Crossing the world to open Taobao

The misty swamp forest is shrouded in purple mist all the year round, and sunlight cannot penetrate the mist, making this swamp forest never have sunny weather. In the depths of the swamp, as the current "master" of Castle Mandel, Lorgar's mood was simply darker than the weather in the Misty Swamp Forest.

He stood on the weighing scale blankly and looked at the numbers on it, and a sentence kept circulating in his mind: You are so fat again! ! !

This is the seventh day since he started to lose weight, and it is also the seventh day since he crossed over. He thinks that among all the time-travelers, there is no one more unlucky than him.

What is it to be a waste wood after time travel?After passing through, I found that my body was fat into a ball, and I could breathe three times after taking two steps. It is really amazing that I can't take care of myself in the whole life!What's even worse is that he has lost his soul, and the electronic weighing scale that followed him for two years in the previous life still reluctantly followed him.

When people cross over, they first measure their own situation and then seek a way to counterattack. If he crosses over, he must lose weight first, otherwise... nothing to talk about, this is really a sad story.

But this body seems to be against him. From the first day he lost weight, he measured his weight at the same time every day for seven consecutive days and saw that his weight was increasing.

#Get up every day and find yourself fatter#

Just when Luo Jia was staring at the weighing scale, wishing to die with it, a slightly dry voice came from outside and said respectfully: "Master, breakfast is ready, please come down to eat."

Luo Jia was stunned by the word meal in an instant, and shouted angrily: "Don't eat!" A voice outside the door said respectfully: "Yes." Then he left quietly.Luo Jia was left alone and rolled back to the bed, groaning sadly.Obviously he has reduced to two meals a day, and only eats vegetables, and he is determined not to touch dinner. Why is he still gaining meat?Can't this world be gentler to fat people!

Just when Luo Jia looked at his triple chin and soft stomach helplessly, a familiar voice came to his ears: Gululu.

Lorgar: ...it's okay, I'm not hungry.Really... Not hungry at all 〒_〒 After self-hypnosis thirty times, Luo Jia found that it is really too difficult to deceive oneself and others, and I heard that skipping breakfast is easy to get stones.After Luo Jia finally found a reason to let him eat breakfast, he moved his overweight body slowly downstairs with difficulty, and he arrived at the dining room after walking for at least 5 minutes.

The first reason for walking for such a long time is that the castle is too big, and the second is that the speed is really not fast enough.But what made Luo Jia feel even more painful was that when he arrived at the restaurant, he found that there was nothing on the table in the restaurant.And when he was standing in front of the dining table and staring, the owner of the previous voice suddenly appeared in front of Lorgar.

"Master, what are your orders?"

Luo Jia turned his head and asked dully, "Myron, where's my breakfast?"

Myron looked down at him expressionlessly, and said seriously, "Throw it away."

"Throw...throw away?" Luo Jia looked up at Myron and asked with a dull expression, "Why did you throw it away?"

"Because you said you wouldn't eat it." Myron's reason was just and fair.

Luo Jia resigned to his fate and said, "Then...can you get me something to eat now?" His Five Viscera Temple has been protesting for a long time, especially the smell of food still lingers in this restaurant, which makes it impossible to control it every minute. live!

"Wait a moment, my master." Myron bowed slightly respectfully, and then turned to the kitchen to get food for Lorgar.

I have to say, it's good to have such a servant, he won't question any of your decisions, as long as you give him orders.From this point of view, even becoming a necromancer has not changed so unacceptable.

Yes, Luo Jia found out that he was actually dressed as a necromancer on the third day after he passed through. This is simply more disheartening than the fact that he is a fat man.The four words necromancer basically have a tragic meaning. To become a necromancer is necessary to live in seclusion, hiding is certain, and it is appropriate to dare to be killed.

Of course, what made Lorjia even more indignant was: Are all necromancers that were agreed to be pale and thin?As long as I can lose weight, even a weak old man will recognize it!Anyway, being a mage and being strong have never been related ╮(╯▽╰)╭Luo Jia went to eat food with a very sad heart. After eating, he stood up and was about to walk two laps to digest food, but the result The moment he stood up, he heard a "tear" sound, and Luo Jia wanted to spit out all the food he had just eaten!

Because you don't need to look at him to know that it must be the only magic robe he can wear... It has also been reimbursed.Lorgar dragged his feet and tried to find a piece of clothing that could be worn in the original owner's dressing room, but he was disappointed, no, there was nothing left.Even if he loses weight by two circles, the clothes inside may not be able to fit.

But this is also what Luo Jia finds strange. When he came to look for clothes on the first day, he only found such a large magic robe, which was still under the bottom of the box. From this, it can be seen that the original owner of this body should not be a fat man. , even according to the body shape of the robe, it is not very fat, not to mention that most people will choose a looser look in the robe.

Could it be that what kind of chemical reaction happened in this body at the moment he crossed over to make him so fat?If it wasn't for the sudden weight gain, there shouldn't be no suitable clothes in the closet.

What evil did he do to be so fat for two lifetimes!

Just when Luo Jia was thinking about whether it would be better for him to struggle to lose weight, or to simply die and save himself from being overweight and die in the end, Myron appeared out of nowhere, and silently took out a Robe: "Master."

When Luo Jia saw the clothes, he immediately put aside the idea of ​​dying, he would rather die than live, but after he finished changing his clothes, he saw Myron sitting at the small round table beside him with a needle and thread in his hand. He was mending the robes he had just replaced.

#我有一个孩子servant, he is tall and handsome and can cook and sew clothes#