Bad Boy Farming

Er Niu said, "Please give me a basin of clean water."

The little guy waiting outside the door hurriedly ran downstairs, "Zhang, Zhang..."

"Call me Erniu." Erniu took the water basin, smiled to help the distressed boy, and then took out five balls of green ash and put them into the wooden basin, and the inside of the wooden basin was instantly black.

He Ping looked at him and then at Qi Guang, and found that Qi Guang's eyes were full of doubts, so he couldn't help sitting up straight, and said without raising his head, "Dongjia He, why don't you guess what is wrapped in the green ash."

"Edible?"

Er Niu nodded, "Of course."

He Ping was slightly drunk, and secretly sighed how his memory was so bad at such a young age, "Roasted bird?"

Tilting his hand, Er Niu really wanted to paint his face with ashes, and took a deep breath, "Can the beggar chicken be washed in water?"

"Then what did you say?" He Ping asked back.

Er Niu was very powerless, "Look for yourself!"

"Chicken...eggs?" He Ping was stunned and said, "Why, no, why did you put the eggs in the ashes?"

Er Niu took the egg and knocked it on the table. He Ping kept saying "be careful", but Er Niu continued to peel the egg shell.Seeing that there was no egg liquid, Qi Guang hurriedly asked, "When did you cook the eggs?"

When He Ping heard this, he suddenly realized and thought he had thought of it, "I understand that Er Niu boiled the eggs first and then wrapped them in plant ash, right!"

Er Niu's answer was to give the two of them a blank stare, and said in disgust, "Don't say I know you from now on."

"Hehe... Did I say something wrong?" He Ping, who had started a family business at a young age, couldn't believe it. "Didn't you pickle the eggs with plant ashes?"

Er Niu sincerely knelt down to him, and stuffed the peeled egg into his hand, "Taste it yourself!"

He Ping looked down, and subconsciously squeezed it with his hands, "Hey, it's soft, can you eat it?"

Er Niu refused to talk to him anymore. Before he came, he thought that He Ping should be very capable and steady. Now seeing him playing with the egg, he didn't know if he had washed his hands. , I really want to ask, can I still eat it?

But Mr. He's family is not afraid of being poisoned to death by unknown objects, nor is he afraid of being dirty to death by himself. He eats the whole egg three times and five times.

He Ping took it and studied it for a while, "Are you sure you didn't cook this in advance?"

Er Niu was already unable to say anything more, "Do you think I will tell you how to turn an egg?"

"It's so clever." He Ping was bored, "So it's called a Biandan." He reluctantly put down the Biandan, "Then how about we talk about this Biandan?"

Er Niu shook his head lightly, "No hurry, I still have to go to the grocery store."

"What do you want to buy, I'll ask my buddy to buy it for you." The moment He Ping ate the egg, he felt that the market for preserved eggs was much bigger than that of fermented bean curd, and he lost his composure just now.

Er Niu was not affected at all, and still said slowly, "I heard from Qi Guang that the grocery store in Lin'an City sells pickles, so I sent someone to bring three hundred jars of fermented bean curd, and now I go to the grocery store to ask Ask them if they accept fermented bean curd."

"Aha?" Dong's family didn't understand, and asked with ears and eyes, "You want to sell fermented bean curd to a grocery store?"

"Wrong, I sold it to your home and grocery store."

He Ping refused immediately, "How can it be done? No way!"

Er Niu pretended to be ignorant and asked back, "Why? You only want a hundred jars, and we can't keep the rest for ourselves unless we sell it to the grocery store?"

"Well, Er Niu, don't you mean to embarrass me?" He Ping said.

Er Niu smiled, "He Dong's family, you can't say that. When will I feel sorry for you, and I will send you a special egg. How can you be like this?"

"Come on, let's stop pretending, okay?" Seeing him getting up to leave, He Ping said quickly, "I'll buy all the fermented bean curd you have."

"Don't tell me you seem to be in a dilemma." Er Niu stopped and pouted, "You have made a lot of money. Besides, our fermented bean curd is a jar of six catties. You can pack it into a small bottle of one catty. The price is not up to you to set."

A bright light flashed in He Ping's eyes. A few days ago, someone asked the buddy if the bean curd was available for takeaway.Now, looking at Erniu with bright eyes, "How many jars of fermented bean curd do you have?"

"320 pots for each of the two flavors." Er Niu felt that there was something interesting, "If you buy them all, you will sell all the Biandan and Preserved Eggs in our village later."

"What is preserved egg?" He Ping felt that he had spent more than 20 years in vain, and he couldn't even understand what a country boy said.

Er Niu didn't give up, "It's just made of duck eggs, but it's blue and black. It looks good without eggs."

"Black? Can it be eaten?" This is what He Ping is most concerned about.

"Then what's wrong with your body?"

He Dong's family was speechless for a moment, and asked after a while, "How do you sell it?"

"Eggs are worth four, duck eggs are five."

As soon as he finished speaking, He Ping yelled, "You are stealing money! You can buy two eggs for a penny!"

"We asked the coachman. The eggs in Lin'an Mansion cost two cents apiece."

"You..." He Ping pointed at Er Niu, "How can you calculate according to what is here?"

"Why not? Am I in Zhangjiacun now?"

"You, you are arrogant!"

"That's why you have to be reasonable." Er Niu disdained to argue with him, which lowered his IQ too much, "Is there no boat fare for the round trip? Don't the villagers get paid for making eggs every day? When the eggs and duck eggs are broken during the process, you give them Money? If you pay for it, I’ll be the master, and I’ll sell it to you for two cents each!”

Er Niu made such a calculation, He Ping froze, and waved his fan weakly, "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you."

"In that case, may I ask how many bastards Mr. He plans to buy?"

"Can't you let me take a breather?" If Qi Guang hadn't heard that tofu milk had nothing to do with Zhang Erniu, he would have thought that the business belonged to Erniu himself.

"He Dong's family, it's not that I want to rush you, if you stay later, it will snow when the egg is ready."

"So long?" He Ping said, "It's only September now, so it won't snow until November."

"It does take that long." In order to ensure that each preserved egg is as ripe as possible, work slowly and carefully, and store it for a long enough time, plus the time he deliberately falsely reported, not more than two months.

He Ping thought for a moment, "Why don't you just wash the eggs and let me try to sell them next. If it's successful, you can give me [-] eggs."

"Or there are 640, there are 64 households in our village, so I can give them money when I go back." Er Niu said, "I'll send you two catties of five-spice powder later.

"Four catties!" He Ping stretched out his finger, Er Niu stared at him for a long time, and when He Ping was almost cross-eyed, he nodded.

The village chief looked at the sizzling scene by the river, and said proudly, "Er Niu is really nice. I was worried about the fermented bean curd that I couldn't sell yesterday."

As soon as Qi Sheng heard that he mentioned Erniu, the acid water in his stomach burst out without money. When will Erniu come back.He couldn't eat what Erniu thought, "Of course Erniu is good. To make the villagers rich, he was thinking about it when he slept at night. Once he called tofu in a dream, and I was startled by him." .”

Xiao Niu didn't confront Qi Sheng this time, "My second brother is just like that, so desperate. I want us all to live a good life, and sometimes I think about fermented bean curd in the middle of the meal."

Qi Sheng looked at Maverick in surprise, and said silently, "You can teach a child!"

Xiao Niu gave him a sideways look, and continued, "Oh, Second Brother's voice is hoarse when he goes out of my house and Mengmeng cries."

If there was exaggeration in what the two of them said earlier, all the young and old in Zhangjia Village knew about Mengmeng crying.

On the first day Er Niu left, it was dark, and Mengmeng didn't see Er Niu, so she pulled Qi Sheng and asked, Er Niu?Er Niu?

Qi Sheng didn't take it seriously, and said casually, "Er Niu is playing hide-and-seek with him, and Er Niu will come back when Mengmeng falls asleep." Mengmeng woke up in the middle of the night and found herself in Qi Sheng's arms, and got out of bed When I peed, I couldn't find Er Niu anywhere, so I burst into tears with a "wow".In the dead of night in the village, the cry of a child must be as abrupt as it is abrupt.

Erniu's neighbors were woken up immediately by him. If it can be explained that Mengmeng cried because of discomfort on the first day, and crying for three days in a row, as long as the conscience is not eaten by dogs, they will go to Erniu. Ask what happened at home.

What's more, they still expect Erniu to lead them to make money, so they will only care more about Mengmeng.

Qi Sheng was very satisfied when he saw that the village chief's face changed and he became thinking again.Er Niu is very capable, and besides supporting Er Niu to do good deeds, he also helped him, but in order to let the village remember Er Niu's kindness, Qi Sheng didn't mind exaggerating the facts a bit.

Seeing Guangjiao happily dragging Zhang Dapeng onto the boat, Zhang Laowu stood at the stern of the boat and waved goodbye to the villagers again, Qi Sheng wished he could drag the three of them down and replace him.

Xiao Niu seemed to see what he was thinking, "Second Brother Qi, what shall we have for lunch?"

"Are you hungry again?" Qi Sheng glanced at him, silently threatening him, hold on!

In the past few days when Er Niu left, Qi Erye, who has never been in the kitchen, besides steaming rice, eats fermented bean curd today and eats cold salad tomorrow, let him make some hot dishes, he doesn't even know how to make egg soup cook.Feed Mengmeng egg custard three times a day, it's no wonder Mengmeng doesn't cry.

"How about I take Mengmeng to my house to eat?" Maverick said tentatively.

Qi Sheng asked, "Then what about me and Sword Bean?"

Xiao Niu pointed to the village chief not far away, "You go to uncle's house to eat."

Mrs. Zhang and Li suddenly stood in front of the two of them, and she didn't know how much they had listened to their conversation, "Master Qi, if you don't dislike him, why don't you come to my house to eat?"

"No, I don't dislike it!" Qi Sheng said to the villagers without shame, "Hey, so who, your family will do more today." But someone invited them and said something else.

"Then I'll go home and cook, and you guys can go later." Zhang Li's work is as straightforward as she usually speaks, and she wants to let Qi Sheng go to their house to eat these few days, so she doesn't make a big fuss .

Guang Dan, who was called by his mother to light the fire, poked the ground with a fire stick, and muttered, "That head of Qi doesn't know how to go home. If Er Niu left, no one will cook and won't get his wife here."

"You're talking nonsense again, the head of Qi hasn't engaged yet, so where is the daughter-in-law from?"

Guangdan dropped the stick in his hand, "Mother, what are you talking about?" As soon as Qi Sheng came over, Guangdan asked regardless of reserve, "Master Qi, why aren't you married yet?"

Qi Sheng was puzzled, "Isn't it normal to not meet a suitable person and not get married?"