He quit the second generation
Chapter 34 1 more
Things are a little more complicated now.
Shen Nai's villa, in front of the dog kennel in the garden.A Ye Xiaojiu was sitting on the ground, bent over, resting his right elbow on his leg, resting his cheek on his palm, with a worried expression on his face.
And in front of him was a big, colorful and high-spirited rooster that was tied up very firmly.One person and one chicken are communicating silently with their eyes, and there are hens in a chicken coop watching, the scene is not stalemate.
When Shen Nai came up from the underground garage, he saw such a strange scene.He stopped in his tracks, and couldn't help feeling that Ye Xiaojiu's face was really amazing.Just such a small appearance with cheeks propped up and head tilted, with a melancholy face, is enough to make people focus on him, and they can't take them away.
If it wasn't a rooster that was staring at him, there wasn't a dog bowl full of chicken rice next to it, and there wasn't a doghouse and a hen in a coop in front of him.
Shen Nai couldn't figure out how this kid could put on such a beautiful skin and do some weird things that didn't match his face at all.
He silently took out his mobile phone and took a picture of this scene, then walked forward as if nothing had happened, and said: "What are you doing, your eyes are going to be cross-eyed."
Ye Xiaojiu lazily raised her eyelids to look at him, then continued to look at the rooster: "I'm communicating with it."
"Communicate with face?"
"Use brain waves." Ye Xiaojiu didn't want to answer.
Shen Nai: "...It seems that your brain wave is quite strange, similar to that of a chicken."
Ye Xiaojiu: "..." Don't think he can't hear that the boss is turning a corner to hurt him!
Shen Nai is also a master who accepts as soon as he sees it, and instead gives him advice: "It's useless for you to communicate like this, you have to communicate in their language."
"How do you know I haven't used it before?" Ye Xiaojiu snorted, he was just tired, and he didn't make a one, two, three for a long time, so he switched to his face... oh no, he used his consciousness to communicate with this chicken with.
Hearing what he said, Shen Nai couldn't help imagining the scene of Ye Xiaojiu and the chicken "sucking" each other, and couldn't help laughing, in exchange for the child to roll his eyes.He put away his smile, cleared his throat, and returned to the image of the overlord in a second.
He said in a deep voice: "It seems that you don't master this foreign language very well, but it doesn't matter, you can continue to work hard, come on!"
"You can do it!" Ye Xiaojiu made a decisive "please" gesture.
Shen Nai looked indifferent, and sneered: "I can't."
Ye Xiaojiu was shocked, looked at his iceberg face, then looked at him, and after a while, his face was full of sympathy: "It's okay, boss, I'll ask you where to buy Viagra later."
Shen Nai directly tapped his head with his finger, until he hugged his head and looked up at him aggrievedly, he was not satisfied.Then he pointed at the two cocks on the ground and stared at their cocks like fools: "Did you buy it?"
"It's a gift from a fan." Ye Xiaojiu said with a puzzled look on his face, "I met a few fans in the supermarket this morning, and they gave it to me."
Shen Nai was stunned for two seconds, and finally couldn't help holding back a smile and asked: "Because in last night's show, your chicken flew?"
Ye Xiaojiu already had a headache on his face: "That's right, they even comforted me by telling me not to be sad."
"Don't tell me," Ye Xiaojiu said melancholy, "Everyone else's fans would give away small boutiques, but mine is unique. After all, two fans received a live chicken for the first time as gifts."
"You have a heart," Shen Nai praised his fans sincerely, "Your fans are also very real, and your fans follow the right owner."
"...Thank you, but it doesn't feel like a good word." Ye Xiaojiu complained.
Shen Nai smiled without saying a word, and then asked: "What did you communicate with it just now? Ask it what kind of death it wants? Personally, I think Hainan chicken is quite good."
"Don't be in a hurry to eat," Ye Xiaojiu said, "I was thinking about a question just now, but I asked this chicken for a long time, and it didn't know how to give me a hint."
"Tell me." Shen Nai encouraged him.
Ye Xiaojiu was serious: "I just want to ask it, whether it has been eunuched, can it keep its seeds."
Shen Nai: "..."
He crossed the rooster with compassion and sympathy.
I ate a light lunch and didn't eat chicken.The weather is hot, neither Ye Xiaojiu nor Shen Nai have a good appetite at this time.
But even if it was a light side dish, Shen Nai felt that Ye Xiaojiu's cooking was better than that of a five-star hotel.Ye Xiaojiu couldn't help complaining when he heard him boasting so foolishly: "Have you ever eaten pickled vegetables and salted fish in a five-star hotel?"
"No." Shen Nai didn't blush, "That's why I describe it like this."
"...Thank you, I learned it." Ye Xiaojiu humbly learned.
In the afternoon when Shen Nai went back to work in the company, Ye Xiaojiu played a few games with his mobile phone when he had nothing to do, during which time he also received a call from Duan Wen from the company.
"Xiao Jiu, your "Beyond the Twilight" will be aired the day after tomorrow. The show decided to let the leading actors broadcast live on mic for publicity and interaction. I have arranged for you here, and you will join in when the time comes, and follow the They live together."
"Okay, thank you, Special Assistant Duan." Ye Xiaojiu responded politely.
Duan Wen's laughter came: "Don't thank me. If you want to thank me, thank Xiao Shen. He is the one who asked me to give you all the resources that are currently suitable for you. I just follow his instructions. Don’t dare to take credit for it.”
"However, your performance in the variety show is really impressive, and the momentum is good."
Ye Xiaojiu politely and modestly chatted with Duan Wen for a few more words.After hanging up the phone, he silently decided in his heart—to add chicken legs to the boss at night!
Maybe life and career are going so smoothly, this afternoon Ye Xiaojiu went through six consecutive kneelings, almost shutting herself in place.In the end, he could only quit the game angrily, and turned to Weibo, ready to eat melons.
Once he ate it, he had precisely eaten his own melon - at the end of the hot search list, his name was added again: #叶小九的粉丝给他活鸡#.
"..." He suddenly wasn't hungry anymore, and didn't really want to eat melons.
The fine traditional concept of "everyone has come" from Chinese descendants still made him click in and eat melons with tears in his eyes.
I saw that at the top was a content posted by a funny blogger.
[Xiaoyutian V: This morning, a fan posted a post saying that he ran into a man suspected of being a star outside the supermarket, and was given a gift by the fan—a live chicken.So Xiaoyu began to search and compare, and finally confirmed that the man was Ye Xiaojiu from "Things in the Dormitory".This is really weird, it’s the first time I’ve seen a fan give a star this kind of gift #video#]
In the attached video, at one point, Ye Xiaojiu, who was wearing a mask and carrying a large bag of vegetables, was stuffed with a chicken into his arms by a boy.Then the boy and a few girls ran away, and they didn't forget to turn around and yell at him to tell him not to be sad after running away.
At the end of the video, Ye Xiaojiu and the chicken looked at each other, and a "cluck" was also recorded together.
Ye Xiaojiu opened the comment section with a numb face, there were no surprises, there were all kinds of haha.
[Oh my god, he was so funny, he even gave a little chuckle]
[This one, it’s very spiritual hhh]
[Flour is cooked with steaming hahahaha, I don’t know why, but I don’t think it’s strange when I see that his fans did it]
[Ahhhh finally someone did what I really wanted to do!Ye Xiaojiu, don't be sad when you receive the chicken, come on! ]
[I'm so fucking laughing, what the hell is going on between him and his fans, why are they so silly]
……
With a numb face, Ye Xiaojiu retweeted the blogger: [So that you all know, I am a serious person, not a sand sculpture.Vermicelli behavior, do not rise and cook. ]
They didn't follow him!
After a while, I couldn't help reposting my Weibo: [Can that fan see this Weibo?Can you contact me privately if you see it? ]
In less than a minute, Ye Xiaojiu really received a private message from a fan with a cartoon avatar: [Jiubao, I asked my boyfriend to give you the chicken, what's wrong? ]
Ye Xiaojiu quickly replied: [There is something I want to ask. ]
Fan: [You said. ]
Ye Xiaojiu then asked: [Has that chicken ever been castrated? ]
fan:[…………]
Suddenly feel a little bit off.
After waiting for a long time, Ye Xiaojiu, who couldn't wait for the fans to reply, finally gave up and decided to kill the chicken tomorrow regardless of so much.
Just when he was thinking about how to eat the best cock, the WeChat notification sounded.Click to open it, it is his boss.
I saw that Shen Nai sent him two emojis - a moving picture of him looking at the chicken in his arms outside the supermarket and making a "click".The word assigned to the chicken is "Look at me", and the word assigned to him is "What are you doing", which is quite vivid.
"..." Ye Xiaojiu couldn't help but admire the speed with which contemporary netizens can create emoticons.
Of course, what he didn't know was that his boss was also admiring the speed at which Ye Xiaojiu produced his own emoticons.
Before Ye Xiaojiu could figure out how to reply to his farting boss, he found someone in the group next door @ him.
Clicking on it, it was an emoticon package sent by Gao Sisi.It's the same style as Shen Nai's, but the accompanying text is "chicken words and chicken words".
Ye Xiaojiu directly sent a bomb over there.
After a while, Cheng Qing also made a fuss: "Jiubao, I'm free tomorrow, do you want to make an appointment for dinner together?"
Li Yi also appeared: "Hey, I'm free too, if I'm in S City, I can."
"Brother Xiaojiu, I'm going to lose weight. But if you treat me, I can lose weight another day." Gao Sisi was finally willing to add back the word "brother", and it seemed that his anger had subsided a lot.
Coincidentally, Ye Xiaojiu was worried that he had too much chicken and couldn't eat it.So he immediately sent a message to Shen Nai, and only after getting people's consent, he said in the group: "Why don't you come over to the boss's house at noon tomorrow, and let's have a dinner together?"
Cheng Qing: "I suddenly remembered something will happen tomorrow."
Li Yi: "I came to my aunt suddenly, and I will be lying dead tomorrow and cannot go out."
Gao Sisi: "My manager won't let me play with you, I'll get fat."
Ye Xiaojiu: "...my boss won't let me play with you!"
Shen Nai's villa, in front of the dog kennel in the garden.A Ye Xiaojiu was sitting on the ground, bent over, resting his right elbow on his leg, resting his cheek on his palm, with a worried expression on his face.
And in front of him was a big, colorful and high-spirited rooster that was tied up very firmly.One person and one chicken are communicating silently with their eyes, and there are hens in a chicken coop watching, the scene is not stalemate.
When Shen Nai came up from the underground garage, he saw such a strange scene.He stopped in his tracks, and couldn't help feeling that Ye Xiaojiu's face was really amazing.Just such a small appearance with cheeks propped up and head tilted, with a melancholy face, is enough to make people focus on him, and they can't take them away.
If it wasn't a rooster that was staring at him, there wasn't a dog bowl full of chicken rice next to it, and there wasn't a doghouse and a hen in a coop in front of him.
Shen Nai couldn't figure out how this kid could put on such a beautiful skin and do some weird things that didn't match his face at all.
He silently took out his mobile phone and took a picture of this scene, then walked forward as if nothing had happened, and said: "What are you doing, your eyes are going to be cross-eyed."
Ye Xiaojiu lazily raised her eyelids to look at him, then continued to look at the rooster: "I'm communicating with it."
"Communicate with face?"
"Use brain waves." Ye Xiaojiu didn't want to answer.
Shen Nai: "...It seems that your brain wave is quite strange, similar to that of a chicken."
Ye Xiaojiu: "..." Don't think he can't hear that the boss is turning a corner to hurt him!
Shen Nai is also a master who accepts as soon as he sees it, and instead gives him advice: "It's useless for you to communicate like this, you have to communicate in their language."
"How do you know I haven't used it before?" Ye Xiaojiu snorted, he was just tired, and he didn't make a one, two, three for a long time, so he switched to his face... oh no, he used his consciousness to communicate with this chicken with.
Hearing what he said, Shen Nai couldn't help imagining the scene of Ye Xiaojiu and the chicken "sucking" each other, and couldn't help laughing, in exchange for the child to roll his eyes.He put away his smile, cleared his throat, and returned to the image of the overlord in a second.
He said in a deep voice: "It seems that you don't master this foreign language very well, but it doesn't matter, you can continue to work hard, come on!"
"You can do it!" Ye Xiaojiu made a decisive "please" gesture.
Shen Nai looked indifferent, and sneered: "I can't."
Ye Xiaojiu was shocked, looked at his iceberg face, then looked at him, and after a while, his face was full of sympathy: "It's okay, boss, I'll ask you where to buy Viagra later."
Shen Nai directly tapped his head with his finger, until he hugged his head and looked up at him aggrievedly, he was not satisfied.Then he pointed at the two cocks on the ground and stared at their cocks like fools: "Did you buy it?"
"It's a gift from a fan." Ye Xiaojiu said with a puzzled look on his face, "I met a few fans in the supermarket this morning, and they gave it to me."
Shen Nai was stunned for two seconds, and finally couldn't help holding back a smile and asked: "Because in last night's show, your chicken flew?"
Ye Xiaojiu already had a headache on his face: "That's right, they even comforted me by telling me not to be sad."
"Don't tell me," Ye Xiaojiu said melancholy, "Everyone else's fans would give away small boutiques, but mine is unique. After all, two fans received a live chicken for the first time as gifts."
"You have a heart," Shen Nai praised his fans sincerely, "Your fans are also very real, and your fans follow the right owner."
"...Thank you, but it doesn't feel like a good word." Ye Xiaojiu complained.
Shen Nai smiled without saying a word, and then asked: "What did you communicate with it just now? Ask it what kind of death it wants? Personally, I think Hainan chicken is quite good."
"Don't be in a hurry to eat," Ye Xiaojiu said, "I was thinking about a question just now, but I asked this chicken for a long time, and it didn't know how to give me a hint."
"Tell me." Shen Nai encouraged him.
Ye Xiaojiu was serious: "I just want to ask it, whether it has been eunuched, can it keep its seeds."
Shen Nai: "..."
He crossed the rooster with compassion and sympathy.
I ate a light lunch and didn't eat chicken.The weather is hot, neither Ye Xiaojiu nor Shen Nai have a good appetite at this time.
But even if it was a light side dish, Shen Nai felt that Ye Xiaojiu's cooking was better than that of a five-star hotel.Ye Xiaojiu couldn't help complaining when he heard him boasting so foolishly: "Have you ever eaten pickled vegetables and salted fish in a five-star hotel?"
"No." Shen Nai didn't blush, "That's why I describe it like this."
"...Thank you, I learned it." Ye Xiaojiu humbly learned.
In the afternoon when Shen Nai went back to work in the company, Ye Xiaojiu played a few games with his mobile phone when he had nothing to do, during which time he also received a call from Duan Wen from the company.
"Xiao Jiu, your "Beyond the Twilight" will be aired the day after tomorrow. The show decided to let the leading actors broadcast live on mic for publicity and interaction. I have arranged for you here, and you will join in when the time comes, and follow the They live together."
"Okay, thank you, Special Assistant Duan." Ye Xiaojiu responded politely.
Duan Wen's laughter came: "Don't thank me. If you want to thank me, thank Xiao Shen. He is the one who asked me to give you all the resources that are currently suitable for you. I just follow his instructions. Don’t dare to take credit for it.”
"However, your performance in the variety show is really impressive, and the momentum is good."
Ye Xiaojiu politely and modestly chatted with Duan Wen for a few more words.After hanging up the phone, he silently decided in his heart—to add chicken legs to the boss at night!
Maybe life and career are going so smoothly, this afternoon Ye Xiaojiu went through six consecutive kneelings, almost shutting herself in place.In the end, he could only quit the game angrily, and turned to Weibo, ready to eat melons.
Once he ate it, he had precisely eaten his own melon - at the end of the hot search list, his name was added again: #叶小九的粉丝给他活鸡#.
"..." He suddenly wasn't hungry anymore, and didn't really want to eat melons.
The fine traditional concept of "everyone has come" from Chinese descendants still made him click in and eat melons with tears in his eyes.
I saw that at the top was a content posted by a funny blogger.
[Xiaoyutian V: This morning, a fan posted a post saying that he ran into a man suspected of being a star outside the supermarket, and was given a gift by the fan—a live chicken.So Xiaoyu began to search and compare, and finally confirmed that the man was Ye Xiaojiu from "Things in the Dormitory".This is really weird, it’s the first time I’ve seen a fan give a star this kind of gift #video#]
In the attached video, at one point, Ye Xiaojiu, who was wearing a mask and carrying a large bag of vegetables, was stuffed with a chicken into his arms by a boy.Then the boy and a few girls ran away, and they didn't forget to turn around and yell at him to tell him not to be sad after running away.
At the end of the video, Ye Xiaojiu and the chicken looked at each other, and a "cluck" was also recorded together.
Ye Xiaojiu opened the comment section with a numb face, there were no surprises, there were all kinds of haha.
[Oh my god, he was so funny, he even gave a little chuckle]
[This one, it’s very spiritual hhh]
[Flour is cooked with steaming hahahaha, I don’t know why, but I don’t think it’s strange when I see that his fans did it]
[Ahhhh finally someone did what I really wanted to do!Ye Xiaojiu, don't be sad when you receive the chicken, come on! ]
[I'm so fucking laughing, what the hell is going on between him and his fans, why are they so silly]
……
With a numb face, Ye Xiaojiu retweeted the blogger: [So that you all know, I am a serious person, not a sand sculpture.Vermicelli behavior, do not rise and cook. ]
They didn't follow him!
After a while, I couldn't help reposting my Weibo: [Can that fan see this Weibo?Can you contact me privately if you see it? ]
In less than a minute, Ye Xiaojiu really received a private message from a fan with a cartoon avatar: [Jiubao, I asked my boyfriend to give you the chicken, what's wrong? ]
Ye Xiaojiu quickly replied: [There is something I want to ask. ]
Fan: [You said. ]
Ye Xiaojiu then asked: [Has that chicken ever been castrated? ]
fan:[…………]
Suddenly feel a little bit off.
After waiting for a long time, Ye Xiaojiu, who couldn't wait for the fans to reply, finally gave up and decided to kill the chicken tomorrow regardless of so much.
Just when he was thinking about how to eat the best cock, the WeChat notification sounded.Click to open it, it is his boss.
I saw that Shen Nai sent him two emojis - a moving picture of him looking at the chicken in his arms outside the supermarket and making a "click".The word assigned to the chicken is "Look at me", and the word assigned to him is "What are you doing", which is quite vivid.
"..." Ye Xiaojiu couldn't help but admire the speed with which contemporary netizens can create emoticons.
Of course, what he didn't know was that his boss was also admiring the speed at which Ye Xiaojiu produced his own emoticons.
Before Ye Xiaojiu could figure out how to reply to his farting boss, he found someone in the group next door @ him.
Clicking on it, it was an emoticon package sent by Gao Sisi.It's the same style as Shen Nai's, but the accompanying text is "chicken words and chicken words".
Ye Xiaojiu directly sent a bomb over there.
After a while, Cheng Qing also made a fuss: "Jiubao, I'm free tomorrow, do you want to make an appointment for dinner together?"
Li Yi also appeared: "Hey, I'm free too, if I'm in S City, I can."
"Brother Xiaojiu, I'm going to lose weight. But if you treat me, I can lose weight another day." Gao Sisi was finally willing to add back the word "brother", and it seemed that his anger had subsided a lot.
Coincidentally, Ye Xiaojiu was worried that he had too much chicken and couldn't eat it.So he immediately sent a message to Shen Nai, and only after getting people's consent, he said in the group: "Why don't you come over to the boss's house at noon tomorrow, and let's have a dinner together?"
Cheng Qing: "I suddenly remembered something will happen tomorrow."
Li Yi: "I came to my aunt suddenly, and I will be lying dead tomorrow and cannot go out."
Gao Sisi: "My manager won't let me play with you, I'll get fat."
Ye Xiaojiu: "...my boss won't let me play with you!"
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