put on my white vest

"There are more and more gods and humans in the town, and I don't know what the shogunate's attitude is..."

"I heard that Edo has been very uneasy recently, and many people have been arrested."

"Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Keep your voice down, what should you do if you hear me?"

"Ah, I'm sorry! But speaking of heaven and man... isn't that the Matsushita private school?"

"Mr. Yinxian? There is nothing wrong with his words. It is said that he grew up on the earth and has been in the Matsushita Village School for three or four years... and he is not as domineering as other celestial beings at all."

"Hey, at this time, it's better for everyone to be careful..."

The situation in the country is turbulent, and the prices of basic daily necessities remain high. Even the people in this small town are in panic, and they maintain an indifferent and alienated attitude towards the aliens.

The third son of Matsushita, who heard the neighbors talking, carefully protected the glass heart that Yinxian might appear, until one day——

The fox-eared deity with lasagna tears hanging down, circled depressedly: "It's not a heavenly man, it's a patron saint! The patron saint of animals!!!"

Yinshi complained loudly: "So this is what you care about??!"

It has been five years since the appearance of the silver-haired fox, and there are not many people in the entire village school who know that the silver fairy is actually a god.

One is that the little kids can't understand, and the other is that he doesn't bother to explain himself, so most of the little devils think that this big brother with fox ears is a heavenly being.There are even many students who have a very bad attitude towards him because of this, and they learned to respect him after being taught several times in private by Takasugi and Gintoki.

Yinxian himself doesn't care much about human beings talking about him. It's better to say that for a god like him, whether he is praised or slandered, it has been commonplace for thousands of years, and it is not worth mentioning.

His generous attitude made the villagers also put down their guard. Whenever it was time for vacation, the silver-haired god would swagger and take Weisan, who lived in the village school, little luotou to go shopping in the town.

The goal this morning is to buy some raw materials for tea, and in the afternoon, I will go back to drink tea with Songyang, who is working hard to prepare lessons.

The hard-working male mother rolled up her sleeves to bargain with the shop owner, and the noisy three little devils were thinking about pocket money enough to buy a few strawberry parfaits, when a noise attracted everyone's attention.

The signboard at the door of the blacksmith's shop was thrown to the ground vigorously, threatening low growls and obstructive wailing sounded together, mixed with uncomfortable punches and kicks.

"Hey bastard! Is this how you treat guests?!"

"I'm sorry...but this is reserved by other guests half a year ago, you need to line up to... ah!!"

"I think you are tired of working! Come on, I suspect that this store is harboring people with lofty ideals, just evacuate the store for me!!"

"My lord?! My lord, I beg you, please don't, my lord..."

With a flat nose and wrinkled face, the dog-headed celestial being cursed loudly.

The surrounding discussions made everything clear. The dog-headed celestial being wanted to take away the goods ordered by others, but the owner of the blacksmith shop refused him, and the celestial being who became angry started smashing the shop and never stopped.

Yinxian stopped the black-faced Yinshi who wanted to go forward, pulled off his hood that covered his ears, and went straight to confront him.

"Hey dog, what breed are you?"

"Fox? Are you also a celestial being... I am the dog-headed lieutenant colonel of the fourth division of the universe pirate Chunyu. What is your origin?"

"I see, Shar-Pei, no wonder it's so wrinkled and looks like a hippopotamus."

"That's right, Sharpei... isn't it who is a dog?! I am a dog star!!"

Ignoring Lieutenant Colonel Goutou's roar, Yinxian took out a branch he picked up on the road and shook it up and down.

"I know good dog, do you want to play a game?"

"Wang, yes!...Ah, I want a ghost!!"

The lieutenant colonel of the dog head roared furiously: "It's not a dog, it's a dog star!!"

"Okay, then get the ball back, Wangcai!"

"Ghosts will listen to you, who is Wangcai!! Do you think this... works for me..."

Does it work?

use?

?

……

A toy ball exuding a mysterious attraction flew through the air, and that arc had an irresistible allure in the eyes of the dog head lieutenant colonel.

His footsteps moved involuntarily...moved, moved, and rushed towards that wonderful tree pole step by step.

Along the way, he forgot his irritability, sorrow, and sadness, and only the most primitive joy and joy remained in his eyes...

The two-meter-tall celestial man sat obediently in front of Yinxian, stuck out his tongue and stretched out his paws: "Wow! I picked it up!!"

The onlookers were stunned: "Isn't this super-effective?!!"

The dog-headed man with the ball in his mouth has completely lost his original hostility. With his tail wagging into a helicopter, he played several rounds of ball picking and throwing games, and finally left with a refreshed face and reluctance.

Yinxian waved goodbye to the dog, helped the owner of the blacksmith shop to pick up the signboard, stretched his waist and sighed: "It has been resolved peacefully! Don't worry, boss, he won't come back."

The boss wiped his sweat and thanked him: "Oh... Mr. Yinxian, you helped a lot! It was even more thrilling than Naruto saving Muye Village just now, and he was almost about to be blasted by the sky!"

Yinxian said sternly: "It's not Naruto, it's Kakashi! Although I can also play Heliwan, I'm still the best at Chidori. Even the code name used for the Navy's reward order is 'Chidori'!"

Gintoki raised his hand to retort: ​​"You completely confused the manga on Jump! Why is Kakashi wanted by the navy? Does he want to be One Piece if he is not Sixth Hokage?!"

"To be precise, Kakashi's captain will become One Piece, and Kakashi is just a pirate!"

"If Kakashi becomes a pirate, what will Obito Uchiha do?! Ah Fei will cry! He will really cry! The dream of the Kamui couple's little black house is shattered from now on!!"

Takasugi punched a manga nerd: "Enough is enough, you two!"

Regardless of the two idiots squatting down with their heads covered, Takasugi bid farewell to the grateful blacksmith owner, brought back Gui who was comforting the frightened elder sister, and embarked on the road back to the village school.

Walking on the ridges of the country where we were going home, the farmers on the side of the road had begun to ear, but compared with the golden and bright wheat fields of previous years, the plants in the war years were always withered and crooked.

Takasugi held the bag without saying a word. He knew that the incident of heaven and man oppressing human beings in the town just now is by no means an isolated case. Everywhere in Edo... I am afraid that the same thing is happening.

The purple-haired boy with a deep expression at a young age looked at Yinxian who was walking happily, and finally couldn't help but said: "I thought you would make a move. It is said that your strength is comparable to that of Teacher Songyang."

Yinxian nodded seriously: "Ah, because I used the Baiya saber technique!"

"Are you still obsessed with cosplaying Kakashi?! If you're a fox, use the Tailed Beast!!"

In fact, he would also sneak a look at the jump. Gao Sugi turned his face away and pursed his lips after complaining, "It's fine if you don't want to say it, anyway, human disputes don't need you to take action, my lord."

Gui echoed: "Yes! My lord only needs to prepare the meal, and when I get home, ask me if I want to eat first and take a bath first, or go into the closet to hide from her husband."

Takasugi kicked Katsuki: "Why is there an option to hide from your husband, a wig?! You should go wash your brain first, pervert □□control!"

Gui Buqu's voice raised an octave: "It's not a wig, it's Gui! And it's not a man/wife, it's N/TR!!"

N/TR Da! !

R Da! !

clatter! !

In the three-day "NTR" announcement, Katsura Kotaro was carried back to the Matsushita private school with his head full of bags. It was getting late today, and everyone agreed to make snacks together tomorrow afternoon.

Late that night, after sending the children to sleep—

The inhuman duo who always interviewed at night are back under the roof.

The silver-haired man complained honestly: "Why do we always talk in secret at night? Just like Shimura Danzo and Nebe, this is very strange. I am Hokage-sama's Anbe!"

Shoyang seemed to have a bit of a headache: "Silver...you've been obsessed with Hatake Kakashi ever since you read Weekly Shonen Jump, obviously you two are not very similar except for your hair color."

"That's not true! Our insides are obviously the same, and we also have gin from Shogakukan and Moon City Snow Rabbit from CLAMP!"

"...? To put it bluntly, you are a silver-haired fan, why would you dye your hair yellow if you like silver hair so much?!"

"Songyang, you have changed,"

The fox god looked sad: "You never would have complained about me before. When we met, it was a thunderstorm, [beep--] [beep--] endlessly, every time the ground would be covered with blood."

With a smile, Songyang's veins protruded: "Go and reflect on why I am like this, Gong/kou fox! That's completely because you are fighting with Xuzai!!"

Hearing Songyang's reply, Yinxian restrained her smile for a second after escaping the sanctions, and the atmosphere began to freeze for no reason.

"Sure enough... the whole situation is very bad now, are you starting to remember?"

"Yeah, I'm such a disgusting person."

Songyang looked at his hands and smiled wryly: "No, not even a human being."

He was feared, persecuted, and killed countless times by human beings when he was young. After experiencing long pains, the first thing he did after he was strong enough was to give back the endless death, pain, and fear that had been bestowed by humans.

Live for too long, and the idea of ​​changing your lifestyle will arise.

The child Oboro met on the way to a killing triggered the idea of ​​wanting to be a different person, and he split into another new personality-Yoshida Shoyang.

That's how I met Sakata Gintoki, Takasugi Shinsuke, Katsura Kotaro...

There is also the silver fairy who has rarely fought with him for hundreds of years.

The chestnut-haired man under the moonlight looked sad: "It was a short and good time... I am not Yoshida Shoyang, I am Xu."

At best, it can be regarded as a virtual personality created by an immortal monster, which may be destroyed at any time.

Yinxian was silent for a while, he walked a few steps and put on Songyang's shoulder, looking straight into the depths of his eyes.

"That's not the case. I should be the one who has the most say. You are Yoshida Matsuyo, which is different from him."

Songyang's eyebrows stretched a little, but he still shook his head slowly: "But since I start to think about everything, it means that one day..."

The silver-haired god said relaxedly and mysteriously: "It's okay, I'm here for everything."

I'm here for everything, so don't worry.

Yinxian raised a trustworthy smiling face and calmed Songyang's slightly depressed mood. The bell on his chest rang clearly, and his eyebrows and eyes were curved:

"I have bought all the ingredients, let's make cherry cakes together tomorrow!"

The next afternoon.

The people in the courtyard were comfortable under the sun, Yinxian took out the cherry leaves that had been processed earlier, and everyone made cherry cakes together.

One of the necessary ingredients for sakura mochi is salted sakura leaves, wrapped in springy wagashi, and a bite is full of the aroma of sakura blossoms.

Sakura Leaf Cake is sweet but not greasy, smooth in the mouth, with a faint aroma of cherry blossoms and sweet bean paste. With a cup of just right hot tea, sit on the porch and watch the cherry blossom trees that are about to bloom.

The cherry blossom trees planted five years ago have not yet bloomed this year.

But I still remember that in the season of last year, looking across the yard from a distance, the bustling trees were like snow, but snow was better than snow.

Pink floating clouds hang in the sky of the courtyard, and the warm wind blows slowly in the summer afternoon. The fallen five petals float into the clear pond with the stamens. The falling cherry blossoms are like rain, clear and dazzling like a glass bottle.

When the flowers bloom this year, take out the cherry cakes made today from the cellar, and it will be a beautiful memory like a dream.

The three little devils helped to knead the dough under the command of Yinxian. After concentrating for a while, they started to make small movements. You slapped me, I pulled your ear, and they rolled their eyes at each other when the flour was smeared on their faces. convinced.

It is clearly the age of thirteen, fourteen and a half years old children, and the little ghosts of Matsushita private school always seem to show their childishness unscrupulously in front of two adults.

Songyang laughed heartily while grinding the red beans, Nunuzui motioned to Yinxian, who was drying the cherry leaves, to separate them.

The speechless Fox-sang gave Songyang a helpless look. He knocked on the chopping board and raised his eyebrows, expressing that he would use the plum snack tomorrow afternoon as a threat.

So the sugar star Sakata Yinshi was the first to give in, and cheekily went to the talkative Yinxian and asked for his portion to be made into double sugar.

Yinxian pushed away the natural curly hair that was in danger of tooth decay, sighed, picked up the towel and carefully wiped off the young master Takasugi who had flour flying into the crevices of his hair.

Gao Shan, who felt that he had lost face in front of the teacher, stared at him, but he could only dare to be angry under Yinxian, and continued to accept the towel baptism with aggrieved Baba.

After dealing with Takasugi who lost his face, Yinxian took out the dressing box and called Hei Changzhi, who was in a mess, to come and comb his hair.

At a young age, I met the perfect and ideal person/kid Katsura Kotaro, who blushed and sat next to Yinxian, his erratic eyes perfectly explained what it means to be restless, and he was shy and wanted to stick to the silver-haired god.

Naturally, Gui was chopped on the head by Yinxian with a knife, and he was ruthlessly pushed to continue working. The lazy fox Sang quickly finished his part, got up and began to check the homework.

Looking left and right, Yinxian, who was very dissatisfied with the progress of the task, simply changed back to the ginger body, and climbed up the tree with his tail flicking to supervise the audience, pointing at the humans with his little paws.

Under his urging, the work under the tree was coming to an end, and the big fluffy tail on the tree was flicking, and the frequency was gradually slowing down.

The fluffy-haired fox-san yawned big, squinted his eyes and looked at the warm sunshine. After working for half a day, he simply slowed down his breathing on the cherry blossom tree and fell into a light sleep.

This time it was Songyang's turn to look helpless.

He snatched away the little friend Gui who kept shooting idiots/Han Guangbo at the meat balls of canines under the tree, slapped away Yin Shi who was staring at the sweet bean paste in his hand, and wiped away Gao Shan who was once again paste into a small tabby cat... Finally he smiled and made a 'shh' gesture.

"Let me make dinner tonight, you three remember to wash the dishes."

The three heads of silver, purple and black responded earnestly, and the children walking on the wooden corridor couldn't help but lower their footsteps, trying not to disturb Fox Sang's nap.

Yinxian's ears moved slightly, and he changed to a better position for basking in the sun, smelling the aroma of Songyang cooking in the kitchen, and entered into a steady rest.

The village school is like a pure land, where the bad things of heaven and man, the shogunate, and barbarians seem to never disturb here.