Fat Paper's Skinny Romance

Xiao Chen is a fat paper.

Xiao Chen is a big fat paper.

This is the truth, Xiao Chen never questioned it.

Xiao Chen has lived for 20 years and has never felt that there is anything wrong with his being fat, but every time someone scans his whole body from top to bottom with a gaze comparable to infrared rays, he will feel a deep sense of inferiority.

In this 21st century, in this era where thinness is considered beautiful, it seems that being fat has become a sin.

Walking on the street, others will give you a deep "watching salute",

Find a job, and people will dislike you for not being up to standard physically and not having a good image.

Even if you don't do anything, just stay at home, you will still get high blood pressure and high fat.

fat = lose weight

It's not that Xiao Chen has never thought about losing weight, but he has never succeeded. He has tried all methods, including exercising, dieting, and taking diet pills.

But Xiao Chen's physique is very strange,

He has never felt any special dependence on food, nor does he dislike sports like other fat people. All his behaviors and habits are the same as ordinary people, the only difference is his physique.

Even if he doesn't eat or drink water, or eats a lot and drinks a lot, his body is still round and round like a ball.

So in the past 20 years, Xiao Chen has basically spent weight loss, although he has never lost a little bit of meat.

Xiao Chen is a poor man.

Xiao Chen is a very poor man.

This is also the truth, Xiao Chen doesn't need to question it.

Xiao Chen was an orphan, and he lived in an orphanage since he was a child. Because he was too fat, no one was willing to adopt him, so when Xiao Chen was able to support himself so as not to starve to death, he left that cold orphanage. In the orphanage, he never got any warmth, but ridiculed and disdainful.

Facts have proved that the outside world is free, but it is also cruel. He can't find a formal job, and no company is willing to take a big fat paper. Without a stable job, there is no stable income. Xiao Chen can only Going to do odd jobs and hourly jobs is his only source of income, but most of the time he is a vagrant, so over the years, his savings have never exceeded four figures.

Even if he is fat or poor, Xiao Chen feels that at most half of the sky has collapsed, and the reason why the other half of the sky is also collapsed is,

Xiao Chen is gay.

He couldn't find a job because he was fat,

Because he is fat and has no job, he can't find a boyfriend.

A very poor, chubby Xiao Chen whose gender is male and who loves male, his life is gloomy.

On his 20th birthday, he made a major decision. Xiao Chen took out all his savings in his only bank card except for odds, and enrolled in an intensive chef training class.

He thought, even if he couldn't lose weight, had no money, and couldn't find a boyfriend, at least he needed a nirvana.

Isn't there a saying that if you can't grab a man's heart, grab his stomach.

Oh, it seems that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must grab a man's stomach?Is that so?

It doesn't matter, anyway, he has to learn how to cook well before he can get a boyfriend.

Then Xiao Chen honestly studied there for three months. After completing the courses, he was going to get the certificate this day.

Wearing thick clothes, Xiao Chen stood in the bus seat and waited for the oncoming bus. With his breath, circles of white mist slowly rose into the air.

It's really cold, Xiao Chen thought.

Soon the bus came, and as always the bus was packed with people.

Xiao Chen took out the two yuan in his pocket, threw it into the unmanned ticket box, raised his feet and stood beside him, holding the lever with one hand and holding the seat with the other hand, and then his eyes fell on the unmanned ticket box. Inside the box, watching one passenger after another stuffing banknotes into it, he thought to himself that this is no unmanned ticket box, this is a cornucopia!

Xiao Chen's eyes lit up, thinking that it would be great if he could keep it as his own.

The bus drove unsteadily for a few minutes, and accidentally bumped into a private car in front, so the bus driver had to stop.

The surroundings began to become more and more noisy, filled with the noise of people,

Then Xiao Chen's eyes widened, and he couldn't hear the noise around him anymore, he could only helplessly disappear into the huge black vortex coming straight towards him.

And the people around couldn't see the black vortex at all, and didn't know that a young man disappeared in this crowded car, but a middle-aged man beside Xiao Chen felt that it wasn't so crowded, but soon The place that was vacated by one person was filled by the people around.

From then on, Xiao Chen disappeared from the earth. If someone knew him and called the police, this would definitely become the biggest suspense case in the world and cause a sensation all over the world, but unfortunately no one found out.

Xiao Chen felt that he was wandering in the darkness for a long time, and finally he was pulled by a powerful force and fell straight down.

When he woke up again, he was lying on a flat grass field, surrounded by only a few bare stones, and the silvery white sky exuded fiery energy.

It's so hot, it's really too hot, shouldn't it be winter now?Shouldn't it be cold in winter?Why does he feel so hot.

Well...

Rubbing his sore eyes, Xiao Chen opened them, supported his heavy body and stood up, then he froze.

Where is this place?

What answered him was the endless prairie.

The grassland narrated silently.

It doesn't know either...

This thing is too weird, the first half of his thinking still stays in that cold city, the cold winter and the crowded crowd, but the second half directly surpasses his thinking, his body goes first, and he comes to a completely strange place?

Or is it that he actually has sleepwalking or something that he hasn't noticed for 20 years, and then the first attack brought him here when he was on the bus?

Does he have sleepwalking?

Does he have it?

Does he have it?

In fact, sleepwalking is not schizophrenia?

Xiao Chen has not forgotten the huge black vortex that sucked him in. Could it be that he was hijacked by unknown alien creatures?But even if you want to hijack human beings, you shouldn't choose him. He's so fat, it's not easy to carry, okay?

……

He must be thinking the wrong way!Thinking is getting more and more outrageous.

How could there be such a bizarre thing in this world.

What made him even more powerless was that he found that all he had left was a pair of pitiful underwear!

This is the same pair of underwear worth ten yuan that he snapped up during the supermarket sale!

Now he is wearing such a thing, which is equivalent to a naked/naked look, with his naked body exposed to the air.

Xiao Chen swears that this is the time he has exposed his flesh the most in his life. There is nothing more cruel than letting a big fat paper expose his fat to the air.

Which god damn soul is it!

Please create a crack in the ground for him to crawl in, T^T

No matter how weird he felt, or because he was ashamed because his whole body was almost naked, what he had to face was that he had to find the way back. What was more urgent than this was that he had to find the way first A set of clothes that can cover his fat body.

As Xiao Chen moved, he saw the flesh on his body start to tremble, Xiao Chen's face was covered with black lines, he quickened his pace, and his desire to find clothes to wear became stronger.No matter how fast Xiao Chen's pace is, it can't change the fact that he is a big fat paper. Facts determine that no matter how fast Xiao Chen walks, in the eyes of others, he is still slow...

Moreover, not long after walking, Xiao Chen found that he was getting more and more strenuous, and the steps he took were getting smaller and smaller. Looking back at the place where he started to walk, it was only about 100 meters away. If he wanted to walk like this, When will he be able to walk out of this prairie, Xiao Chen feels that there is darkness ahead of Alexander.But no matter what, he had no choice but to move forward, because this was the only way before him, and he had no choice.

After a difficult "long journey", Xiao Chen felt very strenuous. He felt like a potato that could not be cooked any more, round and hot.

He felt the fat all over his body was burning, and then big beads of sweat rolled down from his chin to the grass and disappeared into the grass.

What exactly is this place?Why is it that the surrounding temperature is so high even though the sun is not coming out!Now Xiao Chen didn't even have the strength to open his mouth to complain, his lips were already dry and cracked, his feet could no longer move forward, and his body fell down uncontrollably.

He is about to die, I don't know if his underwear is wet because of too much sweat, if someone finds himself dead wearing wet underwear, he will definitely want to bump his head to death on the grass.By the way, he should have crashed to death on the grass a long time ago. Why didn't he think of it before? These were the last words Xiao Chen could think of before losing consciousness.

Not long after Xiao Chen fell down.

A small flying object hovered over his body, and then it made a cold mechanical sound.

"Report to the captain, an unknown object has been found ahead."

"Reporting captain, confirmed to be a female Moor, scanning identification."

"Report to the captain, the identity certificate has been scanned, and there is no such person."

"Report to the captain, the life energy of this female is losing, requesting an injection of life potion."

"Ask for help, ask for support, ask for support..."

On the endless prairie, a huge spaceship stayed in the air. The spaceship opened an exit, and then came out several fully armed humanoid creatures. Their average height was more than 1.8 meters, and their whole bodies were wrapped. Under the silver-white unknown clothing, their appearance looks very human, but it is completely unreminiscent of human beings, because they feel so powerful.

Someone injected life potion into Xiao Chen, someone covered him with "clothes", someone lifted him up, and someone sent him to the spaceship.Xiao Chen didn't know about these things, maybe Xiao Chen guessed right, this is also a kind of "hijacking" in disguise.

Watching the spaceship leave, the God of Transmigration stood on the endless prairie, smiled and waved his hands, his lips moved silently, what he said was: Hey, welcome to Planet Moore!