The thing about Han Yuzhi and the dormitory next door

The program is undoubtedly a good shield.

On the coast of Busan, the dark green water hits the beach. There are not many shores, and there are fishermen fishing in the distance. The sun is warm, and it is still a bit cold at the end of May.A slender handsome man in a beige windbreaker is standing on the coast with sunglasses and looking down at his mobile phone. There is a suitcase next to him. The camera zooms in. The charming man is dressed in casual clothes, and his gestures are so handsome. Many passing lines are incredible. Covering his mouth, he whispered, "It's TOP! TOP!"

"Why not yet?" Choi Seung-hyun's deep and deep voice came out from his pink lips, all the hearts in the studio were broken, fans all exclaimed, MC Zheng Xiujing even covered her heart and said: "omo~ this This is the charm of TOPxi!!"

Subtitle: The husband is TOPxi, the charismatic killer of super idol Bigbang, so who is the wife he is waiting for?

The camera changes, a black-haired woman wearing a tight black leather jacket and a silver mask is striding towards TOP with a silver-white suitcase, because wearing a mask makes her appearance invisible, and her black hair is tied With a ponytail hanging down, the slender legs are taking steps, and the hair is swaying with the steps, looking extraordinarily heroic and neat.

Subtitle Jun: Is the wife a killer?

Everyone in the studio held their breath.

As soon as TOP looked up, he saw Nuoxie walking towards him in this attire, and couldn't help but exclaimed "Wow, COOL~"

As he spoke, he took off his sunglasses and greeted him with a smiling face. When he was two or three meters away, Nuoxie suddenly pulled out a toy pistol from nowhere and pointed it at TOP and said in a rough voice, "Don't move, police!"

TOP: "......", although TOP's head was covered with black lines, he still obediently raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.

Nuo Xie saw that TOP froze to the spot and was very obedient, so he laughed: "Guess who it is?"

Subtitle Jun: Is the wife a policeman?Know this... TOPxi?

TOP laughed and said: "Evil, this mask seems to be bought for someone."

Subtitle gentleman: Evil! ! !There were exclamations in the studio.

It turns out that these two have become an imaginary couple!

Seeing that she was exposed, Nuo Xie took off her mask to reveal her delicate face, smiled and bowed to Sheng Xian: "Okay, it's Evil."

TOP also bowed politely: "Okay, it's TOP."

After the greeting, TOP took the mask from Nuo Xie's hand and put it on his face with great interest. Suddenly, he gestured with his hand to shoot a gun at Nuo Xie and fired two shots in a row, Nuo Xie. Xie was very dedicated, "Ah—" and fell to the ground, and said angrily, "Dead!"

"Dead can't talk." TOP helplessly pulled Nuo Xie up, a trace of tenderness flashed in his eyes.

On the way to the crowd watching on the street, they made funny noises.Some junior high school students covered their mouths and jumped up in excitement.

Subtitle Jun: What is the difference between good friends becoming a couple? Please look forward to the next thing.

Several couples in the studio were a little surprised, Xu Renying pointed to the two on the screen and asked Hyun Joong in surprise, "Are they good friends?"

Hyun Joong was stunned for a moment, then he came to his senses and nodded, "Well, a very good friend."

Because TOP and Evil have busy schedules, so they didn't come to the scene to watch the broadcast with everyone today, Hyun Joong, as a good friend of these two, took the responsibility to answer.

MC: "Hyun Joong and them are good friends, and Evil is also a junior in the same company."

"En, yes, we knew each other before our debut. The relationship is quite good." Hyun Joong said lightly, and Huangfu whispered provocatively in his ear, "Evil is very beautiful."

Hyun Joong glanced at his husband strangely, and explained in a low voice, "I never regarded her as the opposite sex." Then he added, "Girls who can choose beasts as their profession in the game are not real girls."

Huangfu: "......" She didn't quite understand the thoughts of these children, but Hyun Joong really answered seriously.

The sea in Busan is very famous, walking to the hotel on both sides chatting, the wind blowing on the face is very comfortable.

"What's brother doing recently?" Nuo Xie asked interestedly, she had indeed not seen Sheng Xian for a week.

TOP looked ahead, his eyes were a little tired, "How about filming?"

The two didn't show much acquaintance. After all, TOP was a little cautious in front of the camera, and Nuo Xie was a little shy because of the camera, so the atmosphere between the two was a little awkward.

Subtitle Jun: Awkward atmosphere among good friends?

"I'm just preparing for the concert, and I'm going to Japan soon. I also need to shoot CF and record songs, and the dark circles under my eyes are getting heavier and heavier." Nuoxie complained and pulled her lower eyelids with her fingers to show Shengxian. Xian glanced at it and laughed out "poof--", and pulled his lower eyelids and said, "It's okay too." The low magnetic voice coupled with the funny grimaces made everyone around excitedly shout.

Subtitle Jun: Cute TOP and Evil faces.

The grimaces of the two made the studio laugh, and Huangfu finally understood why the three of them were good friends.Hyun Joong twitched the corner of his mouth in a rare way.

When he arrived at the hotel, TOP was pushing his luggage to apply for housing. Seeing him at the front desk, TOP covered his mouth in excitement and took a step back in fright. "Okay." TOP politely took out the booking form handed to him by the program group, and bowed down to greet him with a smile. The front desk lady went through the formalities excitedly and secretly glanced at the charming TOP from time to time. Nuoxie stepped forward and casually Jokingly asked: "This hotel looks very expensive, do you have enough funds?"

"Nursing is definitely enough." This sentence was half joking and half serious, TOP and Evil looked at each other and smiled.The front desk clerk covered his mouth in shock and secretly looked at the two Korean idols.

The studio exclaimed.

Subtitle Jun: The handsome TOPxi of machismo!

Nuo Xie looked very proud, squinted her eyes, and said with a smile: "Brother means to raise it, let's raise it. And then eat more, so it's still a disadvantage."

"Of course." TOP replied decisively and neatly, "How can I suffer a loss." The appearance of taking it for granted made everyone feel helpless.

Nuo Xie let out a "cut~", showing a state of being as expected, as if she knew the result a long time ago.

Subtitle Jun: Sure enough, they are good friends, and they know each other very well.

After the room procedures were completed, the two entered the elevator together. Nuoxie pointed to the elevator boringly and said, "The elevator in the hotel is the scariest place. Do you know why?"

"why?"

"There are the most lonely ghosts in the hotel, and they come here with a lot of evil spirits, and the ghosts are all blindfolded. Maybe the real elevator looks like the wall is dripping with blood, and maybe there is a head staring at it in the back. It's on."

"........."

"Look, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

Seeing Nuo Xie's abnormal look, TOP gritted his teeth and slapped Nuo Xie on the back of the neck, "Oh, be normal."

Nuo Xie curled her lips in self-indulgence, and the elevator returned to silence. Suddenly, TOP took Nuo Xie's arm and whispered, "Ah! There is a female ghost watching over there!"

"......" Nuo Xie rolled her eyes at Sheng Xian who smiled awkwardly, "Brother, be normal!"

Cameraman: "......"

The two should be normal, okay?

Subtitler: It really is the ET couple~ Alien thinking.

Everyone in the studio couldn't help sighing, "This pair of live treasures!"

Xian Zhong whispered into Huangfu's ear, "It's a must for the two of them to die of anger."

Huangfu glanced at him in surprise, and Xianzhong blinked seriously.

Then the two changed their clothes and went to the beach to play. There is an old saying that women are made of water. Women seem to have a kind of intimacy with water. Nuoxie was wearing shorts and a long coat, and she ran into the water with a splint between her hands and danced excitedly. Seunghyun wore The coat is tightly buttoned, the lower body is wearing loose cropped trousers, a pair of sandals with a big mouth monkey, and wearing sunglasses, walking leisurely behind Nuo Xie. He is not as excited as Nuo Xie, but his eyes have been following Nuo Xie body.

Nuo Xie stood in the water with her thighs up, and shouted to TOP who was standing far away from the water, "Brother, show me the ninjutsu!!"

Hearing the sound, TOP smiled and covered his hands like a trumpet and shouted back: "That's the ninja of the land of water, the ninja of the land of wind! Let's see who can beat whom!"

"Okay——" Nuoxie sank her hands into the water, and shouted, "Big water polo technique!" She slapped her palms hard on the water, trying to create a wall of water like the one in Naruto, but the idea was wonderful. The reality is very cruel.The water didn't splash very high, but his hands hurt like hell, and a lot of water splashed into his eyes. The sea water was salty, and Nuo Xie was so stimulated that he wanted to cry, and sucked his nose uncomfortably. "Ah, a share..."

I saw TOP squatting with a bright smile on his face, holding up a pile of sand and throwing it viciously at Nuo Xie, "I saw a sandstorm funeral—"

When the wind blew, a lot of sand blew back and flew directly into Shengxian's eyes. Shengxian closed his eyes and waved his hands in discomfort, spitting sand out of his mouth.

"Ah, really—" Seung Hyun complained dissatisfied.

The two didn't hit each other, and they died before they left.The photographer almost collapsed from laughter.Not to mention everyone in the studio.

Subtitle Jun: Failed ET Naruto!

TOP desperately didn't want to go into the water, so Nuo Xie dragged him to the shallow water area, and stood shoulder to shoulder in the seawater, the sun was gradually setting, and the two stood talking quietly under the setting sun.

"Brother, your failure this time does not mean your next failure. Failure is success. Mother, you have to be strong!" Nuo Xie looked at the sunset with firm eyes, which seemed to be burning with flames.

TOP suddenly said: "I know why there are