Time and Space Auditor

The kitchen is a shed made of bamboo and thatch, barely surrounded by something, very simple.The height only reached Xie Lu's head, and the blond young man had to bend over to enter.There is a simple firewood pit in the corner of the kitchen. A rope hangs from the ceiling above the pit. At the bottom end of the rope is a hook. On the hook is a pot that has been burnt black. Clean.

Xie Lu pointed to the bamboo bench beside the pit and said, "My lord, you sit while I fetch water."

Karat Hill sat down on the bamboo stool, and the bamboo stool creaked. The young man thought it was fun, so he shook it a few more times, and the bamboo stool creaked.

"Stop! Gold Master, if you shake it again, it will break! This is an antique, please take good care of it!" Xie Lu dropped the bucket, grabbed the bamboo stool and checked it up and down.

"..." The blond young man squatted on the ground speechlessly, threw a few pieces of firewood into the pit, and looked left and right for something to light the fire.He is also a frequent visitor of time and space, all kinds of ancient ignition methods: flint, drilling wood to make fire and so on.However, there is no such thing at the edge of the pit.

Seeing this, Xie Lu took out a box of matches from the basket hanging from the roof of the shed and handed it over, then couldn't help but said again: "Look at the ignition tools here, matches! Matches! How can there be matches in this era?" ,too……"

"It's terrible! Isn't it!" Karat Hill pulled Xie Lu's beard sullenly, and Xie Lu nodded quickly.

"Scary size! Go get some food!" The blond young man tore off Xie Lu's beard.

"Pain, pain, pain!" Although the fake face is put on, all senses are connected with the real face, and the pain of tearing off the beard can be imagined.Xie Lu was in so much pain that he couldn't walk steadily, so he stumbled and fetched a handful of dried noodles.

"That's all?" the blond youth asked.

"That's all! I'm poor and have no money! This is the most convenient, quick and cheap food I can find." Xie Lu said.

"Really?" The blond youth raised his eyebrows.

"Okay!" Xie Lu confessed honestly, "This is the most convenient food to cook. I made it after a food called 'instant noodles' that appeared in a certain stage of human history, but mine is more advanced than it. , 'Instant noodles' need a seasoning packet, and I directly put salt into the noodles, no seasoning packet."

"..."

"Don't, don't! Don't pull my hair anymore. I really only have this food. You expect me, a big man, to cook every day? That's impossible!"

"..."

"Ahhhhh! Don't! I was wrong! Your lord, you have a lot of money, let's get rid of this meal first, and I'll find you a big meal next time!" Xie Lu ran out of the kitchen with his head in his arms.

Karat Hill threw away the artificial scalp in his hand, picked up the noodles and looked at them carefully, forget it, anyway, he didn't eat anything when he was on the ground of the planet, so it didn't matter what the white noodles were.So I poured the water into the pot, threw the noodles, covered the pot, and sat there waiting.

Soon, the tragedy happened, and within a few minutes, a burning smell spread throughout the house.

Xie Lu had no choice but to run over again: "My Lord, what's going on?"

"Cook noodles!" Carat Hill took it for granted.

"That's not it!" Xie Lu lifted the lid of the pot, the smell of burning came out, and there was still a layer of unboiled water: "Why do you cook the noodles in 'cold water'?"

"Isn't that how it's cooked?" Karate Hill wondered.

"Of course the water should be boiled before letting it go, otherwise it will end up in the bottom."

"No, that's how Kevin cooked noodles when he was in the military." Karate Hill was sure he remembered correctly.

"Military Department's special noodles! I'm imitating instant noodles! Two different things!" Xie Lu raised his forehead, "If you don't know how to cook, just tell me, don't waste my precious noodles."

"Who says I can't cook, I'm the culinary champion of the military over the years." Karate Hill retorted.

"Sure?"

"Yeah! It seems that two words are missing... what is it?" Karate Hill tried to recall.

"dark?"

"That's right! That's it!"

Champion of Military Dark Cuisine!A flash of lightning struck Xie Lu's head, silently pushed Karat Hill out of the kitchen, and then drew a line on the threshold: "From now on, this is your restricted area, no crossing is allowed!"

"Huh?" Karat Hill's expression changed, and he despised Xie Lu.

Xie Lu's legs softened, and he knelt down: "The kitchen is a heavy place, full of oil and fire, and the gold master is precious, so I may hurt your body. From now on, everything will be done by the little ones."

"Cut! It would have been like this earlier." Karat Hill squatted down to the edge of the kitchen in satisfaction, rubbed his belly, and waited for food.

The guards hiding in the yard silently recorded: The national teacher is hungry and waiting for food!

This bowl of Xie Lu noodles was burned for four hours, oh no!In the time unit of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, it is two hours.As for why it took so long?Xie Lu secretly smiled, he did it on purpose!I have been tortured so many times by the blond youth, how can I not fight back!Anyway, it's only two hours, and Karat Hill won't be too hungry.

Speaking of this, someone must ask?How can you not feel uncomfortable when you are hungry for four hours?

This is about time!

After mankind set foot in the universe for more than 1000 years, a planet in the Andromeda galaxy was selected as the capital of the Star Alliance.The planet has a natural satellite, which is five times the size of the earth and one-tenth the rotation speed of the earth. It takes 40 days for the satellite to orbit the planet, and 18 months (720 days) for the planet to orbit once.

Standard alliance capital planetary time is: a year has 18 months, a month has 40 days, and a day has 240 hours.Pay special attention to pointing out the time unit of "hour".This time unit is inherited from the earth, that is to say, one hour here is the same as one hour on the earth.

There are historical reasons why this happens!When human beings left the earth and set foot in the Milky Way, they were not fully prepared, and there were omissions in many places.The unit of time is one of them. Humans are accustomed to using the time unit of the earth to define other planets. For example, Venus, the data will tell you that the revolution period of Venus is 224.701 days, and the days here are measured by the 24-hour day of the earth.

This omission was discovered after a long period of time, and it was very difficult to modify it. Too many fields use this time unit, not to mention people's own habits. In the end, the time unit of hours was retained.

So for Karat Hill, whose body is used to living 240 hours a day, just 4 hours feels to him like 24 minutes to a human on Earth.This time is definitely unbearable for foodies, but it is not a problem for soldiers who patrol the interstellar all year round.

Karate Hill ate the noodles to the bottom, Xie Lu was a little surprised, the other party was from a wealthy family, and he finished the bowl of basically tasteless noodles without being picky.Of course, what Xie Lu didn't know was: as the chief dark chef of the military department, Karat Hill's taste buds are very strong, there is basically nothing he can't eat!

"Quick! Go wash the dishes!" The blond young man handed over the bowls and chopsticks.

Xie Lu was upset: "I cooked the noodles, why do you need me to wash the dishes?"

"You want me to wash it? Okay!" Karat Hill readily agreed, looked around, found something similar to a trash can, threw it in and finished.

"What are you doing!" Xie Lu immediately went to rescue his bowl, it was an ancient artifact!

"This is how dishes are washed on ships." Karat Hill said as a matter of course.

"The tableware on the ship is destroyed and reused. Of course, it doesn't need to be washed. It just needs to be thrown away. But now it is on the ancient earth, not a ship. If you throw too much, you will run out of dishes." Xie Lu jumped.

"So you still know that you are now on the ancient earth!" Karat Hill wondered, "Then why don't you know that the day of the earth is different from the day of the capital planet?"

Xie Lu was startled, petrified, it's over, this guy knows! !

How can you not know?Karat Hill sighed and shrugged: "Idiot."

Xie Lu suddenly realized that this guy is a habitual offender. He has been to many time and space, and has harmed many time and space administrators. How could he not know about jet lag! !

"Just because I can bear it doesn't mean you can be perfunctory on purpose!" The blond young man squinted at Xie Lu, "Go wash the dishes immediately! Come and explain the situation after washing!"

"Yes!" Xie Lu subconsciously raised his head and stomped his chest and stomped his feet.