a man who appears once a year

"Some classmates! I don't even know how his brain grows! He doesn't do any serious business. After he descends from the mortal world, he just steals there to eat. He doesn't know if the invisibility talisman is accidentally rubbed off. He still eats there. What! I was caught and didn’t know how to explain it. I apologized and paid some money, but in front of so many people, I used a magic spell to disappear out of thin air... I was still whispering there, and it was you——Chen Hai! "Si Ming was so angry that his hands were shaking, and his beard was almost crooked.

Chen Hai immediately hung his head limply.

Si Ming put his hands behind his back and continued to reprimand: "Chen Hai, write a 5-word self-criticism on your going down to earth today. If you can't finish writing, you are not allowed to go back. Apart from Chen Hai, there are [-] other students in our class. Secretly using spells was captured by human monitors! It was Qiyue who helped you secretly settle this matter, and you have to write a thousand-word self-criticism..."

Si Ming is admonishing students who use spells indiscriminately in the mortal world on the podium.

But Ruan Qiuping's name was not included in the list of violations.

Obviously, his acceleration spell, which was not as fast as a car, was too weak to be detected by the wristband.

That's right, after all, his cultivation has been stagnant for more than 100 years, and it has been weakened by nine-tenths after he descended to earth, so it should be lower in spells.

Ruan Qiuping was not ashamed of this, but thought it was a very lucky thing.

He hummed softly in his heart, lowered his head happily, took a pen and began to fill in the record book of the robbers just sent by the teacher.

After filling and filling, Ruan Qiuping couldn't be happier anymore.

Glancing at his handcuffed wrists, Ruan Qiuping gritted his teeth, thinking that he was being tricked by that little Yuhuan who was only 5 years old, and began to fill in the column of "Recorded Person's Shortcomings" with a pen: Cunning, insidious, scheming, full of lies...

No, I can't fit this line, so write smaller words.

After densely writing more than a dozen shortcomings to Yu Huan, Ruan Qiuping finally let out a sigh of relief and put down his pen.

Next line: "Merits of the person being recorded."

No advantages, do not write!

Ruan Qiuping curled his lips and continued to fill in the content below.

"Today's itinerary of the person being recorded."

The pen in Ruan Qiuping's hand paused. According to the regulations, he should not have met Yu Huan, nor should he have had too much communication with Yu Huan, so he could only erase the traces of his own existence in the record.

"The recorded person ran away from home and hid next to a paint bucket in an abandoned factory. He was found by people in an illegal slaughterhouse and fled. Anyone who was willing to adopt him was rejected. Finally, he was arrested and returned home."

Ruan Qiuping always felt weird looking at this record without any trace of himself.

"Everyone can take the record book back and write it. It will be handed in tomorrow morning. Those who were fined to write a self-criticism will keep it, and the rest can go back!" Si Ming said.

As soon as Ruan Qiuping got home, he saw his father waiting for him at the door with a happy face.

"Why are you so happy?" Ruan Qiuping asked expectantly, "Is there anything good?"

Ruan Shengfeng took out a small box from behind, with a proud face: "Qiu Ping, guess what it is?"

"What? So mysterious!" Ruan Qiuping was really curious.

Ruan Shengfeng opened the cumbersome box and said, "I'm sorry, I took Dongdong to the trading forest to play, maybe you gave Dongdong's jade pendant a play, Dongdong was very lucky today, and played several times in a row. She won all the games, so I took her to play the blind box..."

Ruan Qiuping didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Father! With our family's luck, why do you still dare to play blind boxes? Have you forgotten why our family's two big golden lions don't exist?"

"Oh, don't worry, just listen to me..."

"You say, you say."

"Then, I took Dongdong to play with a blind box, which was the cheapest one. Guess what Dongdong opened——Dongdong actually opened a box that took ten thousand years to practice. The Golden Qi Condensing Soul Pill!" As soon as Ruan Shengfeng finished speaking, the pill box was opened, and there was indeed a glittering golden pill inside.

"...Golden Qi Condensing Soul Pill?"

"Yes, it's the Golden Qi Condensing Soul Pill that can improve the cultivation of gods! Didn't your cultivation level not increase after you entered the bottleneck more than 100 years ago? With this pill, you can definitely break through the bottleneck... Then what? What is it to be able to become a god after the bullshit auspicious god? After my son breaks through the bottleneck, he will be able to be a god immediately! Unlucky, it won't be as unlucky as it is now..."

Ruan Qiuping twitched the corners of his mouth: "Father, it's far away, don't daydream, with my shabby cultivation, I guess I have to wait tens of thousands of years if I want to survive the calamity and become a god..."

"Jing nonsense, how could it take tens of thousands of years, then Yu Huan, your brother-in-law, will go through calamities and become a god in more than 200 years, and my son is not bad!"

Tsk tsk, I was just a piece of bullshit Jishen, and now I'm my brother-in-law again...

"Hurry up and eat this elixir, and go to practice immediately after eating, first set a small goal, and strive to become a god within 100 years!" After finishing speaking, Ruan Shengfeng passed the elixir spell to Ruan Qiuping.

Ruan Qiuping put away the elixir and said, "My physique is suitable for taking medicine while practicing, so that it can be absorbed better."

"That's fine, you have to remember to eat later."

"By the way." Ruan Qiuping looked into the room, "Where's Dongdong? Why aren't you at home?"

Ruan Shengfeng rubbed his nose and said, "Dongdong...dongdong these two days are not lucky! Your mother took her out."

"Where did you go?" Ruan Qiuping suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"...Go to the management office of Fuhuamen."

"What are you going to do there?"

"Hey... Your sister has a marriage contract with God Yu Xiaoji on the Heavenly Marriage Stone, but your sister is still young, and it will take more than ten years to get married officially. Your mother is afraid that it will take too long. The time is really magical, and I am not afraid of those dozens of thunders... Then, your mother thought about applying for a trip to the earth. After more than ten days in the earth, it is equivalent to more than ten years. When you come back, your sister will become a big girl Now, you can get married... This is called the Jet Lag Growth Method, and it was quite popular when I was young..."

"What kind of bullshit jet lag growth method! Dad! You agree with this?!"

"I... I didn't agree, it was your mother who insisted on doing this."

No, no, no, no... we must find a way to stop it...

At this moment, Xia Fushui walked over from a distance holding Ruan Dongdong with a stinky face.

This expression seems to have failed.

Ruan Qiuping breathed a sigh of relief, and subconsciously stepped back a few more steps, away from Ruan Dongdong.

"I'm so pissed off." Xia Fushui handed Ruan Dongdong to Ruan Shengfeng, and complained: "The people in the Fuhuamen management office said that the investigation was strict during this period, and they asked me to go again in two months. After two months, Yu Jishen I just came back... The two people in front of me have successfully applied, why can't I... Didn't it mean that the jade pendant worn by Dongdong is auspicious, and I don't think it will work..."

Well done!Auspicious God's Jade Pendant!

Ruan Qiuping secretly praised it in his heart.

After Ruan Qiuping practiced for two hours a day, he returned to his room and began to think about countermeasures.

He went to the window and opened the curtain, looking at Ruan Dongdong's room in another building.

It seems that it is imperative to find an unforgettable lover for Yu Huan.

Now that even the "jet lag growth method" has come out, I don't know what other moths his respected mother will come up with in the future.

Today, something went wrong and I couldn't do business. When I go down tomorrow, I must tie a childhood sweetheart to Yu Huan!

Ruan Qiuping is full of fighting spirit!

Just when he was about to wash up and go to bed, he glanced out of the corner of his eye at the notepad of today's good things that had been written for a long time on the desktop.

Nothing good today, so I won't write.

No, it has to be written.

His life is already so unlucky, how can he survive if he doesn't pick out some good deeds in his daily life?

Ruan Qiuping shook his head sadly, wiped away the tears that didn't exist in the corners of his eyes, sat on a chair, and began to record today's good things.

Well, in fact, there are good things... There are also some.

It's just that when he thought of the scene of being cheated later, he didn't want to admit it.

Today, a person was naive and said to him fearlessly, if you infect me with bad luck, you will not be unlucky.

And it was the first time he had concluded an agreement with someone else.That person wants him to keep his word, and that person wants to wait for him.

In addition...

Ruan Qiuping glanced at his right hand holding the pen.

He held hands with someone for the first time today, and even held hands all the way.

Ruan Qiuping took a deep breath and prepared to close his notebook.

Don't think about it, maybe these are all the tricks of that little liar to deceive him.

but……

Ruan Qiuping still lowered his head and recorded all these in his notebook.

……

Before he knew it, he filled the entire paper.

Ruan Qiuping was stunned for a moment, then he turned a page in his notebook and wrote.

"The seventh good thing: the record of today's good things, it's the first time to turn the page."

"Childhood sweetheart, childhood sweetheart, childhood sweetheart..."

Before Ruan Qiuping went down to earth, he kept chanting in his heart.

"We must find a green plum with deep affection for Yu Huan..."

After three seconds.

Ruan Qiuping went down to earth successfully.

He opened his eyes, so sad that he couldn't help himself: "God, this single-family villa in the mountains, where can I find green plums for that kid?!"

"Qing...Qingmei...what is it?!"

A small, soft, familiar voice suddenly came.

Ruan Qiuping was stunned for a moment, and looked around, but there was no one around.

Auditory hallucinations?

"elder brother……"

There was another cry.

Ruan Qiuping touched his ears, wondering if his hearing was damaged, otherwise why would he hear Ruan Dongdong's voice here?

He looked around, and suddenly found that the pockets of his clothes were bulging.Opening the pocket of his clothes, Ruan Qiuping suddenly found a strange bag inside.

This is not an ordinary kit, but a universe bag, which can hold a weight of less than 30 catties.

Ruan Qiuping suddenly had a very bad premonition.

Trembling, he pulled the rope of the Qiankun pouch, and the Qiankun pouch suddenly became bigger, and the chubby Ruan Dongdong crawled out of it.

Ruan Dongdong stood on the ground, very curiously grabbing the flowers and plants beside him.

At this moment, Ruan Qiuping saw that there was still a note in the Qiankun bag.

It's Xia Fushui's handwriting.

"I found a way to get down to earth, but I can't bring Dongdong with me. You take care of her for a while, and I'll be there later. Also, try not to touch your sister."

Ruan Qiuping was so angry that his hands shook.

——If you can’t go through the formal formalities of going down to earth, you can steal it, right? How much does his old mother want to marry Dongdong off as soon as possible? !

"You're really here!" A cheer that couldn't hide the surprise came over.

Ruan Qiuping followed the voice and looked.

I saw the delicate boy running towards him with joy on his face. Due to the fast running speed, a blush even appeared on the boy's innocent cheeks. He gasped lightly, but a little She didn't care, only her eyes were shining like diamonds that could glow: "I actually waited until..."

Before Xiao Yuhuan finished speaking, he paused. He fixed his gaze on Ruan Dongdong behind Ruan Qiuping, and the smile on his face slowly faded away.

Across the black railing of the villa, the boy looked at Ruan Qiuping, his eyes were as black as ink, and there was no hidden resentment in his voice: "...You can't take me away, but you can raise other children, right?"