[Comprehensive] It's hard to be a mother

As if whoever came to save her, she didn't like children at all, let alone teach them.Children are all devils, this is Hei Huo's experience when he saw his sister busy all day with a few little devils.

[Lord God, is there a plot?I really don't know who Gu Xichao is, the Lord God?Lord God?Fuck, disappearing, disappearing again, without a plot, who knows what kind of person Gu Xichao should be raised, forget it, do it according to your own method. ] So Heihuo gave birth to the child in the chaos, and fainted before he could take a look.When she finally woke up, she saw a room full of beauties teasing her child.

"Ruohe, are you awake? Let's take a look at Xi Chao." The beauty in red carried the child in front of her.

"Xi Chao?" She hasn't chosen a name yet, Gu Xi Chao or something, she doesn't like this name, no matter how poetic it is, it is a task character.

"Yeah, Xichao, you care about Xichao every night, you said it yourself. Alas, Ruohe, you are also stupid, what are our identities, how can you have children?" The beauty in red had a sad face.As the child of a brothel woman, Gu Xichao's future can be imagined.

Hei Huo narrowed his eyes slightly: "I've already decided not to be an oiran." Anyway, the god of death gave her Gu Ruohe's memory, and she slowly remembered it, and of course put aside the unimportant ones.The child's father?What it is. "I figured it out. That man is unreliable. With Xi Chao, I have to think about his future."

The beauty in red said: "You just need to understand, who will give us sincerity with our identities?"

The corner of Heihuo's mouth twitched: "It's just that I haven't met that person. Pomegranate, you don't have to despair." In fact, Heihuo himself is extremely desperate for men, half of it is his personality, and half is the job of an abortion doctor. He thinks that there are no good men in the world— —Even if her brother-in-law dotes on her sister extremely, Heihuo still thinks that it is not pampering for her sister, a high-achieving student, to stay at home all day as a yellow-faced woman—even though her sister always looks happy.

Shi Liu shook her head: "Forget it, let's not talk about men, what are you going to do if you don't become an oiran?"

Hei Huo said: "Changed to selling rouge and gouache."

"Huh?" Everyone was surprised.

Hei Huo said: "Really, what can we do? Our specialty is just dressing up. Most women like to dress up. Who would be unhappy if they can be beautiful?"

"But our identities...will someone come?"

"Even if there wasn't one at the beginning, there will be one in the future. I've already figured out a strategy." Hei Huo looked confident.

Seeing Hei Huo's appearance, all the beauties discussed it, and said, "If this is the case, let's change careers together, we don't want to be romantics anymore."

Hei Huo smiled and said, "Okay, you all should be Xi Chao's godmothers."

Shi Liu was a little worried: "Will Xi Chao despise our identities when he grows up?"

Hei Huo sneered: "He dares!" These two words destined Gu Xichao to take a different path.

3 Dressed as Gu Xichao Fucking

"Master Zhang, my son is begging you..." Before Heihuo could finish speaking, a woman ran over with a sharp voice and harsh words: "Fox spirit, don't seduce/seduce my husband, get out, get out!"

The corner of Heihuo's mouth twitched and looked at the woman with tears all over her face, it was so ugly.Heihuo turned his head to look at Mr. Zhang, and really wanted to say that you are so ugly, why should I be tempted/seduced, but I have something to ask, so I can't say anything, I can only smile sarcastically: "Madam Zhang, you I think too much, I just want Xi Chao to come here to learn martial arts..." The hero's whereabouts are erratic, it is difficult to find a teacher, even if he is lucky enough to meet a family, he will not accept the son of a prostitute.Heihuo had no choice but to find a martial arts gym. Of course the most famous martial arts gym in Hangzhou is not owned by the Zhang family, but most of the famous martial arts gyms are unwilling to accept Gu Xichao... It is still a matter of identity.Oiran Oiran, this status seems to be glamorous, but in fact it is corrupt inside and is looked down upon by others.It's been eight years, and Heihuo feels aggrieved.With her personality, it is normal to be fearless, but she is currently bound to a ridiculous task, and because of her damn identity, she can't even make major changes, because Gu Ruohe shouldn't have those abilities.Hei Huo never believed in people's hearts, and told others about the time travel?Are you courting death?Want to challenge the worldview of the ancients?Gu Ruohe only dared to show his growth a little bit, to improve the living conditions of his family and make more money, but he didn't dare to reveal all his abilities all at once, not now, nor in the future.Because of this, he was tied up.

"The son of a prostitute also wants to learn martial arts?" Mrs. Zhang's voice was sharp and harsh.

Hei Huo was furious: "Mrs. Zhang, you are going too far." Even if Gu Ruohe had done that kind of thing before, it was because of helplessness, wasn't it?She has been away for eight years, and it is a bit ridiculous to hold on to her.

Mrs. Zhang stared at Heihuo, gnashing her teeth: "A prostitute is a prostitute, and she will always be dirty. Our family cannot accept the son of a prostitute! Mr. Mr., if you dare to let Gu Xichao come to the martial arts hall to learn martial arts, I will do it Take the child back to her mother's house!"

Director Zhang looked at Heihuo awkwardly, and said embarrassingly: "I'm sorry..." Although money and beauty are alluring, family is more important. Director Zhang reluctantly pushed back Heihuo's silver ticket.

Hei Huo lowered his face, collected the bank notes, and left Zhang's house with a flick of his long sleeves.It seems that the son's way of learning martial arts has been broken again.

Eight years ago when she gave birth to Gu Xichao, the main god appeared for a while, then disappeared, and never appeared again.So Black Fire's so-called saving cannon fodder only wants to keep Gu Xichao alive and become famous... But what can a son of a prostitute do?The scientific examination is impossible, and Gu Xichao seems to have no interest in doing business... The worst thing is the education issue.

Gu Ruohe is really famous. People in Hangzhou City know this beautiful oiran more or less, and they also know that she left the brothel and opened a teahouse for her son.Unfortunately, even if Gu Ruohe opened a teahouse, there are still many people who come to find fault.Fortunately, Gu Ruohe's heart is now black fire. This eldest sister is not a doormat, but a queen. Although she has restrained her temper a little due to her status, she has successfully transformed from a gentle oiran to a spicy mother.

Gu Xichao's identity meant that he could not enter those famous academies, because those academies basically aimed at imperial examinations, and Gu Xichao was not qualified to go no matter how good his studies were, and he might be suppressed by his classmates or because of his status. It's no good to fall into a state of resentment because you can't do scientific research.As for hiring someone to teach... no one with any status will accept Gu Ruohe's offer. In addition, in terms of culture, the girls in Fengyuelou are actually competent.As far as Gu Ruohe is concerned, she is also proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, otherwise how could she become the most famous oiran in Hangzhou?In fact, Heihuo didn't want to waste time with Gu Xichao.That's right, as the protagonist, Gu Xichao has a natural golden finger - talent.His talent of learning everything faster than others is very enviable. With such an identity, going to the academy is tantamount to ruining it.

What Heihuo wants most is to let Gu Xichao learn martial arts, and learning martial arts is not for dominating the world, but for Gu Xichao to travel thousands of miles, it is safer to have a little martial arts.Gu Xichao has always been in Hangzhou City, and being famous all over the world is an unrealistic dream.But it's a pity that there is no martial arts school willing to accept Gu Xichao, after finally finding one, they regretted it again.It's so fucking annoying!The goddamn god didn't show up either, and Hei Huo, whose eyes were smeared, didn't know how to teach him the most correct way. What kind of man would Gu Xichao become under his messy teaching?

Of course, some people may wonder whether the black fire of the 21st century can't teach a child?But... how could Gu Ruohe understand some things?

Alas, take your time and think of a way, Heihuo walked home slowly.

"Gu Xichao, you are a bastard, without a father, mother is shameful!"

"Gu Xichao, little piggy, no one pays attention."

"Haha, Gu Xichao, Gu Xichao..."

A dozen or so children sang and danced around Gu Xichao, reaching out to push him from time to time.

The eight-year-old Gu Xichao is very good-looking, and when she smiles, she feels like a hundred flowers are blooming, which is very popular with some little girls, but because of this, she offends many little boys.Children are actually very cruel. They never know how much harm their actions have caused others. Instead, they find it very interesting and satisfying to see others suffer because of their actions.

Gu Xichao is not a doormat, he will not fight back when he is bullied.My mother said, people don't attack me, I don't attack others, if people attack me, hit back!As for the identity issue, since Gu Xichao was too young, although Hei Huo didn't hide it, he didn't explain it in depth either.She is willing to spend countless efforts to solve the troubles caused by Gu Xichao, and she is not willing to let him be a man with his tail between his legs, and she is not willing to break his pride.

Of course Gu Xichao had exercised, but he still couldn't beat those kids.When Hei Huo passed by, he saw it, Fu forehead, it seems that it is imperative to find a good teacher for Gu Xichao.This person must have a certain reputation, otherwise Xi Chao's status will not be improved.

Hei Huo has been hiding in the corner watching, watching how Gu Xichao will deal with those children.

Gu Xichao yelled: "Don't scold my mother!" Then he fought with them, the attack was on the belly, never the face.

She's still a child, Xi Chao doesn't know how to use tricks to deceive people... well, no one taught her.

Soon, the parents of those children came over, instinctively wanting to scold Gu Xichao, but seeing so many children besieging one, Gu Xichao's face was injured, looking ugly, while those children's faces were completely fine, The adults pulled with a little guilty conscience