Being molested by the system every day
Chapter 8
Gu Tianran and Xi Tong held their wedding ceremony on a sunny day.
Xitong transformed the bamboo building into a happy one, with red ribbons and red lanterns hanging everywhere, and also transformed Gu Tianran's original room into a new one, with red silk and satin quilts and pillows on the bed, and even the dressing table turned into mahogany of.In short, everything is covered in festive red.
However, Gu Tianran's mood was not so sunny and festive.
He twisted his face and looked at the wedding dress embroidered with peony patterns and the headdress and crown with peony patterns on his hands, his only thought was to tear Xitong into pieces.
Why let him be the woman's side?Why is he on the side wearing the wedding dress?Why should he wait in the same place for that bastard to "marry" him on a white horse?Gu Tianran gritted his teeth and thought about it, but he couldn't refuse. If he didn't leave here soon, he would almost forget what he was like in the original world, so he could only endure the humiliation (fog).
Forget it, anyway, being taken advantage of by Xi Tong is not something that happens once or twice (is Gu Tianran accustomed to it_(:зゝ∠)_), and finally taking advantage of him again can detach him or even stay away from him!
After thinking about it, Gu Tianran looked away (heavy fog!), and then began to wear the wedding dress on his body.
Soon, Xitong's wedding reception team had arrived, and although he conjured up those blissful bastards in the back, there was no disobedience at all. After all, it's marriage, how can there be less joy.
On the other side, Gu Tianran has already been sent into the wedding sedan chair by a showy Xi Niang transformed by Xitong.Because of the red hijab on his head, Gu Tianran couldn't see anything, so he didn't know that he just walked around the bamboo forest before coming out and returning to the bamboo building.
In this marriage ceremony, Xishe was spreading flowers on the side as a Xitong. The little guy was also dressed brightly. He was wearing a red brocade robe, which made him look more and more cute. The hairband of the same color tied the two The round bun, at first glance, I thought it was a little girl!
The ceremony began immediately, and Xi She ran to the door of the bamboo building and stood there, holding a small flower basket in his hand, which contained fresh petals picked from the flower garden beside the bamboo forest.Xi She thought to himself, when my father and mother come in, I will definitely sprinkle all these beautiful petals on their heads, and none of them will fall off!
"The auspicious time has come! The bride and groom enter the venue~~" Xi She yelled at the top of his voice the entrance words his father taught him for newcomers, his little face flushed with excitement.
After Xi She finished her entrance speech, Xi Tong, who was wearing a bright red wide-sleeved satin robe, carried Gu Tianran, who was wearing a wedding dress, into the wedding hall in the shape of a princess.
Xitong's face was full of joy, but Gu Tianran was covered by the hijab and couldn't see.
Xi She hurriedly sprinkled the petals from the flower basket on their heads, but due to his limited height, he only sprinkled them on their bodies, but it didn't affect his mood, he was still very excited.Dad and mother are going to get married, so he will have a younger brother or younger sister o(≧v≦)o~~
After Xitong put Gu Tianran down, Gu Tianran took off the red hijab, "I'm suffocating, I don't want to wear this, Xitong."
Xitong looked at Gu Tianran with a doting face, and said affectionately, "Okay, lady."
"..." Lady peat!In order not to waste time in bickering, Gu Tianran could only roar in his heart.
After the whole ceremony, the expressions and moods of the two were completely different.
After worshiping the heaven and the earth, Xitong smiled, and Gu Tianran was frowning.
Two visits to the high hall, the same joy and joy, Gu Tianran bitter and deep hatred.
Husband and wife bowed to each other, and Gu Tianran rolled his eyes frequently.
Immediately after the officiant said "Send it to the bridal chamber", Xitong hugged Gu Tianran again in the form of a princess, laughed and walked towards the new house, while Gu Tianran was expressionless.
"Send into the bridal chamber~Send into the bridal chamber~brothers and sisters~brothers and sisters~" Xi She was bouncing around, and when he saw a table of food, he was attracted by the food.
Here, Gu Tianran and Xitong are already preparing to have sex in the new house.
"Xitong," Gu Tianran glanced at Xitong who was sitting beside him, "You still remember what you said before."
"My lady, what are you talking about?" Xi Tong took Gu Tianran's hand, "Let's get down to business first~ My lady~"
"Of course, you agreed to let me do the exercises first, and now you regret it... But how could you treat me like this? Don't you want to push me back?..." Gu Tianran put aside Xitong's salty pig hands with a blank face Expressively, he repeated what Xitong had said in a flat voice.
"My lady, you still remember what you said for your husband, and you can retell it so vividly (heavy fog). I am really touched by your husband!" Not only was Xi Tong not stimulated by Gu Tianran's words, but he His face was moved, and Gu Tianran wiped his tears with his sleeves.
"..." Gu Tianran was unable to complain, "In short, you just want to push me back." Gu Tianran still didn't give up the idea of pushing back.
"Okay, lady~" Xitong's face was already charming, coupled with the deliberate charm, the cinnabar mole on the center of his eyebrows looked extremely enchanting.What he held this time was not Gu Tianran's hand but his hair hanging over his shoulders (because of getting married, Gu Tianran's hair was changed into long hair by Xitong) and put it on his lips for a soft kiss, "My lady~ you want to be on top~"
"You, you... don't touch my hair!" What Gu Tianran couldn't resist the most was Xi Tong's coquettish state, and he used this trick every time to seduce him, "Of course I want to be on top! And! You! No! Proper! Move! Not even once!”
Xitong smiled seductively, supported Gu Tianran's shoulders and slowly fell down, then turned around, and changed into the posture where he was lowering Gu Tianran, "Now, is the lady satisfied?"
Gu Tianran's face was a little blushing, and his speech became a little awkward, "Dang, Dang, of course I am satisfied! Well, you are not allowed to move, if you do, I will use the [House Card]!"
"Of order, lady~" Xi Tong lay quietly under Gu Tianran's body|, as if slender and boneless, looking directly at Gu Tianran's eyes that seemed to be dripping with tenderness, and a pinch of tiny crumbs fell out of his forehead due to his movements. His long hair hung down to his thick and slender eyelashes, but the corners of his narrow eyes were slightly raised, making him look extremely charming.
Gu Tianran seemed to be sucked in by Xitong's gentle eyes, he just stared at him blankly, but didn't see any movement.Xitong chuckled, raised his upper body and stretched out his slender arms to hook Gu Tianran's neck and pulled him towards him, first took a sip on his lips, and then breathed lightly in his ear, "Miss, do I look good?" ? Why do you look stupid?"
Shocked by Xitong's exhale, Gu Tianran came to his senses, raised his body and pursed his mouth in displeasure, "You, you...you agreed not to move?"
Xitong blinked mischievously, "It's the lady, you don't move first, my husband thinks you don't want to move, so I will move for you."
"Hmph, don't do small tricks to seduce me! Don't move! Otherwise, use [House Card]!" Gu Tianran gestured to slide his right index finger to draw out the menu.
"No! My lady, I was wrong~" Xitong pulled his hand, "Then, my lady, you have to move~"
"I know, I can do it myself! You don't need to teach me!" Heh heh, the back pressure begins!
The red candles are dancing, the window curtains are misty, and the two people in the tent have their clothes completely removed, and they meet each other frankly.
"My lady, why are you still moving?"
"I, um, feel so bad..."
"Lady~ If you don't move, then let my husband move for you~"
"Well... don't... I want to... move..."
"My lady, why are you still not moving?"
"I... um... I can't do it..."
"Then let your husband do the work for you!"
As soon as the shadow in the tent moved, Gu Tianran had already become the one below, but he didn't yell anymore and don't move, because he was too busy to take care of himself.
The moment Xitong entered Gu Tianran, a white light suddenly appeared, and the familiar dialogue box appeared in front of the two of them again.
[System: Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations to the newlyweds~ Congratulations to both of you for passing the first level (the ghost man in the mountain village), now move to the lounge and wait for the lottery to enter the second level, then, above]
Gu Tianran and Xi Tong who are on the head of sex|: ... the system you uncle!
Then, there was another burst of blinding white light, and the two people in the tent had disappeared.
Gu Tianran is now in the so-called lounge, with a look of evil on his face.
The soul light system really tricked him, and he came to declare the game pass when he and Xitong, that...that time!They clearly said before that they only counted if they had to have intercourse once, so their business has only just begun, okay?
At this time, Gu Tianran didn't realize at all that he was regretting being in love|love with Xi, and he still didn't press back!
How should I put it, does it mean that Gu Tianran already likes Xitong so much?Or maybe he fell in love with Xitong's body?
[System: Dear Ms. Gu, first of all congratulations again for passing the first level of the "Four Levels" game (Ghost in the Mountain Village), then let's announce the second level, the second level is called (Bright Stars), It’s mainly about the entertainment industry, so it’s called Brilliant Stars]
"Hmm." Gu Tianran was still dissatisfied with the system interrupting his good business.
[System: The next step is the character lottery procedure that you did not perform last time. You only need to pull the lever of the character selection machine in front of you to select the character background]
As soon as the system finished speaking, Gu Tianran appeared in front of Gu Tianran's eyes with a "touch" sound, a machine similar to the stick game consoles that appear in some RPG games, with a red shell, and a series of texts about entertainment in different numbers scrolled on the screen. Sentences in the background include: the film king shrouded in halo, the third-tier star who was a smash hit, the famous director...etc. The worst thing he saw was a starlet who was entangled in notoriety. arrive!
[System: Miss Gu, please pull the lever]
Gu Tianran put his hand on the lever and pulled it down, and saw that the screen that was scrolling slowly began to scroll quickly, and then slowly, slowly, stopped.
The picture freezes, and there is a line of words on it, and then the corner of Gu Tianran's mouth twitched fiercely, really afraid of something!
——Congratulations on winning the background of "The Notorious Starlet".
[System: Ms. Gu, congratulations on the completion of the lottery, and your game name will not be changed, so now please say any sentence to enter the game...]
"System, where's the agreed character!" Gu Tianran suddenly yelled a second before entering the game.
【System: Blame me for being unlucky ╮(╯▽╰)╭】
The first volume (Mountain Village Ghost Man) is over.
The author has something to say: Let me explain, neither Xitong nor Gu Tianran knew what it was like to be married in ancient times (Of course I can’t write yingying in Xuchu...), so I simplified it according to what I saw in TV dramas Some, here comes a three-prayer.I hope you don't complain, Xu Chu is also a silver who can't describe ancient scenes, everyone forgive me!
[Cute System Small Theater II]
[System: Xuchu SAMA, why are you feeling refreshed today? 】
Xu Chu: code words for eating and sleeping
[System: This is really a good sign]
Xuchu: eat, sleep and play the system
【System: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻What did you do to me!】
Xuchu: ┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)
【system:……】
☆、【Extraordinary show Baoshouxing】
Today's time in the game is displayed as the tenth day of the tenth month of the lunar calendar, which is October tenth, the so-called cuteness day in the real world.
And the most coincidental thing is that today is actually the birthday of that Sao Baoxi in the game setting.
Being flamboyant, coupled with being cute, this setting is simply perfect!
Originally, Gu Tianran didn't know about it, not even Xitong himself. The main reason was to blame the good thing's system.
At that time, Gu Tianran was playing Cuju, which is the ancient version of football, with Xi She in the courtyard.They defended and kicked one by one, having a great time.
"Father, this game is really fun!" Xi She said with a smile while holding the ball, "But why don't you let Daddy play with us?"
"It's just... I want to play too." Xitong bit his handkerchief and drew circles in the corner of the yard, muttering softly.
Gu Tianran silently shot a saber at Xi Tong, then bent down and smiled at Xi She: "Because your daddy is up to his waist, so it's not suitable for strenuous exercise." If you touch this and that, Xiaoye will let you play with it!
"How can there be...the one with a bad waist is..." Turning around, he looked at one of them who continued to mutter and draw circles.
"Huh? Who is it?" Gu Tianran raised his eyebrows.
Xitong took care of Tianran, which was a sign of getting angry. He turned around and continued to draw circles, "It's me, it's me. She'er, you play with your mother and father. It's good for your father to stay here. You play."
"Hee hee, that's alright, mother and father, it's your turn to kick~" Xi She hopped into the simple gatekeeper.
Just when they thought that today would pass away like this, an uninvited guest suddenly arrived - a dialog box, and a squeaky clean voice.
[System: Congratulations Mr. Xi, Mr. Congratulations!Today is your birthday o(≧v≦)o~~Sahua~】
Gu Tianran: (⊙o⊙)?
Xitong: (⊙_⊙)?
Xishe: ~(≧▽≦)/~Yeah, there is something delicious!
Gu Tianran was still digesting the surprise. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "You mean today is Xitong's birthday? Is it your system No. [-]? Tester No. [-]?"
[System: (⊙o⊙) Yes, why are you surprised? 】
Xi Tong said indifferently: "Because we don't make games, we have to celebrate our birthday."
[System: Mr. Xi, Ms. Gu, this will be explained in detail below.Although it's just a piece of data, the creators of this place have made it very humane, not to mention your birthday, as long as it's a holiday on the calendar, I will come to send blessings! 】
Gu Tianran was sweating profusely, so he said earlier that this guy is a human, well, he is not considered a human, but he has humanity. "So, today you want to celebrate Xitong's birthday?"
【System: Yes】
"But you are just a dialog box, how do you celebrate? Use a dialog box to display the cake? Can it be eaten..." Gu Tianran was puzzled.
[System: Ms. Gu, this is the game world you underestimate.System No. [-] can be materialized, and of course the next one can also be anthropomorphic! 】
As soon as the system dialog box appeared, a white figure appeared in front of Gu Tianran and the others, with a small white body, fluffy ears (?), fluffy paws (?), and a long wagging tail. There is also a pinch of flaming white hair.
The three members of Xi's family who were already messed up in the wind: the agreed personification!
"Damn it ヾ(t')! The anthropomorphism we agreed upon, this is a cat! And why does it look so much like my little devil!" Gu Tianran took out his backpack and threw it on the ground.
"I don't know why I turned into a cat meow. The settings in the next place are all set by the game maker in advance, and I haven't tried anthropomorphic meow before~"
What the system cat said was so reasonable that Gu Tianran was speechless.
At this moment, Xi She squatted silently beside the system cat.
System Cat: (^ω^) Meow~
Xishe: (≧▽≦)/catch
"Meow! Miss Gu, Mr. Xi! Let Master Xi let go of the lower tail! Meow!" It turned out that Xi She had never seen a cat before, so driven by curiosity, he grabbed the tail of the shaking cat. That's the cat's weakness, because there are many nerve cells in the cat's tail.
Gu Tianran patted Xishe's head, and whispered in his heart, well done son!But he still gently pulled away Xi She's hand, and said softly to Xi She: "She'er, this little thing is called a cat, and before it is vaccinated, if you touch it, it will turn into a monster." Oh~ so let's not touch it~"
The system cat is out of control now. It stood up, crossed its paws, turned its head and said, "Miss Gu, the following is a piece of data. It doesn't carry any germs that cats and dogs would carry meow!"
"So, System Cat, what is your birthday present for Xitong?" Gu Tianran ignored it.
"Meow, I can make cakes!" The system cat has already forgotten what Gu Tianran said just now, and is attracted by the topic of birthday cakes. Sure enough, will the capacity of the brain be small (fog)?
"Pfft, do you make it with cat's claws?" Xitong, who had been silent at the side, couldn't help laughing when he heard the system cat's words.
"Why can't it be... Huh, I, I can make a cake!" As he said, Gu Tianran and the others turned around. in the living room.
The three members of Xi's family were messed up in the wind again: This guy is definitely a tsundere and a bastard!
"System cat, do you want us to wear ancient costumes and eat birthday cakes and have a birthday party at this place ( ̄△ ̄;)" Gu Tianran said.
"Then change to another one!"
There are many strangers and a huge cake by the swimming pool of the luxury villa, and Gu Tianran and the others are still dressed in ancient costumes.
Gu Tianran didn't even want to say, as long as they changed their clothes, why bother. "System cat..."
As soon as Gu Tianran opened his mouth, the system cat interrupted, "This is not good either? Then..."
This time, it was on a yacht driving on the vast ocean, drinking and feasting.
The petrified Xi family of three: Do you dare to come to an ancient one!
Really can't stand the system cat's second-hand ideas, and finally they decided to hold a birthday party that fits the temperament of the ancients——
Set up a table in the small courtyard of the bamboo building, Gu Tianran cooks some side dishes, and cooks a bowl of longevity noodles for Xitong, and the matter is over.
The conversation between Gu Tianran and Xi in the same bed at night.
"Of course, today is my birthday."
"I've already made longevity noodles for you as a birthday present."
"I'm not full..."
"Then I'll get you another bowl?"
"It's not noodles that I want to eat, it's you~"
"Go (ノ`Д)ノ"
"..."
The author has something to say: one more story.There's another one tomorrow.
☆、【The daily routine of Saobao outside the episode】
Before Xitong entered the game "Four Levels" as a game tester, he was actually just an ordinary office worker in the real world.
Although his occupation is a bit special, and his occupation must be kept secret, so I won't explain too much.
Xitong's working hours are very irregular. He may work for one day and take half a year's vacation, or he may work for a year but only take one day's vacation.
Recently, Xitong found out that he was being followed.
He didn't pay much attention at first, but in the only few times he went out, there would be a man wearing a black baseball cap, a black vest lined with a brown turtleneck sweater, light blue denim cropped pants, and black high-top shoes Man, oh yes, that man is also wearing a black mask with white question mark characters printed on his face.That person will always appear in all the places he has been to, coffee shops, bookstores, banks, CD stores... If all these are coincidences, then it can only be said that the probability is as high as 100% coincidence.
It is said that the person is following him, but it actually feels more like stalking, but stalking is generally not as weird as this person.
When Xitong was enjoying afternoon tea at the coffee shop, that person was also doing the same thing not far away comfortably. Even though he was wearing a mask, Xitong could still tell from his crooked eyebrows that he was Very enjoyable.While in the CD store, when Xitong was picking some classical music, that person went to the rock music section to pick out CDs on his own.So, is this person not afraid that Xitong will find out that he is following him, or is he completely unaware that he has been exposed?
On this day, Xitong had a once-a-week shopping day, and he came to a nearby big shopping mall to start purchasing grain and some daily necessities. When he saw the tailing brother again, the tailing brother was the popular nickname given to him by Xitong, which was convenient. Cursing in my heart~ This time, Xitong finally couldn't hold back his squirming curiosity to reveal the true face of that person, and planned to have a showdown with that trailing brother.
Just when Xitong was going to rush forward to catch the trailing brother by surprise, the trailing brother who was still in chocolate with glowing eyes suddenly made a gorgeous 360-degree rotation, stopped and posed a pose of kneeling on one knee and covering his hat with his right hand, Then he raised his head and took off the mask, revealing an overly young face, and smiled brightly at Xitong, "Hello, Xitong~" Instead, he caught Xitong by surprise.
"I was still wondering when you would find me. I didn't expect to be discovered by you after so long. It can be seen that I am good at tracking, hahaha~" Brother Tailing laughed with his hands on his hips, and Xitong could only use He looked at him with an idiot's eyes, and then moved his steps silently, exuding the breath of "I definitely don't know this guy".
If he had known that this guy was such a bad guy, he shouldn't, he shouldn't! ! !Makes you curious!Makes you curious!
"Hmm," Xi Tong cleared his throat and took another step away, "I'm sorry sir, you may have misidentified the person." After speaking, he planned to stay away from this scumbag follower.
However, because Xitong was pushing a heavy shopping cart full of food and some miscellaneous things, which delayed his steps, he was unfortunately caught by that second-hand trailing brother...
"Hey, don't go, how could I recognize the wrong person, I have been following you for so many days, and I followed you into this mall. No matter how you say it, you have to take me out, I don't know you This way." The second-hand follower brother said and secretly grabbed a piece of chocolate that he had been staring at for a long time and put it in Xitong's shopping cart, "Hehehe, Xitong, I don't have any money, you help me first buy it~"
Xitong, who had been petrified at this time and was blown away by a gust of wind: X﹏X Why is he so swollen?
After tossing for a long time, when Xitong returned home, there was an uninvited "guest" behind him.
"So, you followed me for so many days just to invite me into the game to be a game tester? Boy, are you too free?" Xitong was confused by the reason of following brother, thinking Just invite him to be straightforward. Why do you have to follow him so troublesomely? He's still a young man who thinks he's good at following him.
Brother Wei Sui was originally sitting comfortably on the new sofa that Xi Tong had just bought, but when Xi Tong said that Wei Sui and the boy raised his eyebrows, he also silently pursed his mouth and said with a soft snort: "I was stalking, not stalking as you said! Also, I am 27 years old! Look clearly, who is a teenager!"
At this moment, Xitong was shocked by this trailing brother again.Could it be that this is the legendary youthful face?This bastard obviously looks only sixteen or seventeen years old!
"Hmph, if the boss hadn't asked me to come, I wouldn't want to follow you!" Brother Tail made unnecessary emphasis on tracking Quantum, "Also, you have to give me the chocolate just now~"
Xitong was sweating profusely, "Okay, I'll give it all to you. So now can you tell me why you invited me to be a game tester?"
The second-hand follower brother "Ka Beng" took a bite of the chocolate, with an expression of enjoying the delicious food, closed his eyes and said lightly: "Boss said, this is the reason."
"..." Xitong would never say that he wanted to slap him.
"Of course, you can also refuse. But, you live this boring cycle of three points and one line every day, have you never thought about changing it? Entering that game as a game tester, the time in the real world is passed Very slowly, you may have been in it for several years, and the game world has only been over a month. Wouldn't you be tempted to experience a new life?" Brother Tailing opened his eyes, and his face showed nothing Seriously.
After hearing his words, Xitong was really moved.Although he is not short of money or anything in his current life, just like what brother tail said, it is a little less fun, and what he saves is just the same infinite loop, and he really wants to make some breakthroughs recently.
"Okay, I agree to your proposal, no, it's your boss's proposal." Xitong said.
Brother Tailing stretched out his hand, "Happy cooperation."
"Pleasant to work with."
……
Xitong, who is already in the game now, thinks back to the meeting with Tailing Brother back then, and still feels cheating, but let him go back to the beginning and meet Tailing Brother again, he will still be unable to stop his curiosity to talk to him.
Xitong was very glad that he went there at that time, because it allowed him to meet that "he", a feeling he had never experienced before.
Xitong looked at Gu Tianran who was already sound asleep in his arms, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and slowly closed his eyes, it was time for him to sleep.
The author has something to say: the extra episode is over, and the first volume is officially over.
[System]: Sprinkle flowers~~~~
Xitong: Congratulations Chuchu~
Gu Tianran: Hmph, I didn't appear much in this chapter, and I was still sleeping when I appeared!
Xi She: Daddy, mother, why don't you have me?Woo woo woo (going to transform)
Xuchu: For Mao, it seems like it's coming to an end, hey!It's not over yet!
Xitong transformed the bamboo building into a happy one, with red ribbons and red lanterns hanging everywhere, and also transformed Gu Tianran's original room into a new one, with red silk and satin quilts and pillows on the bed, and even the dressing table turned into mahogany of.In short, everything is covered in festive red.
However, Gu Tianran's mood was not so sunny and festive.
He twisted his face and looked at the wedding dress embroidered with peony patterns and the headdress and crown with peony patterns on his hands, his only thought was to tear Xitong into pieces.
Why let him be the woman's side?Why is he on the side wearing the wedding dress?Why should he wait in the same place for that bastard to "marry" him on a white horse?Gu Tianran gritted his teeth and thought about it, but he couldn't refuse. If he didn't leave here soon, he would almost forget what he was like in the original world, so he could only endure the humiliation (fog).
Forget it, anyway, being taken advantage of by Xi Tong is not something that happens once or twice (is Gu Tianran accustomed to it_(:зゝ∠)_), and finally taking advantage of him again can detach him or even stay away from him!
After thinking about it, Gu Tianran looked away (heavy fog!), and then began to wear the wedding dress on his body.
Soon, Xitong's wedding reception team had arrived, and although he conjured up those blissful bastards in the back, there was no disobedience at all. After all, it's marriage, how can there be less joy.
On the other side, Gu Tianran has already been sent into the wedding sedan chair by a showy Xi Niang transformed by Xitong.Because of the red hijab on his head, Gu Tianran couldn't see anything, so he didn't know that he just walked around the bamboo forest before coming out and returning to the bamboo building.
In this marriage ceremony, Xishe was spreading flowers on the side as a Xitong. The little guy was also dressed brightly. He was wearing a red brocade robe, which made him look more and more cute. The hairband of the same color tied the two The round bun, at first glance, I thought it was a little girl!
The ceremony began immediately, and Xi She ran to the door of the bamboo building and stood there, holding a small flower basket in his hand, which contained fresh petals picked from the flower garden beside the bamboo forest.Xi She thought to himself, when my father and mother come in, I will definitely sprinkle all these beautiful petals on their heads, and none of them will fall off!
"The auspicious time has come! The bride and groom enter the venue~~" Xi She yelled at the top of his voice the entrance words his father taught him for newcomers, his little face flushed with excitement.
After Xi She finished her entrance speech, Xi Tong, who was wearing a bright red wide-sleeved satin robe, carried Gu Tianran, who was wearing a wedding dress, into the wedding hall in the shape of a princess.
Xitong's face was full of joy, but Gu Tianran was covered by the hijab and couldn't see.
Xi She hurriedly sprinkled the petals from the flower basket on their heads, but due to his limited height, he only sprinkled them on their bodies, but it didn't affect his mood, he was still very excited.Dad and mother are going to get married, so he will have a younger brother or younger sister o(≧v≦)o~~
After Xitong put Gu Tianran down, Gu Tianran took off the red hijab, "I'm suffocating, I don't want to wear this, Xitong."
Xitong looked at Gu Tianran with a doting face, and said affectionately, "Okay, lady."
"..." Lady peat!In order not to waste time in bickering, Gu Tianran could only roar in his heart.
After the whole ceremony, the expressions and moods of the two were completely different.
After worshiping the heaven and the earth, Xitong smiled, and Gu Tianran was frowning.
Two visits to the high hall, the same joy and joy, Gu Tianran bitter and deep hatred.
Husband and wife bowed to each other, and Gu Tianran rolled his eyes frequently.
Immediately after the officiant said "Send it to the bridal chamber", Xitong hugged Gu Tianran again in the form of a princess, laughed and walked towards the new house, while Gu Tianran was expressionless.
"Send into the bridal chamber~Send into the bridal chamber~brothers and sisters~brothers and sisters~" Xi She was bouncing around, and when he saw a table of food, he was attracted by the food.
Here, Gu Tianran and Xitong are already preparing to have sex in the new house.
"Xitong," Gu Tianran glanced at Xitong who was sitting beside him, "You still remember what you said before."
"My lady, what are you talking about?" Xi Tong took Gu Tianran's hand, "Let's get down to business first~ My lady~"
"Of course, you agreed to let me do the exercises first, and now you regret it... But how could you treat me like this? Don't you want to push me back?..." Gu Tianran put aside Xitong's salty pig hands with a blank face Expressively, he repeated what Xitong had said in a flat voice.
"My lady, you still remember what you said for your husband, and you can retell it so vividly (heavy fog). I am really touched by your husband!" Not only was Xi Tong not stimulated by Gu Tianran's words, but he His face was moved, and Gu Tianran wiped his tears with his sleeves.
"..." Gu Tianran was unable to complain, "In short, you just want to push me back." Gu Tianran still didn't give up the idea of pushing back.
"Okay, lady~" Xitong's face was already charming, coupled with the deliberate charm, the cinnabar mole on the center of his eyebrows looked extremely enchanting.What he held this time was not Gu Tianran's hand but his hair hanging over his shoulders (because of getting married, Gu Tianran's hair was changed into long hair by Xitong) and put it on his lips for a soft kiss, "My lady~ you want to be on top~"
"You, you... don't touch my hair!" What Gu Tianran couldn't resist the most was Xi Tong's coquettish state, and he used this trick every time to seduce him, "Of course I want to be on top! And! You! No! Proper! Move! Not even once!”
Xitong smiled seductively, supported Gu Tianran's shoulders and slowly fell down, then turned around, and changed into the posture where he was lowering Gu Tianran, "Now, is the lady satisfied?"
Gu Tianran's face was a little blushing, and his speech became a little awkward, "Dang, Dang, of course I am satisfied! Well, you are not allowed to move, if you do, I will use the [House Card]!"
"Of order, lady~" Xi Tong lay quietly under Gu Tianran's body|, as if slender and boneless, looking directly at Gu Tianran's eyes that seemed to be dripping with tenderness, and a pinch of tiny crumbs fell out of his forehead due to his movements. His long hair hung down to his thick and slender eyelashes, but the corners of his narrow eyes were slightly raised, making him look extremely charming.
Gu Tianran seemed to be sucked in by Xitong's gentle eyes, he just stared at him blankly, but didn't see any movement.Xitong chuckled, raised his upper body and stretched out his slender arms to hook Gu Tianran's neck and pulled him towards him, first took a sip on his lips, and then breathed lightly in his ear, "Miss, do I look good?" ? Why do you look stupid?"
Shocked by Xitong's exhale, Gu Tianran came to his senses, raised his body and pursed his mouth in displeasure, "You, you...you agreed not to move?"
Xitong blinked mischievously, "It's the lady, you don't move first, my husband thinks you don't want to move, so I will move for you."
"Hmph, don't do small tricks to seduce me! Don't move! Otherwise, use [House Card]!" Gu Tianran gestured to slide his right index finger to draw out the menu.
"No! My lady, I was wrong~" Xitong pulled his hand, "Then, my lady, you have to move~"
"I know, I can do it myself! You don't need to teach me!" Heh heh, the back pressure begins!
The red candles are dancing, the window curtains are misty, and the two people in the tent have their clothes completely removed, and they meet each other frankly.
"My lady, why are you still moving?"
"I, um, feel so bad..."
"Lady~ If you don't move, then let my husband move for you~"
"Well... don't... I want to... move..."
"My lady, why are you still not moving?"
"I... um... I can't do it..."
"Then let your husband do the work for you!"
As soon as the shadow in the tent moved, Gu Tianran had already become the one below, but he didn't yell anymore and don't move, because he was too busy to take care of himself.
The moment Xitong entered Gu Tianran, a white light suddenly appeared, and the familiar dialogue box appeared in front of the two of them again.
[System: Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations to the newlyweds~ Congratulations to both of you for passing the first level (the ghost man in the mountain village), now move to the lounge and wait for the lottery to enter the second level, then, above]
Gu Tianran and Xi Tong who are on the head of sex|: ... the system you uncle!
Then, there was another burst of blinding white light, and the two people in the tent had disappeared.
Gu Tianran is now in the so-called lounge, with a look of evil on his face.
The soul light system really tricked him, and he came to declare the game pass when he and Xitong, that...that time!They clearly said before that they only counted if they had to have intercourse once, so their business has only just begun, okay?
At this time, Gu Tianran didn't realize at all that he was regretting being in love|love with Xi, and he still didn't press back!
How should I put it, does it mean that Gu Tianran already likes Xitong so much?Or maybe he fell in love with Xitong's body?
[System: Dear Ms. Gu, first of all congratulations again for passing the first level of the "Four Levels" game (Ghost in the Mountain Village), then let's announce the second level, the second level is called (Bright Stars), It’s mainly about the entertainment industry, so it’s called Brilliant Stars]
"Hmm." Gu Tianran was still dissatisfied with the system interrupting his good business.
[System: The next step is the character lottery procedure that you did not perform last time. You only need to pull the lever of the character selection machine in front of you to select the character background]
As soon as the system finished speaking, Gu Tianran appeared in front of Gu Tianran's eyes with a "touch" sound, a machine similar to the stick game consoles that appear in some RPG games, with a red shell, and a series of texts about entertainment in different numbers scrolled on the screen. Sentences in the background include: the film king shrouded in halo, the third-tier star who was a smash hit, the famous director...etc. The worst thing he saw was a starlet who was entangled in notoriety. arrive!
[System: Miss Gu, please pull the lever]
Gu Tianran put his hand on the lever and pulled it down, and saw that the screen that was scrolling slowly began to scroll quickly, and then slowly, slowly, stopped.
The picture freezes, and there is a line of words on it, and then the corner of Gu Tianran's mouth twitched fiercely, really afraid of something!
——Congratulations on winning the background of "The Notorious Starlet".
[System: Ms. Gu, congratulations on the completion of the lottery, and your game name will not be changed, so now please say any sentence to enter the game...]
"System, where's the agreed character!" Gu Tianran suddenly yelled a second before entering the game.
【System: Blame me for being unlucky ╮(╯▽╰)╭】
The first volume (Mountain Village Ghost Man) is over.
The author has something to say: Let me explain, neither Xitong nor Gu Tianran knew what it was like to be married in ancient times (Of course I can’t write yingying in Xuchu...), so I simplified it according to what I saw in TV dramas Some, here comes a three-prayer.I hope you don't complain, Xu Chu is also a silver who can't describe ancient scenes, everyone forgive me!
[Cute System Small Theater II]
[System: Xuchu SAMA, why are you feeling refreshed today? 】
Xu Chu: code words for eating and sleeping
[System: This is really a good sign]
Xuchu: eat, sleep and play the system
【System: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻What did you do to me!】
Xuchu: ┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)
【system:……】
☆、【Extraordinary show Baoshouxing】
Today's time in the game is displayed as the tenth day of the tenth month of the lunar calendar, which is October tenth, the so-called cuteness day in the real world.
And the most coincidental thing is that today is actually the birthday of that Sao Baoxi in the game setting.
Being flamboyant, coupled with being cute, this setting is simply perfect!
Originally, Gu Tianran didn't know about it, not even Xitong himself. The main reason was to blame the good thing's system.
At that time, Gu Tianran was playing Cuju, which is the ancient version of football, with Xi She in the courtyard.They defended and kicked one by one, having a great time.
"Father, this game is really fun!" Xi She said with a smile while holding the ball, "But why don't you let Daddy play with us?"
"It's just... I want to play too." Xitong bit his handkerchief and drew circles in the corner of the yard, muttering softly.
Gu Tianran silently shot a saber at Xi Tong, then bent down and smiled at Xi She: "Because your daddy is up to his waist, so it's not suitable for strenuous exercise." If you touch this and that, Xiaoye will let you play with it!
"How can there be...the one with a bad waist is..." Turning around, he looked at one of them who continued to mutter and draw circles.
"Huh? Who is it?" Gu Tianran raised his eyebrows.
Xitong took care of Tianran, which was a sign of getting angry. He turned around and continued to draw circles, "It's me, it's me. She'er, you play with your mother and father. It's good for your father to stay here. You play."
"Hee hee, that's alright, mother and father, it's your turn to kick~" Xi She hopped into the simple gatekeeper.
Just when they thought that today would pass away like this, an uninvited guest suddenly arrived - a dialog box, and a squeaky clean voice.
[System: Congratulations Mr. Xi, Mr. Congratulations!Today is your birthday o(≧v≦)o~~Sahua~】
Gu Tianran: (⊙o⊙)?
Xitong: (⊙_⊙)?
Xishe: ~(≧▽≦)/~Yeah, there is something delicious!
Gu Tianran was still digesting the surprise. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "You mean today is Xitong's birthday? Is it your system No. [-]? Tester No. [-]?"
[System: (⊙o⊙) Yes, why are you surprised? 】
Xi Tong said indifferently: "Because we don't make games, we have to celebrate our birthday."
[System: Mr. Xi, Ms. Gu, this will be explained in detail below.Although it's just a piece of data, the creators of this place have made it very humane, not to mention your birthday, as long as it's a holiday on the calendar, I will come to send blessings! 】
Gu Tianran was sweating profusely, so he said earlier that this guy is a human, well, he is not considered a human, but he has humanity. "So, today you want to celebrate Xitong's birthday?"
【System: Yes】
"But you are just a dialog box, how do you celebrate? Use a dialog box to display the cake? Can it be eaten..." Gu Tianran was puzzled.
[System: Ms. Gu, this is the game world you underestimate.System No. [-] can be materialized, and of course the next one can also be anthropomorphic! 】
As soon as the system dialog box appeared, a white figure appeared in front of Gu Tianran and the others, with a small white body, fluffy ears (?), fluffy paws (?), and a long wagging tail. There is also a pinch of flaming white hair.
The three members of Xi's family who were already messed up in the wind: the agreed personification!
"Damn it ヾ(t')! The anthropomorphism we agreed upon, this is a cat! And why does it look so much like my little devil!" Gu Tianran took out his backpack and threw it on the ground.
"I don't know why I turned into a cat meow. The settings in the next place are all set by the game maker in advance, and I haven't tried anthropomorphic meow before~"
What the system cat said was so reasonable that Gu Tianran was speechless.
At this moment, Xi She squatted silently beside the system cat.
System Cat: (^ω^) Meow~
Xishe: (≧▽≦)/catch
"Meow! Miss Gu, Mr. Xi! Let Master Xi let go of the lower tail! Meow!" It turned out that Xi She had never seen a cat before, so driven by curiosity, he grabbed the tail of the shaking cat. That's the cat's weakness, because there are many nerve cells in the cat's tail.
Gu Tianran patted Xishe's head, and whispered in his heart, well done son!But he still gently pulled away Xi She's hand, and said softly to Xi She: "She'er, this little thing is called a cat, and before it is vaccinated, if you touch it, it will turn into a monster." Oh~ so let's not touch it~"
The system cat is out of control now. It stood up, crossed its paws, turned its head and said, "Miss Gu, the following is a piece of data. It doesn't carry any germs that cats and dogs would carry meow!"
"So, System Cat, what is your birthday present for Xitong?" Gu Tianran ignored it.
"Meow, I can make cakes!" The system cat has already forgotten what Gu Tianran said just now, and is attracted by the topic of birthday cakes. Sure enough, will the capacity of the brain be small (fog)?
"Pfft, do you make it with cat's claws?" Xitong, who had been silent at the side, couldn't help laughing when he heard the system cat's words.
"Why can't it be... Huh, I, I can make a cake!" As he said, Gu Tianran and the others turned around. in the living room.
The three members of Xi's family were messed up in the wind again: This guy is definitely a tsundere and a bastard!
"System cat, do you want us to wear ancient costumes and eat birthday cakes and have a birthday party at this place ( ̄△ ̄;)" Gu Tianran said.
"Then change to another one!"
There are many strangers and a huge cake by the swimming pool of the luxury villa, and Gu Tianran and the others are still dressed in ancient costumes.
Gu Tianran didn't even want to say, as long as they changed their clothes, why bother. "System cat..."
As soon as Gu Tianran opened his mouth, the system cat interrupted, "This is not good either? Then..."
This time, it was on a yacht driving on the vast ocean, drinking and feasting.
The petrified Xi family of three: Do you dare to come to an ancient one!
Really can't stand the system cat's second-hand ideas, and finally they decided to hold a birthday party that fits the temperament of the ancients——
Set up a table in the small courtyard of the bamboo building, Gu Tianran cooks some side dishes, and cooks a bowl of longevity noodles for Xitong, and the matter is over.
The conversation between Gu Tianran and Xi in the same bed at night.
"Of course, today is my birthday."
"I've already made longevity noodles for you as a birthday present."
"I'm not full..."
"Then I'll get you another bowl?"
"It's not noodles that I want to eat, it's you~"
"Go (ノ`Д)ノ"
"..."
The author has something to say: one more story.There's another one tomorrow.
☆、【The daily routine of Saobao outside the episode】
Before Xitong entered the game "Four Levels" as a game tester, he was actually just an ordinary office worker in the real world.
Although his occupation is a bit special, and his occupation must be kept secret, so I won't explain too much.
Xitong's working hours are very irregular. He may work for one day and take half a year's vacation, or he may work for a year but only take one day's vacation.
Recently, Xitong found out that he was being followed.
He didn't pay much attention at first, but in the only few times he went out, there would be a man wearing a black baseball cap, a black vest lined with a brown turtleneck sweater, light blue denim cropped pants, and black high-top shoes Man, oh yes, that man is also wearing a black mask with white question mark characters printed on his face.That person will always appear in all the places he has been to, coffee shops, bookstores, banks, CD stores... If all these are coincidences, then it can only be said that the probability is as high as 100% coincidence.
It is said that the person is following him, but it actually feels more like stalking, but stalking is generally not as weird as this person.
When Xitong was enjoying afternoon tea at the coffee shop, that person was also doing the same thing not far away comfortably. Even though he was wearing a mask, Xitong could still tell from his crooked eyebrows that he was Very enjoyable.While in the CD store, when Xitong was picking some classical music, that person went to the rock music section to pick out CDs on his own.So, is this person not afraid that Xitong will find out that he is following him, or is he completely unaware that he has been exposed?
On this day, Xitong had a once-a-week shopping day, and he came to a nearby big shopping mall to start purchasing grain and some daily necessities. When he saw the tailing brother again, the tailing brother was the popular nickname given to him by Xitong, which was convenient. Cursing in my heart~ This time, Xitong finally couldn't hold back his squirming curiosity to reveal the true face of that person, and planned to have a showdown with that trailing brother.
Just when Xitong was going to rush forward to catch the trailing brother by surprise, the trailing brother who was still in chocolate with glowing eyes suddenly made a gorgeous 360-degree rotation, stopped and posed a pose of kneeling on one knee and covering his hat with his right hand, Then he raised his head and took off the mask, revealing an overly young face, and smiled brightly at Xitong, "Hello, Xitong~" Instead, he caught Xitong by surprise.
"I was still wondering when you would find me. I didn't expect to be discovered by you after so long. It can be seen that I am good at tracking, hahaha~" Brother Tailing laughed with his hands on his hips, and Xitong could only use He looked at him with an idiot's eyes, and then moved his steps silently, exuding the breath of "I definitely don't know this guy".
If he had known that this guy was such a bad guy, he shouldn't, he shouldn't! ! !Makes you curious!Makes you curious!
"Hmm," Xi Tong cleared his throat and took another step away, "I'm sorry sir, you may have misidentified the person." After speaking, he planned to stay away from this scumbag follower.
However, because Xitong was pushing a heavy shopping cart full of food and some miscellaneous things, which delayed his steps, he was unfortunately caught by that second-hand trailing brother...
"Hey, don't go, how could I recognize the wrong person, I have been following you for so many days, and I followed you into this mall. No matter how you say it, you have to take me out, I don't know you This way." The second-hand follower brother said and secretly grabbed a piece of chocolate that he had been staring at for a long time and put it in Xitong's shopping cart, "Hehehe, Xitong, I don't have any money, you help me first buy it~"
Xitong, who had been petrified at this time and was blown away by a gust of wind: X﹏X Why is he so swollen?
After tossing for a long time, when Xitong returned home, there was an uninvited "guest" behind him.
"So, you followed me for so many days just to invite me into the game to be a game tester? Boy, are you too free?" Xitong was confused by the reason of following brother, thinking Just invite him to be straightforward. Why do you have to follow him so troublesomely? He's still a young man who thinks he's good at following him.
Brother Wei Sui was originally sitting comfortably on the new sofa that Xi Tong had just bought, but when Xi Tong said that Wei Sui and the boy raised his eyebrows, he also silently pursed his mouth and said with a soft snort: "I was stalking, not stalking as you said! Also, I am 27 years old! Look clearly, who is a teenager!"
At this moment, Xitong was shocked by this trailing brother again.Could it be that this is the legendary youthful face?This bastard obviously looks only sixteen or seventeen years old!
"Hmph, if the boss hadn't asked me to come, I wouldn't want to follow you!" Brother Tail made unnecessary emphasis on tracking Quantum, "Also, you have to give me the chocolate just now~"
Xitong was sweating profusely, "Okay, I'll give it all to you. So now can you tell me why you invited me to be a game tester?"
The second-hand follower brother "Ka Beng" took a bite of the chocolate, with an expression of enjoying the delicious food, closed his eyes and said lightly: "Boss said, this is the reason."
"..." Xitong would never say that he wanted to slap him.
"Of course, you can also refuse. But, you live this boring cycle of three points and one line every day, have you never thought about changing it? Entering that game as a game tester, the time in the real world is passed Very slowly, you may have been in it for several years, and the game world has only been over a month. Wouldn't you be tempted to experience a new life?" Brother Tailing opened his eyes, and his face showed nothing Seriously.
After hearing his words, Xitong was really moved.Although he is not short of money or anything in his current life, just like what brother tail said, it is a little less fun, and what he saves is just the same infinite loop, and he really wants to make some breakthroughs recently.
"Okay, I agree to your proposal, no, it's your boss's proposal." Xitong said.
Brother Tailing stretched out his hand, "Happy cooperation."
"Pleasant to work with."
……
Xitong, who is already in the game now, thinks back to the meeting with Tailing Brother back then, and still feels cheating, but let him go back to the beginning and meet Tailing Brother again, he will still be unable to stop his curiosity to talk to him.
Xitong was very glad that he went there at that time, because it allowed him to meet that "he", a feeling he had never experienced before.
Xitong looked at Gu Tianran who was already sound asleep in his arms, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and slowly closed his eyes, it was time for him to sleep.
The author has something to say: the extra episode is over, and the first volume is officially over.
[System]: Sprinkle flowers~~~~
Xitong: Congratulations Chuchu~
Gu Tianran: Hmph, I didn't appear much in this chapter, and I was still sleeping when I appeared!
Xi She: Daddy, mother, why don't you have me?Woo woo woo (going to transform)
Xuchu: For Mao, it seems like it's coming to an end, hey!It's not over yet!
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