When Bai Yixiu heard Lu Annan say this calmly, he almost burst out laughing.
There was a hint of teasing in his tone: "Why don't you feed me with your own hands?"
Lu Annan remained motionless as he handed out the cup: "Believe it or not, I'll go downstairs to buy a big funnel right now, stuff it directly into your mouth, and pour down the whole glass of lemon juice in one go?"
Bai Yixiu deliberately made an exaggerated expression of surprise: "Murder your husband?"
He originally wanted to continue laughing and joking, but unfortunately his Lu Annan didn't buy it, and still put on a solemn expression unmoved.
Bai Yixiu realized that Lu Annan was extremely serious now, and he was not joking at all, so he could only sigh briefly, and took the cup from Lu Annan's hand.
However, even if he took the cup, Bai Yixiu didn't take it properly.
His fingertips deliberately rubbed the skin on the back of Lu Annan's hand, and at that moment he felt a light touch like an electric current. Lu Annan was so excited that he almost let go of his hand. Fortunately, Bai Yixiu had already grabbed the cup at this time.
With a slight smile, Bai Yixiu raised the cup to his nose, and gently sniffed the lemon juice.
At this moment, Lu Annan was wiping the back of his hand that Bai Yixiu had touched with a tissue. When he looked up, he saw the picture of Bai Yixiu sniffing the cup, and his brows frowned instantly.
It is really because Bai Yixiu's posture and expression are too outrageous, and there is a faint feeling of perversion, that Lu Annan is so disgusted.
Lu Annan whispered to himself: "You are the only one who is outrageous."
——Old gangster: The lemon juice squeezed by my wife is really fragrant.
——The hooligan temperament of the old hooligan is really damn invulnerable (I'm sure I'm boasting)!
——Lu Zai's tolerance for the old rascal lies in his tolerance. Even if he dislikes him, he will be willing to tolerate and accept this unscrupulous guy.
——If my boyfriend made such a move in front of me, I would definitely give him a punch.
——But the old hooligan did not feel disobedient at all when he did this behavior, and even felt a little sloppy.
——Hahaha, the sensitive word has been harmonized!My sister teaches you a trick to label "color" as "astringent".
——Astringency.
——Damn it, really, this is forcing us to make typos since we were young!
——It can’t be helped, the ocean of the Internet, creatures like river crabs must be flooding everywhere!
—Look, the old rascal is about to start drinking.
——Drink it all in one go!
——If the old rascal didn't drink it all in one breath, would there still be punishment?
——Hey guy, what about this stack of buffs?
——It was not a cup after another. Both of them went to the hospital, one had a gastric lavage, and the other had an amputation.
——Hahaha, after today, the supermarket downstairs opened another chain store by selling lemons.
Just as Bai Yixiu was about to drink the glass of lemon juice in his hand, he made a feint and stopped suddenly: "Can I have a taste first?"
Lu Annan gloated: "Whether it's sour or not, you have to drink it all in one go. It's not negotiable. It's okay if you don't taste it. After you taste it, it's too sour to swallow. What can you do?"
When Bai Yixiu heard it, it seemed that this was the truth.
In order to be able to drink a whole glass of unsweetened lemon juice, Bai Yixiu meditated in his heart - it's sweet, super sweet, very sweet, just as sweet as Annan!
Bai Yixiu directly raised his head, taking advantage of his sense of taste and not paying attention, he finished the drink in one gulp.
——What the hell, the lemon juice disappearing technique?
——Would the old hooligan turn this into magic?
——This breath is too fast, I blinked my eyes, and the cup was empty!
——Don’t the old rascal feel sour?
——Lemons are not sour and will not taste good. How did the old hooligan drink a whole glass of concentrated lemon juice without pain?
The elks were all shocked by Bai Yixiu's boldness and straightforwardness. It was not until two or three seconds after drinking the lemon that Bai Yixiu began to have a painful expression on his face, and his facial features gradually lost control.
Seeing Bai Yixiu's deflated expression, Lu Annan smiled slightly.
His happiness today is based on Bai Yixiu's pain.
Lu Annan deliberately asked Bai Yixiu: "Is it delicious?"
Bai Yixiu is still deeply immersed in the aftertaste of citric acid. He covers the lower half of his face with the back of his hand to conceal his out-of-control facial expression.
He glanced at Lu Annan, everything was silent, this look was the answer to Lu Annan's knowing question.
They quickly started the second game.
This round of the game is a very popular mutual push challenge on the Internet, that is, two people face each other and kneel on two or three pillows, push each other with their hands, and whoever loses his balance first and falls from the pillow tower will lose.
While rinsing his mouth with a drink to get rid of the lingering sour taste in his mouth, Bai Yixiu quickly folded the pillow tower on the carpet, eager to try.
Lu Annan was also tidying up the pillow tower he was going to sit on, while using his mobile phone to search for strategies on the Internet.
Bai Yixiu didn't know what Lu Annan was doing, he only knew that Lu Annan was playing with his mobile phone, he stretched his neck to take a look at the screen interface of Lu Annan's mobile phone, but Lu Annan noticed it, and raised his eyes to glance at Bai Yixiu warningly.
Bai Yixiu muttered: "Isn't he chatting with other stinky men?"
——Oh, oh, where is this flying vinegar?
——Hahaha, forgive me just after drinking lemon juice, it is more sour than vinegar!
——Lu Zai's supercilious look is really too quintessential.
——In order to avoid the punishment of drawing the old rascals who were all weird, Lu Zai began to take these small games seriously!
——Does this count as cheating?
——After reading the strategy, it’s not guaranteed to win. What kind of cheating is it? The old hooligan who chooses to play this interactive game probably has memorized the key points of the formula [-] times.
——Come, come, a new round of betting has begun!
——This time I voted for Lu Zai to win!Two packs of chicken feet!
——Obviously the old hooligan has a better chance of winning, you see how confident he is, I will crush a lemon tree!
——Good guy, everyone is betting on it again.
——If Luzai wins, I will get up early tomorrow and run three kilometers.
——Bai Zai's mother will never admit defeat!If Bai Zai wins, I'll call the gym immediately to apply for a card!Annual card!
--calm down!You only go the first few times!Don't send money to the gym for nothing!
--Hahaha.
Lu Annan and Bai Yixiu have already started the match.
Because the pillows were stacked relatively high, even if they simply sat on them, they both seemed a little wobbly, not to mention having to make movements on them.
If the movement of pushing the person is too big, it is very likely that the person missed the push, and they would lose their balance and fall down first. So at the beginning, neither of them moved much, and they were both waiting for the other party to make a move.
——It has become a big-eyed vs small-eyed, staring competition?
——Lu Zai's sitting posture is too obedient!
——Hahaha, Lu Zai closed his eyes, this is meditation, right?
—Didn't you see it?In the fierce duel between the two, you come and go, EDM chua! chua! chua!
——The Emperor's New Showdown?Only smart people can see it, right?
——Only senior members of the Hooligan faction can see such a wonderful duel!
——I suspect that Lu Zai is asleep.
——The old hooligan didn't even make a move?This is the perfect time.
—What hand do you move?Didn't you see that the old hooligan has become obsessed with Lu Zai's prosperous beauty, and has been fascinated by it?
Bai Yixiu looked at Lu Annan's quietly closed eyes face to face, like the sunlight falling from the leaves in a quiet afternoon, warm and with an imperceptible temperature that would burn people unconsciously.
Bai Yixiu smiled slightly, ready to do it.
Just as he raised his hand to push Lu Annan, Lu Annan's eyes opened instantly, and their eyes met in the air.
- Hunting time!
Bai Yixiu didn't stop because Lu Annan opened his eyes, and still shot at Lu Annan.
Lu Annan lowered his body and turned slightly sideways to avoid it, then shot from below, gently pushed Bai Yixiu's chest, Bai Yixiu swayed a few times, managed to sit still, and immediately challenged Lu Annan.
But for a few seconds, the two of them went back and forth, acting like a master of martial arts.
——High energy ahead!
The elk who sent out this barrage didn't know that a high-energy moment is indeed coming up ahead!
I saw that after Lu Annan made the movement of leaning back to avoid Bai Yixiu, when he wanted to adjust the center of gravity of his body back to the original position, because the movement range was too large, he fell straight forward!
With a "poof", it was right in the middle.
——Fatal blow!
--Hahaha!
——Can you still laugh?My tears are rolling in my eyes, hahaha!
Bai Yixiu opened his eyes wide, looked tremblingly at the head on his pillow, and slowly fell down covering the injured place.
Lu Annan buried his head, not daring to look up at the camera at this moment.
There was a hint of teasing in his tone: "Why don't you feed me with your own hands?"
Lu Annan remained motionless as he handed out the cup: "Believe it or not, I'll go downstairs to buy a big funnel right now, stuff it directly into your mouth, and pour down the whole glass of lemon juice in one go?"
Bai Yixiu deliberately made an exaggerated expression of surprise: "Murder your husband?"
He originally wanted to continue laughing and joking, but unfortunately his Lu Annan didn't buy it, and still put on a solemn expression unmoved.
Bai Yixiu realized that Lu Annan was extremely serious now, and he was not joking at all, so he could only sigh briefly, and took the cup from Lu Annan's hand.
However, even if he took the cup, Bai Yixiu didn't take it properly.
His fingertips deliberately rubbed the skin on the back of Lu Annan's hand, and at that moment he felt a light touch like an electric current. Lu Annan was so excited that he almost let go of his hand. Fortunately, Bai Yixiu had already grabbed the cup at this time.
With a slight smile, Bai Yixiu raised the cup to his nose, and gently sniffed the lemon juice.
At this moment, Lu Annan was wiping the back of his hand that Bai Yixiu had touched with a tissue. When he looked up, he saw the picture of Bai Yixiu sniffing the cup, and his brows frowned instantly.
It is really because Bai Yixiu's posture and expression are too outrageous, and there is a faint feeling of perversion, that Lu Annan is so disgusted.
Lu Annan whispered to himself: "You are the only one who is outrageous."
——Old gangster: The lemon juice squeezed by my wife is really fragrant.
——The hooligan temperament of the old hooligan is really damn invulnerable (I'm sure I'm boasting)!
——Lu Zai's tolerance for the old rascal lies in his tolerance. Even if he dislikes him, he will be willing to tolerate and accept this unscrupulous guy.
——If my boyfriend made such a move in front of me, I would definitely give him a punch.
——But the old hooligan did not feel disobedient at all when he did this behavior, and even felt a little sloppy.
——Hahaha, the sensitive word has been harmonized!My sister teaches you a trick to label "color" as "astringent".
——Astringency.
——Damn it, really, this is forcing us to make typos since we were young!
——It can’t be helped, the ocean of the Internet, creatures like river crabs must be flooding everywhere!
—Look, the old rascal is about to start drinking.
——Drink it all in one go!
——If the old rascal didn't drink it all in one breath, would there still be punishment?
——Hey guy, what about this stack of buffs?
——It was not a cup after another. Both of them went to the hospital, one had a gastric lavage, and the other had an amputation.
——Hahaha, after today, the supermarket downstairs opened another chain store by selling lemons.
Just as Bai Yixiu was about to drink the glass of lemon juice in his hand, he made a feint and stopped suddenly: "Can I have a taste first?"
Lu Annan gloated: "Whether it's sour or not, you have to drink it all in one go. It's not negotiable. It's okay if you don't taste it. After you taste it, it's too sour to swallow. What can you do?"
When Bai Yixiu heard it, it seemed that this was the truth.
In order to be able to drink a whole glass of unsweetened lemon juice, Bai Yixiu meditated in his heart - it's sweet, super sweet, very sweet, just as sweet as Annan!
Bai Yixiu directly raised his head, taking advantage of his sense of taste and not paying attention, he finished the drink in one gulp.
——What the hell, the lemon juice disappearing technique?
——Would the old hooligan turn this into magic?
——This breath is too fast, I blinked my eyes, and the cup was empty!
——Don’t the old rascal feel sour?
——Lemons are not sour and will not taste good. How did the old hooligan drink a whole glass of concentrated lemon juice without pain?
The elks were all shocked by Bai Yixiu's boldness and straightforwardness. It was not until two or three seconds after drinking the lemon that Bai Yixiu began to have a painful expression on his face, and his facial features gradually lost control.
Seeing Bai Yixiu's deflated expression, Lu Annan smiled slightly.
His happiness today is based on Bai Yixiu's pain.
Lu Annan deliberately asked Bai Yixiu: "Is it delicious?"
Bai Yixiu is still deeply immersed in the aftertaste of citric acid. He covers the lower half of his face with the back of his hand to conceal his out-of-control facial expression.
He glanced at Lu Annan, everything was silent, this look was the answer to Lu Annan's knowing question.
They quickly started the second game.
This round of the game is a very popular mutual push challenge on the Internet, that is, two people face each other and kneel on two or three pillows, push each other with their hands, and whoever loses his balance first and falls from the pillow tower will lose.
While rinsing his mouth with a drink to get rid of the lingering sour taste in his mouth, Bai Yixiu quickly folded the pillow tower on the carpet, eager to try.
Lu Annan was also tidying up the pillow tower he was going to sit on, while using his mobile phone to search for strategies on the Internet.
Bai Yixiu didn't know what Lu Annan was doing, he only knew that Lu Annan was playing with his mobile phone, he stretched his neck to take a look at the screen interface of Lu Annan's mobile phone, but Lu Annan noticed it, and raised his eyes to glance at Bai Yixiu warningly.
Bai Yixiu muttered: "Isn't he chatting with other stinky men?"
——Oh, oh, where is this flying vinegar?
——Hahaha, forgive me just after drinking lemon juice, it is more sour than vinegar!
——Lu Zai's supercilious look is really too quintessential.
——In order to avoid the punishment of drawing the old rascals who were all weird, Lu Zai began to take these small games seriously!
——Does this count as cheating?
——After reading the strategy, it’s not guaranteed to win. What kind of cheating is it? The old hooligan who chooses to play this interactive game probably has memorized the key points of the formula [-] times.
——Come, come, a new round of betting has begun!
——This time I voted for Lu Zai to win!Two packs of chicken feet!
——Obviously the old hooligan has a better chance of winning, you see how confident he is, I will crush a lemon tree!
——Good guy, everyone is betting on it again.
——If Luzai wins, I will get up early tomorrow and run three kilometers.
——Bai Zai's mother will never admit defeat!If Bai Zai wins, I'll call the gym immediately to apply for a card!Annual card!
--calm down!You only go the first few times!Don't send money to the gym for nothing!
--Hahaha.
Lu Annan and Bai Yixiu have already started the match.
Because the pillows were stacked relatively high, even if they simply sat on them, they both seemed a little wobbly, not to mention having to make movements on them.
If the movement of pushing the person is too big, it is very likely that the person missed the push, and they would lose their balance and fall down first. So at the beginning, neither of them moved much, and they were both waiting for the other party to make a move.
——It has become a big-eyed vs small-eyed, staring competition?
——Lu Zai's sitting posture is too obedient!
——Hahaha, Lu Zai closed his eyes, this is meditation, right?
—Didn't you see it?In the fierce duel between the two, you come and go, EDM chua! chua! chua!
——The Emperor's New Showdown?Only smart people can see it, right?
——Only senior members of the Hooligan faction can see such a wonderful duel!
——I suspect that Lu Zai is asleep.
——The old hooligan didn't even make a move?This is the perfect time.
—What hand do you move?Didn't you see that the old hooligan has become obsessed with Lu Zai's prosperous beauty, and has been fascinated by it?
Bai Yixiu looked at Lu Annan's quietly closed eyes face to face, like the sunlight falling from the leaves in a quiet afternoon, warm and with an imperceptible temperature that would burn people unconsciously.
Bai Yixiu smiled slightly, ready to do it.
Just as he raised his hand to push Lu Annan, Lu Annan's eyes opened instantly, and their eyes met in the air.
- Hunting time!
Bai Yixiu didn't stop because Lu Annan opened his eyes, and still shot at Lu Annan.
Lu Annan lowered his body and turned slightly sideways to avoid it, then shot from below, gently pushed Bai Yixiu's chest, Bai Yixiu swayed a few times, managed to sit still, and immediately challenged Lu Annan.
But for a few seconds, the two of them went back and forth, acting like a master of martial arts.
——High energy ahead!
The elk who sent out this barrage didn't know that a high-energy moment is indeed coming up ahead!
I saw that after Lu Annan made the movement of leaning back to avoid Bai Yixiu, when he wanted to adjust the center of gravity of his body back to the original position, because the movement range was too large, he fell straight forward!
With a "poof", it was right in the middle.
——Fatal blow!
--Hahaha!
——Can you still laugh?My tears are rolling in my eyes, hahaha!
Bai Yixiu opened his eyes wide, looked tremblingly at the head on his pillow, and slowly fell down covering the injured place.
Lu Annan buried his head, not daring to look up at the camera at this moment.
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