Cannon fodder tyrants have no worldly desires

"Cough cough..." Gu Senyu continued to cough, "As the saying goes, the most poisonous man's heart...cough cough...the ancestors really didn't lie to people cough cough..."

Jian Yunchuan was angry and funny, leaned over and hugged him into his arms, patted his thin back with one hand, and pressed his other hand against his undulating chest to smooth his breath.

"Coughing like this, can't you shut up first?" How gentle the movements of the hands are, and how fierce the tone of the lesson is.

"Cough cough..." The cough gradually subsided, Gu Senyu raised his face, pulled away his curled and wet eyelashes, and smiled with crooked eyebrows, "You can't stop eating, and you can't stop talking."

The wet kitten lay in his arms, his pale face returned to rosy, his soft lips glistened with water, a pair of bright and clear big eyes focused on him, and he smiled silly and cute.

At this moment, Jian Yunchuan clearly heard a subtle voice, like a bud sprouting from the heart, growing against the wind at an unstoppable speed, and then blooming into a passionate flower.

He realized that something had completely escaped his control.

However, he was not disgusted at all...

The eyes of the two were entangled in the air, and even the night breeze in the air became ambiguous.

"That..." Zheng Hui, who had been regarded as an invisible person from just now, couldn't help but say, "Sorry, interrupt, it seems that someone is coming..."

Gu Senyu suddenly came back to his senses, and broke away from those eyes as dark as the night.

The closer Gu Ye got closer, the darker his face became, "Gu Senyu, what are you doing?"

"Ahem..." Gu Senyu cleared his throat, "I want to feel the temperature of the swimming pool for myself."

Gu Ye: ...

Gu Senyu got up suddenly, twisted the water on his clothes, "Brother, why did you come out?"

Gu Ye frowned and looked at him, "Go back to the room and change clothes, the cake will be cut soon."

"Okay!" As soon as he heard that he could eat cake, Gu Senyu's waist and legs were no longer sore, "I'll go back and change immediately."

Gu Ye stood where he was, and waited for his younger brother to walk by his side, then extended his arms to block Jian Yunchuan, "Master Jian, don't you need to join in the fun?"

Gu Senyu paused, then turned to look at the two of them.

Under the bright lights, two tall and long-legged handsome men stood facing each other, sparks and lightning flashed in their silent gazes.

Zheng Huike moved behind Gu Senyu in small steps, and asked weakly: "Can I go..."

How should I say tonight, I experienced a series of emotions such as sadness, joy, shock and so on in a short period of time, and I was a little overloaded for a while.

Gu Senyu thought for a while, then turned around and walked between the two, holding an arm with one hand, "Why don't we go in together?"

The two men turned their heads to look at him at the same time, their eyes were cold and sharp.

Zheng Huike's pupils trembled: What... what's going on here?Threesome?

"Well, it's fine if we don't go together..." Gu Senyu let go of his hand resentfully, "If you decide to fight alone, please remember to stay away from the swimming pool, the bath water is not good to drink."

In the end, several people returned to the banquet hall in tandem.

Gu Senyu changed his clothes very quickly, he didn't have time to redo his hair, so he just dried it with a hair dryer, grabbed two handfuls of bangs, and ran downstairs with his birthday present.

He couldn't miss such an important moment as his eldest brother cutting the birthday cake.

Back in the banquet hall, Gu Senyu searched around, but before he could find Young Master Jian, he was cut off by Zheng Huike.

"Gu Senyu!" Zheng Huike seemed to have forgotten the series of shocks just now, "You look like a male college student!"

"Oh really? Thank you!" Gu Senyu was flattered, "You also look like a female college student."

Zheng Huike: ...

Gu Senyu: "What's wrong?"

Zheng Huike: "I am a female college student."

"Ah, really?" Mr. Gu tried to hide his embarrassment, "Then...you look like a high school girl!"

"Hey, forget it." Zheng Huike decided not to dwell on the question of what kind of student she was, and approached Gu Senyu furtively, "I'll ask you a question."

Gu Senyu was subconsciously vigilant: "What question? Privacy questions will not be answered."

Zheng Huike asked angrily: "You just said that Jian Yunchuan has a husband, is that a lie?"

Gu Senyu took a snack from the long table and stuffed it into his mouth, "How do you say it?"

Zheng Huike stared at him closely: "Actually, you are the one who has a husband, right?"

"Pfft——" Gu Senyu was so frightened that he almost spit out snacks, "What are you talking about?"

"Am I not right?" Zheng Huike said "Stop pretending" with a very sure tone, "Your husband is Jian Yunchuan."

Gu Senyu:? ? ?

"Don't be hostile to me." Zheng Huike touched his arm, "If you are the rival in love, then I lose."

"No..." Gu Senyu hadn't figured out her logic yet, "You're thinking about it—"

"I didn't know you were a couple before, but now, I wish you all from the bottom of my heart." Zheng Huike blinked Kazilan's big eyes, "Of course, it would be even better if you allow me to join you."

Gu Senyu: ...

"You really want to go wrong." Mr. Gu looked serious, "Why do you think he is my husband?"

Zheng Huike: "Isn't it?"

As a female college student with countless handsome guys, her piercing eyes are unmistakable.

"Isn't it because I look more aggressive?" Gu Senyu suddenly stood up straight, gestured from top to bottom with one hand, and said in a persuasive tone, "Look carefully again?"

Zheng Huike looked him up and down according to his words, "I'm sure, I'm right."

Gu Senyu couldn't help raising his voice: "Don't you think I'm more like Jian Yunchuan's husband?"

As soon as the words fell, the other guests around all looked at him with a "swipe".

"Ahem..." Gu Senyu realized that he seemed a little excited, and lowered his voice again, "I mean, Jian Yunchuan's husband—"

"What nonsense are you talking about again?" A deep and pleasant voice sounded, and the next second, he was grabbed by the collar and took a few steps back.

"I'm not talking nonsense." Gu Senyu tilted his head and defended in a low voice, "She was the first to talk nonsense..."

"Well, my little sister seems to be calling me, so I'll leave first." Zheng Hui saw that the situation was not right, so she prepared to run without any morale, and added before leaving, "Jian Yunchuan, I believe in you! "

Jian Yunchuan frowned slightly, "What were you talking about just now?"

Gu Senyu didn't dare to say it, he laughed and said, "It's nothing to talk about, it's just a daily topic of male and female college students."

Jian Yunchuan: ...

"Oh, let go first." Gu Senyu shrank his neck, "You make me feel like I'm carrying a puppy."

"Are you a puppy?" Jian Yunchuan relaxed a little, with a slight smile in his voice, "You are a kitten, lazy and greedy."

Gu Senyu opened his eyes slightly, "Hey, I don't agree with that! You are discriminating against kittens!"

Jian Yunchuan gathered his fingers together again, lowered his head and approached his ear, his tone was unclear, "Actually, I heard what you just said."

Gu Senyu:!

"Second brother, come here quickly, the eldest brother is going to give a speech!" Fortunately, at this time, Gu Qingzhou shouted from afar.

"Here we come!" Gu Senyu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and took the opportunity to slip away from his palm, "Let's go, let's go there first."

Gu Ye was standing on the stage, and made a few simple remarks, mainly to thank all the guests for coming here in their busy schedule.

Gu Senyu stood beside the cake and applauded vigorously, so hard that his palms turned red.

"Second, do you have anything to say?" Gu Jianlin sat at the main table and asked casually.

Gu Senyu stopped applauding, and subconsciously looked for Gu Ye's meaning.

There is a perfect smile on Gu Ye's handsome face, and three words are written in the eyes of his younger brother -

No need.

However, Gu Senyu misunderstood his meaning, "Since the eldest brother wants me to say it, then I will simply say a few words."

Gu Ye: ...

He walked onto the stage and stood beside Gu Ye, and there was a burst of whispering in the banquet hall.

The youngest of the Gu family and the second youngest stood together in two styles, one handsome and mature, the other beautiful and cute, but the picture was extremely eye-catching.

"It was the first time I stepped into Gu's house, and I was actually a little apprehensive towards my elder brother." Gu Senyu simply typed out a draft, and began to speak at a leisurely pace.

Gu Ye: I didn't see it...

Gu Senyu continued: "Big Brother is calm and wise, Big Brother is mature and stable, Big Brother is a little bit unreasonable."

"Hahaha..." There was a burst of laughter in the banquet hall, and it seemed that someone agreed to say "yes".

Gu Ye:?

Are you here to mess things up?

Gu Senyu suddenly changed the subject, "In the company, he is a good boss, and at home, he is a good brother."

Gu Qingzhou beeped softly: "Is this the scene of the awards ceremony for the top ten people in China?"

Jian Yunchuan stared at the people on the stage with a flat expression, and ignored him.

"After getting along for a long time, I realized that my elder brother is actually hard-spoken and soft-hearted." Gu Senyu smiled, "He will scold me and Gu Qingzhou, and he will also care about our lives. He will even notice when I walk on the floor barefoot."

Jian Yunchuan raised his eyebrows slightly, his expression thoughtful.

Hearing this, the expression on Gu Ye's face finally relaxed, "Let's go here, everyone, please sit first."

It turned out that his ineffective younger brother actually understood his good intentions.

However, Gu Senyu hadn't finished speaking.

After stepping off the stage, he carried the gift box and walked in front of Gu Ye, "What I just said was from the bottom of my heart, and I am really grateful to my brother. So today, I prepared a special birthday present for my brother."

Gu Ye's gaze could not help but soften, "What have you prepared?"

"Surprise." Gu Senyu grinned, "Brother, come and open it yourself!"

The corners of Jian Yunchuan's lips raised slightly, showing a rare gloating expression.

So Gu Ye immediately had a bad feeling, but in front of other people, he still reached out and took the gift box.

Open the box and you will see a red...

Mr. Gu, who has always been well-informed, tried to distinguish its shape calmly.

"Are you moved, brother?" Gu Senyu's eyes lit up, his expression was cute and sincere, "I drew this stitch by stitch."

Gu Ye: Don't dare to move...

"Thank you for your gift, it's very...ingenious." Gu Ye picked an adjective that wouldn't hurt one's self-esteem.

"Really!" Gu Senyu squinted his eyes contentedly, and suggested happily, "Brother, do you want to try it now? Wearing red on your birthday is so festive!"

Gu Ye: ...

Can you tell him first, what is this thing?

"Brother, you..." Gu Senyu's expression collapsed a little, "You can't fail to recognize, what is this?"

After speaking, he and Jian Yunchuan unconsciously looked at each other.

Gu Ye: "...Using the method of elimination, it must not be the scarf first."

Gu Senyu:? ? ?

The author has something to say: Gu Senyu: Straight men can be husbands, but they will never suffer!

Jian Yunchuan: What did you say?

Gu Senyu: Husband lightly hum...

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After much deliberation, I'd better explain to the babies what happened in the past few days.

A few days ago, on the day I was caught in the trap, I was plagiarized without a hammer, and I was forced to respond, or I would acquiesce. The readers of the plagiarized person continued to eliminate mine insults and harassment. A series of problems caused my physical and psychological state to appear. Very big question.But because this is a sand sculpture, it should only bring you happiness. I don't want to affect Xiaojian Xiaogu because of myself, and I don't want you to feel bad after reading it, so I have been joking about it.

But yesterday, my whole body has collapsed to the extreme, and I can't write good-looking things at all.And when I saw a comment saying that I would stop updating as soon as I joined V, I was really sad, so I still want to explain it today.

I will take this matter to the court, ask the court to return my innocence, and demand an apology from the false accuser.So, please don't find out who the copyist is, and don't go anywhere else to mention this matter. I just hope you understand that I didn't stop the update for no reason. Even.

Finally, the words will be deleted in the update tomorrow. For those whose mood has been affected after reading the words, do you suggest re-reading and laughing again~

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感谢在2021-07-2923:32:03~2021-07-3123:57:36期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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