[Comprehensive] The correct way to use the semi-cold and semi-flammable personality

The strange man who was alive and alive in the last second, like a snake on the ground, was instantly shattered under a heavy blow, and his shattered body was scattered everywhere with the wind of the fist.Hong Jiaodong, who was standing directly in front of the strange man, was unfortunately affected. Most of his body was covered with foul-smelling muddy water, and even his face was stained.Nanase was tightly protected by Hong Jiaodong. Fortunately, she was not injured, but her face was also stained with a drop of muddy water from the strange man.But if Hong Jiaodong didn't pull her behind, her fate would probably be what Hong Jiaodong is now.

Hong Jiaodong looked down at the stains on his body, and found that the coat had not been corroded and was still intact.Excessively because of the death of the weirdo, the muddy water also lost its corrosiveness.But despite losing the threat of corrosiveness, the thick and sticky muddy water seemed to be alive, trembling weakly. Nanase could clearly feel that the drop of muddy water sticking to her face was wriggling, and couldn't wait wanting to get away from her skin.

Every tiny movement of the muddy water made Nanase tremble unconsciously. She always felt that a thick worm would emerge from the drop of muddy water at the next moment, clinging tightly to her face, and there was no way to get it off. .

Just thinking about it, the muddy water trembled again, and Nanase's psychological defense almost collapsed.She clutched the scorched shirt tightly, almost crushing it.She suppressed the urge to scream, held her breath, pulled out a tissue from her pocket tremblingly, and slapped it hard on her face.

The muddy water was flattened in an instant, and she stopped moving, but Nanase didn't dare to relax, and wiped it several times with a paper towel, until her cheeks were red and painful, and she stopped.

She took out a tissue and handed it to Hong Jiaodong, and said with concern, "Are you alright?"

Hong Jiaodong pursed his lips slightly, shook his head, and cleaned up the muddy water on his face with a tissue.Seeing that he was also stained a lot, Nanase took out another tissue and wiped the stains on his shirt.

The action of Hong Jiaodong paused for a moment, looked at Nanase, hesitated for a moment before returning to normal, but the pinna of the ear was burning badly, and it seemed that flames would burst out in the next moment.

He bowed and thanked Nanase respectfully, his voice was so soft that he seemed to be muttering.A little ashamed to say it, but he was really ashamed to the extreme.

Nanase waved her hand casually, and smiled at him, as if to let him not thank you.

The hero, who hadn't been named from the beginning, was squatting on the ground, pawing at the puddle of muddy water, as if he was looking for something.As he stirred, the stench of muddy water was turned up again and again, blending into the air, and lingering for a long time.

"Where is it...why can't I find it..." He muttered softly, speeding up.

Nanase subconsciously covered her mouth and nose, but soon realized how impolite this action was, she hurriedly put down her hand, and changed to holding her breath to keep the smell out.

"Um... what are you looking for?" Nanase asked cautiously.

To be honest, she really wished the hero would stop and realize how stinky it was.

Hearing Nanase's question, the hero's movements really stopped for a moment.It wasn't until this moment that Nanase really saw his appearance—a bland appearance like soba noodles in clear soup.The eyes are slightly dull, extremely ordinary, it is definitely an ordinary appearance that is difficult to find when thrown in the crowd.

Nanase was somewhat surprised.She doesn't think that a hero must be so handsome or have a distinctive appearance, but the hero in front of her is too ordinary. If she hadn't witnessed the scene where he beat the clay figurine with one punch, she probably wouldn't have thought it was a hero.

She shook her head, telling herself not to judge others by their appearance.

At this moment, the hero frowned his brows, which were as pale as soba noodles in clear soup. His expression was extremely melancholy, and he complained angrily, "I'm looking for my beef. I managed to grab the special beef from the nearby supermarket, who knows?" Knowing that as soon as I walked out of the gate of the supermarket, this bastard rushed out and snatched my beef, I am so mad!"

In a nutshell, this is "A long time ago, a weirdo suddenly appeared, took the hero's beef and disappeared, and the hero had to take the best sword and cross the widest road, break into the soba noodle shop and bring the beef back. "Beside me" is an epic event.

Thinking of this memory, the hero couldn't help but sigh, regretting his momentary slippage.But remorse is regret, he did not forget to say a word of concern: "By the way, are you two okay?"

"It's okay, we're fine, thank you very much this time." Nanase bowed to him, "The box of beef you mentioned is probably in this position. I just saw the beef fell from here .”

Nanase pointed to the fallen chair, where a thick puddle of mud had accumulated.

"Oh, really?"

The unknown hero flew over, digging through the muddy water, followed by another burst of stench.Nanase had expected it, and held her breath in advance.

Hong Jiaodong silently covered his nose with a tissue, he felt that as long as he smelled this smell again, he would faint.

In a pile of foul-smelling muddy water, the hero found a plastic bag - which contained the lost and recovered beef. He was thinking about the beef that was going to be cooked in the sukiyaki pot today.

The weirdo who stole the beef was actually quite a fastidious guy to some extent. After picking up the beef from the ground, he immediately put the beef back into the plastic bag.It is precisely because of the protection of this layer of plastic bags that the beef will not be polluted by the stench and muddy water, and it will still remain fresh.

The hero wept with joy, rubbed the beef on his face several times, and almost cried.

"Thank you, little sister!"

"You're welcome, it's just a little effort." Nanase was a little embarrassed.

The stench in the air dissipated a little bit. Although the presence was still strong, at least it had been diluted to the point where he could barely breathe.Only then did Hong Jiaodong put down the tissue, lowered his breathing rate to the lowest, and looked at the hero a few more times, convinced that he had never seen this person before.

Among the professional heroes, he has some impressions of the top 10 heroes, and he also has some understanding of those who have been active in recent years.The hero in front of him does not exist in his memory. He is probably a newcomer, or a certain professional hero who is not active or outstanding, but he has the strength no less than that of a TOP[-] hero—the power of that punch can be said to be quite terrifying. .

Hong Jiaodong suppressed his curiosity, walked in front of him, bowed, and said, "Thank you for your help, may I ask your name?"

The hero scratched his head, showing a faint smile like soba noodles in clear soup, and a little brilliance unconsciously added to his eyes.

"My name is Saitama," he said, "I'm a hero out of interest."

Heroes of interest...?Hong Jiaodong showed a slight smile.

He likes this sentence very much.

But he had never heard of the name Qitama.

"Mr. Saitama!" A man rushed into the store, a little anxiously said, "I heard that you were hijacked, so I rushed over as soon as I subdued the weirdo from West Street. Are you okay?"

There is a puddle of muddy water on the ground, no matter how you think about it, it is Saitama's victory.

Hong Jiaodong was a little surprised by the title of "teacher", because he knew this person later - the top twenty hero, the young reformer Genos, is a recently popular newcomer hero.Although he has no personality, he can still take on the important task of a professional hero relying on his mechanical body.

Moreover, this Genos voice always seemed familiar to Hong Jiaodong, but he couldn't remember where he had heard this voice before.

Saitama raised the beef in his hand to Genos, then pointed to the muddy water on the ground: "I brought the beef back, and I wiped out the weirdo." Said, he took out a supermarket card from his pocket. Promotional poster, "Go to the supermarket next door and buy some discounted tofu and cabbage, and you can cook sukiyaki!"

While talking, Saitama's saliva dripped down, and he dragged Genos to the supermarket, just to buy discounted tofu and cabbage.The people in the store watched them disappear, and looked at each other in blank dismay at the tragedy in the store. It took a long time before anyone thought of calling the police, and the store became noisy again.

At this moment, Hong Jiaodong finally thought of why Janos' voice sounded so familiar—this voice was exactly the same as that of monitor Iida Tenya!

Hong Jiaodong suddenly realized, and always felt that he had figured out a very important event.

The author has something to say:

Seiyuu, Iida Tenya and Genos' cvs are from Ishikawa

I don’t remember Xiaojie’s hero ranking in One Shot Man, so I wrote the top [-] in general

"A long, long time ago...bring it back to me" is adapted from "Dalabang"

In fact, the two works of Little Hero and One-Strike Man are very interesting just to play with seiyuu stalks hhh