He quit the second generation

Ye Xiaojiu hasn't realized yet that he slipped his tongue and said the wrong thing. He was watching himself on the show because Cheng Qing said that the chicken coops in the vegetable garden were all closed, and he rolled over and sat up like a carp.

There was a line in the barrage that made him laugh: [Sit up in shock while dying! ]

"It turned out that the chicken coop and the vegetable garden were all closed." Ye Xiaojiu took the next step with a smile.

Shen Nai beside him finally couldn't help reminding him kindly: "Ye Xiaojiu, do you know what you just said?"

Ye Xiaojiu turned her head with a puzzled expression, apparently still not remembering what was wrong.

Shen Nai's face was full of jokes: "You said, you want to cut off my robe and sleeves."

"Huh?" Ye Xiaojiu's eyes widened, "Isn't it circumcision?!"

"It's a pity, no." Shen Nai said calmly, "I didn't know you still had this hobby, so how should I refuse you? It's really distressing."

"..." Ye Xiaojiu calmly put forward a very constructive suggestion: "Ah, why don't you break your sleeve and return it?"

"Then we are together?" Shen Nai said with a smile.

"No, no, no," Ye Xiaojiu said indifferently, "then we're even. From then on, no one owes anyone else. Goodbye, I'm a stranger."

Shen Nai: "..." So Duanxiu can still play like this?I have learned a lot.

Ye Xiaojiu, who taught the boss a little knowledge, showed the spirit of helping others and not expecting anything in return, smiled at Shen Nai, and continued to watch the show.

Seeing his sloppy face, Shen Nai only felt his hands itch, and wanted to rub something, such as Ye Xiaojiu's face.

During the show, Ye Xiaojiu and Cheng Qing went downstairs together.The first time he met Gao Sisi downstairs, Gao Sisi committed a nympho towards him.But this time, quite a few viewers agreed, and even Shen Nai had to admit that the clean and casual Ye Xiaojiu on TV was really pretty.

He looked down again at Ye Xiaojiu who slid off the sofa at some point and sat on the ground with his back against the sofa.I seem to be better looking than on TV, and I am a guy who is not photogenic.

Ye Xiaojiu didn't know that his boss added a little extra to his appearance, he was being blown away by the rainbow fart in the barrage.

[Hahaha Gao Sisi is me now!Xiao Zuojing's eyesight is pretty good, and I'm crazy about it]

[It's really handsome and good-looking, I'm so envious of the three guests who recorded the show with Xiaojiu]

[Ah, what kind of little angel is this!Why haven't I seen such a handsome guy before! ]

[Ye Xiaojiu, please keep walking the flower path, keep walking!Let the whole world see your face]

……

It made him almost swell. He always knew that he looked good, but this was the first time that so many people directly described him as an angel.Ye Xiaojiu couldn't help touching her slightly hot cheek, she didn't know whether it was from shame or pride.

Glancing sideways at his boss, he saw the man staring straight at the screen with a forbearing expression on his face.Ye Xiaojiu couldn't help but said, "Boss, what's the matter, did you look so handsome to me?"

Shen Nai withdrew his gaze from the screen, and then turned to Ye Xiaojiu.After staring at it for two seconds, he finally leaned forward and stretched out his long hand towards Ye Xiaojiu...

Ye Xiaojiu couldn't help holding her breath, thinking that in today's civilized society, no one would beat up a person just because he was too handsome, right?

Before he could come up with any reasoning, he felt a big warm hand on his head.The hand lightly pressed down on his head, then raised it again.

Ye Xiaojiu looked at Shen Nai full of doubts, and saw that he breathed a sigh of relief first, with satisfaction in his eyes, and the corners of his lips slightly raised.But then he frowned again, looked at Ye Xiaojiu's head, then at the screen, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "Why can't I press it down..."

Ye Xiaojiu followed his line of sight, and saw that the most prominent thing on her head on the screen was the three or two locks of hair standing on top of her head.He reached out to touch his hair, and sure enough, he touched the same vertical hair in the same position.

"So you have obsessive-compulsive disorder? But why haven't you seen hands-on eating before?" Ye Xiaojiu asked while pressing her hair.

"My obsessive-compulsive disorder is not serious," Shen Nai sighed, "But I can't stand the fact that the show crew insists on zooming in on your hair, and reminds me of its existence!"

"Hey, it's easy." Ye Xiaojiu saw that she couldn't hold it down, so she casually picked up a pack of tissues from the coffee table and put it on her head.Spreading his hands together, he smiled proudly and complacently: "Isn't it flattened! How about it, am I smart?"

"..." Facing his little face full of "praise me", Shen Nai finally chose a relatively gentle adjective: "It's quite witty, so witty as to be unusual."

"Geniuses are often different from ordinary people, I understand." Ye Xiaojiu happily continued to watch the show with her towel wrapped in her head.

However, what he didn't know was that Shen Nai couldn't concentrate on the show from now on, and he couldn't help but pay attention to his little head.

In the barrage, everyone is happily posting favorite barrages about Ye Xiaojiu's behavior against the staff, and Li Yi's behavior against Gao Sisi.

[Pfft, welcome early 2333]

[Xiao Jiu is so good at being angry, hahaha]

[I knew I killed a few more chickens yesterday...laughed to death hhh]

[Li Yi is so daring, directly confront Gao Sisi and say she did it]

[Looking at it this way, Gao Sisi isn't fat yet, she's even thinner than Li Yi]

Ye Xiaojiu muttered: "It's only been a day, how can I still feed people into big fat people?"

After hearing his words, Shen Nai thought for a while, and said with a smile: "How about I sacrifice myself and let you try it on me tomorrow? I cook six meals a day, and in addition to the normal three meals, there are two additional lunches and evening meals. The night is over, maybe I can gain weight in a day?"

"...Then I'm afraid I need to mix some feed into your meal." Ye Xiaojiu invited out all the honorifics.

Shen Nai disagreed: "Let's mix it with sesame seeds, it's delicious."

Ye Xiaojiu just rolled his eyes at him, not afraid to mess with him!

Cheng Qing in the show was still resentful of the show crew's behavior. When Ye Xiaojiu called him, he subconsciously asked if he wanted to start a war with the show crew.In the end, Ye Xiaojiu gave him a slap, which made the netizens burst into laughter.

"He doesn't seem very smart." Shen Nai stroked his chin, looking at Cheng Qing who was smiling like a stern-looking man on the screen.

"You are not allowed to say that about my buddy." Ye Xiaojiu defended her buddy quite loyally.

Shen Nai spread his hands: "Okay, then describe his behavior yourself?"

I thought to myself, I would like to see how you can close your eyes and boast!

Ye Xiaojiu pondered for a moment, and finally said: "It's not very smart."

"...Isn't that what I just said!"

Ye Xiaojiu covered her ears and continued watching the show as if nothing had happened.

Like a dog!In his mind, Shen Nai hung the little person named Ye Xiaojiu on the wall again, and then picked up the small leather whip and whipped it a few times.

None of his dogs are Ye Xiaojiu dogs!

During the show, Ye Xiaojiu whispered to Cheng Qing for a while, and then Cheng Qing went out.Next, Ye Xiaojiu went back to the room and blocked the camera.Then there is the scene where Gao Sisi and Li Yi are discussing with the director team.

[It feels a bit strange, what are these two girls doing?The theory should have been theorized long ago, why did it come out at this time? ]

[Why is Li Yi's voice so loud, she never spoke like this before]

[I'm even more curious about why Cheng Qing went out, and Xiao Jiu, what is he doing covering the camera? ]

[I always feel that there is some conspiracy...]

Shen Nai agrees with this very much, based on what he knows about Ye Xiaojiu, this kid is a typical kind of guy, the quieter he is, the more he holds back his big moves.

Shen Nai couldn't help but picked up the water glass and took a sip of water, looking forward to the next development direction.

Sure enough, Ye Xiaojiu, who reappeared in the camera, was hanging a bucket with two strands of hemp rope in his hand, and was lowering it from the window of the room, carrying out the "chicken fishing" operation with a smile.

The program team also gave him the little devil's wings and horns, coupled with his smug little expression, it's just... so cute.

Shen Nai and the audience who saw this scene were dumbfounded.

[Fishing... chicken? ! ]

[Fuck, this operation is a show to the sky ah ah]

[Pfft ha ha ha, it's too beautiful, the best son, Ye Xiaojiu]

[It’s so cute that I think rua~ the little devil is too good hhh]

[Hahahaha director's "I beep--" silence is also very magical]

At this time, the program team finally announced the route of Ye Xiaojiu's "chicken fishing" operation - first asked Cheng Qing to find the rope, then asked Gao Sisi and Li Yi to listen to his signals to disturb the sight of the director and staff, and finally found the rope by himself. A bucket, in the room until the twine is in place.

After watching these replays, Shen Nai finally gave Ye Xiaojiu a thumbs up sincerely: "Good job."

I was a little lucky, but fortunately the director asked him if he wanted to make a script for the show, but he refused.Otherwise, how could Ye Xiaojiu and the others have so many unexpected laughs.

However, Ye Xiaojiu unexpectedly didn't accept his compliment this time, something was wrong.Shen Nai turned her head to look at him, but saw that the child seemed to be thinking of something, pursing her lips, with an aggrieved and pitiful expression.Just like the small appearance of his dog with drooping ears, people want to touch his head to comfort him.

Shen Nai did indeed do that, took away the tissue bag from the child's head, reached out and gently rubbed the child's hair twice, and asked in a soft voice: "You performed so well, but you even defeated the program group, why don't you Are you happy?"

Ye Xiaojiu's voice fluttered: "Because..."

Before he could finish speaking, the answer was already given on the show.I don’t know when the camera cut back to the scene of Ye Xiaojiu fishing for chickens. As the bucket carried the chicken higher and higher, the smile on Ye Xiaojiu’s face became bigger and bigger.

Until, the chicken jumped out of the bucket suddenly, and flew right under Ye Xiaojiu's eyelids.Ye Xiaojiu's joyful expression froze on the spot visible to the naked eye, and his eyes instantly lost their light.

The program team played this scene in slow motion once, and at normal speed twice, for fear that everyone would not remember it.

Ye Xiaojiu in front of the screen buried her face in her knees, letting Shen Nai laugh wildly and immorally, which complemented the laughter of the staff on the show.

[Mom, it's so funny, Xiao Jiu's smile froze]

[Hahahaha so miserable, the chicken I got flew away]

[XSWL god, is he petrified? ]

[Ye Xiaojiu: Does life have to be so full of ups and downs?box box box...]

[Although it was miserable, I laughed so loudly, what should I do hhh]

Next, Ye Xiaojiu couldn't bear this kind of blow, squatting on the upper body of Mrs. Xianglin in the corner, talking more and more hell.The program group also dubbed a very artistic scene of falling leaves in the wind and a miserable erhu BGM.It even made the audience laugh like crazy.

[The chicken still flew away after meeting its eyes!So pathetic hahaha]

[Box...box...Tianxiu!The program group is also very good, the BGM and the scene are well matched]

[Oh my god, my scalp is numb from laughing, why is it so cute]

[Hurry up and give him the chicken, see how it stimulates the child]

And when Ye Xiaojiu finished his psychological preparation and stood up again, only to find that the camera cover in the room had been removed, and his unlucky scene because of a chicken had been perfectly recorded. He was petrified.

Then there was the famous scene where he wanted to find Cheng Qing desperately, but was stopped by Li Yi.

[Laughing so hard that my head hurts, the child is too miserable hahaha]

[People all over the country see me ashamed hhh]

[Unexpectedly, Cheng Qing really made a good teammate 2333]

[Li Yi also has a problem: Otherwise, people all over the country will see you break the law.No, I'm going to die laughing]

[Goose goose goose goose goose goose though but I really want to say Ye Xiaojiu you also have today]

This barrage aroused Shen Nai's high approval. He rubbed Ye Xiaojiu's hair again, suppressed a smile and said to the kid who felt ashamed: "Now I understand that it is always necessary to pay back the fool." Right? Let you be an old dog and someone else!"

Ye Xiaojiu finally couldn't help raising her head, her eyes were watery, and said aggrievedly: "Anyway, I'm usually a dog, so I shouldn't let a chicken take me back to a dog!"