[Comprehensive] The correct way to use the semi-cold and semi-flammable personality
Chapter 15 The Cat Tongue
If there is no beef sent by Nanase, today's lunch at Saitama's family should be cabbage tofu hot pot.In fact, this can be regarded as a pretty good dish, but the addition of some mellow and delicious beef taste obviously adds a lot to the whole dish, and the fresh mushrooms add a refreshing taste.Nanase ate to her heart's content, and almost became like those food bloggers who praised every bite.
"Where did you buy this mushroom? It's so fresh! It's juicy and clear. This may be the best mushroom I've ever eaten!"
As Nanase said, she threw a large handful of mushrooms into the pot, poked them with chopsticks, and let the mushrooms sink into the bottom of the soup so that they could be cooked faster.
"Actually, I didn't buy it." Saitama shook his head. "When I went shopping in the morning, I happened to meet a mushroom monster who was attacking the old ladies waiting at the bus stop. I subdued him. I guess he was not careful. Mutated, all kinds of mushrooms grew all over his body, I tasted it and found it was not poisonous, so I brought back all the mushrooms on his body. The mushrooms in the vegetable market are very expensive recently!"
Saitama pointed to the large plastic bag in the corner, which contained clumps of mushrooms—or rather, the remains of weirdos.In fact, Nanase noticed this bag before, and was a little surprised at Saitama's special hobby for mushrooms, but never thought that it was actually his trophy.
Thanks to the mushroom monster who showed up in time, Saitama saved a lot of money.
At this time, Hong Jiaodong had just put a small chopstick mushroom into his mouth, and it happened that Saitama's narration also came to an end.His great deeds were never written, and they all fell into Hong Jiaodong's ears.All movements of Hong Jiaodong's body were stiff, as if his time had been paused.He was a little at a loss, he didn't know whether it was better to spit out the mushroom in his mouth or swallow it.
And the mushrooms in the bowl, what should I do...
Hong Jiaodong thought for a long time, and chose to swallow the mushroom silently.As for when to eat those in the bowl, he feels that he needs to pick another time to make a decision.
Nanase is troubled by the same problem.The delicacy boiling in the pot is a part of the weirdo. It’s impossible to say that you don’t feel uncomfortable. No matter how big your heart is, you will always feel a little uncomfortable. Although weirdos are generally just mutations due to various reasons The product is not human at all.
There was such a huge gap between reality and imagination that she couldn't help feeling sad, and even had some moral doubts, feeling deeply that she had done something terrible that violated basic human morality.But all the discomfort and discomfort disappeared after she took a bite of the mushroom, and flew to nowhere.
Because it's really delicious...
With little guilt left, Nanase emptied all the mushrooms in the pot, and felt sincere gratitude to Mr. Weird every time he took a bite.
"Do you want to take some mushrooms back? Genos and I can't finish it." Saitama said enthusiastically.
Nanase nodded vigorously, and the last bit of guilt disappeared: "Yes!"
Without making a sound, he quietly put the mushrooms in the bowl aside.He still feels a little uncomfortable about the origin of this mushroom, and he doesn't like mushrooms very much.
His actions happened to be seen by Nanase, but she didn't notice the quiet disappearance of the mushrooms in the bowl, because Nanase's focus was all on the dishes piled up in his bowl, which had lost the heat and seemed to be It's cold.
Nanase suddenly remembered that from the very beginning, Hong Jiao Dong showed a different way of eating hot pot—picking out a lot of dishes in one go, putting them in the bowl for a while, and eating them with chopsticks when it got a little colder.
Eating hot pot like this is soulless!
The so-called hot pot, eat is that kind of hot energy.The hot ingredients just picked up from the pot, before the heat dissipated, put them into the mouth after two puffs, and let the overactive heat roll on the tongue, this is the true meaning of hot pot.
Probably feeling Nanase's fiery gaze, Hong Jiaodong raised his head and glanced at Nanase's expression.
"What's the matter, Gray Feather-senpai?"
Nanase put down her chopsticks, rested her chin in one hand, and asked in a low voice, "Boom, are you a cat's tongue?"
"Cat's tongue?" Hong Jiaodong narrowed his eyes, he was not clear about this concept.
"It means you are afraid of being hot." Nanase lowered her hands, "I guess you are afraid of eating hot things."
"Well, kind of."
He really doesn't like things that are too hot.But it is undeniable that Saitama's hot pot is really good.
After the meal and clearing up the things on the table, Saitama was finally free and could get down to business.Nanase took out her notebook—and then she realized that it was the same notebook that Genos used as his "Saitama Observation Diary".
But it doesn't matter.
The first question to cut into was the old and slightly offensive question.
"Do you really have no personality?"
Nanase couldn't remember how many times she asked this sentence.Originally, she thought that if she asked more times, her embarrassment and shame could be slightly reduced, but unexpectedly, it became more and more serious as the number of times increased.She swore to herself that this would be the last time she asked Saitama about having a personality.
Saitama nodded, but he didn't feel embarrassed: "In the two personality tests, I was not detected to have a personality. I tested it again after I became an adult, and the result was the same. I really have no personality. It's not like exchanging hair for strength... "
Saitama glared at Genos, and said the last few words fiercely.Genos apologized again.
"Growing up, were you ever... bullied for having no personality?"
"No. I'm in a general science school. Among the students around me, there are not many students with extraordinary personalities who aspire to be heroes, and there are also a few people without personalities in the school, so I haven't encountered such things as bullying." Saitama replied.
"That's pretty good, I'm very lucky. Some guys with personalities are quite self-righteous, probably because they think they are very powerful, and they always look arrogant." Nanase wrote down what Saitama said just now, and said casually.
Hearing her complaints, he was stunned and couldn't help but look at her, but he never saw any other emotions on her face, it was the same as usual.He looks away.I don't know if he was thinking too much, but he always felt that what Nanase said just now was very true, it was not like hearing it, nor like pure conjecture.He couldn't help thinking that the reason why Nanase was able to say this might be because she, who had no personality in name, had been bullied.
He suddenly felt bitter.If my guess is true, that would be too bad.Bullying, this kind of thing happens to no one.He wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything. He curled up beside the tatami and listened quietly to her continuing.
"By the way, how did you become so powerful? I investigated your deeds and found out that you were quite powerful."
"By exercising without turning on the air conditioner." Saitama replied briefly.
"Doing [-] push-ups, [-] squats, [-] sit-ups, and [-]-meter long-distance running every day, the teacher persisted for three years, and he lost his hair in one and a half years." Saitama answered the rest.
Saitama's exercise method, he can be said to understand better than anyone else, after all, this is the focus of his research, not one of them.
"That's it..."
Nanase, who doesn't exercise often, doesn't have a clear concept of such intensity, and can't think of one, two, three in her imagination.She moved closer to Hong Jiaodong's side.Thinking of Hong Jiaodong's muscles, she felt that Hong Jiaodong should understand something.
"Boom, is Saitama's exercise mode quite hard?"
Hong Jiaodong didn't deny it, and murmured: "My daily exercise intensity is similar to this, but it may be a little weaker, and occasionally it may be a little stronger."
But why didn't he become as powerful as Saitama, possessing the ability to kill a weirdo with one punch?Hong Jiaodong is troubled by this problem.
Could it be because he turned on the air conditioner when he was exercising?Or is it because he hasn't yet reached the pinnacle of losing his hair?
Hong Jiaodong touched the broken hair on his forehead and fell into deep thought.
Nanase didn't know what Hong Jiaodong was worrying about, and he didn't respond after calling him a few times, so he had to move on to the next topic—this topic was about combat uniforms.
When it comes to combat uniforms, Saitama suddenly becomes talkative.He narrated to them the origin of this combat uniform in detail, how he helped the owner of the tailor shop to prevent the shop from being robbed by the gangsters who lend us money, and how the tailor shop owner was moved to make this combat uniform for him .
This story is indeed touching, but it fell into the ears of Nanase, and there is only one important point, that is, this is just an ordinary dress sewn by an ordinary tailor. It is just a slightly heroic design, nothing special It cannot be compared with those heroes' combat uniforms.
No wonder Hong Jiaodong didn't find anything special about the battle suit.
These few key questions seemed to be the only ones, and Nanase asked some small questions about Saitama, trying to understand him more comprehensively.
The rest of the questions were quickly finished, and Nanase and Hong Jiaodong left without staying, because the few trams leading to the no-man's land would be out of service in the afternoon.Apart from the tram, there is almost no other way of transportation back to the city.
Before leaving, Saitama specially gave Nanase and Hong Jiaodong a big bag of mushrooms each.Nanase pretended to be embarrassed and refused, but finally accepted it with a shy face, after all, she couldn't refuse the delicious mushroom.Hong Jiaodong remained silent, staring at the off-white mushrooms in the bag, always feeling that the mushrooms would reorganize and turn back into that weird person in the next second.
Sure enough, he still had a grudge.
He wanted to return the bag of mushrooms to Saitama, but as soon as he looked up, Saitama had already closed the door.It turned out that during the period of his contemplation, Nanase had finished greeting Saitama.Hong Jiaodong accidentally lost the best time to return the mushrooms.
Standing in front of the door, Hong Jiao Dong held mushrooms in his arms, his emotions were extremely complicated, entangled in a mess, and he couldn't tell what kind of emotions he was feeling.
"Boom, what are you still standing there for? Did you drop something?" Nanase waved to him, "Let's go!"
"it is good."
Hong Jiaodong trotted a few steps, followed Nanase, and walked down the stairs together, looking relaxed, no longer worried about the problem of mushrooms.Because he remembered just now that Andwar seemed to like mushrooms quite a bit.
The author has something to say:
Nanase: Really fragrant
There should be another one tonight
"Where did you buy this mushroom? It's so fresh! It's juicy and clear. This may be the best mushroom I've ever eaten!"
As Nanase said, she threw a large handful of mushrooms into the pot, poked them with chopsticks, and let the mushrooms sink into the bottom of the soup so that they could be cooked faster.
"Actually, I didn't buy it." Saitama shook his head. "When I went shopping in the morning, I happened to meet a mushroom monster who was attacking the old ladies waiting at the bus stop. I subdued him. I guess he was not careful. Mutated, all kinds of mushrooms grew all over his body, I tasted it and found it was not poisonous, so I brought back all the mushrooms on his body. The mushrooms in the vegetable market are very expensive recently!"
Saitama pointed to the large plastic bag in the corner, which contained clumps of mushrooms—or rather, the remains of weirdos.In fact, Nanase noticed this bag before, and was a little surprised at Saitama's special hobby for mushrooms, but never thought that it was actually his trophy.
Thanks to the mushroom monster who showed up in time, Saitama saved a lot of money.
At this time, Hong Jiaodong had just put a small chopstick mushroom into his mouth, and it happened that Saitama's narration also came to an end.His great deeds were never written, and they all fell into Hong Jiaodong's ears.All movements of Hong Jiaodong's body were stiff, as if his time had been paused.He was a little at a loss, he didn't know whether it was better to spit out the mushroom in his mouth or swallow it.
And the mushrooms in the bowl, what should I do...
Hong Jiaodong thought for a long time, and chose to swallow the mushroom silently.As for when to eat those in the bowl, he feels that he needs to pick another time to make a decision.
Nanase is troubled by the same problem.The delicacy boiling in the pot is a part of the weirdo. It’s impossible to say that you don’t feel uncomfortable. No matter how big your heart is, you will always feel a little uncomfortable. Although weirdos are generally just mutations due to various reasons The product is not human at all.
There was such a huge gap between reality and imagination that she couldn't help feeling sad, and even had some moral doubts, feeling deeply that she had done something terrible that violated basic human morality.But all the discomfort and discomfort disappeared after she took a bite of the mushroom, and flew to nowhere.
Because it's really delicious...
With little guilt left, Nanase emptied all the mushrooms in the pot, and felt sincere gratitude to Mr. Weird every time he took a bite.
"Do you want to take some mushrooms back? Genos and I can't finish it." Saitama said enthusiastically.
Nanase nodded vigorously, and the last bit of guilt disappeared: "Yes!"
Without making a sound, he quietly put the mushrooms in the bowl aside.He still feels a little uncomfortable about the origin of this mushroom, and he doesn't like mushrooms very much.
His actions happened to be seen by Nanase, but she didn't notice the quiet disappearance of the mushrooms in the bowl, because Nanase's focus was all on the dishes piled up in his bowl, which had lost the heat and seemed to be It's cold.
Nanase suddenly remembered that from the very beginning, Hong Jiao Dong showed a different way of eating hot pot—picking out a lot of dishes in one go, putting them in the bowl for a while, and eating them with chopsticks when it got a little colder.
Eating hot pot like this is soulless!
The so-called hot pot, eat is that kind of hot energy.The hot ingredients just picked up from the pot, before the heat dissipated, put them into the mouth after two puffs, and let the overactive heat roll on the tongue, this is the true meaning of hot pot.
Probably feeling Nanase's fiery gaze, Hong Jiaodong raised his head and glanced at Nanase's expression.
"What's the matter, Gray Feather-senpai?"
Nanase put down her chopsticks, rested her chin in one hand, and asked in a low voice, "Boom, are you a cat's tongue?"
"Cat's tongue?" Hong Jiaodong narrowed his eyes, he was not clear about this concept.
"It means you are afraid of being hot." Nanase lowered her hands, "I guess you are afraid of eating hot things."
"Well, kind of."
He really doesn't like things that are too hot.But it is undeniable that Saitama's hot pot is really good.
After the meal and clearing up the things on the table, Saitama was finally free and could get down to business.Nanase took out her notebook—and then she realized that it was the same notebook that Genos used as his "Saitama Observation Diary".
But it doesn't matter.
The first question to cut into was the old and slightly offensive question.
"Do you really have no personality?"
Nanase couldn't remember how many times she asked this sentence.Originally, she thought that if she asked more times, her embarrassment and shame could be slightly reduced, but unexpectedly, it became more and more serious as the number of times increased.She swore to herself that this would be the last time she asked Saitama about having a personality.
Saitama nodded, but he didn't feel embarrassed: "In the two personality tests, I was not detected to have a personality. I tested it again after I became an adult, and the result was the same. I really have no personality. It's not like exchanging hair for strength... "
Saitama glared at Genos, and said the last few words fiercely.Genos apologized again.
"Growing up, were you ever... bullied for having no personality?"
"No. I'm in a general science school. Among the students around me, there are not many students with extraordinary personalities who aspire to be heroes, and there are also a few people without personalities in the school, so I haven't encountered such things as bullying." Saitama replied.
"That's pretty good, I'm very lucky. Some guys with personalities are quite self-righteous, probably because they think they are very powerful, and they always look arrogant." Nanase wrote down what Saitama said just now, and said casually.
Hearing her complaints, he was stunned and couldn't help but look at her, but he never saw any other emotions on her face, it was the same as usual.He looks away.I don't know if he was thinking too much, but he always felt that what Nanase said just now was very true, it was not like hearing it, nor like pure conjecture.He couldn't help thinking that the reason why Nanase was able to say this might be because she, who had no personality in name, had been bullied.
He suddenly felt bitter.If my guess is true, that would be too bad.Bullying, this kind of thing happens to no one.He wanted to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything. He curled up beside the tatami and listened quietly to her continuing.
"By the way, how did you become so powerful? I investigated your deeds and found out that you were quite powerful."
"By exercising without turning on the air conditioner." Saitama replied briefly.
"Doing [-] push-ups, [-] squats, [-] sit-ups, and [-]-meter long-distance running every day, the teacher persisted for three years, and he lost his hair in one and a half years." Saitama answered the rest.
Saitama's exercise method, he can be said to understand better than anyone else, after all, this is the focus of his research, not one of them.
"That's it..."
Nanase, who doesn't exercise often, doesn't have a clear concept of such intensity, and can't think of one, two, three in her imagination.She moved closer to Hong Jiaodong's side.Thinking of Hong Jiaodong's muscles, she felt that Hong Jiaodong should understand something.
"Boom, is Saitama's exercise mode quite hard?"
Hong Jiaodong didn't deny it, and murmured: "My daily exercise intensity is similar to this, but it may be a little weaker, and occasionally it may be a little stronger."
But why didn't he become as powerful as Saitama, possessing the ability to kill a weirdo with one punch?Hong Jiaodong is troubled by this problem.
Could it be because he turned on the air conditioner when he was exercising?Or is it because he hasn't yet reached the pinnacle of losing his hair?
Hong Jiaodong touched the broken hair on his forehead and fell into deep thought.
Nanase didn't know what Hong Jiaodong was worrying about, and he didn't respond after calling him a few times, so he had to move on to the next topic—this topic was about combat uniforms.
When it comes to combat uniforms, Saitama suddenly becomes talkative.He narrated to them the origin of this combat uniform in detail, how he helped the owner of the tailor shop to prevent the shop from being robbed by the gangsters who lend us money, and how the tailor shop owner was moved to make this combat uniform for him .
This story is indeed touching, but it fell into the ears of Nanase, and there is only one important point, that is, this is just an ordinary dress sewn by an ordinary tailor. It is just a slightly heroic design, nothing special It cannot be compared with those heroes' combat uniforms.
No wonder Hong Jiaodong didn't find anything special about the battle suit.
These few key questions seemed to be the only ones, and Nanase asked some small questions about Saitama, trying to understand him more comprehensively.
The rest of the questions were quickly finished, and Nanase and Hong Jiaodong left without staying, because the few trams leading to the no-man's land would be out of service in the afternoon.Apart from the tram, there is almost no other way of transportation back to the city.
Before leaving, Saitama specially gave Nanase and Hong Jiaodong a big bag of mushrooms each.Nanase pretended to be embarrassed and refused, but finally accepted it with a shy face, after all, she couldn't refuse the delicious mushroom.Hong Jiaodong remained silent, staring at the off-white mushrooms in the bag, always feeling that the mushrooms would reorganize and turn back into that weird person in the next second.
Sure enough, he still had a grudge.
He wanted to return the bag of mushrooms to Saitama, but as soon as he looked up, Saitama had already closed the door.It turned out that during the period of his contemplation, Nanase had finished greeting Saitama.Hong Jiaodong accidentally lost the best time to return the mushrooms.
Standing in front of the door, Hong Jiao Dong held mushrooms in his arms, his emotions were extremely complicated, entangled in a mess, and he couldn't tell what kind of emotions he was feeling.
"Boom, what are you still standing there for? Did you drop something?" Nanase waved to him, "Let's go!"
"it is good."
Hong Jiaodong trotted a few steps, followed Nanase, and walked down the stairs together, looking relaxed, no longer worried about the problem of mushrooms.Because he remembered just now that Andwar seemed to like mushrooms quite a bit.
The author has something to say:
Nanase: Really fragrant
There should be another one tonight
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