RuA Cat Bistro

The author has something to say: Shen Shi'an: I was kissed by a male cat... Author: Don't cry, child, you will be X by a male cat again...

A strong light suddenly pierced from the top of the head, and the black cat squatted on the ground, narrowing its eyes and turning its head to the side as if avoiding it.

"You..." Shen Shi'an looked at the toilet with the lid open, the water stains on the inner wall were so clear under the light, he stepped back two steps, staring at the black cat immediately felt powerless, and even suspected that he was still dreaming, unable to Xin Xin asked, "Are you going to the bathroom?"

He felt that this world was a fantasy, and he didn't know what kind of animal taming wizard the cat's owner was, who actually trained an animal to go to the toilet independently like a human.

Also know how to use the toilet!

Rinse after use!

The cat stood up leisurely, walked around to Shen Shi'an's feet and rubbed its fluffy head stickily, and let out a soft "meow——"

Shen Shi'an picked it up, because the double eyelids that stayed up late were particularly obvious, staring at the black cat and interrogating: "Say! Are you a fleeing army cat!" He knew that there were well-trained military dogs in the army, but he wondered if they would now A well-trained military cat breed has also been developed.

He held the black cat in front of his eyes, turned his head to one side, and licked the fluff on his lower lip with an innocent look that he couldn't understand what you said. If you look closely, you can easily find that the tip of the cat's tongue is a little golden and flickering.However, Shen Shi'an didn't notice it.

He didn't want to grab a cat in the middle of the night and interrogate him about going to the toilet. Seeing that the black cat didn't respond, he threw it down casually, took off his pants, and greeted after draining the water: "I'm going back."

The black cat obediently followed him back to the bedroom.

Everything was extraordinarily quiet tonight. The black cat was lying on the blanket, its heart pounding in its chest, it was really dangerous, it almost revealed its secrets just now, its bright eyes looked at Shen Shi'an who lay back on the bed and made soft noises from time to time.

Shen Shi'an couldn't fall asleep again after waking up for the night, the moonlight shone softly on the bed, he would turn over from time to time, and after a short rest, his mind started to become chaotic again, disturbing his body discomfort.The black cat lowered its head, lay down on the blanket and closed its eyelids.

There was another gentle gurgling sound from the corner, like a plucked solo string, slowly pulling away Shen Shian's messed up nerve endings.

It wasn't until the sound of even breathing came from the bed again that the sound dissipated in the room again.The black cat raised its head, its eyes became brighter and crystal clear in the dark, and even radiated a golden soft light. It looked at Shen Shi'an who was sleeping soundly on the bed for a moment, making sure that this person was indeed asleep.He got up, took small steps and jumped onto the end of the bed lightly, lowered his head, arched the corner of the blanket and slipped in. The bulging little bag moved slowly towards the bedside under the moonlight, and the black cat finally poked its head out beside Shen Shian's face, borrowing Looking at the sleeping face of the man in the moonlight, he retracted again, took a comfortable position in his arms and closed his eyes, and the sleep-aiding grunt sounded softly in the room again.

Early the next morning, when Shen Shi'an woke up, he felt a soft and warm breath in his arms, which was very comfortable, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to feel the silkiness.

Knowing that he was awake, the cat raised its head and got out of the blanket, and softly meowed at the man's confused face. "Meow--"

Shen Shi'an: "..." His eyes gradually widened, and then he sat up, hugging the blanket like a girl who was being treated lightly. "Why are you in my bed!"

He felt that the black cat was so clever that it would get under the quilt by itself.Shen Shi'an thought for a while, cats seemed to be able to get under the covers, and after a short period of relief, he felt a little helpless. "When did you get in?"

The black cat stepped on the quilt and got into his arms, and after getting what it wanted, it raised its head to lick his flushed cheeks just after waking up. "Don't—" Shen Shi'an hurriedly raised the back of his neck to avoid it, but the tip of his wet and soft tongue still licked his face for a moment, and an electric spark shot through his spinal cord in an instant, causing an unprecedented numbness.

"Go away." Shen Shi'an was annoyed by this strange feeling, and ruthlessly grabbed the cat's head and pressed it on the bed.The whole head of the black cat sank into the blanket, and it could only struggle with its exposed buttocks. It also let out a pitiful cry of "meow--" because it was stuffed by the blanket, which made it sound even more unnerving. Soft-hearted.

Shen Shi'an heard the meaning of begging for mercy, and finally let go of his hand.After wiping her cheeks, there was still a clear sense of strangeness, her brows were raised, and she condescendingly glanced down at the black cat who was grooming. "It's a good thing you're just a cat." It's just a beast, if you are serious about yourself, you will be naive.But if it was licked by some man, he would probably pick up a kitchen knife and castrate that man on the spot, and then give a plate of stewed chicken with mushrooms as a friendly gift.

Shen Shi'an let go of the cat and was ready to eat and go to work. For the past three years, his breakfast has always been milk, egg and shrimp sandwiches. He sat at the dining table alone and finished eating without knowing the taste.

Because of sleep disorders and mild mental anxiety, his sense of taste is also slowly deteriorating. Although it has been improved by taking medicine and acupuncture, the main reason is that he will face the risk of not being able to taste any taste at any time.For him now, eating is just living with the supplementary nutrition prescribed by the doctor.The doctor said that he needed protein supplements, so he prepared meals for himself according to nutritional recipes.

Seeing him sitting at the dining table with only one chair, the black cat rubbed against Shen Shian's feet and squatted down, obediently "meow--".

Shen Shian happened to be drinking milk after eating the sandwich, and before he could lick off the white milk froth on his lips, he heard the cat meowing, and then remembered that there was another living creature besides him that needed to eat at home, so he took the sandwich in front of him. Putting the empty plate on the ground, he bent down and poured the remaining half cup of milk into a shallow dish.

The cat squatted beside him, staring at his calm eyes and the milk froth on his lips. It quietly backed away a small half step, its back slightly bent, and at the moment when Shen Shian was about to get up after pouring the milk, Suddenly, he took advantage of his unpreparedness and pounced forward.

The soft tongue licked Shen Shi'an's lips, swept it from top to bottom, and lingered across the cracks of the lips, and circled the milk foam that hadn't had time to wipe off into his mouth.

"Damn it!" Shen Shi'an covered his mouth and stood up in shock, the chair leg slid across the tiles and made a sharp sound.

The black cat has learned the tricks this time, and after licking the milk foam, it jumped to the place under the dining table where he couldn't catch it.Shen Shi'an stretched out his hand to grab an empty space, and stared in amazement at the black cat squatting under the table looking innocently at him.

I was kissed by a cat...

Shen Shian's pupils trembled.

I was kissed by a tomcat...

Shen Shi'an stared blankly at the black cat Didi Liu looked at him, stuck out his tongue and licked the fluff around his mouth, feeling a little satisfaction in his innocence.

As an old bachelor who has been single for 24 years, his first kiss was actually taken away by a cat.

"Do you know what you did?" Shen Shi'an squatted on the ground and confronted the black cat hiding under the dining table, and said calmly, "You kissed me just now, do you know?"

"I've lived for 24 years, and I've managed to be pure until now, but you, a cat, took advantage of me."

"You are responsible, you know?"

The black cat's eyes moved, staring at the world-weary but serious Shen Shi'an, the golden pupils shrank unchallenged.

"Put a sign around your neck and sell yourself right now, and compensate me for my mental damage and the bumper I bumped last night." Shen Shi'an stretched out his index finger, pointing at him and continued: "And what happened to me last night? My family's accommodation fee and three yuan of golden gong ham sausage."

"Meow——" Seeing his serious face, the black cat stood up and ran towards him with small steps, raised its head, and showed grievance in its bright eyes, "Meow——" While barking, it circled around Shen Shi'an's ankle, raised its little head and began to act coquettishly.

It found that this trick worked well for Shen Shi'an.

Seeing that it started acting like a baby again, Shen Shi'an always felt that something was wrong. This cat is so smart, it seems that it can understand every time I speak, and what it does is not a normal cat thing.Glancing at the idiot who was still desperately trying to be cute at his feet, the soft touch and comfort from his ankles greatly pleased him.

It really is... just a cat.

"Forget it." Shen Shi'an pushed it away with the back of his foot, with a hint of regret, opened the door and walked out of the kitchen at a leisurely pace, a faint voice came from the living room.

"It's a good thing you're just a cat."