Time and Space Auditor

Xuan Hui picked a good day when spring ploughing was just around the corner to announce his conquest intention, and a new round of drama began in the Northern Zhou court.

Zhenyao must be against it. What kind of battle is there after all the spring plowing?Beizhou Zhoubao must have followed Zhenyao, please don't make any trouble during the busiest time of the year!

Si Chen gave full play to the true qualities of the magic stick, saying that Xing Gaozhao was suitable for the battle this year, and dragged the national teacher into the water by the way.

The national teacher then talked nonsense and left some ambiguous remarks, neither agreeing nor saying no.The neutral ministers were overjoyed, and hurriedly stood in line.

On the second day, there were several strange objects in the National Teacher's Mansion, all of which were priceless, easy to collect and difficult to find.The national teacher was furious and scolded the servants for collecting things indiscriminately, and sent them back with great fanfare, leaving a few things behind.

On the third day, Jing Xun spoke up, and said something like the soldiers must hear that the monarch intends to conquer and boost morale, and if they regret it, the army will be unstable.

Zhenyao confronted Jing Xun in court, but was blocked back by his soldier's talisman and sword. The national teacher said at the right time: It's okay if you really want to conquer, just find a soft persimmon.Then he put forward the suggestion of conquering Southern Chu.

Now it's all right, not only the Northern Zhou court has exploded, but the whole continent has exploded!Over the mountains and ridges to fight against Southern Chu, people are poor, stupid and cold, are they smart?

Sima Guoshi, the king with a funny head, finally really withstood the pressure to prepare. First, he asked Bei Zhou to go on an envoy to Dongyue, Xiluo, and the two countries, and then the three ran to inspect the border defense. The entire state affairs were left to Situ and Bei Zhoubao, and a troublesome matter was found so that Zhenyao had no time to get away.

It took the three of them a week to wander leisurely to the military camp, because the mountain where the tribe is located was covered with heavy snow for half a year, and they couldn't get in, so Kara decided to go to the military camp for a while.

Once entering the barracks, Kara is very happy, like a duck in water!

Don't look at Jing Xun's handsome, calm and gentle appearance, but the soldiers he brings out are full of ruffian.And the Eighth Fleet in Kara's hands has always been lacking in management, and there are soldiers everywhere. When the two combine, they are like-minded and become confidantes of each other!It can be seen that Xie Lu is holding his job with trepidation every day.

Like Jing Xun, Xuan Hui has never seen the other party leading soldiers for so long. At first, he was as surprised as Xie Lu, but after a while, he experienced all kinds of feelings. He lost his status as a monarch and gathered in the circle of soldiers .

Kara was delighted when he saw it, thinking that there was still a month before he could enter the mountain, so he would do something on his behalf and train this group of soldiers!

As soon as Xie Lu heard it, he knew it was going to be bad. Sure enough, all kinds of extreme physical training, survival training, cooperative training, fighting training, and tactical training emerged in endlessly.Seeing that Xie Lu didn't even dare to take his job, Ren Sen!Holding it up is also a broken life!

Jing Xun looked at the novelty, and quickly learned various training methods while supervising.Xuan Hui was more straightforward, and went to training with everyone. After a month, his physique became stronger, his complexion became healthier, his personality became much more cheerful, and even his aura gradually became domineering.Seeing that Xie Lu sighed, such a good and high-quality young man was ruined like this, it is really ruining people!

Just such a month passed, and the earth revived with bursts of spring thunder, and the three of them were ready to enter the mountain.Jing Xun prepared three sets of salutes for the three, easy-to-carry food, equipment for camping in the wild, various rescue tools and emergency medicines, and various weapons for the three to choose from.

Xuanhui's field experience was all taught by Jing Xun, he didn't add or subtract much to the salute he prepared, and he didn't choose a weapon. His saber was specially made for him by the late king when he was alive!Cut gold like mud!

Kara focused on checking the camping equipment and rescue tools. The drugs were only used to detoxify and treat diarrhea, and most of the food was removed.As for the weapon, he didn't choose either. He took out a set of three knives, with blade lengths of 31 centimeters, 26 centimeters, and 14 centimeters.The three knives have different shapes, are widely used, and are made of first-class materials. A hook is engraved on one corner of the blade.

Jing Xun recognized the hook. It was a famous master swordsmith in Xiluo. This master has a peculiarity. The shapes of the weapons he forges are very special, not general shapes.For this reason, many people think that he is not qualified to be revered as a master. It was not until a group of mysterious assassins used his weapons to shock the mainland that everyone knew that it was not that the shape was too strange, but that they could not use it.From then on, warriors all over the world are proud of being able to use his weapons perfectly. The works of this master are very rare. How could the national teacher have one when he first arrived, and it is still a set.

Kara immediately gave the answer, hooking Xuanhui's shoulder to show off: "How is it? Your wife gave it to me!"

Is there such a show off?Xie Lujiong, I really want to complain about bcic, but after the blond youth repeatedly said that it is forbidden to use it in the wild if it is used too much, he had no choice but to protest silently with his expression.

Xuan Hui's expression was slightly complicated, what kind of wife!That was sent over by force!He doesn't admit it!besides! ! !When did the national teacher have contact with the queen in private?

Kara knew what Xuanhui was thinking at a glance: "What expression? I'm sacrificing myself, breaking into the enemy's interior for you!"

As soon as the words 'for you' were said, Xuan Hui's expression immediately changed, and his heart was very sweet.

Seeing this, Kara taunted at the right time: "Otherwise, I will still have meat to eat with you? I think the dignified national teacher didn't even have money for breakfast!"

Xuan Hui's face immediately became ashamed, National Teacher, how many times do you want to mention this matter?He secretly swore that he would never let Bei Zhou be so poor again!

Whether Bei Zhou will continue to be poor is still unknown, but the grandeur of Xie Lu's salute has already made Xuanhui stop thinking about the problem of getting rid of poverty and becoming rich. He is tall, bulging, tidied in a mess, and one or two packages of things fall out from time to time!How do you carry this thing?

Compared with Xuan Hui's polite and stupid, Kara was much more straightforward. Without saying a word, he shook off Xie Lu's package, picked up a frying pan and asked, "Picnic or outing? What are you doing with this thing!"

Xie Lu hurriedly snatched the pan and covered it, this thing is not something that should exist in this era and cannot be seen by others.

Kara picked up another handful of dried noodles, oh no!Pseudo-instant noodles: "What is this for? Do you still want to cook noodles for four hours?"

"It's not four hours, it's two hours!" Xie Lu corrected in a low voice, winking at Cara and hinting: Stop talking!

Kara ignored it completely, and weighed a 500-page hardcover notebook: "Don't tell me this is your weapon? Huh?"

After speaking, a few paintings suddenly leaked out of the notebook, making Xie Lu, who wanted to defend himself, afraid to say anything, and tried his best to pick them up.

It's a pity that one was missed in a hurry. Xuanhui picked it up curiously and wanted to see it. Kara had good eyes and knew something was wrong at a glance. !Harboring fan art!"

Xie Lu wanted to cry, but he checked it before going out, but he didn’t expect it to be missed. The other photos are fine, but the one in Kara’s hand is the ao fanart of Kara and Felax. Kara reminded him that he remembered that he had collected such an out-of-print picture!

"What is a fanart?" Xuan Hui asked puzzled.

"Hey! Explain, what is a fanart?" Kara decisively kicked the ball to Xie Lu.

Xie Lu immediately knelt down and begged for mercy. Kara ordered Xie Lu with her nostrils: "It's still the same package before departure tomorrow, so you don't have to go!"

In the end, Xie Lu reluctantly reduced two-thirds of his belongings and followed Kara and Xuanhui on the road. This was just the beginning of all the suffering, and a severe test was waiting for him.

Mountain climbing is a physical activity, and it is a physical activity that requires considerable skill. How to allocate physical energy is the most important thing!This makes Xie Lu, who lives in seclusion all year round, who can sit but never stand, and can lie down and never sit, very painful.

He fell apart in less than three days!

Someone must ask, this physical strength is not bad!It fell apart in three hours for me!That's because you forgot that there is also a healing instrument, which can eliminate all kinds of soreness.But this kind of elimination is palliative, not the root cause. Over time, it will not only consume the accumulated functions, but also destroy the body's inherent physiological habits.

Kara despised Xie Lu's behavior of raising soup to stop the boiling. He played with the healing device with one hand on his hips and sighed: "This thing is not functional! It should be able to treat brain damage!"

Xie Lu was paralyzed in the blanket and tremblingly raised a middle finger in protest.

"Oh! There is still one finger that can move! It seems that you still have the strength to solve it by yourself!" Kara quickly squatted down and stuffed the healing device into Xie Lu's hand.

Xie Lu immediately retracted his middle finger, opened the BCIC and begged Kara for mercy: [Gold Master!forgive me! 】

At this time, the bcic is not within the signal range of the space-time traversal device, and most of its functions have been lost. It can only make single-line contact, and the contact range is very short, almost like a walkie-talkie!Xie Lu would never have opened it if he hadn't had the energy to speak.

"Using bcic again? If you use this thing too much, you will lose your mind!" Kara said.

Xie Lu replied: [Gold Master!I can't even speak! 】

"I don't have the strength to speak! Do you have the strength to make up your mind?" Kara kicked Xie Lu's leg.

"Aw!!!!" Xie Lu screamed like a pig.

"Look! Don't you have the strength to say it?"

【Investor! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Please let me go! ! ! ! ! ! tat! ! ! ! ! 】 Xie Lu begged for mercy.

Kara looked at it with a happy face while holding the treatment instrument, and Xuan Hui wanted to come over to help when he saw this.Xie Lu was so scared that he hurriedly said: [! ! ! !no!That's the king, if people know that he condescends to treat me, I won't have to live! 】

Kara ignored it completely, handed the healing device to Xuanhui, and said with a smile, "Come here! I'll go prepare dinner!"

! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Top dark chef prepares dinner, kill me!Xie Lu was shocked, and immediately got up without saying a word: "Your Majesty! National Teacher! Your servant is already ready, so don't bother you two!"

"Really?" Kara confirmed with a deliberate smile.

"Really!" Xie Lu nodded tragically.

"Very good, come over for dinner!" Kara took the healing device from Xuanhui's hand and sat back by the fire.

Xuan Hui hurriedly followed, Xie Lu twitched the corner of his mouth and moved stiffly step by step.

Xuanhui had already prepared the dinner. Kara tasted it and gave her thumbs up in approval. It was unexpected that a monarch who also lived in seclusion could have such craftsmanship.

Xie Lu sat down with a sullen face, took a sip of the food with shaking hands, and immediately showed a happy smile on his tense face. Unexpectedly, the king's craftsmanship is so good!

Xuanhui's field survival skills were all taught by Jing Xun.When I was a child, I just thought it was fun, and I didn’t know why I had to learn it. Now I understand that Jing Xun is preparing for the Hui tribe.

"Eat more if it tastes good! Rely on food to promote physical recovery! Don't keep using the healing device, or you won't be able to reach your destination!" Kara warned.

Xie Lu agreed with tears in his eyes, and by the way secretly envied: "It's better to be the king, with the trick of internal strength!"

Kara knocked Xie Lu on the head: "Come on! Do you think internal strength alone is useful?"

"Then what else?" Xie Lu asked, holding his head.

"Of course it was the one-month training in the barracks! I don't know the specifics of 'internal strength'. I roughly guess that its function is to improve physical fitness. I don't know how to use it properly if I have empty physical energy. No matter how much physical energy is, it's useless. Just like you I thought everything would be fine with a healing device! I don’t even think about whether your body has accumulated so much physical energy and whether it can recover in time.”

A few words poked holes all over Xie Lu's body, and he went to lick the wound silently.