Being molested by the system every day

Lin Ming's cell phone was snatched by Gu Tianran, and he pressed his index finger and thumb to enlarge the unsightly photo on the screen.

It was a photo with obvious signs of photoshopping, as if the heads of Gu Tianran and Xitong were forced onto two bare-chested men who were posing ecstatically.

As long as the eyes are not color-blind or near-sighted and don't wear glasses, you can definitely see it, because Xitong's skin is relatively fair, and Gu Tianran doesn't have abdominal muscles.There is another fatal problem with this picture.

"Fuck, who PS this picture! How could I be shorter than Ranran?! And look at the neck," Xitong said, and slapped Lin Ming on the head. Don't you know how our bodies are! Also, you can tell that I'm taller at a glance, okay?" Xitong glared at Lin Ming angrily after finishing speaking.

Lin Ming was aggrieved by Xi Tong's slap, and retorted in a low voice, "I don't know, and I haven't taken a bath with you, every time I go, you say something, but you don't like being with others. To take a bath……"

"I don't like washing with others," Gu Tianran said while looking at Xitong. "Of course, others include you."

"Of course, it's like this, what's the relationship between us? I grew up wearing a pair of pants, so let me squeeze tonight?" Xi Tong blinked and said coquettishly.

Gu Tianran returned the phone to Lin Ming, took the test papers and left, "Let's go to the evening self-study first."

"You agree to it like this! Hehe, it really is the best for me~"

Lin Ming heard the two people's voices getting farther and farther away, and thought to himself, did they just leave this matter behind?Thanks to myself being so excited, shit.However, even without that photo, these two people still look very tricky...

Lin Ming, a rotten man too.

On the other hand, the system cat saw that the photos he posted on the Internet not only failed to capture those two people, but was also despised by PS technology. It was so angry that its cat's beard exploded, and its paws scratched the seat.

"I'm so pissed off, I actually look down on me, I don't know how to PS, can't I! Hmph, since this trick doesn't work for you, then wait for the next trick!" said the system cat, covering its mouth with its paw. There was a burst of laughter, and the cat's eyes were narrowed, obviously not thinking about anything good.

The system cat manipulated the mouse with its furry paws to drag the progress bar, fast-forwarding Gu Tianran's time again, then jumped off the seat with a lewd smile on its face, and twisted the cat's buttocks to a door.

The door looked ordinary, except that there was a cat's claw-shaped groove in the center of the door. The system cat put its paw on it just right, as if it was tailor-made for it.

The moment it put its paws on it, the door opened, and the faint smoke lingered and dissipated for a moment, and the scenery inside the door slowly appeared, it was actually the backyard of Gu Tianran's house.

The sun was scorching inside the door. Gu Tianran sat alone in the shade under the big tree in the backyard, with a floor-standing electric fan whistling beside him. He frowned and bit the end of his pen subconsciously, as if he was stunned by the test paper in front of him. fall down.Besides, the weather today is really hot, and the air conditioner at home is broken again. I wanted to go to Xi’s house, but I didn’t expect that kid to make an appointment with a classmate behind his back. Now I’m going out to sing. I originally invited him Yes, but I don't like to sing because I'm tone deaf...

So, in the end, I could only silently write my summer homework under the tree alone.

That's right, the system cat adjusted the schedule to the summer vacation, and he stopped when Zhun Xitong was not around. This time, let's see how he flirts with Gu Tianran, "Jie Jie Jie Jie..."

The system cat stepped on the catwalk with a sly smile, twisted its buttocks, and entered the door. When he entered, the door closed by itself, and then a person came out from the shadow of the control room, and his mouth also said: There was a "Jie Jie Jie Jie" laughter.

The system cat set the entrance of the door on the big tree behind Gu Tianran. When he came out, he was on the tree trunk. It looked down at Gu Tianran from a high position, and smirked again, "Jie Jie Jie Jie..."

Gu Tianran was doing his homework quietly at first, when he suddenly heard a sinister laughter, he looked around, but found nothing, obviously it was the scorching sun, but he shrank his neck abruptly, gusts of cool wind blowing from his neck came.

Gu Tianran turned his head slowly with his eyes closed, but when he opened his eyes to see the situation in front of him clearly, he suddenly lost his fear and wanted to laugh instead.

The picture he saw could not but be called a vision. A fluffy white kitten grabbed a twig and landed on his neck. Now they are facing each other, with their eyes closed and their mouths pouted, blowing vigorously. .Now, after opening the cat's eyes, I found that I was looking at it, and I still maintained a pouting expression, blinking my eyes, why did I feel so stupid and cute.

The system cat acted according to the plan, and then it blew on Gu Tianran's neck to scare Gu Tianran, but it didn't expect Gu Tianran to turn his head suddenly, and gradually set himself invisible, why did it feel Gu Tianran is looking at himself?And stretched out his hands to lean on himself...

"Meow!" The system cat let out a meow, jumped back, and jumped back to the tree to go to the entrance set by itself. As soon as the entrance was gone, the original door was gone, but it didn't stop, so unfortunately, it fell from the tree.

"Meow!!!" A scream resounded through the sky.

……

Gu Tianran carefully bandaged the injured right hind leg of the white fluffy kitten who suddenly couldn't think about it and fell from the tree. Fortunately, his hand caught it, otherwise it must be more than a broken leg now.

"Why are you so overwhelmed? I just want to hug you off that thin branch. Really, it's better now, you're injured." Gu Tianran thought while bandaging.

However, the system cat is very regretful now, what happened just now, the entrance I set up is gone, and I can’t speak now, a dialog box will appear when I speak, now I am in a dilemma, my legs are still falling hurt.

Gu Tianran didn't know why he liked cats so much, he looked at the system cat lovingly, stroked its back, and said, "It doesn't matter if Xitong stays with me in the future, I won't be sad if you stay with me. "

Sure enough, it was because Xitong didn't accompany him, and he was doing his homework alone in the backyard, but the system cat glanced at the homework book when he was blowing, but actually didn't move a word at all.

"Cat, do you agree with me naming you?" Gu Tianran said to himself holding the system cat.

"Meow!" Who gave you permission to name me!The next name has been given by the owner, it is called the system!

Gu Tianran raised the system cat to his eyes, ignored the contempt in the system cat's eyes, and said to himself: "You agree? What name should I give you? Call you, call you Xiaomao! Do you like it? ?”

"Meow!!! Meow!!!" I don't like it!I don't like it at all!Don't call me such a vulgar name, my name is the system!

"You like it! Great, little meow, little meow~" Gu Tianran picked up the system cat and walked downstairs, "How about I take you to eat something, and then take a bath?"

The system cat was still resentful of the ugly name given by Gu Tianran, but when it heard the word bath, it was immediately frozen, and its head short-circuited for a few seconds.

What did Ms. Gu say just now? Did she mean that she was going to take a bath? After taking a bath, does he know that the system cannot be wetted?Do you have common sense? Besides, cats hate water so much!

The system cat growled a few words inwardly, then switched on the struggling mode, scratching randomly in Gu Tianran's arms.

"Little meow, what's wrong with you? You don't want to eat?" Gu Tianran was startled by the system cat's sudden struggle, and grabbed its waist, fearing that it might get hurt if it struggled too hard, "If you don't want to eat, go there first." Shall I take a shower?"

As he said that, Gu Tianran changed his route and headed directly to the bathroom, and now the system cat struggled even more.

Then, the system cat accidentally spoke, accidentally, and then a dialog box appeared in front of Gu Tianran...

[System: Damn ヾ(?｀Д′?)!Miss Gu, the system cannot be flooded, don't you make it! 】

As soon as the system cat finished speaking, he immediately regretted it. He made a big mistake. Master, I'm sorry!

Gu Tianran was dumbfounded when he saw the dialog box that appeared in front of him, and the system cat that had broken free from his arms and jumped to the ground.He can't react to the situation in front of him now, what's going on, wait, head, head is about to split...

"Headache, it hurts!" Gu Tianran hugged his head and screamed, and slowly approached the system cat step by step, but before he got close, he fell to the ground, muttering: "Little, meow... the system... "

[System: Miss Gu? 】

Gu Tianran only felt as if his head had been forcibly split open, and he didn't want the pain. There were many fragments in his head that slowly began to piece together, piece by piece, and the images on it slowly moved by themselves.

Bamboo building, red clothes, silver hair, fluffy bag.

Coming out, movie star, Xu Chu, couple of citizens.

Cracks, systems, similarities...

What is this all about?

Oh, these are my memories.Gu Tianran thought silently in his heart.Wait, what am I doing now?

Gu Tianran woke up slowly, looked at the system cat who was still shivering, and said, his voice became a little hoarse because of the roar just now: "System, what's going on, you have to explain it to me."

[System: Gu, Ms. Gu, none of this is what you think...(╥╯^╰╥)]

"Oh? Then explain to me. Why, you said that as long as you enter the crack, you will explain to me the content of the next level, but I lost consciousness and then lost my memory. Now," Gu Tianran pulled his clothes , stretching out his arms, "What's going on with this teenage body?"

[System: This, this is all designed by the master! 】

Gu Tianran heard the word master for the first time, and he always thought that everything before was controlled by the system.

"Master? What master?"

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