[FF7] The second tucks in history

The author has something to say: (Thanks to the adults who collected this Honkai work)

oh! ! !The exam is over, the exam is over! ! !I must go, so that I can have another half a month of summer vacation hohoho~ Please adults bless me, thank you! 【sprinkling flowers】

[This is Vivian Domino's work summary at the end of the month——]

[Incomparably wise and beloved directors, I have been in Taxes for nearly a month without knowing it. Since I became an official Taxes not long ago, my life has finally entered the right track—— I was forced to change the lazy and lazy personality I developed since I was a child, because I have to carry out trainings of all sizes every day, and I am often tired and coughing; Assassination" and "kidnapping" are words that should be whispered secretly under the covers, and they are as common as eating, drinking, and soaking girls in the mouths of seniors.Well, in fact, I should have done a good job of psychological construction earlier, so you two don't need to drag me into the small black room for earnest preaching. 】

[Raise your hand weakly, but I really want to know one thing, why does Tux still learn to cook? ——Helicopter simulation training, field battles, intelligence collection, kidnapping, extortion, intimidation, destruction of corpses, and witnesses. woman), planning for the future married life of the new generation of pillars of the planet?Oh, hold your heart, it's so great! 】

[Also, the salary is a good thing. I hope the two directors will not deduct my money because I was too forgetful in training the day before yesterday and accidentally demolished the 2nd training room. I believe you are very generous and good people worthy of admiration!However, sorry, when will the daily supplies be distributed next time?Tax's uniform is a set of old-fashioned work clothes and a set of amateur casual clothes, which are often broken by explosions, knives, etc., and it is too easy to scrap!Although the clothes are warm in winter and cool in summer and keep up with the trend - I think that the plain dark suit + white shirt + monochrome tie are complete without explanation - enough to save a lot of money to buy warm shirts and cool clothes - no wonder everyone The seniors are all free to spend money to play - but, my first salary is just the most beautiful cloud in the sky, if the uniform continues to be consumed at such a high rate, one day I will rush out and ruin the company's image . 】

【Ah, and...】

The document was maximized on the wide computer screen, and a dozen lines of densely packed words were typed.The cursor was flickering after an "and", Vivian was holding his head, his facial features tangled into embarrassing characters, nestled in the armchair, thinking about the general direction of the end-of-month report in distress - it should be serious and dignified like an old noble woman in the middle ages (?) The summary, she abruptly broke it into an incomprehensible complaint and turned it into a journal of self-entertainment and self-entertainment diary!

Cough, it’s still the second person, more cordial, more natural, and better able to express rich and complex complaints.

——Flip the table, be serious, bastard author, are you doing extracurricular reading and going crazy or something! ?

No one said that Tux wanted to write this kind of whining and crooked stuff... Vivian raised her head sadly, looking at the rouge-colored sunset sky outside the window, feeling that her life is also like the sky tending to the night, Sliding step by step into the darkness.Ah, Shinra's life is really lonely, snowy, poignant and poetic, which makes people have to think of defecting. Genesis (queen) and Angel (uncle) after N years, wait for her to join you!

"What are you doing, Vivian?" A low, pleasant male voice suddenly sounded behind him, and Vincent, who seemed to appear out of thin air, leaned over to watch Vivian's computer screen with great interest.The girl who was still drowsy and lamenting a second ago jumped up with extraordinary agility at this moment, flusteredly waving her arms around the monitor, trying to block Vincent's sight with her whole body, and fiercely protested: "No You can see it or not! This is personal privacy, senior!"

Stupid girl, don't you know how to turn it off?Vincent chuckled playfully, and he understood the general idea with just a glance of his sharp eyes.He leisurely walked to his seat and sat down, picked up a newspaper casually and looked through it: "Work summary? It turns out that Vivian, you are still a primary school student who dragged all his homework to the deadline."

——I’m going to mess around! Is there an elementary school in this wretched place! ?

"What, what, the reason why the summary is called the summary is not to write the day before the new start!" Vivian was still defending childishly, and turned to Wen Sen who was calmly reading the newspaper with his hands on the table Te rolled his eyes, "Well, speaking of this, I haven't seen seniors write it. If the director blames me, I won't speak for you. Hehehehe..." I made up my mind that Vincent's salary was deducted Returning to his original form, he stood bitterly at the door of the Tax department with a wooden sign saying "I want to be a good boy", consciously completely ruining Uncle Wen's image, Vivienne let out a smirk.

There seemed to be an unknown cold air blowing in, Vincent shivered, and uncomfortably tightened his coat: "That kind of thing, it was already done." Vincent quickly typed a few times on the keyboard and then held the mouse Click, and soon after, a box popped up on Vivian's computer saying that a compressed package was sent from the company's intranet.After she decompressed it and opened it, Jiongjiong was amazed to find that there were various "monthly work summary report templates", "emergency resolution report templates" and others.

"Copy and paste to save the world." Vincent leaned on the table with his chin in his hand, smiled at Vivian who was crying in the wind, and declared solemnly.

--what the hell!Uncle Wen, what about your image and your aura?How can you say the words of this white-collar class who have been squeezed into scum? How can you make the president feel so embarrassing?

"Oh, I got off topic." Tapping his forehead suddenly, Vincent blinked apologetically, took out a magnetic card from his suit pocket, and put it in front of Vivian, who was still in a mess, "Your salary card, The director asked me to give it to you."

As soon as he heard that the salary had already been paid, Vivian adjusted the speed of light switch mode to "Short Oil Gil is the most loving of the gods." Holding the magnetic card and kissing again and again, he stepped on the desk with pride and raised his right index finger to point to the sky. Shouting "Explode my little universe" - so, the banknotes in Vivian are all the conditions for bursting Seed, and it is not worth mentioning that the anger value of the horse is higher than the dead energy.

The background was a blazing fire. Vivian forcibly dragged Vincent to the ATM machine in the lobby on the ground floor of Shinra, inserted/inserted the magnetic card to check the deposit balance, and then faced the string of 0s in front of him, clasped his hands together Looking up at the ceiling in a devout manner, she muttered silently, almost like a saint, with her big eyes shining with tears, she knelt down in public and prayed to the planet, to Mother J, and to Elder Sister Alice, "Oh Goddess, this is really my life. The happiest moment, please don't let the time go by so fast, I am willing to use everything to protect..."

Ah, don't be kidding, she is not in this style, if you can, please call her Xiao Bailei.

"Vivian, is the amount wrong?" There seemed to be something wrong with the girl with her back turned to him. Vincent took two steps forward, and he heard Vivian's ecstatic voice faintly change: "No, no, no. No, I just can't imagine that there will be such a beautiful moment in my life-I am extremely grateful for the generosity of the company and the kindness of the director. If this momentum continues, even if I don't raise my salary, I will jump into the joint venture within ten years. Wealthy society~"

After Vivian finished speaking in one breath, he suddenly remembered something, changed his face and turned around to withdraw the money in pain, and muttered dissatisfiedly while pressing the number keys: "Ah, ah, why is it that I, a working class, is paying for basic necessities? At the same time, I have to support a drunkard father, is this some kind of taboo third-rate girl married to her father?" After finishing her thoughts, Vivian turned around, and Vincent, who was standing by, was shocked by tears of blood and tears.

"You... don't you need to go to the infirmary?" Vincent kindly reminded her with a slight movement of his hands attached to the fold line of his suit trousers, as if he wanted to wipe off the unknown liquid on her face with his cuffs. .

"Thank you for caring about seniors! As a new generation of Turks, she has the right to release the boundless passion of fiery youth!" Vivian replied loudly. The interaction between Kex's seniors and newcomers has lost much interest in inquiry.Only Wilson, who came out of nowhere, had an ambiguous smile on his face, his eyes dangling from Vincent and Vivian: "Hey, Vivian and Vincent have a very good relationship."

——Did you just learn Shunpo(?) from Wutai? !Also, don't be so flustered with a normal expression, uncle, how did you see that Senior Vincent and I have a good relationship!

Unable to bear such idealism, Vivian habitually complained.

He was hit heavily on the shoulder, and the huge momentum caused Vivian to trot forward two steps. Fortunately, Vincent grabbed his arm and pulled him to his side in time.Vincent kept Vivian behind him somewhat protectively.A certain burly Tux A didn't care too much, he laughed boldly and waved his hand, and said, "Vivian, it's really LifeStream's back wave pushing the front wave, since you joined us, this month's work for Tux The efficiency is twice that of other departments~ ahahahaha..."

——Obviously, I was just doing a disservice all the time and Senior Vincent cleaned up... Is it really okay to say that?

Vivian bit her fingers and struggled, not knowing whether she should confess honestly.But before she had this opportunity, Wilson, who is a monster in his heart who is afraid of chaos in the world, suggested with a smile: "In this case, let's go out and have a good meal to celebrate." As soon as the voice came out, he pushed Pushing Vincent out together with Vivian who tugged at his sleeve.

That evening in Midgar, there was a very spectacular scene - a thin girl was sandwiched among dozens of men in suits, stepping on tidy and terrifying steps, heading for a small barbecue restaurant at the end of an alley.The shop owner, who was originally leaning against the door and looking at the sky contentedly, saw such diners who were not easy to mess with at first glance, he hurriedly went to the battle in person, respectfully invited them into the only box, and handed over all the menus in the shop to them.

Vivian grabbed one and looked it over several times. The weak "I want some bunches of corn" was annihilated in the loud voices of several men.They ignored Vivian's gesture of raising their hands, and after ordering the meat, they said "concerned" to Vivian, whose face was wrinkled into a soup bag, "Vivian, you are too If you lose weight, you need to consume more animal protein. You see how considerate we are.”

— Mouth!If you want to eat, just say it, don't pretend to care about me!

Annoyed, she wanted to punch someone with her fist, but gritted her teeth and slammed it on the table, Vivian wiped her bangs on her forehead and said forcefully, "Anyway, I want to drink pomegranate juice!" "Oh, how can this work? Wilson of LevelMax put a smile on Vivian's shoulder with an unpredictable smile, and the invisible pressure instantly extinguished half of her arrogance. She bit her lower lip and bowed her head obediently, "Everyone has to drink to celebrate today— —Come, boss, serve us twenty bottles of schnapps!"

"Huh? Hey, hey, deputy director, it's illegal for me to drink alcohol before I'm an adult! Well, it's illegal!" Hearing that she was doomed, Vivian collapsed on the chair with a pale face and turned to Wilson. Stressed that she was determined not to drink or they would be thrown in prison for diplomacy.The all-powerful Wilson didn't care about these things. He left Vivian and went to talk to the shopkeeper about the bill. Vivian turned to Vincent who was quietly drinking water beside him with a sad face:

"Senior, please help me, can you stop drinking?" ——When I was still in my hometown, I was immersed in the soaring alcohol smell every day, and occasionally I had to watch my drunk father go crazy with alcohol. The painful memory made Vivian feel a little bit about alcohol. Small repulsion.

Sitting upright, stroking the black hair hanging down his cheeks, he said earnestly: "You must start practicing drinking now, otherwise what will you do if you are called to accompany the table in the future?" Vincent had a pomegranate-colored expression of "I'm from here and I understand". But there was something in his eyes—an illusion? ——Gloated at the twilight of the good show, Vivian, who was busy thinking about the truth of his words, ignored it carelessly.

——Uncle Wen, you are inside/outside/inside/outside.Does Shinra also have so-called unspoken rules?Oh dad, it’s scary here, take me home QAQ~

Not long after, the wine came up bottle after bottle. Under the instruction of Vincent's eyes, Vivian picked up a bottle bravely, opened the lid and stood up to pay tribute to all the turks sitting around the table: "This Thank you seniors for your careful teaching in the past month, and please give me more advice in the future." After she finished speaking, she raised her neck and felt stuffy, coughing so hot that she kept coughing, her fair skin turned bright red at a visible speed, and her dark blue eyes also turned red. Dyeing the light of Lingling water.

Other than a faster heartbeat and higher body temperature, it seems to be... nothing.Shaking his hair nonchalantly, Vivian picked up a bottle of wine without any hesitation, pointed at the lamp above his head proudly and shouted, "Hmph, miss me Vivian? Domino dared to single out Bahamut! Lie, are you still afraid of such a trivial matter?" Then he fucked again amidst the strange screams and whistles of a group of wretched men, and turned the bottle with his hand downward to signal them that he had drunk every drop.

She shook her head and hummed "REDEMPTION", expressing that she was in a good and comfortable mood.

As soon as she sat down, before she could catch her breath and eat with chopsticks, the senior Tuckers seemed to have planned it a long time ago. They toasted her to the point where she was drunk, and finally her brain IQ dropped to 0 due to alcohol, and Wilson Mistaking him for the domineering old man in his hometown, holding his arm tightly, crying with snot and tears about the difficulty of going out alone for a beautiful underage girl.

Glacis from the otaku family also joined in the fun, with soju in his left hand and dark beer in his right.Surprised that the development of the situation exceeded his expectations, Vincent, who didn't like wine glass culture, just sat quietly and ate, couldn't stand it—yes, he finished all the barbecue—and his figure flickered.The eyes of the bystanders froze, and they stared dumbfounded at Vincent holding two glasses of wine and smiling beautifully at Glacis who hadn't reacted yet.

Damn it is to hide strength, how can you hide so much!You kid used to be a pickle special soldier, right? ? ← This was the thought that crossed everyone's mind except Vivian.

"Vivian is still a child, I'll drink it for her." Without a trace of his tone, Vincent quickly finished two glasses without blinking his eyelashes.

Freeze for three seconds.Vivian suddenly cried and complained non-stop.

"Oh! A pure man, a real man, domineering and responsible—I can't tell, Vincent!" It was rare to see Vincent's iron-blooded image, and the other Turks looked at him with great interest, even Wilson He also cast a prying gaze here.A certain burly Tax A yelled at the top of his voice, and almost pushed Vincent into the soup pot in front of him with a powerful palm: "Hey, boss, bring me some more boxes of wine, stronger!"

"...Your Majesty, do you have 75% medical alcohol?"

"Oh? It couldn't be better! Bring it up together!"

"...(non-human, non-human...)" ← This is the shopkeeper who is speechless and wants to thank the planet with death.

After finishing the last bottle of alcoholic drink in the store, basically all the Taxes fell to the ground, except for Vincent Yu who was still awake, only dazed.Shaking his swollen head, he blinked his moist pomegranate eyes, squatted down/found Vivian, who was sleeping soundly, among a group of snoring colleagues, and patted her arm to wake her up.

Unsuccessful.

Vincent, who was drunk, didn't bother to think about the gentleman's style. He became more playful, and stretched out his hands to pinch Vivian's fleshy cheeks and pulled viciously to both sides.Vivian screamed in pain, opened her tearful eyes, and was surprised to find that Vincent's face was as red as his eyes, and was extremely charming.

"They're all drunk, so let's go back first," Vincent explained.Helplessly, Vivian still looked confused and dazed. He impatiently led her out with half his back and half his shoulders. The shopkeeper who was busy pressing the calculator had no time to care about them—anyway, it was enough for someone to pay the bill.

As soon as he stepped out of the store, the cool night breeze swept across his face. Vivian recovered slightly from the excitement of alcohol, wrapped his arms around Vincent's neck to fix himself, leaned into his ear and asked, "Well, senior, Are we leaving them alone?"

Vincent sensitively staggered: "Of course. These boring guys, just wait for the salary to be overdrawn and bear the anger of the director." The plain answer somehow makes people feel very treacherous.

"Oh hehehe... I didn't expect you to be such a ghost, senior. After you train well, you may be able to surpass Sephiroth and become a new generation of Boss... Oh, FF7 was tampered with at that time~" Vivian lay down comfortably Said boringly.

"What?" Vincent didn't understand her drunken mantra.

"...Senior, can you be hugged by a princess? Being hugged by a beautiful male princess is the dream of every young girl!!!"

"..." ← This is Vincent who was overwhelmed and speechless.

"Hee hee, I lied to you, senior. Let's go back like this~ Ouch, wait a minute, I really want to vomit..." The girl suddenly grabbed her tie, her voice revealing discomfort.Vincent hurriedly threw her to the ground and jumped away: "Hey, don't spit on me, I bought this expensive dress myself!"

"Stingy." Vivian rolled her eyes in disdain.

"Who are you talking about! This is slander, it's slander!" A young man who was more passionate than usual under the influence of alcohol shouted angrily.

The culprit set up a pergola to look far away: ah, I didn’t say anything~

This farce ended with Tax, other than Vincent and Vivian, being deducted the year-end bonus by Director Azul for being late for work collectively, and Vivian's monthly work summary was sent back for rewriting.Vivian was forced to succumb to "copy and paste to save the world".