Fat Paper's Skinny Romance

As a fat man 20 years ago, Xiao Chen has a more indestructible and powerful heart than ordinary people through constantly accepting strange eyes and great pressure from all around him.

For example, the day before he was still living on the earth normally, living a single life of an unemployed young man who was not too ordinary, and the day after that he came to the planet Moore abnormally, as an underage little female, still Single, but living calmly in the hospital, and at the same time met the first Moor that Xiao Chen came into contact with after coming to this planet——Edro Rafael.

Raphael's gender is currently unknown.

For another example, now he calmly watched the door of his ward being opened by Raphael.

At the moment, Xiao Chen is lying on the hospital bed simulating a dead body, and by the way sighs the high technology of Planet Moore.

Is this kind of voice-activated door opening too high-end? Why can you enter directly without knocking?

"Why can I come in without knocking? Is it the etiquette of Planet Moore to enter other people's rooms so casually?" Xiao Chen asked very curiously with big question marks all over his face.

"Knock on the door? When did this kind of etiquette come? Please don't underestimate the etiquette of the Moors, okay? Do you really think that you can enter the ward at will? That's because the hospital's brain automatically recognized that I am your exclusive doctor. You can only come in with your identity, okay, and, do you really treat the hospital as your home? No one else is allowed to enter casually!"

Raphael walked over a few steps and sat on the sofa next to the hospital bed.

Xiao Chen looked at Raphael's long legs, then reflexively looked at his own carrot legs, and then slowly shifted his gaze to a corner of the sofa.

He is definitely not jealous of a man with a pair of beautiful legs! (?)

He is absolutely not jealous of a man who is beautiful and has a pair of beautiful legs! (?)

absolute!absolute!

"..." Xiao Chen decided to remain silent for the time being.

after awhile.

"Xiao Chen, you haven't forgotten that I'm going to take you to register today?" Raphael asked suspiciously.

"I haven't forgotten, but if you want to go out, can you at least give me a piece of clothing? Do you want me to wear a hospital gown to announce to the world?" Although the color of the hospital gown is pretty good, it is also quite comfortable to wear , but he wouldn't want to walk around in it either.No matter how beautiful and comfortable it is, the fact that this product is a hospital gown cannot be ignored.

"By the way, you weren't wearing any clothes when I found you, so why do you care so much now?" Raphael said with a hint of teasing in his tone.

Xiao Chen swallowed, choked by Raphael, speechless.

He didn't wear clothes before because he couldn't find clothes to wear?He is neither an exhibitionist nor a performer, he likes to do things that expose his body.

Moreover, he obviously wears underwear, okay?Don't ignore it!

"...I don't remember anything from the past." Xiao Chen blinked a few times and decided to ignore it.

"Okay, here, put it on, I've prepared it for you a long time ago." Raphael threw him a suit and said,

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, today is also the day you are discharged from the hospital, congratulations~"

Holding that outfit in his hand, Xiao Chen really wanted to tell Rafael that he could actually stay for a few more days.

You see, his arm still hurts a little, his head is still a little awkward, and the most important thing is that he is not ready to face this brand new world!And he was reluctant to part with the warm and comfortable hospital bed!

However, Xiao Chen was discharged from the hospital.

Then Xiao Chen was taken by Raphael to register.

After a while...

Xiao Chen has registered...

Now, Xiao Chen is a legal resident of Planet Moore!Don't be too surprised, the Moor's work efficiency is so fast, it takes less than 10 minutes before and after!

When Xiao Chen looked at the inside of his left wrist, he accurately discovered the citizen seal that was said to be exclusive to him just printed on it.

A civic imprint in the shape of a dark, stupid, stupid "pig's head"?

Is this the stuff that the Moor guy from Planet Moore called the Brain just printed on him?

This is indeed the rhythm of selling pork.

Due to Xiao Chen's special physical condition, please forgive him for being particularly sensitive to this kind of food.

Xiao Chen turned around and asked Raphael expressionlessly, "Raphael, can I print another one?"

"Huh?! Do you think this is a tattoo? You can get one if you want, and another one if you like?" Earthlings, don't be too stupid!

"I heard that Planet Moore's technology is very advanced. Do you think I can restore this mark if I cut off the skin and subcutaneous tissue together?" Xiao Chen exuded a cold aura all over his body.

"Xiao Chen...you're really thinking too much, this...this is a citizen imprint, a chip that is directly implanted in your body, can you take it out and stuff it in casually, even if you destroy your body, we The technology can only restore you, do you understand restoration?"

"understood."

It means that this stupid pig head tattoo will follow me for the rest of my life, right?This definitely affects the well-being of my lower body!

"call"

Xiao Chen took a deep breath and then let it out lightly, okay, you have already repaired yourself, inner healing +1

"Okay, now we can go to the next destination." Raphael said happily.

next destination?

"..."

"Moore Adoption Center! Go!"

Xiao Chen felt that his heart that had been healed just now collapsed again.

"Welcome to the Moore Adoption Center. The customer service number 1180 is at your service. Two guests, how can I help you?"

"We need to understand the adoption procedures. To be precise, the little female next to me needs a guardian. If there is time, please talk to him as soon as possible. Everything else is up to him." Raphael said Sitting on the sofa to sleep on his own.

He actually left it all to him to solve it by himself, irresponsible guy!Xiao Chen no longer cares about the title of little female. Compared with nicknames like fat paper and big fat paper, little female is obviously much cuter.

"Moore Adoption Center, professional adoption, excellent quality, caring for your lower body happiness... (a thousand words are omitted below)"

He was sure that Raphael must have known that the customer service here was too wordy, so he left it to him to solve it.

Xiao Chen felt a slight pain in his balls.

"Excuse me, may I ask you to briefly summarize?"

Xiao Chen pressed his throbbing temples, and at the same time moved his clumsy body. The sofa is too soft, it’s not good, it really feels like being stuck in a ball of cotton. Xiao Chen was a little overwhelmed.

"Okay, guest."

"To put it simply, there are three families that can adopt you now." Customer 1180 said in a flat voice.

"Ah? There are only three households? Why?" It can't be that there is no choice.

"Dear guest, it is like this. Due to the fact that there were too many females born on the Moore planet in the last year, the ratio of Moore beasts to females was seriously out of balance. To be precise, it was about 1:3, which directly caused most families Pay more attention to mole beasts, and most of them are not willing to adopt a female whose intelligence and ability are far different from mole beasts. In your case, the little female who will be an adult soon has fewer families to choose from. , plus...your body...most people can't accept it, hehe..." 1180 customer service finally revealed a ["hehe" you understand] expression.

"...I understand." Xiao Chen thought that females are very precious here, but...the fact is that the competition here is very cruel. On average, there are three females for every Moor orc, as a fat paper attribute Xiao Chen felt very sad, could it be that Xiao Chen couldn't find a boyfriend properly?

He doesn't mind leaving Earth and coming to Planet Moore, and he doesn't mind being a female in their eyes, but he really minds being a fat virgin for 20 years.

Please tell me, my dear!

"Okay, let me introduce the situation of these three households again." Xiao Chen said weakly.

"Okay, guest."

"The first family is a married pair of Moors. After they got married, they found that the female could not give birth to the next generation, so they decided to adopt a female as their offspring. They will give you the most perfect childhood life..."

Young couple?Is he going to be the third party?Maybe Xiao Chen will like one of them, anyway, the Moors are all men in Xiao Chen's eyes.

Well, if you put it this way, the question of what ratio is out of Xiao Chen's consideration. In the words here, Xiao Chen is still not sure whether he likes a female or a Moor orc!

"Next." Xiao Chen gave up the first family with the determination not to be a mistress.

"The second family is a family of three, consisting of a Moor orc, a female, and an underage little orc. The living conditions of this family are a bit worse...but they don't mind all the conditions of the little female, and only require good health ..."

Isn't this "child bride"?How could he be the daughter-in-law of an underage little orc, and what only requires physical health, you think this is human trafficking, you! pass!

"Next one."

"The third one is an older Moor orc. He is unmarried and single. He can basically meet all your needs, including schooling, marriage expenses, etc."

"Sounds pretty good." Xiao Chen glanced at Raphael next to him, gestured with his eyes, give me some advice?The latter turned his head and ignored him calmly.

The customer service continued.

"However, his status is rather special. He is a private butler belonging to a certain family, and he requires that the adopted female do not intervene in his work and life. In addition, in my personal opinion, an older single Moor orc cannot bring a small A warm and healthy family life for a female, I personally think it is not suitable for you..."

Um, can't I ask about work life?

It seems that he doesn't like to spy on other people's *, it's like some kind of commercial secret.

Uh, a warm and healthy family life?

In fact, he is an adult earthling in his bones, okay, that kind of thing is really unnecessary.

Excluding these food and housing packages, pocket money and living expenses, this is it!

"I choose the third one!"

"Don't think about it anymore?" the customer service asked patiently in a flat voice.

"No need." Xiao Chen shook his head firmly.

"Then please place your left hand here."

Customer service 1180 took out a square brain, and Xiao Chen put his left hand on it.After the intellectual brain emitted a red light.

"Okay, from now on, the adoption agreement takes effect, someone will take you to your new home tomorrow, I hope you have a happy family life.

"

"Okay, bye."

Xiao Chen and Raphael left the gate of the Moore Adoption Center one after the other.

Well, I'm going to live on Planet Moore in the future!