Time and Space Auditor

Li Bing was very surprised when he found out about Xuan Hui's decision. The Yaoguang Palace is the king's bedroom, and there are regulations in the Northern Zhou harem. Only the queen is eligible to stay overnight in the Yaoguang Palace, and concubines can only stay overnight in the small palace near the Wangshu Palace. .No matter how noble the national teacher is, he must never sleep in the Yaoguang Palace. Even if Qingxiang came to the palace, he would only sleep in the small palace on the other side of the Wangshu Palace.

Xuan Hui didn't have much explanation for this, he always ignored the rules of the harem.Li Bing had no choice but to carry it out and took Kara inside.

The Yaoguang Palace bedroom can be said to be the most luxurious in the entire palace group. The first emperor had only one queen, and she was very favored. When he was in power, the queen lived in other palaces and only lived in Yaoguang Palace. The best of the week.After the death of the first emperor, the queen was very sad and moved out of the Yaoguang Hall to live elsewhere. Because she was afraid of touching the scene, none of the decorations in the hall were moved out.

Kara followed Li Bing and walked in. He had seen a lot of luxurious things, so he wasn't too surprised.He only had one feeling, that this kind of luxury is what a country with splendid civilization should look like.

At the destination, the sleeping area is quite large, and ten people will not feel crowded if they sleep at the same time.Layers of light gauze curtains were layered on top of each other, giving off a strong sense of luxury. Kara was not polite, and sat up generously, which was very comfortable.

Li Bing brought two quilts, one thin and one thick, very delicate. Kara chose a random bed, took a pillow, took off her cloak and went to sleep.

Li Bing wondered if it was not night yet, whether he asked the national teacher to go to bed after dinner, but found that the other party was already asleep, so he had no choice but to stop asking.

Before going to sleep, Kara specially turned on the optical brain, which contains a program that can regulate sleep.This program uses bcic as the medium and has many different modes, one of which is the deep do not disturb mode.After turning on this mode, I basically slept like a pig.

The reason why this mode is turned on is naturally because I want to have a good sleep. After all, I’m still on vacation right now. A day in the Star Alliance is equal to ten days on Earth. If you sleep for eight hours in Earth time, you’ll have to sleep for at least three days. .It's a vacation now, three days is too little, at least five days, if you relax and sleep for ten days, it's okay.Of course, this is the superficial reason, the real reason is to solve the mess left by Xuan Hui.

As for why it is solved like this, it is very simple!Because of resisting and ignoring rumors after standing up, many hidden dangers have accumulated. Instead of solving them one by one, it is better to create a situation, set a fuse, stimulate all dangers, and solve them all at once!In other words: Since antivirus is useless, format the entire disk!

Xuan Hui didn't notice any abnormality at first, but according to the report, the national teacher didn't have much rest these days, it was certain that he was tired, and it was normal for him to sleep until the next morning and not wake up.But Xuanhui felt strange when he still didn't wake up the next night. He must be hungry if he hasn't moved for such a long time!So I asked Li Bing to take a look.

As soon as Li Bing left, he found that something was wrong. No matter what method he used, the national teacher didn't feel it, and his breath was still quite weak, so he hurriedly reported back.

Xuan Hui immediately passed the news to the medical officer.

The medical officers in the Northern Zhou Palace changed quite frequently. This is a newcomer. He knelt on the ground and worked diligently to get a pulse for a long time. He told the monarch with certainty: "Your Majesty! The national teacher is fine!"

"No serious problem? Then why can't you wake up after a long sleep?" Xuan Hui asked.

There was obvious hesitation on the medical officer's face, the national teacher's breath was weak, and his pulse was slow, which was a sign of Qi deficiency.After he ruled out poisoning and other factors, there was only one possibility left.Although he has entered the palace not long ago, he has also heard rumors that the monarch's preferences are different. Could it be that the problem lies here?

Xuan Hui didn't know what the medical officer was thinking, so he looked at the other person's face and said, "If you have any questions, just tell me!"

The medical officer swallowed his saliva, and asked: "Can you allow me to inspect the lower body of the national teacher?"

Xuan Hui frowned: "What are you doing checking that place for no reason?"

The medical officer trembled, and instantly confirmed his previous guess, so he made a long-winded call with trepidation, and the summary was: The national teacher is too weak, Your Majesty, don't do this next time.

Xuan Hui's face darkened when he heard this, he didn't do anything!Just as he was about to say something, Li Bing interjected: "In my lord's opinion, when will the national teacher wake up?" Li Bing knew better than Xuan Hui about this kind of thing. He knew that it was useless to explain. Thinking about it, let’s talk about reality.

The medical officer frowned heavily and said: "It's hard to say, the injury is nothing, it will be cured after treatment, the key is the heart, whether the national teacher is willing to wake up!"

"Nonsense!" Xuan Hui scolded.

Li Bing hurriedly said: "Your Excellency Medical Officer, let's go back first, what happened today must not be rumored!"

The medical officer immediately said tremblingly that he would never talk nonsense, and then left in a daze.

"What are you talking about! Nothing!" Xuan Hui said angrily when the medical officer left.

Li Bing knew that Xuan Hui had never been enlightened on this issue, so he didn't explain it, and changed the subject directly: "Your Majesty, the matter has come to an end, let Lord Si Chen come over first, the national teacher is a god, so I still have to ask what kind of question is it?" Qin Tian Changqing."

"Okay! Speed ​​pass!" Xuan Hui agreed.

"Let's also inform Lord Qing Xiang, Lord Jing Xun is not here, neither is Li Xiao, he is the only one who can help." Li Bing suggested again.

Xuan Hui nodded: "Well, I should tell him!"

Not long after, the two entered the palace.

Qing Xiang had already checked the situation before going out, and couldn't help but pat his thigh to applaud the national teacher. To be honest, he wanted to do this a long time ago!

As soon as he entered the Yaoguang Palace, Qingxiang couldn't help but borrowed the lines of the national teacher: "People are doing it! Heaven is watching! Retribution!"

Xuan Hui was already full of anger, but when Qing Xiang came here, not only did he not take his side, but also helped others to ridicule him, which made him even more angry.

Now Qingxiang was even more jubilant, and ran over to get closer and continued to sarcasm.I just didn't expect Xuan Hui to be sitting next to the national teacher. The perfect and soft sleeping face of the blond young man immediately stimulated Qing Xiang.His position changed immediately, and he restrained his smile and said sternly: "Your Majesty, I think this matter should be dealt with seriously, and the national teacher cannot be allowed to mess around like this."

Xuan Hui instantly had a headache: "Nonsense! Go away!"

Qing Xiang raised his head proudly, and went to watch the play.

Xuan Hui asked Si Chen: "How?"

Si Chen checked it carefully, and asked, "Your Majesty really didn't do anything?"

Xuan Hui's expression collapsed: "Now is not the time to joke!"

Qing Xiang couldn't help covering her mouth, turned her back, shook her shoulders and laughed wildly, what an eye-opener!

Only Li Bing honestly stood by Xuan Hui's side to help explain: "Your Majesty really didn't do anything."

"That's strange! How could you be so weak for no reason?" Si Chen was puzzled and lowered his head in thought.

Qing Xiang couldn't help interjecting, with a look of pride on his face: "So, Your Majesty, it's rare in the world to be as easy-talking as I am, you should cherish it!"

Xuan Hui's head hurt even more: "Don't make trouble!"

Qing Xiang didn't intend to let Xuan Hui go, and immediately said: "I'm really not making trouble, what I'm saying is the truth."

Xuan Hui let out a rather helpless sigh.

Qingxiang was relieved to see it, and decided to sell the monarch for a bargain, and said, "Actually, I have an idea, do you want to hear it?"

Xuan Hui obviously thought that Qing Xiang couldn't pay any good attention at this time, so he ignored it.

Qingxiang was upset: "There is really a way."

Xuan Hui ignored him, and only told Li Bing: "Since both Si Chen and the medical officer think it's Qi deficiency, then send some medicine to regulate Qi deficiency, the sooner you can recover, the better."

Li Bing took the order to go down to make arrangements, Qingxiang saw that he was completely ignored, so he had no choice but to tell the solution: "Why didn't you ask Xie Lu to ask, didn't the national teacher go to his house by name? He must know."

Xuan Hui nodded quickly when he heard it: "Good idea, I'll ask someone to look for it right away."

"No need!" Qing Xiang laughed, "I had already asked someone to call when I went out, and it will almost be at the gate of the palace."

"Good job! Thank you very much!" Xuan Hui praised.

"That's it!" Qing Xiang raised his head proudly: "It's hard to get someone to take over, how could it be so easy to lose!"

"..." Xuan Hui's grateful mood disappeared immediately.

Xie Lu's mood fluctuated extremely violently during this time.First, I was frightened by the moving demolition team, so I desperately processed the information that could easily reveal my identity!Then he was blocked by a young man with blond hair. After finally having the opportunity to explore the Northern Zhou harem, he blocked the signal!Not only was he pinched, but he was still unable to contact him all day and night, which worried Xie Lu.Before the worries were over, the bombshell came. Langzhong Changqing Qingxiang asked his cronies to come and take him to the harem, which was still a secret!Xie Lu's heart skipped a beat, a very bad premonition filled his heart.

But at this time, his mood changed again, becoming extremely excited, almost suffocating!

The Harem of the Northern Zhou Dynasty!This is his dream place. Although the buildings here have countless flaws, they never affect his enthusiasm for academic observation.This flying eaves, this corridor, this courtyard, this waterside pavilion, this rockery, this fish pond, this long street, this blue brick, so many things that can only be seen in the video and text, he actually touched them all with his own hands. wonderful!etc! ! !wrong! ! !This is the harem area, how could he get carried away and walk around and touch so many ancient relics!This is the crime of beheading!When entering the harem, you must walk with your head bowed, you must not look left and right, you must be cautious in your words and deeds, and you must not dance around.It's over, he will become the first time and space administrator in history to be beheaded by an ancient emperor.Thinking of this, Xie Lu's heart suddenly became complicated. There was the fear of death in front of him, and the excitement of being beheaded by the emperor. This kind of thing happens once in a thousand years, and death is worth it!

The guard who brought Xie Lu into the palace wiped his sweat silently when he saw this, this little old man is sick, right?Just now he was jumping up and down, now he will be lifeless and crumbling again, no!Started giggling again!After finally arriving at the gate of Yaoguang Hall, the guard handed over the person, and those who didn't touch the ground left.

Xie Lu stood at the entrance of Yaoguang Hall, looked up at the high eaves, with a long-awaited look on his face, Yaoguang Hall, he actually had a chance to come.

This scene happened to be watched by Li Bing who went out to pick him up, and Li Bing's expression changed instantly, Monarch!Your servant is very for you

(beep...) Worry!But worry is all about worry, business still needs to be done, Li Bing coughed lightly, reminding Xie Lu.

Xie Lu quickly lowered his head when he heard that, it was Master Li Bing!Your Majesty's Chamberlain!It's an honor that the number one leader in the harem came to pick him up in person!Xie Lu was so excited that he hurriedly gave a very grand gift: "I have seen Lord Li Bing."

Li Bing was stunned for a moment, even though he had never seen the world before, he had never seen such a big gift to an attendant, this kind of gift is usually given by a courtier to a monarch.

Xie Lu also realized something was wrong after bending over. He was too excited to make such a low-level mistake.It's over, the beheading alone has paid off his sins, at least Ling Chi!Ling Chi!Cut a thousand knives, it's terrible!wrong! !Northern Zhou did not have the penalty of Lingchi...

The two of them just stood there in a daze, and the other bent over and trembled. After the picture froze for ten seconds, Li Bing was the first to wake up: "What are you doing! Come in!"

Li Bing's words were like a life-saving straw, Xie Lu immediately grabbed hold of it and followed him in.

At this time, the medicine for Kara's body conditioning had been delivered, but a problem arose. She was too sound asleep, and it was not easy to administer the medicine. She tried several methods to no avail.

Finally, Qing Xiang came up with an idea: "Feed it!"

This idea sounded like a bad idea, Xuan Hui immediately frowned: "Come here!"

"What's wrong with me!" Qing Xiang immediately declined.

Si Chen quickly answered, with a gentle tone: "Your Majesty, your eyes are not working well, you can't see! I can't feed you!"

Xuan Hui was speechless, swallowed his saliva, and silently looked back at the national teacher.

"Your Majesty, don't look at it. If you suffer, you will also suffer from the national teacher." Qing Xiang made up his sword.

Xuan Hui wanted to throw the bowl, but in line with the principle of putting the overall situation first, he still picked up the bowl and took a sip, then picked up the blond-haired young man, bowed his head, and fed.

This scene happened to be watched by Xie Lu who stepped into the sleeping area. With countless novels in his mind, he immediately made up a vast and magnificent plot, excited, frightened, bloody love, etc. Countless emotions Instant blowout! !Xie Lu's brain finally couldn't take it anymore and crashed. "Plop" and fell to the ground!

remaining people:

National Teacher: zzzz~~~

From the ice: =mouth=

Si Chen: =^_^=

Qingxiang: ╮(‵▽′)╭

Xuan Hui: ︸_︸