[FF7] The second tucks in history
Chapter 7
The author has something to say: (Thanks to the adults who collected this Honkai work, as a thank you, I exploded the word count, really!)
1. Nima JJ smoked and said something about illegal access!I'll go, hurry up and marry QD, bastard!
2. Recently, when I saw the beautiful picture of Uncle Wen saved in the computer, I was so excited that I wanted to throw myself down—oh, did I really become perverted by the exam-oriented education of the Celestial Dynasty! ?No, no, no, I'm little chaste—you believe it, right?
3. The daily routine has begun (oh I love the daily routine), so I wish you all a happy May Day!
4. Recently, I discovered that there are articles reposted by friends in Baidu Tieba, and there are also pirated articles on websites—wow, I don’t really care about it, because I suddenly feel like a popular author [cover my face].but!Please be sure to post the starting address and the name of the author when reposting, otherwise... I curse that guy to eat instant noodles all his life full of preservatives!
(I still plan to write it down with my own ideas, adults who like it, please follow it slowly)
— Nima!Every turkey who played tricks on Levelmax was a magic stick with broken wings in his previous life! ! !
Looking up at the gray blue sky at an angle of 45°, Vivian stood in front of the wishing fountain in the bustling central square of Midgar, half bright and half sad in the wind through the rainbow shadow of water mist.She really, really has nothing to say and plans to die in a corner of history. The only thing she wants to know before this is: the author, please tell me honestly, is this Uncle Wen being OOCed by you! ?
Make it clear that I don’t know, my sister.
From the first second when Vincent stepped out of the elevator just now, he kept frowning in a strange way, and after taking a thick folder at the front desk, his expression was even more unpredictable, and he occasionally glanced at her furtively. He also quickly looked away with a guilty conscience, and sighed heavily from time to time.This situation makes Vivian, who is so bold and dares to pull President Shinra's hair, feel nervous. He thinks that he will finally start the high-risk life of "hitting his head on a tie", so he takes the tram with Vincent to the mission location On the way, he was uncharacteristically silent and obedient.
But——when Vivian grabbed Vincent's sleeve and jumped out of the car in a dizzy way, suppressing the feeling of vomiting from motion sickness, she was surprised to find that the destination turned out to be the bustling central square, she suddenly realized that she was Accidentally jumped on the thief ship!Even people on Earth know that Shinra's tax-exclusive espionage work has always been very low-key.
"Vivian, today's assessment is the release of the advertisement sheet. Pay attention, you must get everything done, otherwise you will not-qualify-" Vincent took out the paper bag in his arms with a smile, and shook out a A stack of pink paper was solemnly handed over to Vivian, whose eyes were empty and she hadn't fully accepted the status quo, then she patted her on the head encouragingly as someone who had been there before, and then leisurely walked towards an empty table in an open-air cafe Sit down, look like "it's nothing to do with yourself".
——I'm going to go, I was cheated!
Vivian burst into tears holding a stack of advertisements.She casually picked up the top one—a full-color advertisement leaflet with something like a questionnaire—and glanced at it casually, and immediately felt a stomach ache from embarrassment.
——"Big Hollow brand fruity yogurt, tastes like your mother..." What kind of woolen stuff is this?When did Shinra intend to invade the food world? "Big hole" and "fruity yogurt" obviously have nothing to do with half a penny!And "mother's smell"... I said, is your mother Sephiroth or Jenova?oh, sin, sin...
With Vivian's correct and correct views, it is impossible to understand the best ideas of the upper echelons of Shinra.Now she is a tiny piece of Shenluo's thousands of chess pieces. As long as she obeys the arrangement, she will not be thrown into the Biology Research Department without a place to die.Well, people still have to keep a low profile, anyway, as long as she can see her dear Sa Ye leave the factory... just a little flirting with her will be fine!
So what, by the way, is Sephiroth born now?She doesn't want to wait until half of menopause to see her natal side, it's too sad!Or is it that she is destined to be a utility NPC, as long as she points out the hero's maze, she will leave the stage and take a lunch?
Deeply shocked by his miserable thoughts, Vivian shuddered, his heart felt cold from head to toe.She shook her head vigorously, trying to forget it, and she pulled herself together and devoted herself to the formal work.As for the man in a suit who reads a book leisurely, sips blue mountains elegantly, and politely refuses to strike up conversations with all the girls with a Qingyuan aura of "don't get close to strangers" - she, she, she, she doesn't know such a sloppy guy Seniors!
Ah, but today's weather is really good, the sun is shining brightly, and the sky is as clear as jelly.Silky invisible softness floats in the slightly warm air.Vivian took a deep breath in enjoyment, and immediately burst into a perfect sweet smile, holding the advertising leaflet and shouting loudly: "Don't miss it when you pass by, there is no such store in this village! ——Shenra New Product Promotion, No matter if you have money or not, come over and have a look at Ping's personal field, hey!"
Just turned over a page of "Fifty Things Shinra Employees Must Know" spread out on the table, and jumped straight to the topic of Taxes. Vincent heard the girl yelling so vigorously, almost "poof" Take half a sip of coffee.
Sure enough, Vivian should go to the marketing department. It's too public. A truly qualified tax should complete this kind of task in a low-key, efficient and high-quality manner.Vincent, who was in charge of judging, shook his head amusedly, and decided to give her a "failure".Although Vivian had distributed several forms in such a short while, and carefully collected the completed questionnaires.
"Hey, sir, may I ask if you can spare a little time to learn more about our new products of Shinra?" With a free smile, he stopped a young man with an obscene appearance, and Vivian brought a ballpoint pen without any explanation He stuffed a copy into his hand.
The young man was stunned, but Vivian's soft girl appearance, which was extremely low in threat, was still very attractive.So he filled in his personal information as required, and waited for Vivian's detailed explanation of "Big Hollow Fruity Yogurt".
"You are the No. 13 lucky passer-by surveyed today, so I will call you Mr. No. 13." Vivian said innocently with her head tilted, and then began to introduce the product, "The big hole yogurt is this year's The new products launched by Shinra come in a variety of flavors—may I ask Mr. No. 13 what flavor do you like?"
"Well, of course it's cucumber flavor." No. 13 replied without hesitation—yes, he was deliberately making things difficult for the subdued girl for the purpose of teasing her.
"(Is there a cucumber-flavored yogurt in the world, besides, cucumbers are not fruits!)...Ahaha, this, this, you really have a personality..." Vivian pinched himself hard with a dry smile The thigh told myself to be patient, skipped this question and looked at the second and last question, "Then, what do you think the price is fair and reasonable?"
No. 13 pondered for a while, and replied with a pretended seriousness: "If you want me to say, of course it would be best if there is no charge and a subsidy!" The left hand has already put Wei Meizi's slender waist dishonestly.
——I [beep——] you bastard, you turned out to be a wretched and strange sorghum!
Vivian grabbed No. 13's wrist in embarrassment, and twisted his backhand to force him to kneel on the ground and stamped his face twice. He wanted to beat him up with a nunchuck, but he was reluctant to defile his beloved— —Hmph, father's inheritance is not used for such shameless things as beating perverts!
So Vivian kicked two more feet to vent her anger.After venting, she raised her head happily, and Vivian Jiong happily found that her violent act just now was surrounded by a group of people who didn't know the truth, and even took out her camera to "crack and crack" to capture it again and again.This time Shinra became famous, but it was only on the social pages of various newspapers.
With a mournful face, he lowered his head to avoid the eyes of everyone. Vivian, who probably created the negative news about Shinra, felt anxiously that those perverts in the Biological Research Department were already waving to him.No, she's still young and doesn't want to die yet!
——How about packing up and running?
Maybe this is the only way out for her.She has heard about the dictatorship of the high-level Shinra for a long time.
A faint shadow enveloped her body, followed by a pleasant fragrance.What came into view was the unique black leather shoes of Tux—light, breathable and easy to move—knowing who was coming, Vivian sighed dejectedly: "Oh, senior, am I very useless?"
I'm not in the mood to pay attention to why the ten dozen people just now suddenly disappeared without a trace, and No. 13, who was lying on the ground covering his face and crying, didn't know who resisted him.Vivian's gloomy gloom made Vincent uncomfortable, he was used to her exuberant sunshine.Thinking over his words, Vincent hesitated and said, "Actually, it's nothing. I've made this kind of mistake before, although it's really too... Don't worry, I'll clean up the mess for you. The key is to do it again next time, beat up Please control the force so that it will not cause skin trauma, and the teeth must not fall out. Otherwise, the company will have to pay for the medical expenses."
"So, I can barely give you 'qualified'." Vincent said mildly, and then stared in surprise at the girl who seemed to be unlovable in the last second, but now she was full of vitality again.Vivian jumped up and down in ecstasy and cheered "Long live Senior Vincent", and with a playful smile, he approached and grabbed Vincent's sleeve and said, "Since we passed the examination, let's go back and report to the director!"
——The answer I got was the remaining advertisement flyer that fell into her arms with a "snap".
"Serious and serious, don't be careless, this is work!" Knowing that this girl will never change, Vincent reminded displeasedly, "It's shameful to be undisciplined - don't stare like a dead fish, I will help you." Reaching out to take half of the paper, Vincent took Vivian to another place calmly and continued to "commit the crime".
With Vincent's assistance, the progress is fast—well, after all, many women come here with longing hearts, eh, it's not so good—evening has not yet arrived, hundreds of advertisements All the questionnaires were sent out, and all the questionnaires were filled out clearly.
Vincent carefully packed the questionnaire into the kraft paper bag from before, put it away, turned around and said to Vivian, who was rubbing his sore and tingling muscles, "Let's go back to the company."
Vivian followed Vincent, who was still in good spirits, to the direction of Shinra Building, dragging his lifeless steps. The two didn't talk much, because Vivian's throat was already burning and smoking under the balabala all day.
Not long after they walked out, a newsboy carrying a satchel full of newspapers blocked their way.The little boy timidly took out a copy and asked Vincent if he wanted to buy it.Vincent's eyes shifted from the boy's shabby clothes to his thin, disheveled face, and without saying a word, he took out a 20Gil bill and bought a newspaper.No change.
Although Shinra distributes various newspapers to various departments every day.
The little boy excitedly collected the money and thanked Vincent again and again.And Vivian took out all the pockets on her body, counted out dozens of coins, and asked the little boy to give her each of the different newspapers with a hoarse voice.
"Vivian, I didn't expect you to be nice." Watching the little boy humming and bouncing away, Vincent sincerely issued a card to Vivian.Vivian expressed mixed feelings.
"Cough, cough, cough... I just know how hard it is for a child to come out alone to make a living." Thinking of the dark and unbearable childhood life, Vivian felt a lot, "My father is an out-and-out alcoholic. I’m idle and fooling around, all the family’s source of income is relying on me to hunt and collect mushrooms in the back mountains and then sell them, and I also do all the housework. It is said that once a profiteer who bought animal furs saw that I was a child and wanted to cheat me. I didn't even look at who I was, but instead I got blackmailed~"
Realizing that Vivian's past life was more "colorful" than he could have imagined, Vincent couldn't hold back his soothing smile: "Uh, so. Vivian is really... capable." Almost anywhere in the wild In addition to ordinary animals that have World of Warcraft activities, Vivian can live up to now without any injuries and no psychological barriers at all, it must be the mother of the planet!
No, she just happily abused on the back mountain for ten years as an RPG for fighting monsters and upgrading her strength.
"Having said that, I sympathize with the children who have the same experience as me, but..." Vivian sniffled with a melancholy face, and said in a discussing tone, "However, I still feel sorry for money. Why don't seniors sell newspapers with me?" Bar?"
With a slip of his hand—it was really just a slip of his hand—the newspaper photographed Vivian's hopeful face, and Vincent couldn't help speeding up his steps to distance himself from her.As a dignified Tax elite, he wouldn't do such a shameful thing!
Don't tell him about the ad you just posted.That was the task assigned by the company, and it was a height that selling newspapers would never reach.
"Hey, senior is waiting for me." I don't understand why Vincent suddenly moved forward at a racing pace, and Vivian stumbled after him with a pile of newspapers in his arms, calling him with a dry cough.At this moment, the setting sun was half-embedded on the horizon, and the blood-colored afterglow stretched their figures very, very long.
1. Nima JJ smoked and said something about illegal access!I'll go, hurry up and marry QD, bastard!
2. Recently, when I saw the beautiful picture of Uncle Wen saved in the computer, I was so excited that I wanted to throw myself down—oh, did I really become perverted by the exam-oriented education of the Celestial Dynasty! ?No, no, no, I'm little chaste—you believe it, right?
3. The daily routine has begun (oh I love the daily routine), so I wish you all a happy May Day!
4. Recently, I discovered that there are articles reposted by friends in Baidu Tieba, and there are also pirated articles on websites—wow, I don’t really care about it, because I suddenly feel like a popular author [cover my face].but!Please be sure to post the starting address and the name of the author when reposting, otherwise... I curse that guy to eat instant noodles all his life full of preservatives!
(I still plan to write it down with my own ideas, adults who like it, please follow it slowly)
— Nima!Every turkey who played tricks on Levelmax was a magic stick with broken wings in his previous life! ! !
Looking up at the gray blue sky at an angle of 45°, Vivian stood in front of the wishing fountain in the bustling central square of Midgar, half bright and half sad in the wind through the rainbow shadow of water mist.She really, really has nothing to say and plans to die in a corner of history. The only thing she wants to know before this is: the author, please tell me honestly, is this Uncle Wen being OOCed by you! ?
Make it clear that I don’t know, my sister.
From the first second when Vincent stepped out of the elevator just now, he kept frowning in a strange way, and after taking a thick folder at the front desk, his expression was even more unpredictable, and he occasionally glanced at her furtively. He also quickly looked away with a guilty conscience, and sighed heavily from time to time.This situation makes Vivian, who is so bold and dares to pull President Shinra's hair, feel nervous. He thinks that he will finally start the high-risk life of "hitting his head on a tie", so he takes the tram with Vincent to the mission location On the way, he was uncharacteristically silent and obedient.
But——when Vivian grabbed Vincent's sleeve and jumped out of the car in a dizzy way, suppressing the feeling of vomiting from motion sickness, she was surprised to find that the destination turned out to be the bustling central square, she suddenly realized that she was Accidentally jumped on the thief ship!Even people on Earth know that Shinra's tax-exclusive espionage work has always been very low-key.
"Vivian, today's assessment is the release of the advertisement sheet. Pay attention, you must get everything done, otherwise you will not-qualify-" Vincent took out the paper bag in his arms with a smile, and shook out a A stack of pink paper was solemnly handed over to Vivian, whose eyes were empty and she hadn't fully accepted the status quo, then she patted her on the head encouragingly as someone who had been there before, and then leisurely walked towards an empty table in an open-air cafe Sit down, look like "it's nothing to do with yourself".
——I'm going to go, I was cheated!
Vivian burst into tears holding a stack of advertisements.She casually picked up the top one—a full-color advertisement leaflet with something like a questionnaire—and glanced at it casually, and immediately felt a stomach ache from embarrassment.
——"Big Hollow brand fruity yogurt, tastes like your mother..." What kind of woolen stuff is this?When did Shinra intend to invade the food world? "Big hole" and "fruity yogurt" obviously have nothing to do with half a penny!And "mother's smell"... I said, is your mother Sephiroth or Jenova?oh, sin, sin...
With Vivian's correct and correct views, it is impossible to understand the best ideas of the upper echelons of Shinra.Now she is a tiny piece of Shenluo's thousands of chess pieces. As long as she obeys the arrangement, she will not be thrown into the Biology Research Department without a place to die.Well, people still have to keep a low profile, anyway, as long as she can see her dear Sa Ye leave the factory... just a little flirting with her will be fine!
So what, by the way, is Sephiroth born now?She doesn't want to wait until half of menopause to see her natal side, it's too sad!Or is it that she is destined to be a utility NPC, as long as she points out the hero's maze, she will leave the stage and take a lunch?
Deeply shocked by his miserable thoughts, Vivian shuddered, his heart felt cold from head to toe.She shook her head vigorously, trying to forget it, and she pulled herself together and devoted herself to the formal work.As for the man in a suit who reads a book leisurely, sips blue mountains elegantly, and politely refuses to strike up conversations with all the girls with a Qingyuan aura of "don't get close to strangers" - she, she, she, she doesn't know such a sloppy guy Seniors!
Ah, but today's weather is really good, the sun is shining brightly, and the sky is as clear as jelly.Silky invisible softness floats in the slightly warm air.Vivian took a deep breath in enjoyment, and immediately burst into a perfect sweet smile, holding the advertising leaflet and shouting loudly: "Don't miss it when you pass by, there is no such store in this village! ——Shenra New Product Promotion, No matter if you have money or not, come over and have a look at Ping's personal field, hey!"
Just turned over a page of "Fifty Things Shinra Employees Must Know" spread out on the table, and jumped straight to the topic of Taxes. Vincent heard the girl yelling so vigorously, almost "poof" Take half a sip of coffee.
Sure enough, Vivian should go to the marketing department. It's too public. A truly qualified tax should complete this kind of task in a low-key, efficient and high-quality manner.Vincent, who was in charge of judging, shook his head amusedly, and decided to give her a "failure".Although Vivian had distributed several forms in such a short while, and carefully collected the completed questionnaires.
"Hey, sir, may I ask if you can spare a little time to learn more about our new products of Shinra?" With a free smile, he stopped a young man with an obscene appearance, and Vivian brought a ballpoint pen without any explanation He stuffed a copy into his hand.
The young man was stunned, but Vivian's soft girl appearance, which was extremely low in threat, was still very attractive.So he filled in his personal information as required, and waited for Vivian's detailed explanation of "Big Hollow Fruity Yogurt".
"You are the No. 13 lucky passer-by surveyed today, so I will call you Mr. No. 13." Vivian said innocently with her head tilted, and then began to introduce the product, "The big hole yogurt is this year's The new products launched by Shinra come in a variety of flavors—may I ask Mr. No. 13 what flavor do you like?"
"Well, of course it's cucumber flavor." No. 13 replied without hesitation—yes, he was deliberately making things difficult for the subdued girl for the purpose of teasing her.
"(Is there a cucumber-flavored yogurt in the world, besides, cucumbers are not fruits!)...Ahaha, this, this, you really have a personality..." Vivian pinched himself hard with a dry smile The thigh told myself to be patient, skipped this question and looked at the second and last question, "Then, what do you think the price is fair and reasonable?"
No. 13 pondered for a while, and replied with a pretended seriousness: "If you want me to say, of course it would be best if there is no charge and a subsidy!" The left hand has already put Wei Meizi's slender waist dishonestly.
——I [beep——] you bastard, you turned out to be a wretched and strange sorghum!
Vivian grabbed No. 13's wrist in embarrassment, and twisted his backhand to force him to kneel on the ground and stamped his face twice. He wanted to beat him up with a nunchuck, but he was reluctant to defile his beloved— —Hmph, father's inheritance is not used for such shameless things as beating perverts!
So Vivian kicked two more feet to vent her anger.After venting, she raised her head happily, and Vivian Jiong happily found that her violent act just now was surrounded by a group of people who didn't know the truth, and even took out her camera to "crack and crack" to capture it again and again.This time Shinra became famous, but it was only on the social pages of various newspapers.
With a mournful face, he lowered his head to avoid the eyes of everyone. Vivian, who probably created the negative news about Shinra, felt anxiously that those perverts in the Biological Research Department were already waving to him.No, she's still young and doesn't want to die yet!
——How about packing up and running?
Maybe this is the only way out for her.She has heard about the dictatorship of the high-level Shinra for a long time.
A faint shadow enveloped her body, followed by a pleasant fragrance.What came into view was the unique black leather shoes of Tux—light, breathable and easy to move—knowing who was coming, Vivian sighed dejectedly: "Oh, senior, am I very useless?"
I'm not in the mood to pay attention to why the ten dozen people just now suddenly disappeared without a trace, and No. 13, who was lying on the ground covering his face and crying, didn't know who resisted him.Vivian's gloomy gloom made Vincent uncomfortable, he was used to her exuberant sunshine.Thinking over his words, Vincent hesitated and said, "Actually, it's nothing. I've made this kind of mistake before, although it's really too... Don't worry, I'll clean up the mess for you. The key is to do it again next time, beat up Please control the force so that it will not cause skin trauma, and the teeth must not fall out. Otherwise, the company will have to pay for the medical expenses."
"So, I can barely give you 'qualified'." Vincent said mildly, and then stared in surprise at the girl who seemed to be unlovable in the last second, but now she was full of vitality again.Vivian jumped up and down in ecstasy and cheered "Long live Senior Vincent", and with a playful smile, he approached and grabbed Vincent's sleeve and said, "Since we passed the examination, let's go back and report to the director!"
——The answer I got was the remaining advertisement flyer that fell into her arms with a "snap".
"Serious and serious, don't be careless, this is work!" Knowing that this girl will never change, Vincent reminded displeasedly, "It's shameful to be undisciplined - don't stare like a dead fish, I will help you." Reaching out to take half of the paper, Vincent took Vivian to another place calmly and continued to "commit the crime".
With Vincent's assistance, the progress is fast—well, after all, many women come here with longing hearts, eh, it's not so good—evening has not yet arrived, hundreds of advertisements All the questionnaires were sent out, and all the questionnaires were filled out clearly.
Vincent carefully packed the questionnaire into the kraft paper bag from before, put it away, turned around and said to Vivian, who was rubbing his sore and tingling muscles, "Let's go back to the company."
Vivian followed Vincent, who was still in good spirits, to the direction of Shinra Building, dragging his lifeless steps. The two didn't talk much, because Vivian's throat was already burning and smoking under the balabala all day.
Not long after they walked out, a newsboy carrying a satchel full of newspapers blocked their way.The little boy timidly took out a copy and asked Vincent if he wanted to buy it.Vincent's eyes shifted from the boy's shabby clothes to his thin, disheveled face, and without saying a word, he took out a 20Gil bill and bought a newspaper.No change.
Although Shinra distributes various newspapers to various departments every day.
The little boy excitedly collected the money and thanked Vincent again and again.And Vivian took out all the pockets on her body, counted out dozens of coins, and asked the little boy to give her each of the different newspapers with a hoarse voice.
"Vivian, I didn't expect you to be nice." Watching the little boy humming and bouncing away, Vincent sincerely issued a card to Vivian.Vivian expressed mixed feelings.
"Cough, cough, cough... I just know how hard it is for a child to come out alone to make a living." Thinking of the dark and unbearable childhood life, Vivian felt a lot, "My father is an out-and-out alcoholic. I’m idle and fooling around, all the family’s source of income is relying on me to hunt and collect mushrooms in the back mountains and then sell them, and I also do all the housework. It is said that once a profiteer who bought animal furs saw that I was a child and wanted to cheat me. I didn't even look at who I was, but instead I got blackmailed~"
Realizing that Vivian's past life was more "colorful" than he could have imagined, Vincent couldn't hold back his soothing smile: "Uh, so. Vivian is really... capable." Almost anywhere in the wild In addition to ordinary animals that have World of Warcraft activities, Vivian can live up to now without any injuries and no psychological barriers at all, it must be the mother of the planet!
No, she just happily abused on the back mountain for ten years as an RPG for fighting monsters and upgrading her strength.
"Having said that, I sympathize with the children who have the same experience as me, but..." Vivian sniffled with a melancholy face, and said in a discussing tone, "However, I still feel sorry for money. Why don't seniors sell newspapers with me?" Bar?"
With a slip of his hand—it was really just a slip of his hand—the newspaper photographed Vivian's hopeful face, and Vincent couldn't help speeding up his steps to distance himself from her.As a dignified Tax elite, he wouldn't do such a shameful thing!
Don't tell him about the ad you just posted.That was the task assigned by the company, and it was a height that selling newspapers would never reach.
"Hey, senior is waiting for me." I don't understand why Vincent suddenly moved forward at a racing pace, and Vivian stumbled after him with a pile of newspapers in his arms, calling him with a dry cough.At this moment, the setting sun was half-embedded on the horizon, and the blood-colored afterglow stretched their figures very, very long.
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