The scum of crossing the villain
Chapter 1 Before Traveling
Zuo Zhe is an author of online articles, and he is also a transparent author.
Zuo Zhe has read countless articles, and the number of times he has been abused and cheated is countless with his fingers and toes.In anger, Zuo Zhe resolutely registered a pseudonym in Lujiang and started his writing career.
Q: What is the goal of becoming an author.
Zuo Zhe replied: He became a god, and he was so red that he turned purple, and he was so purple that he turned black!Then... when someone abused me thousands of times, I will abuse him tens of thousands of times!
So Zuo Zhe embarked on the road to becoming a god with lofty ideals.
However, the ideal is very full and the reality is very skinny. Zuo Zhe's first book was not popular, and he signed the contract only when he was close to the end of [-] words.The second book has the blessing of the list. Although the data is not as brutal as the first book, it still enters the ranks of hitting the street in the end.Even so, Zuo Zhe still did not give up. After finishing the second book, he quickly opened the third book - "No Return".
"No Return" is a danmei essay with the theme of cultivation, and it is Zuo Zhe's first danmei essay. "No Return" tells the story of a different world where abilities are admired, on the Red Earth Continent, there are different cities, and each city has a city owner, and each city occupies one side without interfering with each other.There are many small towns outside the city, and each town has aristocratic families.
On this continent, there are magic cultivators and martial arts cultivators, but most of them are martial cultivators, and the ways of cultivating each city's lords are different.Whether it is magic or martial arts, the higher the level, the more sought after. There is no so-called royal family here, only the strong and the weak.And the hero Yin Luo is a martial artist.
Yin Luo also has a younger brother, but this younger brother was weak and sick since he was a child, so he was not able to become a teacher like Shao Feng.Just when Yin Luo was about to leave his teacher, he got the news that his younger brother was missing. Yin Luo immediately found his master, hoping to leave the teacher ahead of time to find his whereabouts.His master did not refuse, but handed a sealed wooden box to Yin Luo, asking him to send the wooden box to a demon cultivator outside the Seven Cities, and told him that he could ask the demon for help. Xiu's inquiring about his brother's whereabouts should also be considered as completing the task before leaving the teacher.Yin Luo didn't suspect him, took the wooden box and left the practice place.
The so-called seven cities are named after seven colors. Of course, this does not mean that these seven cities have seven different colors, but that Zuo Zhe is too lazy to think of names.
In fact, saying that Zuo Zhe is lazy does not detract from him in the slightest, because this guy writes the essay without an outline, and writes wherever he thinks.Take this "No Return" as an example, there is only one main line in his mind - the protagonist takes the wooden box across the seven cities to find the magician.In the words of Zuo Zhe: What is the outline?Can I eat it?
For Zuo Zhe, the development of a story not only requires the protagonist to constantly temper, but also faces various obstacles, so Zuo Zhe simply set the Lord of the Seven Cities as the villain.For the villains, not only must they have high IQ and high skills, but they must also be able to get out of the hall, accept the younger brother, and beat the protagonist.They live and die for the protagonist, and they are born with class conflicts of one kind or another with the protagonist, in order to achieve their own mission and overthrow the protagonist as the ultimate goal.But when their plan fails and is overthrown by the protagonist, they will be able to retire.
As for the small attack...
Zuo Zhe: What are you talking about?Too windy to hear...
Now "No Return" is progressing until the protagonist comes to the fourth city - Lumiao.The Lord of Lumiao City majors in magic, which is one of the few magic cultivators. The so-called magic cultivators, from low to high, are demons, magicians, magicians, demon sects, demon venerables, demon saints, demon gods, and heavenly masters. mirror.In the same way, as long as the level of Wu Xiu is changed to Wu Ze (actually, Zuo Zhe is lazy).
Whether it is a magic cultivator or a martial arts cultivator, the higher the level, the rarer it is. So far, there has not been a sky mirror-level magic cultivator or martial arts cultivator in the Red Earth Continent, and even the sixth-order god-level is one of the few. It's the magic saint level.As a villain, when Luo Tian learned that the protagonist was about to enter the city under his jurisdiction with the rumored sealed treasure, he would naturally try his best to torment the protagonist.
In "No Return", it can be said that the protagonist has met all the beautiful men once, and as the villain, the seven city lords have their own characteristics, including various attribute attacks, magical horse ghost animal attack, fake white lotus attack, sick attack, Iceberg attack and so on.Whenever the protagonist enters a city and plays against the city lord, the readers' eyes will glow green.It doesn't matter if you are a villain, as long as you are subdued by the protagonist, it is not impossible to abandon the villain and follow the righteous!
But Zuo Zhe didn't have any self-consciousness at all, and he still wrote about upgrading and fighting bosses with great enjoyment, bringing out the functions of each villain to the fullest, and using their existence value to the fullest.
For readers, what they most want to see is JQ, the JQ of Hongguoguo, but "No Return" has written more than 40 chapters and more than [-] words, and still has not seen Xiao Gong. I want to abandon the article, but "No Return" The plot of "Return" is too attractive. If you want to follow the article, Nima has more than [-] words. Not to mention the figure of Xiaogong, there is not even a Xiaoshou who can develop JQ with the protagonist.
So the readers resented, and commented on the article all day long: the author, why is there still no Xiao Gongjun?I beg Xiao Gongjun to appear!Please JQ!
The author is very big, it is appropriate not to let Xiaogong appear on the stage and give a bad review!
Great author, in fact, you should post this kind of article in Dianjia, right?What kind of trouble is going to happen if there is no small attack!Even if it's only Xiaoshou and the protagonist CP, it's fine!
……
But Zuo Zhe has no self-knowledge at all, and he still takes the route of upgrading and passing the level with great joy.On this day, Zuo Zhe posted the update of the day and began to go to the comment area to pick comments and replies.
"No Return" broke the popularity of the first two books, almost immediately after the update, the homepage will be flooded with comments, so Zuo Zhe came to a conclusion: it seems that Xiaosheng is suitable for the Danmei route.
After replying to the comment, Zuo Zhe refreshed it routinely, and a dense comment with thousands of words occupied Zuo Zhe's sight.Zuo Zhe silently glanced at the incomparably dazzling -2, and then copied this comment into the document to count the number of words, three thousand words, not one word more and one word not less, the negative two long comments of three thousand words, or Zuo Zhe The first long comment received in his writing career, Zuo Zhe suddenly had a mouthful of old blood in his throat. Reader, does Xiaosheng have a deep hatred with you?
The entire long comment contained the reader's deep resentment, and there was only one meaning that he wanted to express from the beginning to the end—because Shenma was abusing Xiaoshou from beginning to end, and because Shenma Xiaogong didn't appear for a long time!
Zuo Zhe burst into tears. It's not that he didn't let Xiao Gong appear, but he didn't set Xiao Gong to exist at all!
At the end of the comment, the reader specially highlighted the last sentence with an emphasis symbol—Master Author, you don’t need to set a small attack, you just lie down automatically, I curse you for being abused by the protagonist thousands of times!
puff! !Zuo Zhe sprayed a mouthful of old blood on the screen.
Zuo Zhe was angry, not only because of this 1-word negative two long comment, but also because of the various abuses under the comment + 2, + 10086, + [-], + a tall building built by ID number, thinking he originally designed The protagonist is supposed to be abused by the villain in the last three cities, and then start various adventures, and in the end he is overjoyed, but now...
Zuo Zhe squinted his eyes, and there was a cold light in his eyes.Want JQ?Xiaosheng agrees!At this [-] second, Zuo Zhe made a decision that could make the readers spurt their blood - to torture the protagonist to the end!
And Zuo Zhe finally embarked on the road of no return to abuse the protagonist.
In order to thank the readers for their hard-working long comments, Zuo Zhe decided to add updates!That is to say, from the chapter he added, the protagonist goes from being abused to being severely abused.However, Zuo Zhe is still a bit conscientious, and at the same time of updating, he also posted a few shiny characters on the copywriting, "This article has no CP, the ending is BE".Then... This guy decisively turned off the background scum game and went.
============
On the lacquered mahogany table was a small stand carved from black spar, on which was placed a crystal ball the size of a grown man's fist.If you look carefully, what is shown in the crystal ball is a picture, the loess all over the sky, there are only a few weeds, and a young man in black clothes is stumbling forward.
The young man has an extremely handsome face. There is an inch-long scar on his face, but it does not damage his appearance at all, but adds a thrilling beauty.
"Is this person Yin Luo who brought the treasure box?"
The person who spoke was a young man in a dark green shirt. His face was covered with half a mask, only a pair of thin lips and a well-shaped chin were exposed. His lips were very light in color, and even his exposed skin Showing a sickly white.
Behind the man, a man in a black robe said respectfully: "Go back to the city lord, yes."
The man revealed his identity with just one word, and he is Luo Tian, the current city lord of Lumiao City!
Luo Tian's thin lips curled slightly, and with a wave of his long hand, the crystal ball on the table immediately returned to a transparent state.
"Is this person only a fifth-rank Martial Venerable now?"
"Yes."
Luo Tian smiled lightly, and said: "I heard that the city lords of Zisha City, Lanhai City, and Qingfeng City were all defeated by this person. It is really useless! Tell me, if this person is included in the harem of the deity, will you beat him severely?" The faces of the city lords of the three cities?"
The man in the black robe lowered his head and did not answer.
Gently stroking the long hair at the temples with the slender fingertips, Luo Tian said coldly: "Go, capture this person, I will meet him."
"Follow the order!"
Zuo Zhe has read countless articles, and the number of times he has been abused and cheated is countless with his fingers and toes.In anger, Zuo Zhe resolutely registered a pseudonym in Lujiang and started his writing career.
Q: What is the goal of becoming an author.
Zuo Zhe replied: He became a god, and he was so red that he turned purple, and he was so purple that he turned black!Then... when someone abused me thousands of times, I will abuse him tens of thousands of times!
So Zuo Zhe embarked on the road to becoming a god with lofty ideals.
However, the ideal is very full and the reality is very skinny. Zuo Zhe's first book was not popular, and he signed the contract only when he was close to the end of [-] words.The second book has the blessing of the list. Although the data is not as brutal as the first book, it still enters the ranks of hitting the street in the end.Even so, Zuo Zhe still did not give up. After finishing the second book, he quickly opened the third book - "No Return".
"No Return" is a danmei essay with the theme of cultivation, and it is Zuo Zhe's first danmei essay. "No Return" tells the story of a different world where abilities are admired, on the Red Earth Continent, there are different cities, and each city has a city owner, and each city occupies one side without interfering with each other.There are many small towns outside the city, and each town has aristocratic families.
On this continent, there are magic cultivators and martial arts cultivators, but most of them are martial cultivators, and the ways of cultivating each city's lords are different.Whether it is magic or martial arts, the higher the level, the more sought after. There is no so-called royal family here, only the strong and the weak.And the hero Yin Luo is a martial artist.
Yin Luo also has a younger brother, but this younger brother was weak and sick since he was a child, so he was not able to become a teacher like Shao Feng.Just when Yin Luo was about to leave his teacher, he got the news that his younger brother was missing. Yin Luo immediately found his master, hoping to leave the teacher ahead of time to find his whereabouts.His master did not refuse, but handed a sealed wooden box to Yin Luo, asking him to send the wooden box to a demon cultivator outside the Seven Cities, and told him that he could ask the demon for help. Xiu's inquiring about his brother's whereabouts should also be considered as completing the task before leaving the teacher.Yin Luo didn't suspect him, took the wooden box and left the practice place.
The so-called seven cities are named after seven colors. Of course, this does not mean that these seven cities have seven different colors, but that Zuo Zhe is too lazy to think of names.
In fact, saying that Zuo Zhe is lazy does not detract from him in the slightest, because this guy writes the essay without an outline, and writes wherever he thinks.Take this "No Return" as an example, there is only one main line in his mind - the protagonist takes the wooden box across the seven cities to find the magician.In the words of Zuo Zhe: What is the outline?Can I eat it?
For Zuo Zhe, the development of a story not only requires the protagonist to constantly temper, but also faces various obstacles, so Zuo Zhe simply set the Lord of the Seven Cities as the villain.For the villains, not only must they have high IQ and high skills, but they must also be able to get out of the hall, accept the younger brother, and beat the protagonist.They live and die for the protagonist, and they are born with class conflicts of one kind or another with the protagonist, in order to achieve their own mission and overthrow the protagonist as the ultimate goal.But when their plan fails and is overthrown by the protagonist, they will be able to retire.
As for the small attack...
Zuo Zhe: What are you talking about?Too windy to hear...
Now "No Return" is progressing until the protagonist comes to the fourth city - Lumiao.The Lord of Lumiao City majors in magic, which is one of the few magic cultivators. The so-called magic cultivators, from low to high, are demons, magicians, magicians, demon sects, demon venerables, demon saints, demon gods, and heavenly masters. mirror.In the same way, as long as the level of Wu Xiu is changed to Wu Ze (actually, Zuo Zhe is lazy).
Whether it is a magic cultivator or a martial arts cultivator, the higher the level, the rarer it is. So far, there has not been a sky mirror-level magic cultivator or martial arts cultivator in the Red Earth Continent, and even the sixth-order god-level is one of the few. It's the magic saint level.As a villain, when Luo Tian learned that the protagonist was about to enter the city under his jurisdiction with the rumored sealed treasure, he would naturally try his best to torment the protagonist.
In "No Return", it can be said that the protagonist has met all the beautiful men once, and as the villain, the seven city lords have their own characteristics, including various attribute attacks, magical horse ghost animal attack, fake white lotus attack, sick attack, Iceberg attack and so on.Whenever the protagonist enters a city and plays against the city lord, the readers' eyes will glow green.It doesn't matter if you are a villain, as long as you are subdued by the protagonist, it is not impossible to abandon the villain and follow the righteous!
But Zuo Zhe didn't have any self-consciousness at all, and he still wrote about upgrading and fighting bosses with great enjoyment, bringing out the functions of each villain to the fullest, and using their existence value to the fullest.
For readers, what they most want to see is JQ, the JQ of Hongguoguo, but "No Return" has written more than 40 chapters and more than [-] words, and still has not seen Xiao Gong. I want to abandon the article, but "No Return" The plot of "Return" is too attractive. If you want to follow the article, Nima has more than [-] words. Not to mention the figure of Xiaogong, there is not even a Xiaoshou who can develop JQ with the protagonist.
So the readers resented, and commented on the article all day long: the author, why is there still no Xiao Gongjun?I beg Xiao Gongjun to appear!Please JQ!
The author is very big, it is appropriate not to let Xiaogong appear on the stage and give a bad review!
Great author, in fact, you should post this kind of article in Dianjia, right?What kind of trouble is going to happen if there is no small attack!Even if it's only Xiaoshou and the protagonist CP, it's fine!
……
But Zuo Zhe has no self-knowledge at all, and he still takes the route of upgrading and passing the level with great joy.On this day, Zuo Zhe posted the update of the day and began to go to the comment area to pick comments and replies.
"No Return" broke the popularity of the first two books, almost immediately after the update, the homepage will be flooded with comments, so Zuo Zhe came to a conclusion: it seems that Xiaosheng is suitable for the Danmei route.
After replying to the comment, Zuo Zhe refreshed it routinely, and a dense comment with thousands of words occupied Zuo Zhe's sight.Zuo Zhe silently glanced at the incomparably dazzling -2, and then copied this comment into the document to count the number of words, three thousand words, not one word more and one word not less, the negative two long comments of three thousand words, or Zuo Zhe The first long comment received in his writing career, Zuo Zhe suddenly had a mouthful of old blood in his throat. Reader, does Xiaosheng have a deep hatred with you?
The entire long comment contained the reader's deep resentment, and there was only one meaning that he wanted to express from the beginning to the end—because Shenma was abusing Xiaoshou from beginning to end, and because Shenma Xiaogong didn't appear for a long time!
Zuo Zhe burst into tears. It's not that he didn't let Xiao Gong appear, but he didn't set Xiao Gong to exist at all!
At the end of the comment, the reader specially highlighted the last sentence with an emphasis symbol—Master Author, you don’t need to set a small attack, you just lie down automatically, I curse you for being abused by the protagonist thousands of times!
puff! !Zuo Zhe sprayed a mouthful of old blood on the screen.
Zuo Zhe was angry, not only because of this 1-word negative two long comment, but also because of the various abuses under the comment + 2, + 10086, + [-], + a tall building built by ID number, thinking he originally designed The protagonist is supposed to be abused by the villain in the last three cities, and then start various adventures, and in the end he is overjoyed, but now...
Zuo Zhe squinted his eyes, and there was a cold light in his eyes.Want JQ?Xiaosheng agrees!At this [-] second, Zuo Zhe made a decision that could make the readers spurt their blood - to torture the protagonist to the end!
And Zuo Zhe finally embarked on the road of no return to abuse the protagonist.
In order to thank the readers for their hard-working long comments, Zuo Zhe decided to add updates!That is to say, from the chapter he added, the protagonist goes from being abused to being severely abused.However, Zuo Zhe is still a bit conscientious, and at the same time of updating, he also posted a few shiny characters on the copywriting, "This article has no CP, the ending is BE".Then... This guy decisively turned off the background scum game and went.
============
On the lacquered mahogany table was a small stand carved from black spar, on which was placed a crystal ball the size of a grown man's fist.If you look carefully, what is shown in the crystal ball is a picture, the loess all over the sky, there are only a few weeds, and a young man in black clothes is stumbling forward.
The young man has an extremely handsome face. There is an inch-long scar on his face, but it does not damage his appearance at all, but adds a thrilling beauty.
"Is this person Yin Luo who brought the treasure box?"
The person who spoke was a young man in a dark green shirt. His face was covered with half a mask, only a pair of thin lips and a well-shaped chin were exposed. His lips were very light in color, and even his exposed skin Showing a sickly white.
Behind the man, a man in a black robe said respectfully: "Go back to the city lord, yes."
The man revealed his identity with just one word, and he is Luo Tian, the current city lord of Lumiao City!
Luo Tian's thin lips curled slightly, and with a wave of his long hand, the crystal ball on the table immediately returned to a transparent state.
"Is this person only a fifth-rank Martial Venerable now?"
"Yes."
Luo Tian smiled lightly, and said: "I heard that the city lords of Zisha City, Lanhai City, and Qingfeng City were all defeated by this person. It is really useless! Tell me, if this person is included in the harem of the deity, will you beat him severely?" The faces of the city lords of the three cities?"
The man in the black robe lowered his head and did not answer.
Gently stroking the long hair at the temples with the slender fingertips, Luo Tian said coldly: "Go, capture this person, I will meet him."
"Follow the order!"
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