One Thousand and One Nights that was broken by the system

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What should I do if I wake up and find that I have changed my shell and appeared in a completely strange place?

Is it a happy and high-spirited Zhitian declaring "I want to conquer the stars and the sea", or is it calm and ready to pretend to have amnesia and wait for maids, servants, housekeepers, brothers, robot housekeepers, and roommates to popularize common sense of life for you?

Is it the pain and entanglement that can't believe the hysteria, or is it the acceptance of reality with kindness to start a life of the protagonist that is destined to be magnificent?

However, our protagonist Asa, after looking up at the light smoke gray sky and the red and purple sun that only appear in fantasy novels, silently turned around and found the position where he was lying when he woke up... ...and lay back.

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Why is my host so unconventional? Did he even change his body when he thought he could just lie down and change back?

System 001, who was obviously inexperienced for the first time, missed the best opportunity to show up and looked dumbfounded at Asa, who was pretending to be asleep with his eyes closed.

Seeing Asa's tendency to sleep for a thousand years, and feeling the more intense alarm sounds from the programs in his body, 001 became nervous:

"Hey, wake up, you haven't signed a contract with me yet, I've already used up all my energy trying to save you, if you don't wake up, I'm going to die!!!"

The sun that was about to set could not bring warmth to the barren wilderness, and the ears were lowered close together, and there were traces of the insects struggling to survive.Asa closed his eyes tightly, but sleepiness refused to come for a long time, and the messy thoughts in his mind were like coils rolled by a cat.

Asa, who was full of irritability, finally turned over and sat up frantically, raised his hands and rubbed his head desperately, "Ah, I'm so annoying, what the hell is going on!"

"You're already dead," 001 finally saw Asa woke up and quickly commanded his incorporeal body to float in front of Asa, his beautiful and unreal face was filled with eager excitement: "Hello, my Host, I am the system intelligence 001 of the Priest Cultivation System."

The over-excited 001 obviously forgot the fact that he was unable to communicate with Asa, and that his floating figure was quite similar to some kind of unscientific existence.

So, just waiting for the host to worship after he confidently finished the above opening remarks?be surprised?unbelievable?When he looked at him, what was waiting was Asa's tragic howl and the back of him fleeing.

How could this be, why is it completely different from what was described in the novel?Host, come back quickly [Erkang hand].

001's young heart was almost broken into pieces by Asa, but the pressure of survival still forced him to chase behind Asa with difficulty. Asa, who looked back in horror from time to time, felt his kindness.

It's a pity that Asa has never watched a Korean drama in his life, and when he saw 001, who looks like a devil with his eyes shining and fluttering around, the only thing he could think of was the erotic ghost in Liaozhai...so he ran faster.

However, the will is firm, but Asa's weak body obviously cannot withstand high-intensity exercise for a long time, so this survival journey only lasted about 10 minutes, just as our hero Asa took it for granted. Stepped into a pit and fell a dog to eat shit and then it was over.

Just as Asa, who was on the ground, was covering his nose and playing the "tragedy caused by stepping on the wrong foot" in a loop in his head, his brows were drooping, waiting for him to be eaten alive by the ghost, 001's eyes were shining on Asa's knee was rubbed Seeing the spilled blood drop from the broken wound, he was moved to the ground, and then rushed towards the target without hesitation.

As soon as the nihilistic body came into contact with the bright red blood beads, it turned into smoke and dust in the sky like a protruding blade of grass when it saw the sun, and surrounded Asa endlessly. At the same time, a mechanical electronic sound was heard It sounded in Asa's ear:

"Welcome to start the pastor cultivation system, I wish you a healthy life and a long life." The distinctive game slogan, as if a prophecy, kicked off the prelude to Asa's troubled life in the future.

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The world view cultivated for more than 20 years has been devastated one after another in this short half-day. Asa looked at the seemingly real and illusory western-style carved double-opening door in front of him blankly, feeling like he was thumping and jumping desperately. My heart needs to be salvaged.

However, he seemed to have heard the word system just now?

Asa, who survived the catastrophe, stood in front of the gate of the system, thinking about something stupidly with his brain that had been turned into a paste, and 001 behind the gate looked at him limply without tears Calling the baby's body that can't even straighten its legs and feet, Kawaii's face is full of grief and indignation:

"Why is this happening! The world is too cruel. If you don't have energy, turn off some system functions. Why do you have to save from the part of my body that I have built!"

Crying and sad, 001 didn't even notice that Asa had pushed open the door and appeared in the system space, and was staring at him with bright eyes at the moment.

Asa looked down at the appearance of 001's three-headed body. The pink face was wrinkled into a ball and shed tears sadly. His limp hands and feet were waving angrily, and he would shake his whole body from time to time. I kept shouting in my heart, "This is definitely an old monster in a real skin", "Be patient", "This is a legendary system, not a human", "You can't hug or kiss, and you can't rub against each other. ".

But it's really cute~~~ Asa's hands and body, full of turmoil, betrayed his will. When he recovered, he found that 001's soft and fragrant body had been nestled in his arms. Press and rub non-stop.

Meizhengtai is indeed evil.Asa thought so, but hugged him even tighter.

"You idiot, let me go quickly." He fell into the thief's hands and almost lost his breath. 001 quickly waved his paw and slapped Asa's face, pushing his head desperately. Kai: "I'm going to be suffocated to death."

It is impossible for 001, who is small and weak, to push Asa away. Even the little fat claws stretched out fell into the enemy's mouth, and he was gnawed unceremoniously. Once again, 001 experienced such a difficult life in the system. Frustrated, he simply collapsed on Asa's body, allowing the other party to rub him to his heart's content.

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After such a toss, by the time Asa and 001 started to understand the system in earnest, the sun had completely set.

"The pastor training system is designed to train the host to become an excellent, kind, and noble pastor." 001, who was performing his duties, had a serious expression on his face, and led Asa around his territory tremblingly. Like a child who can't wait to show off his candy to his friends, but now 001 is indeed a child both psychologically and physically.

Asa's face was bloodied by 001's cute expression, and he followed him out of the empty hall in a daze, and went up to the second floor around the spiral staircase on the left side of the room.

"The full name of the system space is the pastor's hut. There are three floors in total, and there are three rooms on the second floor." Because half of the second floor is connected to the first floor, the space on the second floor is not large. It is a standard rectangle, but the layout inside is different:

"The first room is my private space," 001 said, closing the door: "The second room is the library, which stores all the skill books of the system." Said it was all, Asa said roughly Look, there are only more than 20 books on the bookshelf facing the door of the room, which is sparse at first glance.

"Then there is the third room, here is the practice room, where you can contact your skills in the future." The practice room looks smooth, and there are only two objects that look like targets.

001 didn't let Asa take a closer look, so he hurried up to the third floor with Asa: "There is only one room on the third floor, and that is the prayer room. The priest must pray for an hour every day before he can be qualified to cast spells."

"Pray!" Asa, who had never believed in religion before, widened his eyes: "How do you pray?"

001 shook his head innocently: "I don't know either, probably you can do whatever you want."

"Then I'll give it a try." Asa, who is very interested in the so-called priest profession, said that he was about to go to the second floor to learn a few skills first, but was held back by the timid 001:

"Host, all the energy is almost spent saving you. In order to save energy, I have turned off the priest's hut."

(⊙o⊙) What does it mean?Asa said he could not understand.