He quit the second generation

Chapter 43 [Insect Catch]

In the end, Ye Xiaojiu still held the non-existent bag on her head that was ruthlessly knocked out by her boss, and said aggrievedly and pitifully the brand of the biscuit: "The host Zhong Xiaoxiao made it by her mother herself, and she couldn't buy it at all."

Shen Nai had an expression of "you are donating me".

"It's true!" Ye Xiaojiu almost raised her hand to swear, "Otherwise I would have worked hard to expand my popularity and win Biscuit's endorsement."

At that time, he will not be allowed to eat enough!There is money to earn, and you can eat at the same time, this account is sure to make money.Unfortunately, God is not going to give him this chance!

Shen Nai was silent, Shen Nai was disappointed.After a while, he remembered something again, and said with a glimmer of hope: "Then, have you got on good terms with Zhong Xiaoxiao?"

Ye Xiaojiu understood his thoughts in an instant, and after establishing a good relationship, it will be easy to rub the biscuits!He also thought about this idea when he learned the origin of the biscuit, but unfortunately...

He couldn't hide his disappointment: "At that time, I wanted to make friends with Sister Xiaoxiao, but unfortunately, she left in a hurry."

Shen Nai was depressed, looking at Ye Xiaojiu was like looking at the old father of a hopeless son, that is called a man who hates iron but cannot make steel!

Ye Xiaojiu regretted it in her heart, so she had to watch the show, feeling very sad in her heart!

Ye Xiaojiu in the show had already stepped down from the irons, and this meeting was being pinched by the big guys just because he said that he had a thick cuticle on his face.Shen Nai saw that his hands were itching again, taking advantage of Ye Xiaojiu's inattention, he gently pinched Ye Xiaojiu's cheek, and then withdrew his hand like lightning.

Ye Xiaojiu, who was suddenly pinched, covered her cheeks and turned to look at Shen Nai.My boss is sitting upright now, staring at the show as if nothing had happened, without the slightest guilty conscience that he should have done for doing something bad.

Ye Xiaojiu pursed her lips, and silently wrote down this sum in her heart.Hmph, it's not too late for him, Ye Xiaojiu, to take revenge in ten years!

After this game ended, the program team interspersed Ye Xiaojiu's performance before the next game started.And Shen Nai also remembered the unlucky talent that Ye Xiaojiu once said, so he quietly leaned forward a little, his heart full of expectations.

On the huge stage, a skinny young man came with the backlight of warm halo.Thin and good-looking, with a leisurely pace, full of mystery.

Netizens on the bullet screen have already shouted words such as "I look forward to it", and Shen Nai felt the same in his heart, and sighed: "The lighting effects of this show are very good, and it has a sense of atmosphere."

"Then I have to be good-looking to have the atmosphere." Ye Xiaojiu is very confident in his appearance. If he is not good-looking and his body is okay, the atmosphere will be broken.

As if in response to his words, the headlights were turned on at the right time on the stage of the show, dispelling the haze and mystery.It also exposes the youth's delicate face and bright eyes to the audience's field of vision.

The boy first smiled at the camera, and then lifted the object in his hand.

It wasn't until this moment that Shen Nai noticed that what he was holding in his hand was actually a copper suona.Before he could react, the young man on the stage had already closed his beautiful eyes and set up the suona.

In the next second, the mournful suona sounded through the hearts of all the audience.

Shen Nai was stunned for a long time before he came to his senses and looked at Ye Xiaojiu in shock: "If I remember correctly, this is mourning?"

Ye Xiaojiu gave him a thumbs up: "Smart."

"Then your talent... is quite unlucky." Shen Nai sincerely agrees with what Ye Xiaojiu once said.

And the netizens were also dumbfounded, there were all kinds of words in the barrage.

[It turned out to be Suona, and it was so sad, I cried when I heard it]

[A lot of people in the audience cried when they heard it, and laughed and cried too]

[This performance is amazing, Ye Xiaojiu is probably not the first person to perform sad music in the history of Happy Weekend, right? ]

[Pfft, but, I seem to have heard this song at someone's funeral? ]

[Ahhh Ye Xiaojiu, what else do you not know? ]

Seeing this barrage, Ye Xiaojiu smiled and muttered, "I won't be beaten." He is so cute, no one would give up.

As soon as the words fell on the head, Shen Nai slapped her head. The child couldn't bear it this time, picked up a tissue and threw it over, hitting the red heart.

Shen Nai, who knew he was wrong, silently put the tissue back to its original position, and was quite thankful that he didn't put a hammer on the table earlier.

When I heard Ye Xiaojiu in the show hesitantly tell the host that he learned his suona from the funeral team in the village, and the child quite consciously said that his tune was grounded, the barrage was flying.

[The funeral team is okay hhh]

[Pfft, I cried just now, but now I can't help but laugh again.Crying and laughing, my mother thought I was crazy. ]

[Hahahaha, I'm quite self-aware, what about the local government]

... Shen Nai thought it was funny at first, but after a while he felt something was wrong.Whose child will learn suona from the funeral team in the village!Unless the family members are in the funeral team, or for other purposes, such as learning this skill to work and earn money?Anyway, he didn't quite believe that Ye Xiaojiu would learn it just out of interest.

Looking at Ye Xiaojiu who lowered his head and started chatting with friends on WeChat, he had some thoughts in his heart.

After the performance, the show switched back to the game session.The last game was Iron Bucket Sponge Ball Battle. Ye Xiaojiu still remembers this game vividly, because after the game, Lin You once told him in private that his performance in the game could directly make him a god.

Ye Xiaojiu was very humble about this on the surface, but she was full of anticipation in her heart. She mainly wanted to see how the netizens would praise him for his wit, and how they would honor him.

Seeing his serious appearance, Shen Nai couldn't help but get a little more serious, and looked at the TV.

In the show, Ye Xiaojiu sneaked a smile after glancing around at the little friends around her, but when everyone scolded him and asked him if he had any bad ideas, the child immediately said with a straight face that he was kind and upright.

[I almost don’t know the eight characters of uprightness, kindness and bravery hhh]

[Hahahaha actually asked Brother Wan if he was 1.8 meters tall, no wonder Brother Wan kept calling him a dog, puppy or something, he was indeed a dog]

[Li Tian is also very obsessed, "I'm probably going to make trouble" Hahahaha]

[The dog is simply risking his life to death. I have a hunch that he will be miserable later, so I look forward to it~~]

Shen Nai couldn't help asking: "So did you suffer later?"

"You seem to be expecting me to be miserable?" Ye Xiaojiu squinted at him.

"Ah, I was discovered by you." Shen Nai frankly said.

Ye Xiaojiu had a blue vein on his forehead, and the friends he made seemed to be so indebted, just like Cheng Qing, like Wan Danzhuo, and like Shen Nai.

He couldn't help but reflect on himself, was it his reason or theirs?

Looking up at Shen Nai who didn't have the slightest image of the overlord and was watching the TV silly, Ye Xiaojiu realized - it was definitely their own reason!

Wan Danzhuo in the show has a relatively large body and thick arms, so at first he took a lot of sponge balls, and his efficiency was several times that of them.Later, this kind of behavior was resisted and ransacked by Zhang Yun and Zhao Xiaoxiao, which led to a big scuffle.The host outside the venue thought the matter was not big enough, and kept cheering for them, helping whichever was weaker.

For a while, the sponge balls flew randomly in the arena, and the audience laughed endlessly.And Shen Nai finally couldn't help laughing when he saw Ye Xiaojiu innocently hitting the ball and looking around for suspects with an innocent and confused expression: "Yes!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Ye Xiaojiu on the floor next to him glaring at him. He was so fierce and not at all cute as the cute little girl in the show.

The scuffle during the show was still going on, Wan Danzhuo was bullied by two girls so pitifully, he could only do some useless struggles, and made a lot of jokes.

However, Shen Nai searched for Ye Xiaojiu all over the screen, until in the corner of the camera, he found Ye Xiaojiu who was picking up balls like a cat stooping like a mouse stealing rice.

"You're quite good at fishing in troubled waters." Shen Naile said.

Ye Xiaojiu smiled and said, "Thank you, thank you."

The proud little appearance made Shen Nai wish he could travel to the show, and reported the dog on the spot.But soon, someone did what he wanted to do.

While those people were fighting in a melee, the program crew's camera suddenly cut to a corner outside the melee.In that corner, Ye Xiaojiu is bowing, holding the ball and tiptoeing dog Shousong, looking at the camera with an innocent smile, not to mention how cute it is.The program team also put cartoon dog ears and tails on P for him at the right time, and the image suddenly became more and more cute in people's hearts.

At this moment, Shen Naifu said to his heart: "It seems that you will produce a new emoji package again."

Ye Xiaojiu sighed, "I'm almost becoming a big fan of emojis."

"Very good," Shen Nai said without back pain while standing up, "It just happens to increase your popularity and exposure."

As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Xiaojiu's fishing behavior in the show was betrayed by the host Lin You and Zhong Xiaoxiao.During this episode, Shen Nai laughed so hard that he lost his image, and even frightened the chickens in the yard to cluck and cluck.

At this time, the advantages of a detached villa are reflected. Ye Xiaojiu looked helplessly at Shen Nai who was laughing until he was crowing, at least he wouldn't be sued by his neighbors for disturbing the people, wouldn't he?

Looking at the barrage again, the netizens seemed to laugh no better than Shen Nai.

[God damn it, I want to pick up a few balls and join you, how can Ye Xiaogou make up boxes...]

[He also took the ball and hit Li Tian, ​​hahahaha mom, if you can't beat him, just join in, there's nothing wrong with it]

[Why is he so funny hhh the dog is so good, the dog is so touching!Li Tian and the others are all getting murderous]

[Laugh until the neighbor series QWQ]

Then Ye Xiaojiu was "carried" back to the iron bucket by Li Tian's group of four, and the barrage was also very lively.

[Laughing to death, directly lifted into the line]

[Hahahaha, it’s so much fun, how many of them]

[I suddenly found that once I got involved with Ye Xiaojiu, everyone became very funny.Wan Danzhuo is especially funny, a sandbag with the size of a fist~]

[Sure enough, friends who are sand sculptures will eventually become sand sculptures? Goose goose goose, Ye Xiaojiu, hurry up and be friends with my brother]

[It's so cute, I ran out and was carried back, I laughed so hard that tears came out]

Shen Nai looked at Ye Xiaojiu on the screen, who was obediently sitting cross-legged in the line with dog ears and a dog tail on the screen, wiped away his tears and said, "Don't do it, you don't believe in evil, you should!"

Ye Xiaojiu snorted: "People don't waste youth by killing themselves."

"The richest man in the world said it again?" Shen Nai asked with a smile.

"No, this time the richest man in the future said it."

Shen Nai is as good as others: "Is the future richest man's surname Shen Nai?"

Ye Xiaojiu smiled coldly: "Sorry, his surname is Ye and his name is Xiaojiu."

"Nicknamed Ye Xiaogou." Shen Nai added to him.

Well, it was another day when no one took advantage of anyone.The two looked at each other at this moment, and turned their heads to look at the program tacitly.

In the show, Ye Xiaojiu was still unwilling to give up. Taking advantage of the last minute, he directly took the iron buckets of Wan Danzhuo and Li Tian, ​​and poured their balls into his own bucket.Then he used his own body as a cover, sat down in the iron bucket, and resolutely threatened: "I want to live and die with my bucket!"

Shen Nai laughed so hard that he almost couldn't hold back his anger, and the netizens didn't even need to say anything.

[It's too stupid, goose, goose, just blow up the crystal of others]

[Hahahaha, I saw that Xiaowan is a certain game player, so I went back to 666]

[How did he manage to say such silly words with the expression of dying for love hhh]

[Juejuezi, wow, does he want to laugh me to death so that he can inherit my money?]

Ye Xiaojiu wished she could reply to this netizen: Do I look like a fool?

Soon, Ye Xiaojiu, who was carrying someone else's bucket, was also taken away, and he truly lived and died with the bucket - Li Tian and the others teamed up to directly lift Ye Xiaojiu and the bucket outside the line.

[Laughing like crazy, Ye Xiaojiu actually thought they were going to throw him out with the ball]

[Hahahaha I found out that the little expression on my qualifying stage is exactly the same as the little expression on the chicken flying back then 2333]

[The masks are all laughing off, Xiao Xiao and they are all so stalking, they are doing harm for the people XD, laughing to death]

[Pig heart with shrimps is also fun, hahaha~]

Chen Nai suppressed a laugh, and said with a trembling voice: "Ye Xiaogou, you have today too! What's the matter, just work hard!"

Ye Xiaojiu was very calm: "I've let you down, boss."

In the show, the host announced at the right time that Ye Xiaojiu only qualified after the specified time had passed, so he still won.So the child who got the news sat in the bucket and dangled his legs in the show, smiling very proudly.

And outside the show, the deity next to Shen Nai also had the same small expression of pride, looked at Shen Nai, and smiled so sweetly that his dimples were all sweet: Look, I have disappointed you!

Shen Nai: "..." Ah, the sky has no eyes!

Li Tian and others, who also lamented that the sky has no eyes, directly launched a sponge ball war against Ye Xiaojiu in the show, and the scene was chaotic and cheerful again for a while.

All three games were over, and there was no doubt that Ye Xiaojiu won a split victory.When faced with the prize presented by the host, the child clasped his hands together and piously claimed that he hoped that there would be gold bars in the box, which also caused many audiences to burst into laughter.

Shen Nai also shook his head, and said cheerfully: "You still know 999, it seems that you have quite common sense about gold."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Ye Xiaojiu's empty neck again: "Hey, why haven't I seen you wearing your big gold chain recently?"

Ye Xiaojiu sighed: "Isn't this afraid of getting spinal problems!" It was too heavy.

Shen Nai's eyelids twitched, this answer...is very Ye Xiaojiu.

When the host invited the guests to sing the show's theme song, as soon as Ye Xiaojiu's abrupt voice joined, the others stopped immediately, and the only thing left in the show was his singing that could stop the children's night hooves.

Shen Nai almost didn't roll his eyes when he heard that, and the netizens were not much better either.

[This voice is so down-to-earth, I feel like I'm about to be sent away hhh]

[Beautiful son, hahaha, Ye Xiaojiu’s tuner may not be able to save him without a million-level tuner]

[Pfft, Brother Song is so mean, listening to Ye Xiaojiu's song, I'm hypoxic]

[The description is quite in place, my mother just asked me if there is anything I can't think of to listen to this song, I am too embarrassed to say that this is the theme song of Happy Weekend]

[I am a god, I am a god, this episode is simply the most funny ceiling ever, hahaha, I couldn't stop laughing the whole time]

…Shen Nai wiped her face, smiled and shook her head: "Ye Xiaojiu, Ye Xiaojiu, let me tell you that it will be faster for you to become the Pirate King!"

"Isn't it a Super Saiyan?" Ye Xiaojiu was puzzled.

"Ah?" Shen Nai scratched his hair, "I thought it was Hokage."

"It could be Bai Suzhen..."

The two of you came and went, talking nonsense in a serious manner.Until Ye Xiaojiu's WeChat rang, he opened it, and it wasn't those unscrupulous friends, but his serious manager Lin Juan.

Lin Juan sent him a voice message: "Ye Xiaojiu, for your image and future development, stop singing outside in the future, you will lose fans, ah!"

Ye Xiaojiu: "..." Good guy, this is really a pro-manager!

He looked at Shen Nai again, his boss had already laughed so hard that the armrest of the sofa was almost collapsed by him.Yes, this is also a pro-boss!

Should he be thankful that his manager and boss didn't force him to turn off the mic and never have anything to do with the word "singing", otherwise his salary would be deducted?

It has to be said that from this point of view, his boss and agent still have a conscience.

It took Shen Nai a lot of effort to finally suppress the smile completely.He rubbed his face with a stiff smile, and said to Ye Xiaojiu: "I reckon you can continue to be on the trending list today, which must be quite beneficial for your new drama promotion, popularity, etc."

"That would be great," Ye Xiaojiu said, "Anyway, starting tomorrow, I will have acting training, and then I will be filming and so on. I don't think there will be many chances to be popular again."

Shen Nai reminded him: "The broadcast of "Things in the Dormitory" hasn't finished yet, so it won't happen."

Speaking of that show... Ye Xiaojiu blinked, looked at Shen Nai and said, "Boss, won't you be on the next show? I think you are more likely to be on the trending list than me."

Shen Nai twitched the corner of his mouth: "This possibility is not worth it." He still wants his image as the president.

Ye Xiaojiu shrugged, thought for a while, and said, "From tomorrow onwards, I have to move back to my original apartment, otherwise it will be too far to get to and from get out of class, and it will be inconvenient."

The smile on Shen Nai's face disappeared, and after a while, he said bluntly: "Then, the leftover chicken..."

Ye Xiaojiu was a little worried, looked at the kennel outside with resentment, and suggested: "How about you continue to help me raise it?"

As soon as these words came out, Shen Nai immediately responded: "Okay, I'll help you raise them first! Whenever you miss them, come and see them!"

It sounded like helping raise a child, but Ye Xiaojiu didn't think there was anything wrong.

If those cockroaches were wise, they would have yelled, "No need!"

Ye Xiaojiu is here, can they survive?I'm afraid it will become a Chinese meal in minutes!

"That's a good relationship." Ye Xiaojiu breathed a sigh of relief, "Then please, and Aunt Li, take care of them."

Shen Nai nodded solemnly: "It's easy to say, easy to say. We are good brothers, I will help you take care of them!"

Sample, with "chicken quality" in hand, are you afraid that Ye Xiaojiu won't come back and cook for him? !

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