Pick up a handsome man as a wife

At noon... the sun was very dazzling. Everyone set up a pot on the side of the road, lit it on fire, and made a simple noodle. After it was done, a man got in the car and asked them to go down to eat. Sanwazi walked last on purpose, wanting to have a look Who is the God of Sleep?

The man who asked them to eat saw that there was still someone sleeping and walked over naturally, shaking the quilt, "It's time to eat, don't sleep..."

"..."

The person in the quilt was still sleeping soundly, the man was puzzled for a moment, and continued to shake it a few times, "Get up and eat, if you miss this meal, you won't be able to eat until five o'clock in the evening..."

"..."

The person in the quilt was still sleeping soundly, Sanwazi couldn't help but use his spiritual sense to see if this person was dead...

With his eyes closed, he still can't do two things at once, so he has to devote himself wholeheartedly in order to control his spiritual consciousness. With a thought, his eyes immediately flooded to the person on the lower bunk like a tide, and quickly fell into the bed In the quilt, he climbed onto the back of the person in the quilt, passed the shoulder to look in front of him, and he happened to see the true face of the person.

Sanwazi opened his eyes suddenly, shook his head, and clicked his tongue twice, fat man, we are really destined!

He jumped down in one step, and politely patted the person who called them to eat, "This is my buddy, let me call you! Go and eat quickly! Don't wait until you run out of food..."

The beggar thought about it, and quickly expressed his thanks to San Wazi, and hurried down to grab the food.

Sanwazi looked around, and when he saw that only he, the handsome man and the fat man were left in the room, he couldn't help but laugh three times.

Ha ha ha ha……

Signaling the beautiful boy not to come down first, Sanwazi walked over lightly, stretched his hand to the bulge in front of the quilt and hesitated again, how should he be punished to relieve the hatred in his heart?

Splash it with water?

Burn it?

Or... draw blood?

It seems that violence is not allowed in the car!Sanwazi is in a difficult situation, this is not allowed..., that is not allowed..., it is really tossing people.

With...

Slowly lifted the quilt above, revealing a black head inside, stepped forward cautiously, stretched out his hand to pinch his nose, after a while, the fat man couldn't breathe and slapped his hand directly.

Sanwazi only felt pain in his hand, and wanted to pull him up and beat him angrily, but after thinking about it, he still resisted the urge to beat him.

Continue to pinch, after a while the dead fat man began to be short of breath again, this time he wanted to hit again, but he missed it, but he still couldn’t breathe through his nose, so he had to turn over, and he could breathe after turning over, after sucking for a while, he was stink The smell was choking, and I couldn't help coughing twice, and opened my eyes in a daze, just in time to see San Wazi put up his pants and turned around and smiled at him, "'Dude', you finally woke up, brother, I miss you thinking so hard! "The word 'brother' is extremely serious.

When the fat man saw that Sanwazi lost all sleepiness, his whole body couldn't help but squeezed backwards, and when he squeezed for a while, he bumped into the wagon behind him, his heart sank, and he remembered that he was in the car.

San Wazi raised her eyebrows, "What are you hiding from!"

The fat man looked around for a place to hide, and at the same time replied, "I didn't hide!"

Sanwazi stroked his sleeves, "It's just right not to hide, let me practice my hands..."

"Don't... fights are not allowed in the car...or you will be kicked off... Really! I saw a person with great martial arts being kicked off..."

Sanwazi just felt disappointed, and didn't think about hitting him at first, after all, he didn't want to get out of the car, this is a life-saving car, who can guarantee whether he can survive if he gets down, but he has to do enough momentum, put his sleeves in his hands Elbows, hands on hips, three smirks.

The fat man swallowed his saliva, his heart broke, and he leaned over and raised his hand to give Sanwazi Shunshun, "Brother! Let me tell you... I regretted it after I left that day. Later, I drove back to find you, but I didn't turn up……"

Sanwazi knocked off the fat man's hand, narrowed his eyes and raised his eyebrows, "Is it...?" He said very slowly, "I have been waiting for you for more than an hour..."

Both of them are master liars, you can completely distort the scene at the scene with one sentence.

The fat man is indeed a master liar, and immediately said, "I'm not..." Seeing Sanwazi look over, the fat man's voice immediately lowered his guilt, "Did you meet them on the way!"

Sanwazi looked at his guilty expression suspiciously.

The fat man was heartbroken, and shouted, "Ask Jiang Yan, don't you believe me... I swear on my honor, I never lied, I just ran into her on the way, and she said that as long as I go to her headquarters, she will serve me with delicious food and drink." ..."

"Your reputation?" Sanwazi looked him up and down.

The fat man didn't speak, but just nodded, conveying the meaning of please trust me.

Sanwazi lowered his head and thought for a while, but he still didn't believe that Jiang Yan would say that to him, unless...

"Who are you? Who's in the family?"

The fat man consciously passed a test, and smiled at Sanwazi in a fawning manner, "I'm just a clerk, the useless kind..."

Sanwazi frowned, "What about at home?"

"I'm the only one in my family, I'm an orphan..."

"Oh..." He glanced at Fatty thoughtfully, "What do you know? What skills do you have?"

The fat man thought for a while, "Does water count?"

San Wazi impatiently raised his hand and wanted to hit him, "Are you looking for pumping..., who wouldn't let water out!"

Fatty hurriedly blocked and opened his mouth, "Don't hit..., the release of water I said is not the same as we usually release water..."

Sanwazi smiled, "You can still play tricks..."

The fat man coughed, looked left and right mysteriously, and saw the handsome man sitting on the bed, hesitated.

Sanwazi glanced at the handsome man and then at the fat man, and immediately pointed his finger at the fat man, "Do you still want to put water here?"

"How can I show you my performance if I don't put water here..." He found a cup nearby, pointed his finger at the rim of the glass, and for a long time...

"Can you do it anyway! What are you doing? Use the top one to put water?"

The fat man took a deep breath, "This thing is not very obedient, you are waiting..."

another long time...

"Fuck... If you can't do it, just say..., delay my meal time..." After speaking, he hugged the handsome boy who was sitting honestly, "Honey, let's go to eat..."

When passing by Fatty, he leaned into Fatty's ear, "Our account will be settled another day..."

The fat man wiped his sweat, "I'm really wronged!" Seeing that Sanwazi turned around, he quickly added, "I'm more wronged than Dou E..."

Sanwazi also ignored him, and directly took the handsome boy out of the car to the dining place. A group of people were sitting on the ground. They are now walking to a remote place. Sanwazi doesn't know where they are, but only knows here It was very quiet, there was no one else but them... so everyone didn't worry about their safety, and sat together to eat and gossip.

This is the first time that Sanwazi has escaped with so many people, and the people here seem to be a bit of a family member.

The overall strength of this team is still good.

At this time, basically everyone was eating with bowls. Sanwazi took two bowls, one for the handsome man to hold first, and the other for himself. He walked to the cauldron a few steps and saw that there were still a few pieces of meat in the pot. I was overjoyed, beautiful men like to eat meat the most, although there are only a few yuan, but it is better than nothing!

Just as he was about to fish it, the big spoon in his hand was snatched away. A big man next to him picked and picked the last few pieces of meat and took away the last few pieces of meat. Before he left, he gave Sanwazi a look of contempt.

Sanwazi stared at his back, and secretly wrote down his appearance, hum... You are done, I like to settle accounts after autumn.

Wait!Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.

He picked up noodles with chopsticks, made soup, and led the handsome boy to the car to eat.

On the sofa, the handsome man looked at the noodles in the bowl and frowned, and refused to take a bite. Sanwazi sighed after eating a few times, and took the noodles in his hand, "Picky eaters are not good kids, good boy..., brother hello You... open your mouth..."

The handsome boy pouted and turned his head away.

Sanwazi pressed him with his elbow to prevent him from moving around, picked up a chopstick of noodles and leaned towards him, "Smell it, is it delicious..., it tastes even better after a bite..."

The handsome man didn't seem to believe it, so he leaned over and smelled it.

"How is it? Is it delicious..., open your mouth... eat quickly..."

The handsome boy seemed confused, he looked at the noodles and then at Sanwazi, but he didn't open his mouth.

Sanwazi had no choice but to demonstrate it in person. He sniffed it first, sighed in his mouth, "It's so delicious..." After a while, he swallowed the noodles with chopsticks in one gulp. ...If you don't eat it, I'll eat it all..." After speaking, he picked up another chopstick and was about to send it to his mouth.

The beautiful boy became anxious all of a sudden, "Don't eat mine..."

Sanwazi smiled, "Okay... I won't eat yours... I'll eat... open your mouth..."

The handsome man opened his mouth obediently this time, San Wazi put a chopstick in his mouth and blew on it, the handsome man couldn't wait until it cooled down.

Quickly stuffed the noodles into the beautiful boy's mouth, and still teased, "Slow down...don't fight with you...is it delicious..." Before he finished laughing, he saw the beautiful boy was about to spit out the noodles, three Wazi hurriedly put down and covered his mouth, "Hey...swallow it..., or I won't want you..." This trick has been tried time and time again.

Sure enough... a layer of mist quickly covered the beautiful man's eyes, and he looked at Sanwazi pitifully with aggrieved eyes, but Sanwazi felt that he was chewing slowly.

Sanwazi laughed immediately, yes, I trained|taught me very well...

"That's good! Eat first, and I'll improve your food at night..."

The handsome man also smiled, and nodded obediently, "En..."

Although the beautiful man kept a bitter face, he still obediently finished eating all the noodles, but it took Sanwazi a lot of hard work, coaxing and lying to let him eat it, but Sanwazi promised that he would let the beautiful boy eat it at night meaty.

After eating, I put the dishes in the place where the dishes were washed, and then Sanwazi took the handsome boy into the car and lay back on the bed.

To be honest, this journey is really a bit boring, after all, you can't fight, you can't move, etc...

Sanwazi began to look forward to getting there sooner.

Everyone was silent along the way, and the fat man went to sleep again. This dead pig, the doctor got a book from somewhere, and he was reading it vigorously!Taoist priests are still smoking, how good are nima cigarettes?As for the person who looks like a ghost, even if he talks, San Wazi won't dare to talk to him!

Sanwazi sighed, and the handsome man immediately looked up at him from his chest.

"Go to sleep! Leave me alone..."

The handsome man pouted, and put his hands on both sides of Sanwazi's neck. Sanwazi looked awkward at this movement, and couldn't help but start imagining the bloody drama in the movie. The prince put his hands on both sides of Cinderella, then bowed his head and kissed Cinderella kissed Cinderella, and then Cinderella was deeply nostalgic for the prince's kiss.

Black thread... "Baby... what's wrong?"

The handsome man lowered his head slowly, and the third child raised his eyebrows, no way!Such a thunder..., unexpectedly hit.

The handsome boy stared at him closely, Sanwazi swallowed, the handsome boy wouldn't think...

The beautiful man moved down slowly, but his gaze was still fixed on him, until his chin reached his neckline, the eyes of the two confronted each other, and countless sparks were sparked. He lowered his head and bit a touch of green on his collar. He didn't know what method the beautiful man used. The green pattern on his clothes was actually bitten out by him and thrown out. It was incredible. After all, it is a demon!

There was only a sound of "Oh, it hurts..." on the ground.

Sanwazi supported his forehead, and after despising himself fiercely in his heart, he pushed the beautiful boy away and wanted to get off the bed to pick up the tree demon on the ground, but he was stopped by the beautiful boy, who pulled him to prevent him from going down, he sighed He took a deep breath and used the other hand to break the beautiful man's hand, but the beautiful man put in all his strength and just didn't let go.

Sanwazi sighed again, "Hey... let go... this is very important to me... I can't live without it, you have to understand, otherwise no one will protect us, you know?"

The beautiful man frowned and thought for a while, "I will protect you..."

Sanwazi was amused by him, "Okay...you protect me, but you haven't grown up yet, so protect me when you grow up! Let go now..."

The handsome man frowned even tighter, and pulled his sleeve coquettishly, "I've grown up, don't want it..."

puff!Sanwazi finally couldn't help laughing out loud, "You haven't grown up yet, you know? It's still far away from you growing up...then don't want it, okay..."

"Don't want it now..."

"Not now... It's too dangerous now. I will die without it. Don't worry! I won't touch it. I treat him as my brother and you as my wife. The wife is the most important thing, you know?"

The beautiful man thought about it for a while, and finally let it go aggrieved. Sanwazi wanted to laugh when he saw his dissatisfaction. He got out of bed and picked up the dryad on the ground. Sullen, without the vitality that just came out, he was thrown to the ground, and immediately ran to the corner of the car. Fortunately, he signed a contract with the tree demon, so he could feel where it was, otherwise it would be really hard to find!

What does it seem to be afraid of?

Sanwazi took a look at the ghost-like person sitting by the bed, wouldn't he be afraid of him like himself?

Sure enough, there are what kind of owner there is what kind of pet.

Fortunately, the ghost was not there, otherwise it would be unlucky to see a ghost in broad daylight.