Me and my old gong have amnesia [entertainment circle]

In the middle of the night, on the exclusive website of Bai Yixiu and Lu Annan, the real-time number of online visitors was displayed in the upper right corner.

Tonight marks the fifth anniversary of the two's night of love.

When we first started this website, the total number of Bailu CP fans on the whole network did not exceed two digits. The first webmaster waved his hand and made such an eye-catching sign showing the real-time number of people so that he could clearly see the increase. number of newcomers.

Who would have thought that eight years later, the number of real-time online users on this website would break through three digits—three digits in tens of thousands.

It is worth mentioning that not all elk will visit this website, and it is impossible for everyone to log in to this website all the time. A website with millions of online users in a certain period of time shows that the number of elk in the entire network is in the end. How huge!

Elk is what Bai Yixiu and Lu Annan, a pair of CP fans, call themselves. They occasionally claim to be lost—lost in the continuous sugar-sprinkling road of the two masters.

Sugar, all sugar, all sugar along the way!

It is precisely because of this that on the cp picture on the homepage of the website, in addition to the photos of Bai Yixiu and Lu Annan, there is also a picture of a dynamic snow-colored elk. Bai Yixiu and Lu Annan, who are also cartoons, are sitting on the horns of the elk, raising their hands. Hand sprinkles candy to everyone.

Colorful candies float all the way from the top to the bottom, and pile up on the lower layer of the webpage, turning into a sea of ​​candies.

If you poke your phone screen with your finger at this time and click on one of the candies, you will randomly enter posts marked with candies on the site.

Click in, and you can drink sugar immediately!

At this very moment, in the most popular post on the website, the elk are crazily eating today's new candy.

——I just saw them come out of the blue platform, ahhh, Lu Zai's smile is so sweet!

--sisters!I'm there too!Today is also a day for the old hooligan to stare at his wife and go crazy!He didn't take his eyes off the whole time!

——Did you see the scene where Lu Zai tilted his head!It's killing me!

——I saw it, I saw it, it’s superb!I think the old hooligan almost couldn't control it at that time. Looking at his actions, he clearly wanted to get close to kiss the cub!

—Sisters from above!Post a picture, post a picture!Stop talking!

Immediately, enthusiastic elks posted unclear small pictures. As more and more people discussed, high-definition sister pictures gradually appeared, as well as dynamic pictures and short videos.

In the relatively complete video, after greeting the fans, Lu Annan deliberately stopped and waited for Bai Yixiu.

Bai Yixiu was talking to the staff behind him at that time, but even so, his eyes were fixed on Lu Annan's direction, and he couldn't afford to miss it.

It seems that as long as he looks away and takes one less look at Lu Annan, his path will turn into colorful deer in the sky, flying away on colorful clouds.

As expected of a well-known wife-watching maniac.

Lu Annan stood on the spot and waited for a while, but still did not see Bai Yixiu following up. He felt a little strange, so he tilted his head and looked back.

Casual small movements are often more agile and cute.

The elk not far away burst into a burst of piercing screams, which is enough to prove how lethal this scene is to them!

Bai Yixiu immediately ended the private chat with the staff, and walked up to Lu Annan in a few strides with his slender legs.

With those cannibalistic eyes, I really can't wait to rub Lu Annan into his arms right now, so that no one can peep at his baby.

——Ah ah ah smelly couple!Smelly couple!

——They have been together officially for five years, why are they still so sweet? This is unscientific.

——Hmph, how is this unscientific, it's terribly scientific!

——Bai Zai and Lu Zai seem to have left alone, they didn't get into the company's nanny car.

——Let’s go through the two-person world, after all, today is the fifth anniversary, and we have already recorded a program for a day, and the young couples are not allowed to do some romantic and private things~

——Oh~ Makes sense!

—Romantic and private?It refers to the fact that the old hooligan tested the sound insulation and shockproof effect of the new car in advance for fun on the day of the fourth anniversary. As a result, he locked himself in the car because he was not familiar with the operation, and was discovered by Zai Zai until late at night. And something private?

--Hahaha!Old Hooligan: Please don't mention it!

--Hahaha!Old Hooligan: I'm really just testing that new car for safety!

——Fuck, sisters, when did this happen, why don’t I know!

——Old hooligan: That day, my wife came to the world like a hero, she raised a window-breaking hammer with her slender hands, and saved me from the fire and water, ah, that was an angel, that was an angel holding a window-breaking hammer!

——Let’s not talk about the ones upstairs, this is really something the old rascal can say.

——Hahaha, you guys are good or bad!I love it so much!

Time passed unconsciously, and it was just before midnight, and the elks were all waiting for Bai Yixiu to post on Weibo.

Bai Yixiu, an old rascal, is not only a wife-watching maniac, but also a love maniac. Whenever there is a special holiday anniversary, he will definitely post on Weibo to show his affection, let alone the anniversary of a relationship. day.

According to the past practice, he will send a Weibo at zero o'clock, accompanied by a photo or short video of him and Lu Annan.

For example, on the second anniversary, I don’t know who gave him the courage, but he actually posted a short video that was shot just a few minutes ago—the picture is blurry, and only a frosted door with light can be seen , turn the volume to the maximum, and you can faintly hear the sound of rushing water.

The content of this Weibo is even briefer, with only one emoji, a proud and smug smile emoji.

When I watched it for the first time, I was at a loss. After I understood what it meant, the elk screamed wildly. That night, a girl almost snapped her boyfriend's thigh!

Of course, this Weibo was deleted the next day. It is said that Lu Annan personally logged on to the account of the old hooligan and deleted the Weibo. It is even said that Lu Annan deleted the Weibo while holding the old hooligan's ear Bo.

An old hooligan, a wife-watching maniac, a love-show maniac, and a maniac who fears inner terror.

Obviously he is such a domineering guy who can do whatever he wants in front of other people, but he behaves like a quail in front of Lu Annan.

Everyone waited and waited, the elks didn't wait for the old hooligan's show of affection on Weibo, they just waited for a disturbing gossip.

A leaking post appeared on the website, revealing that Lu Annan and Bai Yixiu had a car accident.

At the beginning, no one believed this revelation.

--Do not believe rumors, do not pass rumors!

--Do not believe rumors, do not pass rumors!

--Do not believe rumors, do not pass rumors!

The six uniform characters in the front row show everyone's determination not to believe gossip.

False news about these two people has been emerging in an endless stream on the Internet. Before seeing the official news, everyone has developed the habit of laughing at all unofficial news.

There is no official announcement, it will only disturb their speed of eating sugar!

A full 15 minutes have passed since zero o'clock, and the Weibo, which is usually posted on time, has not appeared for a long time. The elks are still waiting patiently. Everyone thinks that the old hooligan is going to hold back a big move this time.

From another perspective, Bai Yixiu and Lu Annan are indeed holding back a big move.

In the middle of the night, just as the zero o'clock bell struck, the originally quiet hospital suddenly heard chaotic footsteps, and the sound of ambulances rang from far to near, and soon rang through the entrance of the hospital.

The doctors and nurses on duty moved quickly, unloading seven stretchers from the large ambulance one after another, and rushed the patients to the emergency room.

There were no casualties in this accident, and the most seriously injured person among the seven people only had a slight scratch on his forehead.

But what is strange is that although no one was injured, all seven people fell into a coma, and none of them was awake.

According to the passer-by who reported the case, he saw a white mist in front of him from a distance, which completely blocked the road ahead. He didn't dare to continue driving, so he stopped and took out his mobile phone to take a short video.

"In the middle of the night, other places are fine, but the short road ahead is full of fog, and the color is not the normal fog color, but milky white fog, it's too scary!"

Passers-by took a video for a while, and the more they watched, the more they felt something was wrong, and finally called the police. After the police arrived at the scene, they found three cars parked in the white mist.

A large truck overturned and a van rear-ended a car.

About half an hour later, the milky white mist gradually dissipated. Experts came to check the air at the scene, and found no toxic ingredients.

A total of seven people were unconscious in the three cars and were sent to the hospital together.

The cause of the accident is still under investigation. The most important thing now is to treat the seven patients who are in a coma. However, even the doctors are surprised that the vital signs of the seven people are all normal.

There is no sign of poisoning, no sign of artificial damage to the brain nerves, but it is strangely maintained in a coma.

The identities of five of the seven people have yet to be determined, and the identities of the other two people do not need to be investigated at all, because from the moment the fog cleared, almost all the people who saw them had the same reaction, the same sentence: "How is it?" them!"

From the police to the doctor, from the doctor to the nurse, from the nurse to the family members who happened to pass by in the hospital, the reactions to those two faces were all surprisingly consistent.

Why did my cp get into a car accident!

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