get out."

Yao Zhan was stunned, and hurriedly cupped his hands and said: "Forgive me, the city lord, I just didn't know why some people drugged the mansion's flattery, those horses..."

"roll!"

Everyone, including Yao Zhan, shook their bodies together, hurriedly walked a few steps tremblingly and said: "The city lord forgives the sin, and the subordinates will leave after this."

Yin Luo put his hands behind his back and remained indifferent.

Seeing this, everyone didn't dare to stay any longer, they hurriedly got up and ran out of the main courtyard as if fleeing.

After everyone left, Yin Luo trotted back to the kitchen to claim credit: "Brother Zuo, I drove away all the bad guys! Brother Zuo taught me so well that those people were too scared to speak."

"..." How dare you put on a face like the king of Hades who dares to speak?Tired of living by yourself?

Zuo Zhe added a few sticks of firewood to the fire pit, set up the iron pan, brushed a layer of oil, and when it was boiling hot, poured in the noodles that had been reconciled in advance, and then beat an egg to spread evenly on the surface, and asked in his mouth: "How about you?" I didn't ask you, how long have you been awake?"

"Hmm..." Yin Luo tilted his head and thought for a while, then counted on his fingers, and then said, "It's almost two months."

two months?Zuo Zhe frowned. In this way, Yin Luo was divided after the city was built.It's no wonder, if he had been finely divided from the beginning, Jin Zhi would have discovered it long ago and told him in advance.But how could Yin Luo be so smart, it's really unbelievable.

"Little left brother..."

"Ok?"

"Mum... mush, it stinks."

"..." Zuo Zhe flipped the omelette over in a hurry, and suddenly saw a piece of black and yellow.

...Are the firewood of this era so self-willed?Do you want to be so exuberant, mouthhu!

Zuo Zhe took out the failed product with a black face and was about to throw it away and make it again, but was snatched by Yin Luo, who was quick-eyed and quick-handed, "Little Brother Zuo, what are you doing! It's obviously edible!"

After speaking, he was afraid that Zuo Zhe would not believe him, so he took two big bites, and his entire cheeks were bulging.

"Good time!"

"...can be redone."

Yin Luo immediately shook his head like a rattle, and waited until he swallowed the omelet in his mouth before saying loudly: "This is the first food my brother Zuo made for me, don't let it go to waste!"

"..." Sao Nian suddenly wanted to send you a little red flower.

Yin Luo quickly ate the burnt omelette in his hand, touched his stomach, and said shyly, "Brother Zuo, I want more."

Zuo Zhe froze for a moment, then said helplessly, "Wait."

This time Zuo Zhe didn't dare to bake the omelette for too long, and turned it over frequently, so it didn't get muddy at all.

Yin Luo ate two more in a row, and finally rubbed his stomach contentedly, "It's delicious."

Zuo Zhe smiled. Thinking about it, Yin Luo had a hard time during this time. He was only five years old with an IQ, and when he woke up, he found himself in an unfamiliar environment, and he had to be hungry every day. It was quite pitiful.

"Brother Zuo, let's get out of here. There are so many bad people here, I'm afraid."

"Not for now," Zuo Zhe refused, "I still have important things to do, so I can't leave for now."

"Oh," Yin Luo nodded, "Then I'll accompany little brother Zuo."

Zuo Zhe couldn't help laughing, and suddenly had a thought that it would be fine if Yin Luo was like this all the time.

Zuo Zhe tidied the kitchen back to its original state and decided not to stay any longer, so he said to Yin Luo, "I have to go back first, you should hurry back to your room."

"Don't!" Yin Luo hugged Zuo Zhe's arm, "Little Brother Zuo, don't go, don't leave me."

Zuo Zhe pinched the center of his brows, suddenly felt a headache, "I still have things to do, be obedient, huh?"

"No, no, I want to be with you!"

"I'll come to you tomorrow and cook for you, huh?"

"do not want!"

"..." I really want to beat someone up!

Zuo Zhe took a deep breath, and was about to say something harsh, but suddenly remembered that he was restricted from going anywhere now, and he couldn't get close to Yin Luo during the day.He stared at Yin Luo for a while, and suddenly he had a plan.

Zuo Zhe fooled Yin Luo with a bunch of irrelevant reasons, then told Yin Luo, and finally patted Yin Luo on the shoulder and said solemnly: "You must come to me when you wake up, can I Get out from under the noses of those bad guys and look at you."

Yin Luo nodded heavily, and said with a serious face: "Don't worry, Brother Zuo, I will come to you immediately when I wake up tomorrow, and scare away those bad guys for you!"

Zuo Zhe smiled contentedly, sent Yin Luo back to his room, and walked all the way back to his courtyard.

At this time, the horses were no longer in the yard, most of them were taken away, the yard was in disarray, and even the gate of the yard was damaged by the horses, making it a mess.

As soon as Zuo Zhefu stepped into the courtyard, he was spotted by sharp-eyed guards.

"Young Master Zuo is back! Hurry up and report to the Chief Supervisor!"

"Master Zuo, where did you go? Tell the subordinates to wait and find it!"

Zuo Zhe curled his lips and ignored him. Before he had walked a few steps, he had a face-to-face meeting with Yao Zhan who came out of the room.

Yao Zhan looked at Zuo Zhe and said coldly, "Where did Mr. Zuo go? Why didn't you bring a few guards with you? If something goes wrong, I won't be able to explain it to City Lord Jinzhi!"

Zuo Zhe took a step back, pretending to be overly frightened and said: "I heard a confusion in my deep sleep, and when I opened the door, I saw that a lot of horses broke in. I was afraid of getting hurt, so I ran out and hid."

"Oh? There are many guards here, how can you hurt Mr. Zuo?"

"At that time, there were too many horses and it was too chaotic. Everyone was busy controlling the crazy horses. Before Jin Zhi left, he told me not to cause trouble to Director Yao, so that the guards would not be distracted from taking care of me. I was injured only slightly and disturbed the city lord. It's not good."

Yao Zhan was silent for a while. He didn't expect Zuo Zhe to be so cunning that he moved out the two city lords. Master Zuo was frightened, Master Zuo rest assured, the old man will definitely punish them severely! It's getting late now, Master Zuo should rest earlier."

After speaking, Yao Zhan stopped looking at Zuo Zhe and left without hesitation.

Zuo Zhe curled his lips disapprovingly, entered the room and closed the door in one go.As for how Yao Zhan will deal with this matter, he doesn't care!

When Zuo Zhe woke up, it was already high in the sun, and Xiao Jiu was not there, so he probably went to find Zhui Feng.He yawned and walked outside, and was about to open the door, but he heard a discussion.

"Hey, have you heard about what happened in the main courtyard?"

"Why not? Such a big movement."

"What happened to the main courtyard? Tell me, tell me."

"Hush - keep your voice down, don't kill you!"

"Hush, tell me what's going on, I'm so curious."

"Hmph! It's dead!"

"what?"

"I'm telling you, don't go out and gossip, beware of being heard and killed!"

"No chewing, no chewing, just say it."

"I heard that the city owner has been going to the toilet all morning, as if he ate something unclean."

"What? There is such a thing?"

"That's right, the cooks and servants in the main courtyard were all executed."

"Hey, no, I heard that someone got into the kitchen to poison the food of the city lord, but our city lord's miraculous skills are invincible to all kinds of poisons. This poison is probably as effective as Croton for the city lord."

"My lord, the city owner is worthy of being a seventh-rank demon god."

"The city owner is wise and mighty."

Zuo Zhe had black lines on his face, and the more he listened, the more outrageous it became. Thinking of the omelet that Yin Luo ate last night, Zuo Zhe felt a chill down his back.

This guy's stomach is too delicate!