Time and Space Auditor

"Northern Zhou indeed has a destiny to rule the world!"

As soon as these words came out, the complexion of the Zhuhe faction suddenly turned bad, and a thin old man immediately said: "Your Majesty, if you really want to fight, I have no money!"

[Neishi Changqing Duiyue, in charge of finances, with protruding ears, mustache, mouse eyes, thin lips, a miser, two great skills: plucking wild goose and crying poor! 】Xie Lu immediately said,【It's fun when he gets together with Qing Kunhe, Minister of Agriculture, and Fengquan, Minister of Shaofu. 】

As soon as Dui Yue finished speaking, a brown-haired man put on a bitter and vengeful face and said: "If the Minister of Internal History is poor, the servants will not be able to do the work here! There is no iron in any weapon!"

【This is Shaofu Changqing Fengquan, don't look at him crying and poor, he is good at cheating and cheating, and Bei Zhou is the only one who can extract money from Dui Yue's teeth. ] Xie Lu smiled and said, 【Have you seen that old man who also has a face of suffering and hatred?That is Qing Kunhe, Minister of the Agricultural Order, and he will definitely say it. 】

Sure enough, Kun and Fudi wailed: "Your Majesty, the harvest has not been good these years, and I have already given all the bottom of the box to Lord Duiyue. There is really nothing I can do."

"The one at the bottom of the box?" Fengquan's expression changed, and he looked at Duiyue happily, "Neishi Changqing, you still have some money! That's great! I have a few urgent needs here, please approve them for me."

"Who said I still have money?" Dui Yue's voice suddenly changed, "Minister Nong Ling, you can't trick me like this!"

"Oh, Neishi Changqing, how dare I cheat you, you came to my place to move that day!" Kun He cried bitterly, "If you don't believe me, you can ask Mr. Gen Yue that there are not enough manpower that day, and he sent helpers."

The honest Gen Yue nodded: "Yes." He didn't understand Dui Yue's winking at all, and Dui Yue's face suddenly turned pale.

Kara sympathizes with Dui Yue. Finding teammates is a skill, and if you are not careful, you will find pig teammates.

The monarch stopped the three of them: "That's enough, what does it look like?" He said to Dui Yue: "You can't delay the matter of the Shaofu. Give him the money first."

Dui Yue's expression immediately became heartbroken, and he glanced at Feng Quan and Kun He one by one, hating the former and coveting the latter.

Kunhe was shocked, and suddenly had the illusion of becoming a lamb.

【How about it? "Bei Zhou Zhou Bao" is funny! 】 Xie Lu said.

Kara rarely agrees: [They are indeed three living treasures, and their skills in playing treasures are top-notch!In three or two strokes, I made my position and opinions clear. 】

【ah?Did you say something? 】 Xie Lu is strange.

【…】

"Since the Northern Zhou Dynasty did have a destiny to unify the world, why hasn't it been realized yet?" Someone asked.

Kara followed the prestige and saw that it was Wan Jun who was reprimanded by Zhenyao before, and thought, "It's really a man to ask such a straightforward question. This is directly poking at the pain of the royal family!"

Seeing that the blond-haired young man was silent, Wan Jun thought that the other party was being questioned, so he sneered: "My lord, if you don't explain again, you will be punished in court for the crime of deceiving the emperor."

【Hey Hey hey!Say it quickly, that guy Tingwei Changqing did what he said, and if he is really convicted, he can't even think about living. 】 Xie Lu is in a hurry.

Kara remained silent and looked at Wanjun with a smile. Wanjun immediately looked away after learning the lesson from before, but he couldn't help turning his gaze back after a while.Seeing this, Kara smiled again, Wan Jun became angry again, and Zhenyao immediately said: "I also have the same doubts, and I would like to ask Master Guoshi to enlighten me."

Kara turned his gaze to Zhenyao. Zhenyao did not avoid his gaze this time, but directly looked at each other. A message was unabashedly revealed in his deep eyes: the main battle, you must die!

Kara laughed immediately: "The time has not come!"

"When will it arrive?" Zhen Yao asked.

"Father, location, people and all three!"

"What is the right time, the right place, and the harmony of people?" Zhenyao asked.

[Stop, stop!do not talk!Besides, it's against the rules! 】Xie Lu jumped, 【What to do when you talk about these things in a good manner, and say one thing: the secrets of the sky must not be revealed!That's it! 】

[If you say this, you will die! 】The secret must not be leaked, the court sentenced him to the crime of deceiving the emperor is considered light.Kara completely ignored Xie Lu's protest and explained: "A fighter plane, a battlefield, and people's hearts. A good fighter plane, a terrain that is conducive to combat, and the most important thing!" ,Heart!"

The words "One heart and one heart" directly hit the current situation of the Northern Zhou court. Before the struggle between the three factions is over, the battle cannot be fought!Zhenyao laughed after hearing this, and praised: "The national teacher is a god and man, I admire it!"

【ah?How can this be admired!You're just stepping on someone's pain, maybe your slander is already good! 】 Xie Lu is strange.

【idiot!It varies from time to time, do you understand?What Zhenyao wants to know the most is whether I support playing or not, and the answer he is giving now is what he wants.Even if my tone was a bit sharp, he wouldn't be stupid enough to correct me, or he would be shooting himself in the foot. ] Carla said.

After Zhenyao finished speaking, a rich-looking and smiling man sitting in the first row clapped his hands and said, "Master Sikong is right, the national teacher is really a god!"

"The subject also thinks that Master Guo Shi is really powerful." Said the man sitting behind Sudden Po, who didn't say a single word after the whole match.

Xie Lu reminded: [The one who spoke first was Mr. Sikong Kanmo, and the one who spoke after was Captain Du Zhangqing Yu Shu, who is the procuratorate.Canmo is notoriously smooth and sophisticated, and Yu Shu is notoriously cautious. 】

Kara glanced at the audience when he heard the words, two of the fifteen people were absent, and thirteen were left. Twelve people spoke, and one was missing!The gaze of the blond young man finally settled on a young man who was sitting quietly with his eyes closed, a gentle and watery young man who was incompatible with this court: [Who is that young man with his eyes closed? 】

【That, my immediate boss, Qin Tian Changqing Si Chen, he is blind but has heavenly eyes.There are many records in wild history about the fact that a blind person has celestial eyes. So far, there is no definite conclusion about the truth. If there is a more reasonable explanation, it should be regarded as superpowers. 】

While Xie Lu was speaking, Si Chen, who had been sitting quietly, raised his head and gave Kara a friendly smile.

Kara was stunned, did she really have the super power of the sky eye?

Sikong and Situ took the initiative to praise, and most of the ministers present came out to express their praise for the teacher. Xie Lu counted carefully, and there were a total of twelve, which was much higher than the previous approval rate.There were barely eight before, and two of them were not present. Now, except for Gen Yue who didn't support because he didn't understand, everyone else supported.

Under such a good situation, the monarch's complexion seems to be not very good. Because of the holographic image, Xie Lu was able to see clearly, and was about to remind Kara, when Canmo said: "Your Majesty, I have no objection to the national teacher, please Your Majesty Choose a day to tell the world."

"It's so good." Xuan Hui had adjusted his face the moment Zhenyao spoke, and spoke in a normal voice.

"It's my great fortune to have such a good minister. It's a great thing. As the saying goes: good things come in pairs, so I dare to mention another thing." Zhen Yao said with a smile.

Good things come in pairs?Take the opportunity to blackmail it!Kara is interested, what could it be?

"Master Sikong, please tell me," Xuan Hui said.

"His Majesty has been on the throne for three years, but he has not yet established a queen. During the three years, ministers have made many suggestions, but His Majesty has always refused because of the state affairs. Now His Majesty is protected by the gods, and the state affairs are not worrying. It is time to establish a queen." Zhenyao said. .

Xuanhui was silent and did not answer, so Zhenyao looked at Kara: "What do you think of the teacher?"

Kara has always had a headache about love, and she is the least good at dealing with it, and she is even more unwilling to deal with it.In his opinion, two people's true love is the basis of marriage, but it is basically impossible for the emperor's marriage to be true love.

Xie Lu has an extraordinary sixth sense when it comes to emotional issues. Seeing that Kara was silent, he quickly reminded: [Hey!Answer this question carefully, don't answer anything like freedom of marriage, it is impossible for the emperor.Don't answer that you should be the queen, the officials and ladies who meet the queen's conditions in the Northern Zhou Dynasty are all from Zhenyao's faction, and if you promise rashly, something will happen. 】

[What is the attitude of the monarch? ] Carla asked.

【very strange! 】 Xie Lu said, 【The monarch is absolutely against this, and he has ignored it whenever he mentioned this issue in the past three years. 】

[No, no matter what the reason is, the monarch should not marry the queen and leave no heirs! ] Carla questioned.

[I reckon that there are two possibilities for this kind of problem. One is that the heart belongs to him, but the status of the person he likes is very different from him, so it is difficult to get married; the other is that he likes the same sex. Bei Zhou is not so tolerant and does not allow male queens to appear. ] Xie Lu replied, gossip by the way, [I judged based on so many years of gossip, the second should be correct, to be precise, the first is also correct, the monarch has a crush, and the crush is a man, and the status of a man is quite high , may be a minister!ah! ! !Monarchs and ministers are the most loving! 】

[…] Kara has a headache, [You can just say Qingxiang, so much nonsense! 】

【Not necessarily Qingxiang! 】Xie Lu said mysteriously, 【There is also a possibility, Lord Sima, Jing Xun!Jing Xun is Xuanhui's uncle, Xuanhui was raised by him since he was a child, young man! 】

【…】Kara couldn't help but touch his forehead, why did he listen to Xie Lu explain such a boring thing in such a serious court.

Zhenyao saw Kara's forehead support, and immediately asked, "Why did the national teacher react like this? Shouldn't the monarch be the queen?"

A high hat was put on, but Kara quickly refused, and immediately explained, "Establishing an empress is a major event, and it is related to the continuation of the royal family. Of course we must establish an empress."

Zhenyao smiled: "The national teacher said it well!"

Xuan Hui's face darkened, and he quietly glanced at the blond young man.

Kara noticed it immediately, and sighed, it was really difficult to get off the tiger, and said: "It is such an important matter to be a queen, you must be careful! The queen is the mother of the country, and her status is extremely noble. Of course, her requirements are quite strict. For example, her appearance is always beautiful. Necessary; besides, temperament must be gentle, virtuous, benevolent and friendly, but not indecisive, otherwise the harem will be chaotic. What about talent and learning? Not to mention, you must be proficient in everything; you don’t have to be a top-notch martial artist, but at least at critical moments To be able to protect the monarch. In addition, there are some small requirements, such as cooking, although you don’t have to cook it yourself, you must know how to match it, and you can take good care of your body for the monarch. Another example is medical skills. Although there are medical officers, you always know it yourself One point is better. Oh! There is one more point that cannot be ignored, it must be interesting, and the relationship between the emperor and queen must be long-lasting, and there must be no less interest."

[So many requests!Anyone else fit in? 】 Xie Lu is strange.

[It's best if you don't meet it!The monarch does not want to get married. ] Kara said.

[But what if the monarch wants to get married one day, and the person he likes can't meet so many requirements? 】 Xie Lu asked.

[At that time, my vacation is probably over, and the monarch can just find an excuse to change it. ] Carla said.

[What if... it's not over? 】

[Less crow's mouth! 】

After Kara finished speaking, Qing Xiang was the first to applaud: "The words of the national teacher are the essence, so that a woman is worthy to be the mother of the country."

"Can such a woman be found?" Su Po sneered, of course the peacemakers were not happy with such a condition.

"There are thousands of women in the world, you can always find them." Han Fu said with a smile.

"That would be a waste of time and money!" Wan Jun also sneered.

Dui Yue immediately said: "Your Majesty, I am poor."

"Actually, you don't need to mobilize people, just make an unannounced visit!" Yongyan laughed while stroking his beard.

"Master Yongyan is right." Canmo said, "Who do you think is competent for this matter?"

Yong Yan smiled without answering, and glanced at Kara.

[No, the old man wants you to find it?Don't say yes! 】Xie Lu just finished speaking.

Kara stood up and saluted the monarch respectfully.

[Do you really want to agree? 】

Kara ignored Xie Lu and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, I feel that since Lord Zhenyao mentioned this matter, let him go."

[…] Xie Lu was speechless.

At this time, Zhenyao agreed to it, and he couldn't do it, and he couldn't do it if he didn't agree. If he agreed, he would have to look for a needle in a haystack. If he didn't agree, he would give up and become a queen.After thinking about it for a long time, I had no choice but to say: "I am willing to deal with this matter!"

Faced with such a result, even if Xuan Hui resisted, he had no choice but to agree: "Lord Sikong, you must search carefully for the candidate for the mother of the country, and don't leak the news."

"Yes!" Zhenyao saluted.

"Master Situ is in charge of the canonization of the national teacher. There is no precedent for this matter, and it can be handled as appropriate." Xuan Hui said.

"Yes!" Canmo saluted.

"Today's court meeting is over!" Xuan Hui said, and glanced at Kara, "The National Teacher's residence is simple, I found a new residence for you, although I have ordered someone to clean it up, but it is probably too late, today the National Teacher will follow me Live in the inner palace."

Live in the inner palace?joke!Kara immediately refused, "Thank you for the kindness of the monarch, the residence is simple and simple, but it is no problem to live for a few days."

Xuan Hui would not allow him to refuse, Kara wondered, why did he suddenly get angry?After carefully recalling the process just now, my heart skipped a beat, oops!make a mistake!His idea is indeed good, but he decided without the consent of the king.If you were a leader with top-notch abilities, you could spare him for the sake of doing the right thing, but for the academics, this is a serious violation of the rules, so troublesome!Carla sighed and had to follow.

Xie Lu didn't understand it, so he went straight to his brain: [What's going on?Am I wrong?Are you the king's favorite person?At the winter solstice festival, I was shocked to see you as a heavenly man, and then fell in love with him, and then tried my best to make you a national teacher.In the end, instead of understanding his painstaking efforts, you set up a trick to make him stand up.It's over!Your trip to the harem is terrible! 】

【…】

[Gold Master!Let me tell you, don't resist how the monarch treats you back. I have never experienced this kind of thing, but according to the book, it is painful and happy. You should be bitten by a dog!I'll send you a therapeutic device later. 】

【…】

[Remember, don't kill someone in a fit of rage, that's a serious violation of the laws of time and space! 】

【…】

【Investor!I beg you, please listen to me! 】

[Go, die! 】