Time and Space Auditor

When she woke up this time, Kara was bombarded by Xie Lu's words before she had time to make trouble.

【what the hell!Gold Lord! !The cheating of the royal family of the Northern Zhou Dynasty is really shameless!No matter how you hit the lower limit, you are still undefeated! ! !The deeds of certain monarchs are simply inhumane, and the heavens will not accept such people, but they are living well, and they live longer than other monarchs!On the contrary, those who work hard will not live long!The last monarch is the longest one!This is really killing people! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[If this can really save your life, why don't you go out and turn left and kill a street to show me? ] Hearing such nonsense just after waking up, Kara's waking up spirit was carried down with the momentum of thunder.

【How can it be? ? ?I am a time and space administrator with professional ethics! ! !How could I do such a jobless thing? 】 Xie Lu protested.

【so! !Things that no one with your IQ would do!A high-level and high-capacity person like the monarch did it uncharacteristically. You couldn't find the reason, but instead gave a murderous answer. Are you a time-space administrator with professional ethics? 】

[How can there be...] Xie Lu's arrogance was shortened by half, and he said weakly: [I also found something useful]

[That's straight!What turn? 】

[I looked through the records of the medical officers in the harem, and all signs concluded that the king's body exploded and died, and it was likely that something special had been ordered! 】

Kara had a very unreliable premonition: 【What special thing? 】

[There is no detailed and definite evidence for this, and it is roughly inferred that it should be something like "Gu"! 】 Xie Lu said.

【insanity? ! 】

Xie Lu immediately explained: [In the ancient earth period, a mysterious witchcraft of Chinese civilization, according to legend, is a kind of artificially cultivated poisonous insects. Different Gu insects have different effects when entering the human body.There are extensive records in literary works, and there are also some records in some medical skills! 】

【oh!Hearing what you said, I remembered it. It seems that there is such a hanging thing. What is it called?Scarlet flame beetle! ] Carla said.

Xie Lu was excited: [Yes, yes, yes!Something like this!But...] His obsessive-compulsive disorder happened again, 【The Scarlet Flame Beetle is not exploding, but burning!Appeared in a film and television work at the end of the ancient earth period, its authenticity is unknown! 】

【oh!Unknown...] Kara said intentionally.

Xie Lu still wanted to add relevant knowledge, but suddenly felt that what he said was too smooth.really! ! !

Kara began to scold: [What the hell do you take the film and television works of that era seriously?Is this your professional ethics?Don't forget that I have been to the Tang Dynasty in the same period, and I have never seen such a thing! 】

[Then what would it be? ] Xie Lu was about to cry, 【I've already imagined all the possibilities. If you want to explode, you will either encounter a huge impact, or the pressure difference between the inside and outside of the human body will suddenly increase.External impact is impossible, strong destructive force will leave obvious traces, and there is no such trace at the scene of the death of the monarch.The pressure difference was at first what I thought was the most likely, but after careful inspection of the Guiyuan place, it was determined that there was absolutely no ability to change the pressure instantaneously in that place.External factors have been ruled out, so we can only find the answer from the human body itself. I have imagined the factor of "internal strength". According to the description in the novel, it is indeed possible, but the royal family of the Northern Zhou Dynasty has long been alert to this, and many monarchs do not practice internal strength. .So I can only think of Gu!Or really believe in curses? 】

Cara rubbed her temples and digested Xie Lu's words: [Gu is not reliable!A mysterious witchcraft of the Chinese civilization in the ancient earth period, there is no complete and accurate record, and there is no scientific basis.How can it be? 】

[Then there is only one last possibility! ] Xie Lu said, 【Do you still remember that there was a severely criticized paper in the field of genetic modification of the Star Alliance many years ago, "On the Feasibility of Human Computer", which envisioned in detail how to use genetic modification technology to make the human body into a computer. computer.BCIC is actually the prototype of this idea. The reason why it was severely criticized is because it put forward a very scary idea. It can write a set of tailor-made programs according to the actual situation of genetically modified people to improve their physical fitness. Intellectual qualities, etc.This idea seems to be beneficial to mankind, but if you think about it in depth, once the genetically modified person is perfect, the program that is written can make this genetically modified person into a god-like existence.Once this huge temptation is established, it will bring extinction disaster to human society. 】

After Xie Lu finished talking, Carla's head hurt even more: [I've heard of this, but I don't understand why you mention this? 】

【Don't you think that this idea alone can explain the weirdness of the Northern Zhou royal family? 】

[…] The connection between this is too wild, Kara thought.

[Gold Master, I know you won't believe it!I have a bold association! ] Xie Lu said, 【Don't you think the "internal force" is strange?It is not surprising to explain it with the idea of ​​a human computer. Isn't internal force just a set of programs?What qualifications are good, and what qualifications are not, isn't it a matter of whether the genetics and the program fit well?As for the classics of internal strength that everyone in the martial arts is flocking to, isn't it a perfect program? 】

[Oh...] Kara has been exhausted by Xie Lu's brains, [Then explain what the "Sunflower Book" is all about! 】

[This is super simple!I thought about it early on! ] Xie Lu was excited, 【That part produces male hormones, that is to say, the program Sunflower Collection does not need male hormones when it runs. 】

【…】The corner of Kara's mouth twitched, and instantly felt that a certain part was broken.

Xie Lu was still completely immersed in the great idea, and asked excitedly: [Gold Master!What do you think of my vision? 】

【good!very good!From tomorrow, you can resign from the Space-Time Research Institute. With your theoretical level, no matter which genetic research institute it is, you will be flocking to you. ] Kara commented.

【Thank you! !Eh? ? ? ! !wrong! ! !Lord, don't fire me! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】Xie Lu finally realized something was wrong.

[It's late, I've already told your boss!The alliance cannot lose such high-end talents! 】

Just as Xie Lu begged for mercy, the signal from his boss had already arrived.

Boss: [Scholar farewell for three days, look at each other with admiration, our temple is small, no great masters are left, please find another job! 】

Xie Lu cried: [tat!Boss, I was wrong! 】

Boss: [It was me who was wrong, it was too wrong! 】

Xie Lulei: [Boss, don't do this!Please forgive me this time for the sake of my hard work, hard work, eating grass, and milking for many years! 】

Boss: […]

Xie Lu: [Kneeling! ! ! 】

Boss: [Okay, I'll give you a chance!Answer a question correctly! 】

Xie Lu stretched his legs: [Boss, please tell me! 】

Boss: [What is the highest purpose of my institute? 】

[Maintain the order of time and space!Protect the history of time and space! 】Xie Lu replied immediately.

Boss: [Wrong! 】

【? ! 】

The boss lights up a cigarette: 【Serve the benefactor, do your best for the benefactor until you die! 】

【…】

【You have been dismissed! 】The boss turned off the signal.

【Boss, I was wrong! ! ! ! ! ! (Copied and pasted a hundred times)] Xie Lu cried, seeing no response, turned his head to karaoke, but the house was also closed, Xie Lu felt a kind of sky-falling despair.

Hearing that the national teacher woke up, Li Bing sent someone to notify the monarch who was still discussing matters in the previous court, and at the same time ordered someone to serve him. Su Ying was sent, and the little girl went happily.

Seeing that it was Suying who came, Kara immediately felt relieved, and waved to her with a smile: "Come, come! Sit down, long time no see!"

Suying smiled happily, put the toiletries on the shelf, twisted the cloth towel and handed it to the national teacher, and then looked at him curiously.

Cara wiped her face and asked with a smile, "What's on my face?"

"It's all red, there's a happy event!" Su Ying said.

Kara laughed: "Where did you learn the words? You used them all wrong!"

Suying smiled and said, "That's right, everyone is talking about it!"

"What did you say?" Kara asked strangely.

"Hmm~~~" Suying smiled and pretended to be closed.

"Say it quickly! Otherwise, you will be beaten!" Kara threatened with a smile.

Suying was not afraid: "The national teacher will not!"

"Then tell me!"

Suying hurriedly said: "Everyone in the palace is saying: Your Majesty likes the national teacher!"

"..." The people in the palace are idle!Obviously there are so many people living and few, how can there be so much free time and gossip?Kara frowned.

Seeing this, Su Ying didn't understand, so she came up to confirm: "National teacher, is this true or false?"

"Do you say it's true or false?" Kara asked back.

Su Ying deliberately shook her head and thought for a while, then smiled and said: "I say it must be true!"

"Just make it up!" Kara scolded with a smile, making Suying smile extra happily.He didn't want Xuan Hui standing outside the door, seeing this situation made him sore.

Xuanhui's heart has been in a state of flux for the past few days, he was afraid that the rumors would become so violent that the national teacher would wake up and ask him to settle the score.Not long after listening to Li Bing's report, he left government affairs and rushed over, recalling the prepared belly draft on the way.As soon as she arrived at the door and heard the sound of laughing and cursing inside, she forgot all about the manuscript, and coughed deliberately with a sullen face. The loud voice scared Su Ying, and she quickly shrank to the side to reduce her sense of existence.

"What's the future?" Kara immediately defended her shortcomings.

Xuan Hui is even more sour, he is not as dignified as a king than a little maid?

"Look! Look!" Kara couldn't stand it any longer: "What are you thinking? The sun is shining brightly on your head, and you don't deal with serious things, so it's embarrassing to come here?"

Xuan Hui wanted to defend himself, but before he could say anything, Kara glanced at him. He had completely guessed what Xuan Hui was thinking, and he must be a ghost. Seeing that he had slept for ten days, he was afraid that something would happen again!

"Don't think about it! Ah! You have to be rational in doing things, and you have to have a basis for guessing! According to the current situation, do I need to toss with you? Unless..." Kara paused intentionally, and sized Xuan Hui up , "What shameful thing did you do behind my back?"

Xuan Hui immediately tensed his back. In the past ten days, besides worrying about the national teacher waking up to settle accounts, he also did a small thing. He renovated the small palace next to the Wangshu Hall and rested with the national teacher. The palace room is the center, and the left and right extensions are respectively arranged with study rooms, flower halls and other daily living places, which are convenient for the national teacher to live in!

"You're so courageous, aren't you! Do you really dare to do things behind my back?" Kara scolded Xuan Hui as soon as she saw him like that, and Xuan Hui quickly slipped away: "National teacher! I'm going to order the servants to prepare breakfast!"

"You still dare to run away! Come back!" Kara glanced at Xuanhui's back and rubbed the center of her brows. It is definitely not suitable to get up today. First, Xie Lu was convulsed, and now Xuanhui is muddled. It's better to lie back!

However, the reality is not so good. A contact signal appeared on the bcic, which was the great President: [A good news, a bad news, which one to listen to first? 】

Faced with such a vulgar opening statement, Kara didn't want to say anything except to reply with an ellipsis!