Being molested by the system every day

Chapter 1 Tsundere System Your Uncle

Gu Tianran is a gaming geek. What he plays is not the kind of high-end online competitive games, but the kind of stand-alone development games that other people play when they have nothing to do with the Internet, such as: "The Sims", "Heartbeat Memories" ".

Gu Tianran can stay at home for half a month without going out, eat instant noodles and drink for free every day just to clear a character in the game, and he never reads the guide.

Today is the sixth week for Gu Tianran to clear the first level in the game "Four Levels". As soon as he is about to successfully clear the game, a dialog box pops up suddenly.

[System: Dear player, I'm sorry, the game will restart due to an unknown error in the program, please press any key to confirm...]

Gu Tianran's mind suddenly exploded at that time.This game cannot be saved halfway. It will be saved automatically only when you play the game at a specified point in time. So once you play wrong or have a wrong dialogue, you can only cry and start playing again. Most people discover this by mistake. I don’t want to play with the setting, but who is Gu Tianran? He has restarted 36 times, and he is about to succeed in the strategy. At this time, the game itself has missed the big event. Do you think he will let it go?The answer is of course NO!

Gu Tianran didn't dare to touch any buttons, because all his hard work would be in vain.So he decided to make an exception for this hard-won success, the last time he watched the strategy online.

Gently put down the PS3, Gu Tianran rushed upstairs to turn on the computer that had not been used for a long time.The power button is broken, and it can only be turned on by poking it with a sharp object. Gu Tianran picked up the Swiss Army knife that was always lying around and poked it. It is estimated that after this time, the computer will never be turned on again.

"Why does this damn computer start up so slowly!" Gu Tianran yelled, smashing the mouse.

It took almost 5 minutes for the computer to enter the desktop from the welcome interface, and Gu Tianran was so anxious that he wanted to smash the computer.Find the 36X browser, double-click to open it, open the Baidu homepage and search for the "Four Levels" strategy, and it shows that Baidu has found about 200,000,000 related results for him.Gu Tianran chose the first article "PS3 Love Cultivation Game "Four Levels" Ultimate Strategy - Super Complete Super Awesome Strategy" and clicked on it, it turned out to be an invalid web page!After closing the webpage, he continued to click on the second item "Come in and you will know how to easily pass the "Four Levels"~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦", the page is wrong!The third article "Want to know why the game restarts? Come in and take a look and you will know~", it is actually a Trojan horse page (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻! Gu Tianran is also drunk, and now the most important thing between people The basic trust is gone, right? God is sincerely against him today, right?

Just when Gu Tianran was struggling to click on the next website, a series of crisp "Dididi" sounds came from downstairs.Gu Tianran yelled badly in his heart, forgot that there was a naughty little devil downstairs at home!That little cat who does all kinds of evil!

Gu Tianran let go of the computer and ran downstairs. Maybe it was because he was in a hurry to go downstairs, or maybe it was really God's fault. Gu Tianran, unfortunately, rolled down from upstairs.Just a second before he closed his eyes, he saw his little devil walking gracefully past his PS3, and the expression of that little devil seemed to be smiling evilly...

The first moment Gu Tianran opened his eyes, he wanted to strangle that dead cat to death. If he had known this damn cat, he would not have brought him home. Why did the tsundere attribute appear in what was supposed to be a cure? On the little meow!This is simply the ultimate BUG in the settings!But the strange thing was that his body couldn't move. He tried to turn his head, but it didn't work.He could only stare straight up, seeing endless white, empty white.This is a hospital?Gu Tianran's first thought was that he was disabled from the fall, and he might be lying on the hospital bed paralyzed all over his body. No, no one usually comes to his house, so it is impossible to be on the hospital bed, but lying on the spot, but the ceiling of his house It's not white...

"Ding dong!" With a crisp sound, Gu Tianran felt his body slowly float up, yes, it was the feeling of floating on water, and he was still floating straight.Just when Gu Tianran felt strange, a dialog box that was too familiar popped up in front of his eyes, and a clean male voice sounded in his ears at the same time——

[System: Dear Ms. Gu, welcome to the game world of "Four Levels"~]

"System?! Why are you here?" Gu Tianran was taken aback, "What else is Miss Gu! You are Miss Gu! Your whole family is Miss Gu! The boss is a man!"

[System: Miss Gu, since the gender you filled out in the real world is female, I call you "Miss Gu", and you are no longer in the real world, but have entered the game world in the three-dimensional gap, welcome again You come to the game world of "Four Levels" o(≧v≦)o~~Sahua]

Gu Tianran turned up a pair of health balls, "The target of the attack is a man, do you think I can attack him by pretending to be a man! Can I!" Wait a minute, the point is not here, "You...you just said that I am not in reality The world is gone?! What does that mean?"

[System: It literally means, simply put, you have traveled through time, into the game world]

"Then..." Gu Tianran thought for a while, "Then is my game save still there?!" Everything else doesn't matter, as long as his game save is still there, he doesn't care about the game world.

[System: Ms. Gu, as long as you pass all the levels in the game world, not only can you return to the real world, but your save files before the time travel will also be automatically restored, and I can even provide you with a series of strategy materials below.Now let me tell you some basic usage methods. There is a bracelet on your right wrist, which is the connector between the player and the system. As long as you gently wave your right index finger, a system menu will appear in front of your eyes. You just need to follow the above Just click the button, it includes...]

"Okay, okay, I get it. I don't need strategy or anything, as long as I can restore my save file and let me return to the real world. Also, don't call me Miss Gu again!" Gu Tianran shouted angrily , "Do you think I look like a man and have a gender but a woman? Can I really get the character off? Especially in a world that looks at both faces and chests!"

[System: Maybe that’s the case... Well, okay, due to the game maker’s mistake, I decided to give you another chance to re-enter the data, please don’t make any mistakes again (^_^) Please say anything Confirmation...]

It's okay for Gu Tianran to think about it, anyway, he doesn't want to be Miss Gu.Gu Tianran yelled, "Your uncle, the system!"

[System: Miss Gu, because you insulted me, the opportunity just now has been quietly missed while you were talking, so I can only call you Miss Gu in the future]

"System, you are cheating for selfishness! You are abusing cute and honest players out of selfishness! I want to sue you!" Gu Tianran moved his right index finger to open the system menu to find the complaint button, but there was no such item!

[System: hum ( ̄ー ̄)]

Gu Tianran was speechless, why does this system look so much like his dead cat, full of Tsundere attributes! "System, are you so arrogant, did your game maker make it? Did you make it!"

[System: Ms. Gu, because you are insulting me again, although your information is filled in as a woman, you are going to attack as a man in the game ╮(╯▽╰)╭】

"System, you... A cute word like Tsundere is not an insult!" Gu Tianran felt that if he talked to the system, he would turn into the Roaring Emperor, which was really hurtful.

[System: By the way, since you have traveled to the game world of "Four Levels", I would like to remind you that since you have traveled to the game, the game tasks to be performed are quite different from those in the real world .Of course, you don’t have to do it again 36 times like in the real world ( ̄y▽ ̄)~* cover your mouth and laugh]

"System, you are actually a human..." Gu Tianran has never seen such a humanized system that is arrogant, expressive, and has the ability to complain!

[System: Dear Ms. Gu, are you thinking too much, this is a small system with no rights]

"Xiaoxiao has no rights, it's really not convincing when you say it out of your mouth, dear!" Gu Tianran felt three drops of sweat on his forehead, "Let's not talk nonsense, hurry up and talk about what the mission is."

[System: Alright, then I will explain it to you now.The four levels set in the game are announced when each level is passed, so now I can only tell you about the first level.The first level is called "Mountain Village Ghost Man" and the main task is - when you find Xitong, you will know the next plot task.Of course, before that, the plots you have to experience are the same as those in the real world, such as Xiaoyu, who came to find you in a ruined temple, etc.]

"Oh...but who is Xitong?" What the hell is Xitong?It's just a name, how can he find it?

[System: Xitong is a character similar to opening the core of the game. Now the only hint I can give you is: Xitong, ruined the temple.nothing more]

"(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻This map is so big, and there are several ruined temples, and I don't know how to find it! And there must be no such thing as a small map when entering the game. Right! Right!"

[System: I'm sorry, Ms. Gu, there is no mini-map. This is necessary for the plot, and I can't help it ╮(╯▽╰)╭, but I will send you to the designated ruined temple, which will save you a lot of time.】

That's an all-around good explanation. "You are gloating, you are gloating!"

[System: Pu Chi, no, Pu Chi...]

Enough is enough, what kind of system is this! "I asked for a PS3, I want to pass the level with that!"

[System: Ms. Gu, this is not acceptable. If you do not enter the game, it is impossible to pass the level. Have you forgotten why you came to this game world?And, do you want to come again 36 times ( ̄y▽ ̄)~* cover your mouth and laugh】

"Uncle System! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ can you not mention this meme!" Gu Tianran shouted angrily.

[System: Ms. Gu, because you have violated the rules of heaven (?) many times, I decided to immediately send you to the game to start the strategy, location: a broken temple in a mountain village Time: [-] o'clock in the morning]

"No! I don't want to go to the ruined temple! System, system, we have something to talk about," Gu Tianran suddenly flattered, "Can we discuss it? Don't use small rights..." There must be Xiaoqiang in a place like a ruined temple yes!Gu Tianran is afraid of Xiaoqiang if his mother is not afraid of his father, but he is most afraid of Xiaoqiang!

[System: Then let you enter the game now, the teleportation starts, please say anything to confirm...]

"Master System! Don't ignore me!" Well, don't blame me for being unkind, I will fight to the end with your arrogant system!

[System: (#‵′) is still talking about me, you are not a bad guy! 】

"The system is great..." Before the words came out, Gu Tianran had already fallen into the vortex of teleportation.

In this way, Gu Tianran began his game life of fighting (sang), wit (xin), fighting (bing) and brave (kuang) with the system.

The author has something to say: _(┐「ε:)_Finally updated, please support me, Trojan horse~ I kissed your little cheeks~

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