[The King of Songs] Tucao and God unfold

[The King of Songs] Tucao and God unfold

Author: mustard gentleman

Copywriting

It's not my fault QAQ that Su Meizi dominates [His Royal Highness the Prince of Songs]! !It's the three-dimensional resentment that is too deep! !I don't believe that anyone can read "His Royal Highness Uta no Prince" with normal eyes without complaining! !Don't you complain? !That's not scientific = mouth =! !

↑↑↑↑Well, the above is a brain-dead copywriting written by a hand-dead author, as expected, I can only ask my son to come out to be cute and make money. Bookmark orz

Author: 【Son~(≧▽≦)/~Come out and show off your cuteness】

Sand Moon: [=A=+Huh?Give, opportunity, chance, you, again, say, one, time]

Author: [TAT sorry sorry! ! ! !I was wrong I was wrong! ! ! ! orz】

Satsuki: [=A=Stupid enough to look like Shibuya Yuchika]

Shibuya: [=dish=fuck! !Sand Moon! !Don't think I can't hear you scolding me! ! 】

Sand Moon: [=A=+Do you have any opinions? 】

Shibuya: [QAQ I'm sorry I'm sorry! ! ! !I was wrong I was wrong! ! ! ! orz】

Therefore, this article is a story about a Shaking S man and a Shaking M woman falling in love, killing each other and getting married (fog).

[Notes before reading]: This article belongs to the [Depression Hunting Department]/Purely personal complaints/Primary school Chinese is taught by a physical education teacher/Entry is risky and you need to be careful when making bricks/Good people have a safe life orz

Once you cross, you must become the second female

Not scientific! !

This is not scientific! !

Even if Wang [Bi——] Ying borrowed me to read Danmeixiang 18H's "The Crime of Words" is a stepping stone to open the door to a new world, I should also transmigrate into this comic! !Kami sama of the new world, can you explain why I'm wearing the wrong channel! ! =皮=Compared to this world of [His Royal Highness Song of Songs] (referred to as "King of Songs"), which is too noisy, I would rather be tied up and bloodletted by Shu Yuan, ah—— the latest episode I read is all Electric shock was used (cover face)! ! The QAQ result is that I wore it before I finished reading the manga, Kami-sama, do you have morals? ?Do you dare to let me read it first! !

Alas, forget it, since it is an unchangeable fact, I have no choice but to admit it.Fortunately, there is a law of time travel - time travel must be the second female, and I happened to be Shibuya Yu Qianxiang, who is obviously the most attractive in all animations [Yujie's figure is slender, her character is a prince, and she is 0 three-dimensional, all kinds of dating], Forget it, this is the world of Su Meizi, how can you ask the male protagonists to have normal aesthetics?╮╭

"Candidates, please put away things that are not related to the exam. The exam will start in 15 minutes."

That's right, I'm in the exam room right now, and I hate exams the most in my life. I'm actually really afraid of whatever comes to me. You have to have a degree in your back, dear!But at this moment, I suddenly thought of that old stalker again. It is said that in high school, there was a really stupid B fake bull in our class. At that time, the final exam was invigilated by a serious and constipated prefect. It didn’t take long for the exam to start. He was caught by the prefect and charged with [cheating].What a silly B. The hypocrite is very wronged. He said to the prefect: "I didn't cheat!" Grievance x2, "It's you who said to put away those irrelevant to the exam! These are not irrelevant! You see that the first ten questions are all within the scope of the teacher's circle! The teacher is a real tester! You can't just because the teacher is not in this It has nothing to do with the exam if you guess the next big question in the material and arrange it!" As a result, the prefect changed from (⊙_⊙) to #, so I won't talk about the fate of the stupid B hypocrite, anyway, readers don't care about this trick Will be interested ╮╭

Just 10 minutes before the start of the exam, a girl came late, and I caught my eye, Nima!Give me back my eyes! =Dish=Sneak attack is shameful, dear!The mobile killer in the full animation is the heroine's golden-green cataract eyes!Then she is still sitting next to me =口= Is today a catastrophe day?Isn't Nima already over time?Why did you let Miss Su come in!Do you dare to be virtuous in school!

But if Su Meizi can come in, the plot must have been triggered at the school gate just now, b really don't ask me what happened, I don't want to recall it.What?Tucao and commentary of the full text is my main task? =皮= Nima, do you think this is a game that can be repaired after clearing the game!

Forget it, let’s just explain it. Su Meizi was late just now, but the security guard released the dog and didn’t let the heroine in. , and then God Marysu gave the heroine a golden finger or something, hooked up with two princes [Ichiki Yinya] and [Jingu Temple Lotus] at the same time, and then used a sure kill [Memory Kill] to draw out The hostess is late because she wants to take the lost child to find her mother = mouth = shit, what kind of shit is this story! !This world is going to be ruined by you! !

As a result, the time quickly flew by while I was complaining secretly, until the teacher handed down the test paper to me, I = mouth = jaw almost dislocated, is there any reason!I am illiterate in Japanese, even if Su Shen gave me a golden finger to read and understand Japanese, but can anyone tell me that these professional problems are caused by a 15-year-old (real age) girl like Shibuya Yuqianxiang? I can answer! !Nima, what is this world set up for! !Kami sama, are you sure that you are really a man for cheating like this?

If, I can't pass the exam = can't enter this school = there is no need to exist = the end of the full text! !Readers, you are free now! !

Alright, just kidding, how can I hold everyone back at such a juncture after spending so many years in the Tianchao examination room and [cheating]?That's right, I won't answer these questions, but don't forget, next door to me is Miss Su who is favored by God Su, the heroine's halo is the most lovable!As long as you write the exact same answer as her, won't you be able to pass the level smoothly!Hahahaha, sister, I feel that I am shining with the light of wisdom.

[Ding——Congratulations to Shibuya Youqianxiang for acquiring the learning skill [Peek], this is an active skill and cannot be forgotten. [Peek]: The answer is yours and mine, but it is actually the teacher's. 】

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Nima = dish =... Is it fun to play with people like this? !

What shit skills! !Do you dare to give me a normal one? !

As a result, the exam ended without any suspense, so I won’t tell you that this is the author’s usual lazy transition sentence╮╭

"Arnold, I'm really sorry to bother you, I would like to ask..."

Huh?How did I hear sister Miyuki's voice just now?I turned my head, = mouth = shit!Eye!Crazy - 100HP!The blood tank is about to be emptied!

That's right, the only one who can have such a lethal force is the heroine Su Meizi, who exists like the final weapon in the whole play, that girl (?)!

She looked at me timidly and shyly, hesitated to speak, can I beg you not to open your eyes next time, dear!And what's going on with your hesitating to speak!

"Excuse me... what's the matter with you?" I asked bravely.

Su Meizi seems to have been at war between heaven and man for a long time before she made up her mind and told me, "..."

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Helpless, Su Meizi only turned up the volume by 10 at this time. Of course, it was just up to the decibels that people could hear. "Excuse me... do you have... sanitary napkins?" After speaking, her whole face flushed.

(⊙o⊙)!This time I understood, it turned out that I came to ask for the aunt’s towel, but I didn’t expect that the heroine would also come to the aunt, I thought it would be like the golden rule of [Male and female protagonists never shit] !

"Wait, I seem to have some in my bag..." After I finished speaking, I took out a big aunt's towel from my bag and handed it to Sister Su, and then I was shot to pieces by her hot eyes.Girl, I beg you, don't open your eyes to me, please? Sister QAQ, my heart is actually very fragile. Besides, everyone is coming to my aunt now, so they can be regarded as half-friends in the same trench (wrong) comrades-in-arms, so I really don’t need to thank me with these lethal eyes. , I can't bear it alone!

"Thank you, you're such a nice guy!"

[Congratulations on getting a good person card personally issued by Qihai Chunge, the character's favorability has increased by 50, and the current character's favorability is 50]

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=mouth=! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

what happened! ! ! ! !You thought you were a love development game, hey! ! ! ! !No, this seems to be an otome-oriented game! ! ! ! !No way = mouth = but the target of the attack is wrong! ! ! ! !And girl, how worthless your favorability is! ! ! ! !A rise of 50 or something is terrible! ! ! ! !And girls, don't issue cards casually! ! ! ! !It's going to be unlucky to receive a good person card certificate! ! ! ! !

When it was my turn to fight between heaven and man, Su Meizi came again with a second wave of zombies, no, it was the second wave...it seemed wrong, anyway, it was a new attack, such as [my name is XXX, how about you], and then I would [My name is OOO, you can just call me OO], and then everyone will [hehehe], and then everyone will smoothly become good friends or something (Dawu).

"My name is Qihai Chunge, what about you?"

Look, everything is on the main line ╮╭What's the matter with my spontaneous pride!But did I get the point wrong just now?She clearly said that her name is [Brother Chun]!Shouldn't I be complaining about this?

"Brother Chun, hehe, what a good name, my name is Shibuya Yuqianxiang." It is said that when a person says [hehe], in fact