Bad Boy Farming

Er Niu was startled when he heard Qi Sheng's words, "You want to go?"

"Why are you so excited? You hate me." Qi Sheng asked with a smile.

"Get out!" Er Niu pushed him, thinking that the way out of the village was blocked, "When?"

"As soon as the rain stops, I will go over the mountain and come back after a while." Qi Sheng didn't want to hide anything from Er Niu, "What you said to the village chief reminded me that Qi's woodware shop has been in existence for hundreds of years, and no one has ever bought it." I thought about marking the word 'Qijia' on the wooden utensils."

"It doesn't matter if you don't write it. If you want to engrave a beautiful or meaningful graphic on the wooden utensils, a small one will not annoy the guests."

"Hey, this is good!" Qi Sheng grabbed his shoulders happily, "Most carpenters are illiterate, and I thought about arranging special people to teach them when the time comes."

"Really?" Er Niu gave him an indifferent look, and Qi Sheng nodded fiercely. "Then you can put your hands down?"

Qi Sheng withdrew his hand quickly, and grinned at Er Niu, "It will be Chinese New Year when I come back, so tell me what you need to buy, and I'll ship it all at once."

"You want to celebrate the New Year at my house?" Er Niu asked with wide-eyed eyes.

"All the servants in my family have homes and courtyards. Why don't you let Mengmeng and I go to Qingzhou if we don't spend the New Year with you?" Qi Sheng asked.

Mengmeng said, "I don't want to go to Qingzhou."

"Still sleeping!" Qi Sheng turned his head and saw the child in thin single clothes crawling out of the quilt, "Do you know where Qingzhou is?"

"Hug!" He stretched out his hand to Er Niu, ignoring Qi Sheng.

Second Master Qi was bored, and when the village head held another meeting for the whole village, he left with a simple bag on his back.

The villagers are used to meeting and holding meetings these days, and when they saw the village chief standing on top of the stone roller and "putting on airs", people around his age shouted, "Speak up if you have something to say, you can give us money to cure us if we are sick by the wind!"

Since Er Niu, a young boy, can lead everyone to make a fortune, the old men in the village no longer say things like "no hair on their mouths, and they can't do things well", but they don't regard the village head as the head of the village.

The village chief also knew the reason. While his family was rich, he was happy, but at the same time, his prestige in the village was not as good as that of Er Niu, and he was frustrated.

Facing all the old and young men in the village, the village head really didn't want to say that Er Niu taught him to say what he said next, but according to the virtues of the villagers, even if the construction workshop was thought of by himself, these people would settle on Er Niu's head .

Sure enough, as soon as the village chief said to build a house at the entrance of the village, someone said, "Erniu, building a house is so troublesome. There is not enough space for the ancestral hall, so we can make eggs at home."

"What are you talking about? The wind is too strong and I didn't hear it clearly. You want me to teach you how to be an asshole, and then teach your two sons-in-law?" Er Niu put his hands to his ears, tilted his head and said loudly, "Say it again!"

Everyone laughed loudly, the person who spoke earlier blushed and felt that Er Niu didn't give him face.However, in terms of seniority, she still calls Erniu grandpa, and it's the same, Erniu who is afraid of trouble dares to choke each other like this.

The village chief said, "Okay! Be quiet! Everyone's land is ready, and the biandan is ready, so we will wait for Master He to send someone to pull it out. If there is nothing else, let's start building the house today. Er Niu said that we will Build the house into a square shape, with eight rooms in a row, and we will try to finish it by the end of the month."

"The village chief is stupid, there are still 20 days until the end of the month, you want everyone's life!"

"Shut up!" The village chief's expression changed, and the people who were chattering were stunned, "It will take a month for the egg to be shipped, and the people from Mr. He's family will come to pull the goods once every five days. You want to make a good job." Put the changed egg on the road or on the mountain?!"

"What?" Everyone reacted and screamed again and again, "Why didn't you say it earlier? You sell it once every five days and you still sit here to grind, why don't you hurry down and move the stone!"

The village head wobbled and almost fell off the stone rollers. He heard adults and children clamoring to go home and get a basket, a pole, and a shovel? Head... This group of money-seeking shameless people, why are they from Zhangjia Village? !

Er Niu thought about how to fool the villagers if they were unwilling to build houses. Seeing this situation, Er Niu smiled and went home and took out the simple account book he had sewn into a book with thread.

Wide Angle saw it and asked, "Brother Erniu, what are you doing?"

"I can't explain a few words, let's go to the entrance of the village first." Er Niu said.

When the two arrived at the entrance of the village, Guangjiao yelled, "Listen, everyone, Brother Erniu has something to say."

The adults and children who were picking up stones stopped their hands suddenly, and the surrounding was suddenly quiet only the sound of the wind, and the old village chief who called everyone to pay attention to safety was very upset when he saw that the people were silent and waited for Er Niu to speak. What a bunch of people!

Er Niu said, "Do you know what I have in my hand?"

"Book!"

"Erniu can still read?"

"Er Niu is really powerful!"

……

Er Niu raised his hand, and everyone who was whispering to each other quickly shut up, "This is the account book, Master Qi has already taught me how to keep accounts. From the day next month when our batch of changed eggs and fermented bean curd are sold, Let’s no longer sell a piece of money.”

"Why?" Everyone who saw that the money couldn't move asked in unison.

"Listen to me, we are going to make a lot of eggs in the future, so we must go to the county to buy them. I will leave this matter to the aunts and sisters-in-law in the village. I hope you will see clearly when picking eggs. Not only will you not be able to pick phoenix eggs, Also use the least money to buy the most eggs!

And in the future, more fermented bean curd will be needed, so it is not appropriate to make it at home. According to my idea, I will make it in the established processing workshop in the future. I will arrange who will do what work.After all the materials are unified, we will settle the bill every half a month. If someone is lazy and doesn't work, pointing others to do it for him, then I will deduct your money! "

"Why do you need to deduct money!" Someone objected.

Er Niu said, "Everyone sees me growing up so much, you know what kind of person I am better than myself. You pat your conscience and say, will I be greedy for the little money deducted?"

"Of course not!" Zhang Li said, "Erniu really wants money, so just sell the recipe for making eggs to Mr. He's family. Only when you're full and your brain is out of order will you be busy with the big guys." .”

Er Niu smiled, "Third Aunt, you speak very well of me."

"Third Aunt, tell the truth!" Zhang Wei said, "I will send your eldest nephew to the county to learn to read in the morning, it is all thanks to you." He said and picked up the child beside him, "Come here quickly, say thank you You two cow uncle!"

The child had heard from his parents how powerful Er Niu was, and looked at Er Niu with admiration, feeling embarrassed to speak.

Er Niu smiled indifferently, "I haven't finished talking, we will do more and more tricks in the future, and the money we will earn will naturally increase, but there will be more places to spend money, and the money I will deduct Put it on the account and save it to add things to the workshop later, do you have anything else to say?"

"Then how can there be?" The person who refused to follow before was speechless.

Er Niu said, "I decided to use blue tiles for the workshop this time, so I don't have to worry about water leakage in the house when it rains or snows in the future."

"How much will it cost? Er Niu, we haven't made much money yet, so we can't lose like this!"

"You don't need to pay. Didn't you all give me money when you sold fermented bean curd earlier? I saved it all, so I used that money to buy green tiles." After Er Niu finished speaking, there was only rustling around.

Seeing Erniu being so popular, the old village head, who was slightly sour in his eyes, walked up to him and said, "Isn't it just a few tiles! After the workshop is completed, I still worry that I won't be able to make money. This tile money , we all pay! Write down how many watts you need, and I will give you the money tomorrow!"

This time, everyone nodded unanimously, and a few stingy people like Zhang Lanshi didn't dare to say anything, for fear of arousing public anger and being attacked by the crowd!

Just as Er Niu was about to speak, Xiao Niu who was standing not far away shouted, "Second brother, it's noon, let's go home and cook."

"What else do you want to eat? Come to my house to eat." Mrs. Zhang Li on the side finished speaking smoothly, and someone picked it up immediately, "My house is close to here, so go to our house."

As soon as they interrupted, Er Niu could only swallow what he wanted to say, and said instead, "Mengmeng and the others are used to my cooking."

I don't know what Maverick and Mengmeng said, but the child held Erniu's arm, "Let's go! I'm hungry."

Er Niu turned sideways and smiled helplessly at the crowd. Once he entered the house, the smile on Er Niu's face disappeared, "Zhang Xiaoniu, come here!"

"What are you doing?" Xiao Niu stood in front of him, saw Er Niu taking off his shoes, and ran away, looking outside while running, "He hit someone! He hit someone! Zhang Er Niu is going to hit someone!"

"Shut up!" Er Niu staggered, almost tripping himself, seeing that Maverick wanted to run out, "Stop, I won't hit you!"

"You mean what you say?" Xiao Niu stopped and asked, Er Niu took the opportunity to grab him, "So what if I don't mean what I say!" kicked his ass, "Take it as if I didn't know your narrow-mindedness! Huh?"

"Knowing and beating people?" Maverick raised his head in disbelief, "Who am I doing it for?"

"Stubborn!" Er Niu tugged at his ears, "You also put away the two ingots that He Ping gave you, how much more do you want? How old are you? Can you stop being shallow!"

"The money is what you deserve, so why take it out!" His ears were raised, Maverick still didn't change his words, Er Niu was reluctant to do something heavy, gave him a hard look, turned around and went to the kitchen.

Maverick stuck out his tongue at his back and rubbed his ears, "Mother, it really hurts!"

"Blowing." Mengmeng rubbed against Maverick, who rubbed Mengmeng's short hair, and said to Sword Bean, "Lead Mengmeng."

"I have to help second uncle light the fire." Daodoou felt that he was going to do something bad, and didn't want to mess with him.

Maverick pulled him back and said in a low voice, "Help me watch out for second brother not coming over."

"What are you doing?" He asked in a low voice.

"You'd better not know." Maverick ran to the corner after finishing speaking, lay down on the ground like a little mouse to dig, and dug out the money jar buried by Er Niu in a short while.He picked up the money jar and went to the grain room next door, took out two strings of copper plates from it, and dug a hole to bury the money jar.

Daodoou watched his actions at the door, his eyes popped out, "You...you..."

"What are you, light the fire." Then he pulled Mengmeng over, talking nonsense to Mengmeng this way and that.

Sword Bean looked back at him, then at the person who was washing the vegetables, thought for a while, and swallowed what came to his mouth... In fact, he also felt that Uncle Niu did nothing wrong.

That is, what can Uncle Er Niu do if he can't find the money?