Bad Boy Farming

Xiao Niu snorted at Er Niu, "Go find the village chief by yourself, I won't go with you to swell your face to pretend to be fat." He said and held Mengmeng's hand, "Your father is very ruthless now, you haven't You have to be a good person if you spend the entire amount of money.”

"What is a good person?" Mengmeng asked.

"It's just whoever can't eat, he will give money." Xiao Niu said.

Xiao Mengmeng turned her face to look at Er Niu and said in surprise, "You are as nice as my uncle!"

"Okay?" Xiao Niu said, "If you are good, you have to weigh yourself."

Er Niu raised his forehead, "Shut up for me." Let this kid go on talking, and he can be a beggar.

"Shut up and shut up! Regardless of the young age of the sword bean, people say that the middle-aged and the poor will eat up the poor, and I will wait for you to be eaten by the sword bean to make you poorer and poorer." Xiao Niu twisted his buttocks and left after speaking.

Er Niu was speechless at the boy's back, and when he found the village chief, he pulled the village chief to a place where there were few people. I'm happy, but Sword Bean is a child in our village, so I can't let you raise it alone."

"That's it, Uncle Village, I want to think about what else can make money, but sometimes I don't care about Mengmeng. If I let Dao Dou let others have a good meal and go to my house to help, I will not be satisfied." Er Niu was a little guilty as he said that, in his previous life, he was illegally employing child labor like this.

The village chief thought about it carefully, "Don't tell me, Jiandou will help you lead Mengmeng later, and your aunt alone won't want Jiandou to go to her house to eat again."

Er Niu sighed, the village head, we don't bring such things, can we not mention the auntie whenever something happens.

He asked, "So what do you say?"

The village head said, "Ask about Daodou." Seeing Er Niu nodding, the village head immediately went to find Dao Dou. The boy looked at Er Niu when he heard the village head's words, and his eyes widened in disbelief, "Grandpa Village Chief, what do you say?" What? Uncle Er Niu wants me to stay at his house in the future?"

Seeing the child's face flushed with excitement, the village chief sighed, "Yes."

Daodou thought for a while, then nodded vigorously, "Grandpa, the village chief, don't worry, I will help Uncle Erniu take care of his Mengmeng." Daodoou's generation is young, and the village head said, "Your Uncle Erniu is from our village. He is a well-known young man, and now he is famous in the county, so you must follow him."

"Grandpa, the village chief, I know that Uncle Er Niu is a good man." The child's eyes were red as he spoke.

If Er Niu knew what he said, he would definitely look up and laugh, God, did you hear me, you let me be born again, no loss!

It's a pity that Er Niu didn't know. Seeing the young boy was silent, he thought he was unfamiliar with him and dared not speak. "Let's go to your house to get the clothes first, and then we will live in my house."

Jian Dou nodded cautiously, then stretched out his little hand, "Uncle Er Niu, I'll hug Mengmeng for you."

"You?" Er Niu looked at his little arms and legs, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "You walk slowly, I'll just hold it."

"Er Niu, will this brother live with us from now on?" Xiao Mengmeng put her arms around Er Niu's neck and asked softly, "Will you give me this again?"

Seeing that the bird's leg in the child's hand was only bones, Er Niu smiled and said, "You still want to eat me to hunt birds."

"Uncle Er Niu can shoot birds?" Jian Dou asked suddenly.

"Yes!" He used to eat enough and have nothing to do. If he didn't go to the racecourse, he would go to the shooting club, let alone a small slingshot. Give him a piece of cloth and a piece of wood, and he will make a simple bow in minutes.Shooting animals is not enough, but shooting birds is still possible.

When talking about hunting birds, Jian Dou grinned, "I have a sieve for birds at home, Uncle Er Niu, shall we take it?"

Er Niu opened his mouth to say what he wanted, but when he saw the hope in his eyes, he said, "Take it."

"Hey!" The boy responded and went to find his sieve.

Er Niu was very happy to see him and thought it was such a good sieve. When he saw eight holes and seven eyes on it, and some places were too rotten, he tied it up with rags. Er Niu sighed and asked when he got home, "What are you doing Do you like catching birds?"

"What else could be the reason? Sword beans can't be eaten every meal, so I can roast a bird and eat it myself." The calf suddenly jumped out and startled the two cows, "Hey, are you not angry anymore?"

Maverick stared at him and said, "Let me tell you, since you let the sword beans eat with you, you can't spend money like yesterday and lose your money."

His past life and present life have been put together as a rare person, and he was taught by a child, what is it called? "Okay, okay, you'd better think about how to grow taller."

"I didn't say anything." When the calf's foot hurt, he grabbed the sword bean and went to wash his hands, muttering to him while washing, "Sword bean, it's too late to go home now, my second brother is annoying, Guotai If it is a little dusty, he can wipe it three times with a rag, and there are so many things to do every day, I really annoy him."

Sword Dou has played with Xiao Niu several times, and almost every time he heard him say what his second brother should do, he blinked and said, "You don't like Uncle Er Niu, why doesn't Uncle Xiao Niu go back to his home."

Xiao Niu was silent, Er Niu was happy, and said to Jiandou, "Good boy, that's how it should be."

"Hmph!" Maverick said angrily, "There are new people forgetting the old ones!"

Er Niu choked, "Who said this?"

"Brother talks every day." Xiao Niu put the vegetable bowl on the table after finishing speaking, and pointed to the vegetable bowl when he brought the cute rice porridge, "Did you put all the oil residue in the vegetables?"

Er Niu's forehead hurts, "Is this my house or yours?"

"Never mind who's family, so much greasy residue is enough to last for a month, how can you eat it in three meals?" Xiao Niu felt more and more that the second brother was not his second brother.

Er Niu knew a few days ago that Mavericks can calculate, and the older child wants to earn money to marry Da Niu. He never expected that it would be in charge of him, "Whether you like to eat or not!" Mantou, "Eat the vegetables, you can't eat the vegetables until tomorrow morning."

"Second brother, did you listen to me?" Maverick put down his chopsticks with a "snap".

Mengmeng took a sip of the yellow rice porridge with a smile, and opened her mouth to bite the oil residue that Er Niu sent to his mouth, "Er Niu, when will you make me steamed stuffed buns?"

"Tomorrow." Er Niu felt helpless when he saw that Maverick would not eat without answering, "The oil residue is in the cabinet, don't look at the yellow inside of the dish, I really didn't put much oil residue."

"You didn't lie to me?" Maverick looked at him suspiciously.

"I lied to you when I was full." Er Niu didn't like eating oily residue very much, "I promised Mengmeng that I would use oily residue to make buns for him later."

"That's about the same." Xiao Niu nodded, Er Niu really wanted to slap him out.

Jiandou was very reserved when he first arrived at Erniu's house, and Xiaoniu asked him to sit down. The child who had tasted the warmth and coldness of human relations did not dare to sit down, but he looked at Xiaoniu and pointed to Uncle Erniu's nose and said that he would not know how to live , Uncle Er Niu was not angry, so Jiandou relaxed.

Seeing him eating a steamed bun, Erniu didn't want to eat any more, Erniu didn't know how many times he hadn't eaten, and didn't dare to let him eat too much, so he said, "You play with Mengmeng, I'll clean up the pot. "

"Uncle Er Niu, I'm coming." Jian Dou hurriedly stood up.

Xiao Niu said, "You are not as tall as the stove, and if you can't clean it, then the second brother muttered again. I didn't know you were so troublesome before."

"You used to run away after eating, have you ever seen me work?" Er Niu couldn't tell Xiao Niu that your second brother was gone long ago, "Zhang Xiaoniu, let me tell you, you will never be old or young again, I will throw you into the wolf's den."

"I'm not Mengmeng, don't scare me." Xiao Niu stared, seeing the second brother started soaking beans again, thinking that he would sell the dried beans and make money at home, so he shut up.

Er Niu thought he was scared, so he said, "Go find a dress for Jiandou, and take Mengmeng to take a bath."

"Okay!" Maverick scooped a basin of water from the big tank and peeled off his cute clothes. "Sword beans, the water in the tank has been drying for a day. My second brother said that it is comfortable to bathe in hot water, so you can use the water in the tank." take a bath in the water, and I will find clothes for you later, you know?"

"Let's give Mengmeng a bath first." Jiandou said.

Maverick is very satisfied with this. I heard from Brother Guangjiao that it is thanks to Mengmeng that the second brother’s dried tofu can be sold. Just a little lucky star, "When I go home from now on, you will follow Mengmeng wherever she goes."

"Uncle Xiao Niu, I know." Daodou thought that he didn't have to go all over the village to beg for food, as long as he helped Uncle Er Niu look after Mengmeng, he could eat at Uncle Er Niu's house every day. .

Therefore, Er Niu said that Mavericks love to worry, and he was really right.

Early the next morning, Er Niu heard the noise and opened his eyes, and saw a child dragging a big broom sweeping the floor. Er Niu just woke up and couldn't find it. "Sword beans?"

"Hey..." Jian Dou raised his head, "Uncle Er Niu, are you awake?"

"Why are you wearing yesterday's clothes again? The clothes Maverick found for you?"

"My clothes can still be worn." The clothes that Uncle Xiao Niu found for him were pretty good, and Daomadou Chang didn't wear them at all.

Er Niu knew as soon as he bowed his head, "Those clothes are given by people in the county, they are not new clothes, go and change them."

Jian Dou didn't want to go, Er Niu sighed, what is his fate.There are three children in the family, the youngest calls him Dad when he is unhappy, and calls him Er Niu when he is happy. The oldest one points at himself and preaches every day, but the new one is honest, but he sells his ears to himself.

"If you are disobedient, I dare not let you take care of Mengmeng."

As soon as Er Niu finished speaking, Jiandou ran into the room, "I'll change it right away."

"Second brother." Xiao Niu rubbed his eyes and sat up, "You don't want to bully your son because you don't want to yell at your son, are you embarrassed?"

"Why didn't I know you were so quick-talking before?" Er Niu stared, "Get up and pick up firewood!"