[Comprehensive Martial Arts] The system forced me to secondary school

Lin Mo has been a top student since she was a child. She not only has good grades in liberal arts, but also is not bad in mathematics. For the first time in her life, she struggled with the questions. In addition to being confused due to high fever, there is another important reason. She took the wrong questions. .

She turned a blind eye to the two big characters of Li Zong on the cover, and only saw that every question danced wildly in her blind spot of knowledge. The child was stupid, and her mentality collapsed. Holding the paper, she wanted to jump off the building, and she held on to Lu Xiaofeng's lapel tightly , had to let him give her a lecture.

Lu Xiaofeng was totally dumbfounded, neither liberal arts nor science was something he could grasp, looking at the paper was like reading ghostly symbols, not to mention lecture questions, he couldn't even read the questions.

The concoction gradually cooled down, Ren Lu Xiaofeng's mouth was worn out, Lin Mo didn't even smell it, he was crying while turning the pages of the book, he still kept talking about the fundamental goal of the socialist market economy, and his whole body fell into a kind of anxiety and mania In such a state, Lu Xiaofeng even wanted to knock the person unconscious before pouring the medicine, but just as the idea came up, the door creaked, and a head poked in.

Zhang San pursed his lips, looked at Lin Mo and whispered, "What's the matter? I heard crying from next door. What are you doing? What's so difficult?"

Lu Xiaofeng walked over directly, opened the door, and stuffed the medicine bowl into Zhang San's arms, "Quick, let her drink the medicine first, if this continues, her brain will burn out."

Zhang San grinned, and hurriedly pushed the medicine out, "I think your brain is broken. I figured out that it is she who can order me, not I who can order her. I think she looks not sober. In case Come on, Zhang San, you go to die, isn't that killing me?"

It gets dark early in the winter in Lahasu, and there was some light in the house just now, but it will be completely dark now.The layout of the room is also quite different from that of the surrounding areas. The room is a large kang made of bricks, tiles and yellow mud. There is a small hole under the kang, which is a place for burning fire. Fill it with firewood, and the kang will heat up. , people will not feel cold when sleeping on it.

There is a stove in the very center of the room, and the fire is burning, and a long iron pipe is inserted above the stove, extending to the outside of the house.

Warmth and darkness, faintness and collapse.

Lu Xiaofeng's face changed back and forth between blue-white and gray-gray, the hand holding the medicine was already trembling, his medicine bowl was placed on the table, his arms supported the table, cold sweat dripped from the tip of his nose.

"Dianhong said that you will die soon after being poisoned?" Zhang San said.

Lu Xiaofeng nodded.Three hours passed extremely quickly, and now it was less than half an hour, and the Raksha card sank into the heart of the river. Even if it could be obtained, it was at least an hour away from Laowu Mountain, so it was too late.

Zhang San looked at the medicine, then at Lin Mo, took a deep breath, and said, "Do you know that she can order me to do anything?"

"know."

"You know what a fart." Zhang San picked up the medicine bowl and grabbed Lin Mo by the collar of the back of his neck, pulling him up from the seat, ignoring her tearful eyes and pinching her mouth to pour down the medicine.

Lin Mo struggled desperately, coughed from being choked by the medicine, drank half of it and sprinkled half, clutching his stomach and moaning, "My child! The concubine's child is innocent! Your Majesty, you are so ruthless!" Heart!"

As soon as Zhang San delivered the bowl, he said to Lu Xiaofeng with a strange expression, "Is there any more medicine? You can make another bowl, the dose is not enough... Forget it, I'll go, look at you, I'm afraid you won't even have the bowl." I can't hold it."

After pouring two bowls of medicine, the effect was remarkable. Lin Mo went straight to the ground and fell asleep.

Zhang San: "..." He was more panicked than Lu Xiaofeng, helped him up, pinched his nose and face, "Grandma, please wake up, your husband is going to die soon! Tell me quickly, Zhang San, I order you to put him to death." Heal it, tell me quickly, tell me quickly!"

Lin Mo didn't even hum, and fell into a drowsy sleep.

Zhang San turned his head angrily, "Hey, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, you are the one who is going to die, why didn't you react at all?"

Lu Xiaofeng fell on the chair, he could only smile wryly.

Zhang Sandao: "Perhaps you should have given her the medicine earlier."

Lu Xiaofeng said: "It's rare for her to have a good dream, I can't bear to call her that."

He saw her smiling in her dream, and he really couldn't bear to take away the happiness she had so hard to have.

Zhang San looked at the ceiling and sighed: "You'd better pray that she wakes up soon, I don't want to do anything to a corpse, besides, fraudulent corpses are really scary."

"He won't cheat on corpses anymore."

The door was pushed open, and a little red walked in.

He looked like a zombie, his face was ashen, his lips were purple, and his hands were clotted with blood.

As soon as he came in, he was full of air-conditioning and blood, and his voice was as cold as ice for thousands of years, "The antidote."

He threw a small porcelain vase over.

"This is..." Lu Xiaofeng took the porcelain bottle, the sign on it made his scalp tingle with shock: "You went to Laowu Mountain?"

"Hmph!" Yidianhong was dressed in thin black clothes, even if she was injured and bleeding, she couldn't tell, but the strong smell of blood made people feel terrified.

He left alone before, so he broke into the old house mountain alone to grab the antidote in the old lair?He was the one who wanted to kill Lu Xiaofeng, and now he is the one who rescued Lu Xiaofeng, so he didn't hesitate to put himself in danger for the person he wanted to kill?

In a place like Laowushan, just breaking into it is a narrow escape.

Holding the porcelain vase, Lu Xiaofeng didn't know what to say for a moment. He had quite a few friends with weird personalities, but not many of them were this weird.

Seeing Lu Xiaofeng's hesitation, Yidianhong said viciously: "I saw him take this medicine after being poisoned with my own eyes, there is nothing wrong with it!"

"Poisoned? Where did you get Hanjisan?"

The butterfly dart soaked in Hanjisan was thrown on the table, and the jingle of a bell was the answer.

It was very warm in the room, and the blood congealed on Yidianhong's body slowly melted away, and there was a puddle of blood on the place where he was standing.

Obviously, he was badly injured.

Looking at the pool of blood, not to mention the antidote, even the poison Lu Xiaofeng could thank Dade to drink. He opened the porcelain bottle and poured it all into his mouth, taking it with wine.

"All right?"

Lu Xiaofeng slowed down: "It seems to be useful."

"come out."

"Are you still going to kill me?" Lu Xiaofeng said, "Wouldn't it be easier for you to take my life directly, why risk your life to go to Laowushan to get the antidote?"

Jinghua Shuiyue has been unsheathed, Yidianhong snorted coldly: "I don't need help from others to kill people."

Lu Xiaofeng had no choice but to go out with him.

Zhang San sighed sincerely: "I just hope that no matter which one of you two dies, the body will not be too bloody. Alas, why did my mother and I name me Zhang San in the first place? It would be great if I were called Li Si..."

……

The wind and snow swept across the world, and it was even colder in the evening.

Lu Xiaofeng stared at the little red hand that was bleeding continuously, in the room, the blood dripped down his fingertips, now outside, the blood congealed immediately. "I'm here and I won't leave. You can kill me anytime you want, why don't you heal your wounds first?"

"Are you pitying me?" The little red expression looked like she had been scolded.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "This is unfair to you."

Yidianhong sneered and said, "I was the one who wanted to kill you, there's nothing unfair about it."

Although he was injured, his figure was not slow, he disappeared in place like a light smoke, and when he raised his eyes again, the long knife with a cold light was approaching Lu Xiaofeng's neck.

It still has a lifeless face like a zombie, but its eyes are colder than the wind and snow, and brighter than the light of a knife!

Lu Xiaofeng leaned back, backed up quickly, followed by the light of the saber, and changed six or seven moves in an instant, although they were not as subtle as Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng's moves, they hit the vital point directly, ruthless and poisonous.This is not a contest, but a desperate effort. Under such an offensive, there are usually only two results, one is the death of the opponent, and the other is the death of oneself.

Lu Xiaofeng gave the third option, every time when the blade was about to touch him, he could always dodge it at a strange angle, and then wrapped around a little red knife, gradually, it seemed that a little red shot was very hot , and then every knife was pulled, and the knife fell through.

The sky was as dark as ink, Zhang San was squatting at the door watching, watching, went into the room and found a lamp to hang on the door, he is not good at martial arts, so he can't tell which of the two has the upper hand, he just knows Every move and style is extremely dangerous, and if you don't pay attention, you will die.

Just as he was engrossed in watching, he was suddenly patted on the shoulder. Zhang San jumped up, saw the person clearly, and squatted down covering his heart: "Grandma, why didn't you make a sound when you came here? I was scared to death by you."

Lin Mo frowned, his cheeks were red, and he gasped, "Why am I here, what about Lu Xiaofeng and the others?"

"You are sober. Do you know how scary you were just now? You were crying and reading a book for a while, and then said that you were pregnant and had a miscarriage. I thought you had a fever and went crazy!"

Lin Mo bit his lips, grabbed his clothes and said, "Lu Xiaofeng..."

"Over there." Zhang Sanshun pointed, Lin Mo looked out, a little red knife almost pierced Lu Xiaofeng's chest, and Lu Xiaofeng's feet stopped, his fingers were sticking to the blade.

Lin Mo's heart tightened, and she groped for the sword, but after changing her clothes, the dagger disappeared, so she could only say, "Brother Zhang, please..."

Zhang San swallowed his saliva: "Sister, let me remind you, I am a three-legged cat, and if I rush up, I will die."

Lin Mo shook his head and said, "No, how can you be a three-legged cat? I know, you are obviously invincible, let alone the two of them, even if there are a hundred of them, they are definitely not your opponent. Please go up , give him an electric gun each, stun him and drag him back, please."

What can Zhang San do, he couldn't control himself at all, he rushed up in a swish, and threw out two hands like a ghost, so fast that he couldn't even see the shadows clearly, he punched each of Dianhong and Lu Xiaofeng in the face.

Before the two first-class masters could react, they both fell to the ground, unconscious.Zhang San himself didn't react, and was stunned on the spot.

No matter how many times he felt it was very miraculous, he suddenly became excited. First, a great roc spread its wings on the snowy ground, followed by a move of a black tiger. lonely.

……

The person was dragged into the house and lay on the kang. The two people who had just been beaten to death lay quietly and peacefully together, covered with the same small flower quilt, and seemed to be close and in love with each other.

Lin Mo sat on the small stool at the door, with a crack in the door, and her face was pressed against the door to blow the wind.

"There is still medicine in the kitchen, would you like to drink another bowl?" Zhang San walked over and closed the door, "You are suffering from the cold, so you can't blow the wind."

Lin Mo looked at him tearfully: "But I'm hot."

"I'll get you some medicine."

"I don't want to drink medicine, I want to eat canned peaches." Lin Mo stared at the door obsessively: "I always want to eat canned peaches."

Zhang San was silent for a while, thinking that the fever still persisted and he was still talking nonsense, he paused and said, "The medicine was prescribed by the only doctor in this town, it's 30 taels of silver, if you don't drink it, you have to pour it down." gone."

Lin Mo stood up: "30 taels! Where's the medicine residue? Let me see what medicine is worth 30 taels!"

That's a full 30 taels, not to mention the wind and cold, and you will have to walk around after drinking for ten years due to cerebral thrombosis.

Could it be that this doctor was invited from the scenic spot?

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The author has something to say:

I found that I like Zhang San more and more. He is really cute and cute. Let me show you the original story:

【Zhang San suddenly said: "Wait a minute."

No one knew what he wanted, but he ran down the cabin as if flying, and ran up again as if flying, holding a pot in his hand.

Hu Tiehua frowned and said, "Did you find wine for me? Now I can't even drink wine."

Zhang San opened the jar and said, "This is not wine, but salt."

Hu Tiehua said: "Salt? What are you doing with such a big jar of salt?"

Zhang Sandao: "Some people say that salt can ward off evil spirits, and can also remove mildew... Come on, you should taste a little first."

Hu Tiehua looked at him dubiously, and finally couldn't help but taste a little.

Zhang Sandao: "Come on, a little more."

Hu Tiehua frowned and said, "How much more can I get rid of my bad luck?"

Zhang Sandao: "It's best to eat the whole jar."

Hu Tiehua yelled again, and said: "Are you crazy, Xiao Xiao? Do you want to salt me ​​to death?" Chu Liuxiang also smiled, and said: "Maybe he wants to salt you into bacon, and eat it when food runs out in the future you."

Zhang San said with a smile: "Even if he eats a sack of salt, the meat will be sour. I would rather starve to death than eat it."

Hu Tiehua said angrily: "What do you mean?"

Zhang San said leisurely: "There is no other meaning, but... I have also heard people say that mice eat too much salt, they will turn into bats; I want to see if people eat too much salt, is it the same?" Like a mouse."

Before he finished speaking, Hu Tiehua slapped him. 】

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I had something to do yesterday, or rather, I have been busy recently, and there is another update tonight, um, a short update orz, thanks at 2021-06-0416 50:19:2021~06-0612-31 15:[-]: During the [-]th period, the little angel who voted for me to overlord or irrigate nutrient solution~

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