[FF7] The second tucks in history

The door of the nursery, painted in soft blue, was pushed open with a "squeak", and Vivian poked half of his head in furtively, scratching at the door leaf as if vigilantly looking for the enemy's situation.Even under Baojo's "entrustment"—or "order"—it is still difficult for her to walk into this "forbidden place" openly, because she has not accepted her own destiny until now, and now she is a little bean who can be teased by herself Ding fact.

Vivian flashed into the room, then quickly closed the door as if afraid of being discovered by passers-by, and patted his chest exaggeratedly against the door panel.She turned her head and looked around, and found that this place is really big, and Baojo has spent a lot of money to make it perfect-look, look, the crib with automatic temperature adjustment and other functions is alive and well. Her salary plus bonus for ten years!Oh, I'm so sorry, how many digits are there in Hojo's passbook?

Safi was still sleeping obediently in the middle of the bed with her fingers in her mouth, her long dark eyelashes cast a rounded arc shadow on her lower eyelid, her cute and cute appearance was even more healing than Dazora.Vivian, who was full of motherhood, was so grateful that her eyes filled with tears. She took out her mobile phone and turned it to silent, then "clicked" and took a burst of shots. She picked out a few clearer pictures and wanted to show them to Lucrecia to relieve the pain of thinking about her child.

——If this is kept for more than ten years, it will be much more valuable than a 10:1 limited edition gold CD holographic photobook!What is a priceless treasure, this is called a priceless treasure!Even if the entire Shinra company is exchanged, I may not be willing to give it, at least two strawberry cakes plus a year!

Vivian solemnly held the mobile phone in his heart, and was more pleased than ever that he was born more than 20 years earlier than Sephiroth, so that he could see such a scene that should definitely be recorded in history.

She walked softly to the side cabinet—careful not to wake Safi—and picked up the bottle, which had been soaked in hot water.Under the milk powder jar was the instructions left by Baotiao, and Vivian held the slightly hot bottle under one arm and read it carefully with the other—hey, wait, is there any other mission guidance?Is this thing that is comparable to a difficult academic report really a "guide to preparing milk powder"?Mouth Hu, she doesn't have a high degree of education, which really doesn't hurt her!Baojo is deliberately making things difficult for her, absolutely!

While complaining about Baojo's stinky virtue of showing off his knowledge at every turn, Vivian complained about the manual with messy terms.Skipping Rory's three-page paper about cleaning baby bottles, she used her 5.2 eyesight to see a line of words that was within her understanding amidst the messy corrections, which is really worth celebrating——

[Pour a certain amount of warm boiled water at 40°C to 60°C into the feeding bottle, and then add an appropriate proportion of milk powder.It is better to add one level scoop per 30mL of water. 】

Vivian reckoned that he poured half of the warm water into the bottle, and added three level scoops of milk powder in strict accordance with the instructions.Close the lid and tighten it, take a deep breath, shake the baby bottle wildly with the strength and ferocious expression of holding Baojo's collar in fantasy, and almost throw the fragile glass baby bottle out because of being too forgetful. He will cover this mistake all on Baojo's head, and then take the diaper that Saffy changed and smear him in the face-cough, stop, it tastes bad.

"Paji" - Safi, who had just woken up, mischievously threw a toy ball (safe, harmless, non-polluting, green, pure and natural, designed by Hojo and produced by Shinra), and hit Vivian's vest right in the middle.If it wasn't for a little pain, she would still want to shout excitedly, "What a perfect center, Sephiroth plus ten points!"

"Hey! Safi, don't try to provoke me!" Vivian turned around unhappily, and waved the bottle at Sephiroth, who was lying on the side of the crib fence and blinking his eyes in a demonstration—his watery eyes were stuck to Vivian. The bottle in Wei An's hand moved from side to side, and his slightly opened mouth was slobbering, it was so cute—"Now you can't even stand up, you can only be obedient or get spanked by my sister!" Said triumphantly When it was over, Vivian was so happy that her tail went up to the sky.

Hey, hey, bullying a generation of outstanding bosses is just a baby, but it's still... so enjoyable!No, she must compile today's great deeds into her memoirs, and then make her famous forever so that future generations will worship her in various ways!Well, it's decided!

Sephiroth sat back on the bed, holding onto the railing with his little fleshy hands, looking through the gap.His eyes widened innocently, and he stretched out his left arm as hard as he could to grab the bottle that Vivian had left in mid-air to tease him.The appearance of bulging her cheeks and exerting strength was really endearing. Vivian gritted her teeth and held back her laughter so heartbroken that she had to cover her sore stomach with her other hand.

After losing miserably several times in a row, Sephiroth, whose self-esteem was thwarted, accumulated a thin mist of tears at a speed visible to the naked eye, and squinted his mouth as if to cry loudly.Vivian, who was just teasing him with no malice, hurriedly stuffed the pacifier into his mouth in a panic, but it seemed that the baby who was only two months old did not have the ability to hold the bottle and suck.

"God, please guide!" Picking up the toy ball on the ground and throwing it to Sephiroth to divert his attention, Vivian frantically flipped through the instructions left by Baojo, but in the chaotic ink marks, she only found this The above is seriously off topic, "Fuck your 'how to infer a baby's future career from his breastfeeding posture'... What I want is how to hold him and nurse him without hurting him! The baby's soft bones and big head are simply It's too scary, and I'm usually on tenterhooks, especially when I have to cuddle tightly for some kind of feeding activity! I don't think Sephiroth is a god-man with steel and iron bones at this time, and the planet shakes three times when he stomps his feet-damn Yes, how do you want to breastfeed!?"

She thought it would be all right if she picked it up and stuffed it in her mouth. She was so weak.No explanation.

Probably because he was hungry and unhappy, Sephiroth smashed the ball to the ground angrily—it rebounded and shattered the window glass with a perfect parabola—waving his short arms and loudly accusing Vivian of evil. OK.You can't let him cry, now you have to bite the bullet no matter what.Vivian stiffly supported Sephiroth to stand up against the railing, gently touched the pacifier to his mouth, and sucked it in.

——Very good, he started to drink, the task is initially completed, and the assessment score is A, etc.!Experience bonus... uh, hallucinations.

It doesn't seem that difficult... Vivian thought to herself happily.If her hands were not busy, she still wanted to give herself a thumbs up spiritual reward.But she was happy too early: Sephiroth, who was unable to swallow completely because of the uninterrupted feeding, coughed and sprayed milk all over her face—the milky white liquid dripped along the hair and collar. "A small puddle formed on the ground, and Vivian licked it mysteriously, as if it was too sweet.

"I'm going to go, ask for off-site support!" Most of the milk powder was dedicated to his uniform and the spotless floor, and now he is like Vivian, who exudes a sweet smell of toffee, and is in a state of rampage .A little lesson to that nasty kid who sees himself angry but smiles brightly?She was very spineless and reluctant.

"Nimma, I was wrong, am I really wrong!? I'm a bodyguard, not a nanny. How many times do I have to repeat such an obvious definition with Baozha!? I shouldn't have been in this mess at all. Water, it’s a pity that it’s too late to ask for the otaku goddess who is talked about all day long but doesn’t show any signs! I’m too ignorant, really, even if it’s wearing a raging suit, it’s so cute that people can’t help but love it Xiaodouding Boss is also a god-like existence whose combat power should not be underestimated and cannot be manipulated by others. Why did I wake up so late? Damn treasure slag just die and fall in love with the research project! Wash your face with tears? Is confinement not this kind of sitting, the milk is going to be held back, I said!!!”

After taking a breath, Vivian angrily took out his mobile phone, dialed Vincent's number, and before he could speak, he yelled thoughtlessly: "Senior, come and see me for the last time, or I will die with honor and we will die." Yin and Yang will be separated forever!" Hang up, and turn to look at little Saffy.He was so well behaved by Vivian's outburst of grief and indignation just now, he sat on the bed and looked at her with a serious expression.

"Pfft" spit out a bubble of saliva.Vivian, who was about to deliver a long speech for preaching, was so cute that his face was bloodied, and he covered his face and lay on the cabinet next to the crib, unable to move for a long time.

Vincent, as the Turks elite most favored by Director Azul, was quite quick to make a move when it was time to make a move.When he opened the door and came in, his face was full of worry, but when he saw Vivian sitting on the edge of the bed teaching Sephiroth how to play "You clap one, I clap one", he couldn't help but feel that he was taken by this girl. Deceived pure feelings.

"What do you want from me?" Vincent asked calmly, standing by the door.It took him enough strength to knock down Bahamut before he restrained himself from aiming at the cat ears that Vivian put on Sephiroth so as not to rush forward in a gaffe.

"Senior, help me! I don't know how to take care of children! How can I breastfeed Safi, TAT~" Like a drowning man seeing a tough grass stalk, Vivian grabbed Vincent's clothes and refused to let go, wrinkling his facial features pitifully ask for help.The upright Vincent would never admit it. He looked at Vivian's chest strangely when he heard the words "feed Saffy".

"Is it such a small thing..." Vincent smiled and shook his head, stepped forward, and hugged Sephiroth very skillfully and gently, wrapping his arms around him so that his head was slightly higher than his body.Vivian hurriedly reconstituted the milk powder, put a few drops on the inside of her wrist to test the temperature, and offered it with both hands.She watched in horror as Vincent tilted the bottle with a gentle expression, turned and adjusted it from time to time, and looked more and more like a young single father—Senior Vincent, didn't he secretly study for his future marriage and parenting life?

Vivian's sudden inability to speak.

Putting Sephiroth, who was full and sleepy, back into the crib, Vincent heaved a sigh and turned sideways to Vivian and said, "Here, isn't it very simple? Now put him to sleep." Vivian He nodded in response, touched his chin symbolically for a while, snapped his fingers, and said happily: "My head is full of stories that are not suitable for children, so let me present a song, and I won't keep it. Safi will fall asleep in 3 minutes!"

With her hands folded in front of her body, she cleared her throat and began to hum: "Allah, wipe, beep, beep, beep..."

"Wait, wait, what are you singing!?" Vincent, who couldn't calm down, twitched the corners of his mouth when he was pierced by the devil's voice, and stopped it.Vivian put his hands on his hips, rolled his eyes and pursed his lips, and squeezed out an answer through his teeth: "Hmph, this is why you are ignorant, senior. I am singing a folk song from Wutai: every big festival they sing The most youthful and lovely girls will wear Chinese costumes and put on double ponytails to perform in front of everyone. Because they habitually shake two green onions while singing and dancing, this song has a name called "Song of Shaking Green Onions" over time. "La~"

"...Really?" He has read many books about Wutai's customs, how could he not remember this?

"Of course it's fake." Vivian "tsk tsk" a few times, raised her face, and looked at Vincent regretfully, "Senior, so you are so easy to deceive." She stood on tiptoe and held Vincent's cheek dark hair, rubbed.

Angry, he knocked off the girl's hand without hesitation, squeezed her face and pulled: "It's fine, do you start to disrespect seniors when your wings are hard? Vivian Domino, wait until you get back to the company to see how I can ask the director to clean up." You!" He lowered his head and approached Vivian, his garnet red eyes were filled with mischievous gleams, and his moist and hot breath brushed against her lips, making her blood pulse uncontrollably, and she lowered her head shyly.

——It’s too close, and there will be accidents if you go down, but, you can’t spoil Safi.

So he shifted his eyes from side to side with a guilty conscience, and changed the subject without any trace: "Safie is asleep—I'll go and hug him!" Wrapped in a thin duck down blanket, Sephiroth was hugged into his arms, shaking him slightly, and said Humming out of tune lullabies.Sephiroth in sleep looked more well-behaved, even the corners of his mouth were always raised.The more Vivian watched it, the more she liked it, thinking that the only good thing Hojo had done in his life was...well, creating such beauties who are so beautiful.

——Alas, Safi, if I hadn’t already had Uncle Wen, I would have considered that kind of bad cultivation~ It’s not impossible to kill Baotiao and take you far away... Bastard, what am I thinking, Be dedicated to seniors!

Vivian stood still suddenly, cursed silently with a blushing face, handed Safi carefully to Vincent who had stretched out his arms for a long time, and took the opportunity to hold his arm.Wanting to kiss Saffy secretly but fearing that she would bite his tender cheek like a wolf, Vivian pulled away in embarrassment, and leaned her head on Vincent's body—now I imagined that this is the so-called Happy family life should not be exaggerated, right?

It's a pity that Vivian forgot that there was a demolisher beside them who was elusive and haunted, and who was the most unaccustomed to the harmonious and beautiful scene (...)——Haojo, who had been in the air for a long time, turned on the fluorescent lamp with a snap, and under the white light, he But his face was terribly black, like a moldy rice cake: "Valentin, why are you here?"

Hojo walked up to Vincent with the recording board in his arms, squinted his eyes at the sleeping Sephiroth, and said, "Since Sephiroth is asleep, you can go." Vincent put Safie into the baby. In the bed, tucked in the quilt, and left consciously.But Vivian still stood there and didn't move—after all, Baojo entrusted her to take care of Saffy—who knows that Baojo looked at her coldly, and said impatiently: "Miss Guard, what I'm talking about is' you'."

Rushing out of the baby room with her head in her arms, narrowly dodging the feeding bottle thrown by Hojo, Vivian, who was no different from being thrown out, stood far away in frustration, drawing circles on the wall cursing Hojo to "soon" Mediterranean".

— Flip the table!Asshole author, what kind of "Sephiroth's cultivation in a day" is this?It will die in less than three hours! ! !

Cough, to be honest, I'm just too lazy to finish writing the day's itinerary.Spread your hands.

The author has something to say: (Thanks to the adults who collected this Honkai work)

1. Oh Yeah!Class is finally over!Maybe the high-frequency update speed can be restored next time? 【Expect

2. This chapter is indeed an incomplete version—in fact, I don’t have a complete version here, because I don’t know how to raise a baby. If there is only feeding, coaxing, sleeping, and playing with it, it’s a bit boring. It won’t be too long, and there may be mistakes. Please also correct the adults who found it!The issue of animal costumes in this article comes from Mr. Ning Jun’s good idea!Come, let's worship her together! 【Bow~

PS: Safi, Safi, you must have been very, very cute when you were a child, but please forgive me, I really can’t describe the feeling of being so cute that people want to laugh and can’t help spraying water on the table, so, so-so, That's it... [Bow