Bad Boy Farming

At night, Qi Sheng didn't rush Er Niu to the bed like before when he entered the house, but asked, "Is there something you are hiding from me?"

Er Niu was puzzled by the endless words, "What's the matter?"

"I knew I was going to ask you." Qi Sheng said, "Su Jiu and Su Ba are fake names, but you know their real identities!"

Er Niu took off his trousers and paused, "How much do you know?"

"Tell me first." In fact, he didn't know anything.

Er Niu gave him a blank look, "Don't talk about love, don't talk about sleeping!"

"You..." Qi Sheng stared at Er Niu's back and took a deep breath, went to bed and moved his body, "Don't sleep! Make it clear!"

Er Niu just ignored him.Qi Sheng thought that Su Jiu went to the pier to rent two boats in the afternoon, and they might leave tomorrow, "Aren't they pure merchants?"

"What do you mean?" Er Niu opened his eyes, pretending not to understand, "They did something wrong?"

Qi Sheng raised his hand and squeezed his face, "Pretend hard! How could ordinary merchants know that the imperial examination regulations will be changed? One of my seniors also knows the officials in Kyoto, but he has never heard of it!"

"If you want to know, ask He Ping."

"Do you think I didn't ask? Last time I asked He Ping, yes, but he asked me if I doubted him." Qi Sheng felt aggrieved thinking about it.

Er Niu laughed and said, "That's it. You don't care about their surnames. If you don't want to tell us, it means that they have something to hide. You are too petty to guess here."

"Can……"

"Come on. Didn't you say yesterday that the books given to Mavericks were all from talented scholars in Kyoto, and you can't buy them if you have money?" Er Niu stretched out his hand to hold Qi Sheng's hand, and said, "Although I'm so defensive. The heart is indispensable, but we also need sunshine in our hearts.”

Qi Sheng sighed, "You just need to be sensible."

Er Niu smiled, "Who am I? I am Zhang Er Niu. All men, women and children in Zhangjia Village count on me."

Qi Sheng couldn't help laughing either.

The next morning, when he got up, the emperor was already up.Qi Sheng was startled when he saw the person standing at the door, "Brother Su, why don't you sleep more? Is the bed uncomfortable?"

"Sleep well." The emperor turned around and said with a smile.Having lived for decades, I have never slept so peacefully until dawn, "Where is Er Niu, were you tired last night?"

When Er Niu heard this, he staggered, "Brother Su, you can eat and talk nonsense!"

"Yo, I'm sorry." The emperor saw Er Niu blushing, "Haha...what's for breakfast?"

"Just know how to eat! Have you washed your face and brushed your teeth!" Er Niu gave the emperor a blank look, then turned and went to the kitchen.

Su Jiu squeezed her face hard to try to wake herself up, what did he see just now, did Zhang Erniu eat the guts of the ambitious leopard!How dare you lose your temper with Brother Huang!

The emperor saw the person standing by the door in a daze, "Why are you still standing there! Hurry up and help Er Niu light the fire!"

"No need, I'll just go." Qi Sheng walked into the kitchen and said, "They are all our guests, please be polite to them."

"Then let him treat himself as a guest." Er Niu fished out the mutton given to him from the jar, "Do you want to eat it?"

"Don't eat it, it's too fishy!" Qi Sheng rubbed his nose, "I'm going to the county to buy something tomorrow, come back and make some animal traps?"

"I'll tell everyone later not to run up the mountain during this period. Fortunately, the sheep were injured yesterday. If a person was injured by a wild boar, what a day it will be." Er Niu couldn't help sighing.

"With me, the wild boar will not hurt you. When we collect the rice, there will be no wild boar going down the mountain." Qi Sheng saw him cutting mutton, "Why are you so greedy, don't eat it, I'll buy a few catties of pork ribs for you to eat."

"I stewed it overnight with large ingredients, and it doesn't smell fishy at all. Try it." Er Niu put a small piece of mutton to his mouth, and Qi Sheng closed his eyes and opened his mouth.Seeing this, Er Niu was amused, "It's not poison, look at how scared you are."

"As long as it's given to me by you, I'll take the poison too... Hey, it doesn't smell bad!" Qi Sheng opened his eyes wide in surprise, "It's really mutton? How can it compare to pork..."

"Tenderer than pork, isn't it?" Er Niu smiled, "Then I'll make noodles with mutton soup."

"Go on, go on, order more noodles, I think your cooking must be delicious!"

"The poison he made is also delicious." The two royal brothers stood by the door with their chests folded. "You treat us with noodles?"

"This is mutton noodles, have you ever eaten it?" Er Niu pouted, "I promise you will never forget it!"

"Who hasn't eaten mutton?" Su Jiu was not surprised at all.

"Where's the five-spice stew?" Er Niu glanced at him.

The emperor was very curious, "Which five spices? I don't care if you don't tell me, what do you put in your dishes?"

Er Niu cut the noodles while talking.He threw the noodles into the boiling water pot, boiled them, took them out, added soup, large pieces of mutton and green vegetables, "Taste it!" The first bowl was naturally for the emperor.

The emperor had never eaten such simple noodles. However, the chewiness of the noodles, the softness of the mutton and the rich aroma of the soup made the emperor eat two large bowls in a daze.

Er Niu Hun liked to eat it before wearing it, but now he has to do it by himself. Seeing the high-ranking emperor so applauding, "There is more than a catty of mutton left, take it with you when you leave. By the way, do you want five-spice powder? It's for cooking." , I'll pack a few catties for you."

"No need." The emperor was very embarrassed, lotus seeds, mutton, five-spice powder, and two boats of taro, "There are too many things that we can't finish."

"It's in the boat and you don't need to carry it." Qi Sheng burped and said, "I see that you like to eat preserved eggs made by Erniu, so bring two more jars. By the way, there are also bad fish and salted duck eggs. Light Don’t forget the dried vegetables and dried shrimps.”

"Stop!" Su Jiu hurriedly stopped him, "Can you stop being so biased! What about mine?"

"Your?" Er Niu was stunned, "Didn't I give it to you last time? Want it? Pay me and I'll buy it for you!"

"Haha..." The emperor trembled happily, "Okay, okay, bring it, bring it all." After a while, "I heard Xiaojiu said that you used to hope that Zhangjiacun would become a happy village, so I will send you Three words, or?"

Er Niu was stunned, "Yes!" He got up and ran to the small cow room, took out the pen and ink and handed it to him, and urged, "Write quickly!"

The emperor blinked, more sure that Er Niu knew his identity.At the same time, I also find it interesting, knowing that I am the emperor, I can still pretend not to know, and I can talk to myself so casually... The emperor really doesn't want to admit that Er Niu doesn't care what the hell he is the emperor at all!

Qi Sheng watched the two big boats slowly drifting away, and heard Er Niu say, "I'll go to the county with you tomorrow to frame that word."

"Isn't it just the word 'Happy Village'? Look at your baby." Qi Sheng said helplessly, "I'm happier than a calf seeing gold."

"What do you know?" Er Niu spread out the paper when he got home, "Look carefully at the name in this corner."

"Su... Su what?" Qi Sheng didn't know cursive script.

Er Niu whispered in his ear, and Qi Sheng screamed, "That, that... this..."

"Stuttered!"

"The emperor..."

"Emperor!" Er Niu glared at him, "It's a pity that you have traveled all over the world, and you don't even think about how many big families in Kyoto have the surname Su, and there are nine brothers."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier? No, when did you know?" Qi Sheng spun around anxiously, "Have I disrespected the emperor? No wonder he and Su Jiu are in such a hurry to go back, no wonder their entourage Kungfu is better than mine, no wonder..."

Er Niu doesn't care what he thinks, anyway, people are gone, and maybe they won't see each other in this life.

But this is just what Er Niu thought.

When Xiao Niu heard that Su Ba had left, his face drooped, "Second Brother, why don't you let him stay for a few more days, Brother Su is amazing, the knowledge he told me is better than what the teacher told me, Master saw that Brother Su told me I almost wanted to keep the book for myself.”

"What?" Qi Sheng asked hastily, "Did you give it to him?"

"Of course I can't give it!" Xiao Niu said, "It was given to me by Brother Su, the first gift I received."

"Hehe..." Er Niu reached out and grabbed his ear, "No wonder Su Jiu scolded you little bastard, I didn't give you all the food and clothing you used!"

"Second brother, second brother, it's different! It's different!" Maverick held his hand and shouted, "You are my real brother, our two real brothers, what's yours is mine, what's mine is mine, what? You can use it! It hurts...it hurts, let it go!"

Er Niu raised his leg and kicked him on the buttocks, "If you want to see you, Big Brother Su, study hard and go to the capital to find him."

"Then will he still buy me pastries?" Mengmeng asked with her eyes wide open.

Qi Sheng hurriedly picked him up, "Did Er Niu make you hungry?"

Sword Dou said, "Second Uncle doesn't allow us to eat candy!" Big Brother Su wouldn't.

Er Niu couldn't help but support his forehead, "You are changing your teeth."

"I haven't changed my teeth." Mengmeng opened her mouth to reveal two rows of small teeth, "My teeth are getting better."

"Believe it or not, I'll beat someone up!" Er Niu raised his slap, Mengmeng shrank his head in fright, "From today onwards, one piece of candy for two days, whoever dares to eat more, I won't hurt anyone!"

"It's scaring people again." The Maverick muttered.

Er Niu snorted, "You can try to see if I scare you."

The three children shook their heads unanimously, they can't try!They know that Er Niu is doing it for their own good, but they just like to watch Er Niu jump around in anger, so what should they do?

beat!

If Er Niu knew what San Xiaoer was thinking, he would definitely slap him and make him tell random stories. If he taught a good child to be a sesame bun, it would still be black stuffing.

He didn't know that the emperor was very envious of him teaching children.

No, he went back to the inner hall and put down his big and small bags, planning to see if his sons listened carefully to the teacher's lecture.

The empress dowager who rushed over grabbed him, "Your Majesty, what are you going to do again?" Seeing that the clothes in Gong'e's hands were torn a few times, and the messy things on the table, "Where did you escape from?"

"What did the queen mother say?" The emperor said, "It's that bastard Lao Jiu who insisted on grabbing something from me. Look, there is a piece of skin on my hand, which was caught by Lao Jiu."

"Old Ninth?" The Queen Mother stared at him when she heard it, "I'd forget if you didn't tell me? Where's Old Ninth? Why is it just you?"

"We brought back two shipments, and he went to Huangzhuang." The emperor said and yawned, "It's the taro that my mother ate before. I plan to plant it in Huangzhuang and promote it next year."

"You mean the common people won't have to go hungry next year?" The Empress Dowager clasped her hands together, muttering back and forth, "Bless our ancestors! God bless you!"

The emperor rolled his eyes indecently, "The queen mother should say Erniu blesses you."

"Gah? What is Erniu?" The queen was curious.

The emperor said, "It's the farmer who gave me these things."

The Empress Dowager opened the cloth bag casually, and the Empress looked up, "Huh, white round beads?"

"That's lotus seeds. It originally weighed 25 catties. I didn't notice that Lao Jiu stole about ten catties. Queen Mother, you take back ten catties, and leave the rest to me and the queen." The emperor said, "Erniu said to take it for a long time Lotus seed and lily porridge can make people look rosy, cure insomnia and dreaminess, and calm the mind."

"Eat?" The Empress Dowager paused her hand and looked at several jars beside her, "Your Majesty, don't tell Ai's family that these are all for food?"

"It's not for food, why do I want it." The emperor said very simply, "The edible recipe is in that bag, tell the imperial dining room, I want to eat it tonight."

At the same time, Er Niu looked at the heavy rain outside the door and said happily, "The rice was harvested in time."

"Haven't the yamen servants come to collect taxes yet?" Qi Sheng had just brought the three children home when raindrops began to fall.

"I discussed with the people in the village and used the money to offset the tax, which has already been paid."

"What are you going to do again?" Qi Sheng was very strange, sometimes he kept up with Er Niu's head, and he didn't know what was in his head.

"There is little land in the village, and the rice we see is limited. In case of a natural or man-made disaster, everyone can survive for a few more days."

"If everyone acts like you, where the government collects grain, be careful that the emperor settles accounts with you!" Qi Sheng said, pointing to his forehead.

Xiao Niu said, "Second brother Qi is stupid again, the emperor has everything to do, so he can't control this side."

"Yes!" Er Niu nodded, and then whispered in Qi Sheng's ear, "Maybe the emperor has forgotten about me."

But there are some things I can't help but say, as soon as the sun came out, Er Niu received a letter from Kyoto.Er Niu thought it belonged to Su Jiu, and when he took it apart, Qi Sheng was almost scared to pee, but the emperor actually asked Er Niu, "My four sons are fighting, what should I do?"

Er Niu's hands were trembling and trembling, he dragged Qi Sheng back to the room, opened his mouth and asked, "Do you think there is a prince here?"

Qi Sheng sighed, "The emperor only has four sons."

"It's over!" Er Niu fell onto the bed, staring blankly at the roof, "It's over, it's over..."

"Whether you are right or wrong, people will bear hatred." Qi Sheng pointed to the two people in the yard, "Don't pretend to be dead, write back quickly, people are still waiting."

"But what should I write?" Er Niu shook the paper in his hand, wishing to stare at a hole, "I didn't treat him badly, why did he cheat me like this."

"It's probably because we gave him too many things." Qi Sheng said, "I took you to heart."

"You're still laughing!" Er Niu glared at Qi Sheng, "What kind of crappy fish and salted duck eggs, why don't you say you're sending our family out!"

"You can't blame me. Who told you not to tell me the truth, I think they are unusual and want to form a good relationship." Qi Sheng looked at him innocently, "We also have three children..."

"But they never fight!" Er Niu interrupted him, "Forget it, I'll make it clear!"

"How is it clear?" Qi Sheng asked hurriedly, Erniu got up and went to the next door to answer him.